Omnipotent Data

"Cheng Nuo, hurry up, we're just waiting for you!"

On Tuesday afternoon, Yuan Hua stood at the door of the dormitory, raised his hand to look at his watch, and couldn't help urging.

"Wait for me for a minute, now, now!" In the dormitory, Cheng Nuo looked in the mirror and straightened his hair. Then he picked up an unknown brand of perfume and sprayed it on his body indiscriminately. Then he took his mobile phone and walked out of the dormitory.

"Let's go!"

Cheng Nuo locked the door and signaled to the three roommates.

Yuan Hua looked Cheng Nuo up and down, "Cheng Nuo, what outfit do you wear?"

"How about it, isn't it good?" Cheng Nuo raised his eyebrows.

Yellow rubber shoes, cropped trousers, checked shirt and blue underwear. This is how Cheng Nuo dressed when he went out today.

Cheng Nuo straightened his clothes, "This is the most popular street gangster style this year. Do you feel that my outfit attracts a lot of attention from the crowd?" After finishing speaking, Cheng Nuo stroked his hair.

Yuan Hua: "..."

God, what a street gangster style, why don't you say the most dazzling ethnic style?

You obviously learned how to dress like Liu Haizhu!

and also……

"Cheng Nuo, your panties are showing." Yuan Hua reminded silently. "blue."

"Haha!" Cheng Nuo smiled awkwardly, pulled up his pants vigorously, and then waved his hand, "Don't care about these details! Our goal is... the sea of ​​stars!"

"Let's go, let's go." Mai Di pulled Cheng Nuo, "Let's go quickly, even if we don't sign up, we're going to join in the fun!"

…………

Tsinghua University. In a small square on the north side of the school, many roadshow tents were set up.

Tsinghua University student association recruits new members, also known as "Hundred Regiment Wars"! The battle officially begins on Tuesday afternoon!

Tsinghua's student associations have a long history and glorious association traditions.

As early as the 1920s and 1930s, Tsinghua had a total of dozens of associations, among which the more famous ones were: Tsinghua Weekly, Twenty Club, Rhetoric Research Association, Mandarin Speech and Debate Association, English Speech and Debate Association, De Erta Club, and Drama Club. Among the founders or key members of these associations, there are many Tsinghua celebrities such as Wen Jiduo and Liang Shiqiu.

From two o'clock in the afternoon, freshmen from Tsinghua University came here one after another. Soon, it gathered into a huge flow of people.

And the seniors in the senior grades also started to pick up small loudspeakers one by one, shouting like street vendors.

"It's new, Qingyun Guitar Club is new! There are many cute seniors in it to flirt with!"

"The martial arts club accepts new recruits, only male students are recruited, and there are seniors among them!"

"The space agency has recruited new members!! As long as you want to go to the sky, then come to our space agency!"

In the small square, there were many seniors wearing puppet toys, distributing leaflets and promoting their clubs.

In front of the tents of each road show, there are several freshmen around, asking for some information about the club.

The atmosphere was so lively for a while!

Although the "Hundred Regiments War" of other schools is called "Hundred Regiments", the actual number of clubs is probably less than fifty.

And there are 121 clubs in Tsinghua University as of this year!

This is a real battle of hundreds of regiments.

More than one hundred road show tents were set up in a small square, and the scene was absolutely shocking.

As for the four people in the 203 dormitory, what they want to participate in this afternoon is this unprecedented "Hundred Regiment War"!

Even if you don't join any club in the end, it's good to come and join in the fun.

"Hey! There are really too many people!" Before he got there, Yuan Hua looked at the dense crowd in front of him from a distance, and couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Of course." McGrady shrugged, "You know, our school has more than a hundred clubs, and there are three seniors in each club, so there are more than three hundred people. Including our freshman group, It’s no wonder there aren’t many people there!”

The little fat man chuckled, "It's interesting to have a lot of people! I don't know if there are food clubs among so many clubs.

"

"It seems...there really is one!" Yuan Hua pondered for a while and said uncertainly, "I seem to have heard that there is indeed a food club among the more than 100 clubs in the school. It was created by the Americans studying abroad.”

"At the beginning, it was just a foreign club, and it only recruited students who had studied abroad. The purpose of the club is to eat all the delicacies of China."

"And then?" the little fat man asked with interest.

Yuan Hua shrugged, "Then, the president of the food club and a few of his members chose Sichuan and Sichuan as their first stop. It's been more than ten years, and they're still there!"

fatty:"……"

"Then the food club was taken over by a senior from our school. Anyone who is a student of Tsinghua University can join." Yuan Hua finally said.

