Omnipotent Data

"That's good, classmate Cheng Nuo, come up and talk about it." Qi Ziyuan said with a smile.

Cheng Nuo nodded, stood up, and walked up to the podium.

Zhao Yang, who was sitting next to Cheng Nuo, had a doggy expression on his face.

Fuck! Why is it still this guy.

In the last senior class, Cheng Nuo had done his best in front of everyone in their mathematics department. This section is divided into classes, is history going to repeat itself?

On the podium, Cheng Nuo drew an exponential function on the blackboard, y=e^x.

Cheng Nuo said softly, "How many ideals and promises did we have, but after going through a few tests of guidance, they were completely changed or even disappeared? Is there such a vow called f(x)=e^x?"

Cheng Nuo swished a few times and continued to write two theorems on the blackboard.

Theorem 1: The function f(x)=x is continuous on [a, b], it can be deduced that f(x)=x is integrable on [a, b].

Theorem 2: The function f(x)=x is bounded on [a, b], and there are only finite discontinuities. It can also be deduced that f(x)=x is integrable on [a, b].

This is... a sufficient condition for integrability!

"These two theorems tell us that happiness is accumulable, and that finite discontinuities do not affect its accumulation."

"So... face life with optimism!"

yes! Face life with optimism!

Even a mathematical theorem tells us to face everything in life optimistically.

What reason do we have to face the hardships in life and feel sorry for ourselves!

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After a few minutes of class, it was already twelve noon. Cheng Nuo still had classes in the afternoon. After a hasty lunch in the cafeteria, Cheng Nuo went back to the dormitory, changed his clothes, brought a textbook on management principles, and rushed to the classroom.

"Cheng Nuo, what have you been doing? Why haven't you been seen all morning?" As soon as Cheng Nuo entered the classroom, Yuan Hua, who was sharp-eyed, saw Cheng Nuo. He greeted Cheng Nuo and asked Cheng Nuo to sit beside him. He couldn't help but ask in bewilderment.

Cheng Nuo went to the wrong classroom for the first class in the morning, and Yuan Hua knew this.

But if you go to the wrong classroom, you can't come back all morning!

Yuan Hua even wondered if Cheng Nuo had followed the math department all morning!

Cheng Nuo waved his hand, "Oh, don't mention it, I have been studying with the mathematics department all morning."

Yuan Hua: "..."

Also... I really had a whole morning class with people from the mathematics department!

But brother, you are obviously from the Department of Finance, okay?

What are you doing by going to the mathematics department to make trouble?

"Cheng Nuo, where are you?" Yuan Hua was puzzled.

"I won't mention it, I won't mention it. If you talk too much, you will be in tears." Cheng Nuo waved his hand, obviously unwilling to dwell on this issue. "Anyway, in the future, I guess I will often go to the mathematics department."

Seeing that Cheng Nuo was unwilling to speak, Yuan Hua couldn't continue to ask.

However, all kinds of possibilities came to mind.

Why did Cheng Nuo say that he would often go to the mathematics department in the future?

Love math and want to delve deeper?

This should be wrong. Yuan Hua remembered that when Cheng Nuo started school, he said that he didn't like the learning atmosphere in the mathematics department, so he ruled out this possibility.

Since it wasn't for academics, then... naturally it was for love.

Yuan Hua guessed that Cheng Nuo probably fell in love with someone from the mathematics department, and then wanted to improve their relationship by taking classes together.

However, according to what he knew, there seemed to be only two girls in the Mathematics Department this year, and Cheng Nuo liked it...

suddenly……

Yuan Hua seemed to have thought of something terrible, and a cold air rose from his vest. His complexion couldn't help turning pale.

Although the quality of girls in the Department of Mathematics is not high, the quality of boys is among the best in Tsinghua University.

Cheng Nuo had a girlfriend, and Yuan Hua knew about it. But... It's not impossible to add a boyfriend!

Thinking that he was living in the same dormitory with Cheng Nuo, Yuan Hua wiped the sweat from his forehead, fidgeting.

No, no!

Maddie is in great shape,

The fat man is plump all over.

I am a skinny dick.

No matter how hungry Cheng Nuo was, he wouldn't choose himself as his partner!