As they walked, they said that the four of them had already walked into the small square where the club recruited newcomers.

The small square is full of students, and most of them are freshmen, freshmen and sophomores.

After all, freshmen, freshmen and sophomores are currently the two most idle student groups.

Those seniors and seniors who are juniors and seniors are still busy with postgraduate entrance examinations, graduation defenses, internships and so on. Basically very few people come to this kind of event.

"Cheng Nuo?!"

Suddenly, behind Cheng Nuo, there was a sound of surprise and joy.

Cheng Nuo subconsciously turned around, only to find that he didn't recognize the girl behind him.

"You are……?"

"Cheng Nuo, I'm your fan!" The girl hugged Cheng Nuo's arm excitedly, took out her phone, and made gestures.

Click!

Take the next photo.

The girl looked at the group photo in the album with satisfaction, and smiled sweetly, revealing two cute little canine teeth.

During the whole process, Cheng Nuo was in a daze.

Putting the phone in her pocket happily, the girl stretched out her slender hand to Cheng Nuo, and introduced herself, "Master Cheng Nuo, let me introduce myself, my name is Luan Jingjing, a student of the 2019 Department of Computer Science and Technology."

"Uh... hello, senior." Cheng Nuo froze for a moment, and shook hands with Luan Jingjing.

Girl from the School of Design! And she's a pretty girl! It should be regarded as a national treasure species!

Luan Jingjing waved her hands again and again, "Master, you don't have to call me senior sister. I sound awkward, so just call me by my name!"

After finishing speaking, Luan Jingjing blinked her bright eyes and looked at Cheng Nuo, "By the way, I have heard that you have come to Tsinghua University, but I have never had a chance to pay my respects. I didn't expect to meet you here today, so happy!" "

Luan Jingjing held her face in her hands, her joy was beyond words.

"Master, you don't know, I actually received an invitation letter for the first trial of "The Most Powerful Brain". Although I have worked hard, I still passed the first round!"

"That's why I thought that those seniors who could enter the top 100 were considered powerful. I didn't know what it means to be powerful until I saw you, the Great God, and saw your performance on the strongest brain!"

"God, I'm your fan now! Please give me more advice in the future!"

"Ahaha, really?" Cheng Nuo scratched his head and said modestly, "Actually, what I have used is only a small part of my strength, which is not worth mentioning."

On one side, the other three singles in dormitory 203 gritted their teeth and looked at Cheng Nuo who was having a hot chat with the beauty.

Yuan Hua: "Cheng Nuo is not a real kid!"

The little fat man rubbed his chubby chin: "Dui, you're right! Girl resources are scarce, and with Cheng Nuo occupying the latrine, what will we do as singles?!"

At this time, Mai Di comforted the two: "Only sissies like women, and real men should be men!"

Yuan Hua + Fatty: "???"

At this moment, Luan Jingjing, who had just finished expressing her admiration to Cheng Nuo, saw the three standing behind her, and asked softly, "Master, are you here to participate in the Hundred Regiments Battle?"

"Yeah, yes, we came together to participate in the Hundred Regiments Battle." Before Cheng Nuo could speak, Yuan Hua, who was standing by the side, took the initiative to come forward and answer.

There is a saying that goes well: Give it a go, and your senior sister will become a wife!

Yuan Hua believed that since he took the initiative to stand aside, it was naturally impossible to wait for his wife to come to his door.

Take the initiative to strike up a conversation and work hard to get a chance!

"Cheng Nuo, who is this?" Yuan Hua asked Cheng Nuo.

Cheng Nuo introduced, "Oh, this is Luan Jingjing, a sophomore from the School of Computer Science."

"Hello senior sister!" Yuan Hua and the three greeted in unison.

Cheng Nuo then introduced to Luan Jingjing, "These are my three roommates."

Yuan Hua and the others who were waiting for the next sentence looked at Cheng Nuo expectantly.

What about next? Now it's time to introduce our names! Letting the senior sister know her name is the first step in enhancing the relationship!

But... no!

Cheng Nuo used the "three roommates" to lead the three together.

This is even worse than passers-by A, B, and C, okay? They can still be regarded as a bitch at any rate, but to them, it is a background board for a person who looks like a human being.

snort! Cheng Nuo, have you forgotten, Mr. Fatty, have I given you... a massage every day in bed!

The little fat man had already slandered Cheng Nuo in his heart, thinking that he would never sleep with Cheng Nuo again!

Facing the three of Yuan Hua, Luan Jingjing still put on the posture of a schoolgirl, nodded slightly, "Hello!"

Afterwards, he suggested to Cheng Nuo with a smile on his face, "Master, I also came here today to recruit new members for our club. Why don't you go and have a look at us."

"Go and have a look." Anyway, Cheng Nuo and the others came here to join in the fun, aimlessly, and to them, it didn't matter where they went.

Now that Luan Jingjing has spoken, it's okay to go to her to have a look.

"By the way, Jingjing, which club did you join?" Cheng Nuo asked as they walked on the road.

Luan Jingjing whispered three words, "Piano Club."

The Tsinghua Piano Club is located in the northwest corner of the small square. There is a red tent next to a one-meter-high poster stand. In the tent sits a girl with her legs crossed, looking down and playing with her mobile phone.

The piano club is a relatively unpopular club. Therefore, around the tent, there is no scene of three circles inside and three circles outside like other clubs.

"Momo, I'm back!" Still far away, Luan Jingjing waved to the girl sitting in the road show tent.

The girl named Momo looked up and saw Luan Jingjing pulling the three of them over, her eyes lit up, "Wow! Jingjing, you really pulled people back!"

As for the little fatty Zhong Dun, when he saw the girl named Momo look up, his chubby face froze, as if he had lost his soul, and he couldn't help feeling dizzy.

Cheng Nuo noticed the abnormality of the little fat man, "Fatty, what's wrong?"

"Cheng Nuo, I feel... I'm in love." The little fat man said with a peachy face, dizzy.

"Who? Who is so unfortunate that you have taken a fancy to it? It must have destroyed the galaxy in the previous life."

"Get out, I'm telling you something serious!" The little fat man rolled his eyes.

"Then who am I? I can help you persuade people to open up."

The little fat man didn't bother to pay attention to Cheng Nuo, so he leaned into Cheng Nuo's ear and whispered, "The person I like is you..."

"The senior sister on the opposite side!"

what!

Cheng Nuo almost had a heart attack from the little fat man's fright. In other words, you are fat but not panting, you can't finish a sentence!

However, when the little fat man said this, Cheng Nuo's eyes fell on the girl sitting in the tent across from him.

With a melon-seeded face, long hair and shawls, and healthy wheat-colored skin, although her appearance is not very delicate, she is also of the more attractive type.

Luan Jingjing led Cheng Nuo and the others to the girl, and introduced them with a smile, "This is a friend from the same club as mine, Chen Mo."

"These four are the Master Cheng Nuo whom I often mention to you, and uh... his three roommates."

Three roommates: "..."

Mom sells batches! We all have names!

Even if we are supporting roles, we still need dignity!

After complaining a lot, the three of them calmed down their excitement.

Chen Mo belongs to the carefree type of girl. She glanced at the four of them, and asked Luan Jingjing unabashedly, "Jingjing, these four are members of the club you hired, and they don't look like they can play the piano. look like?"

"No, no." Luan Jingjing waved her hands hastily, "I just brought the Great God and his roommates over for a visit."

"Just here to join in the fun?" Chen Mo picked up the mobile phone on the table and continued to play with Erlang's legs. She waved her hand, "Then I won't entertain you! Feel free to call me if you want to sign up!"

"I regestrated!"

At this time, the little fat man stood up with his big belly.

"You?" Chen Mo looked up and looked the little fat man up and down. The corner of the mouth slightly hooked, "Do you want to sign up for our piano club?"

"En!" The little fat man nodded his head heavily, and said weakly, "Sister, I want to sign up for your piano club."

"Can you play the piano?"

"meeting."

Chen Mo pondered for a while, "Then tell me, who is your favorite pianist?"

The little fat man hesitated for a moment, and tentatively said, "My favorite pianist is Bagroim."

"You like him too?" Suddenly, Chen Mo's eyes lit up.

That's right!

The little fat man gave himself a compliment in his heart.

He nodded pretendingly, "Well, it seems that our hobbies are quite the same."

Chen Mo believed the little fat man's words, and acted as if he had found a bosom friend, "I like the third piece of the second paragraph of his "City Love Concerto" the most, how about you?"

"I don't agree." The little fat man held out his finger, "My favorite is the fourth episode of the third season of "Country Love Concerto"."

Chen Mo: "..."

"Get out!" Chen Mo roared angrily!

Ding--!

Congratulations to Zhong Dun for his achievement, he is single by his ability!

Recommended reading: The new book "Yuan Zun" by the silkworm potato master, and the new work "The Dao Chao Tian" by the cat naughty master