Yuan Hua, who was breathing a sigh of relief in his heart, suddenly felt a cold palm land on his forehead.

Yuan Hua turned his head and met Cheng Nuo's concerned gaze.

Suddenly, Yuan Hua's chrysanthemum tightened.

"What... what's wrong?" Yuan Hua asked in a trembling voice.

"Oh, it's okay." Cheng Nuo put his hand off Yuan Hua's forehead and shrugged, "I see your lips are so white, so I thought you had a fever?"

Yuan Hua heaved a sigh of relief and waved his hands again and again, "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm very healthy, and it's fine to fight another 300 rounds on the bed."

"Really?" Cheng Nuo's eyes flashed imperceptible excitement, "I'll try it when I get back to the dormitory that night."

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As I said before, the Department of Finance has only one class with 35 students this year.

20 are girls and 15 are boys. The ratio of male to female is 3:4.

Such a male-to-female ratio is enough to make those male compatriots who major in science and engineering envy to death.

The principles of management can be regarded as a professional course in the Department of Finance. It is also one of the basic courses.

This subject is more liberal arts, that is to say, it mainly relies on memory.

Fortunately, during the summer vacation, Cheng Nuo had read books on this topic, so it wasn't too difficult to understand.

All the teachers in Tsinghua University have one thing in common, that is, they teach very fast!

Moreover, it is very efficient!

Tasks that can be completed in one class will never be postponed to the next class.

Whether the students can keep up with the progress is not the main consideration.

Everything depends on the students themselves.

This is the attitude of Tsinghua teachers.

They will not force you to do something, whether you listen carefully in class, and whether you complete homework on time after class are all up to the students themselves.

However, if you fail in the final exam at the end of the term, don't blame the teacher!

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On Monday night, in an empty classroom, freshmen from the finance department gathered to hold class committee elections in the first half of the freshman year.

The instructors also came to the scene in person in spite of their busy schedules to confirm the fairness and justice of the election process.

The method of election shall be by ballot.

As citizens of China, the right to vote that they had held in their hands for eighteen years and hadn't been exercised finally came into play.

The election positions include nine positions including squad leader and party branch secretary.

Candidates come to the stage one by one, report the positions they want to run for, and give speeches.

The ceremony was grand and grand, no different from the US president's campaign speech.

A slim girl in a red dress with long hair hanging behind her shoulders was the first to take part in the class committee election.

"Hello students, hello teacher, my name is Yan Yunqing, and I want to run for the position of monitor..."

Time passed slowly, and more than a dozen students in the class came to the stage to deliver campaign speeches.

However, Cheng Nuo sat in his seat and remained motionless.

Under the podium, the fat man Zhong Dun poked Cheng Nuo's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Cheng Nuo, why don't you go up?"

Cheng Nuo raised his eyelids, "I'm not interested in the class committee."

"Then what are you interested in?" The little fat man asked.

"Study!" Cheng Nuo spit out these two words softly, "Now I'm addicted to study and can't extricate myself. I don't hear anything outside the window, and I just want to pretend. Cough cough... I'm a slip of the tongue, I just read it wholeheartedly Book of sages."

fatty:"……"

"Does anyone else want to run for the position of class committee?" Five minutes later, the counselor sitting in the first row got up and said to the students in the class, "This is a rare opportunity to exercise you, I hope everyone can actively participate Election. I know that there are still some capable people in our class who have not stepped onto the podium to participate in this election. For example..."

The counselor who was talking suddenly turned his eyes on Cheng Nuo who was trying to be a transparent person in the class, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Student Cheng Nuo, don't you want to say something?"

Cheng Nuo pointed at himself.

The counselor nodded with a smile and signaled to Cheng Nuo, "That's right, it's you, classmate Cheng Nuo, come up and say a few words to everyone?"

Say a few words? What are you talking about?

The key was that Cheng Nuo wasn't ready to run for class committee, so he didn't prepare his speech in advance.

Bite the bullet, Cheng Nuo walked up to the podium step by step.

In an instant, all eyes in the classroom were on Cheng Nuo.

One second, two seconds... five seconds,

The atmosphere was silent.

cough cough!

Cheng Nuo coughed a few times to ease the awkward atmosphere. Then, under the encouraging eyes of the counselor, I started my class committee election speech.

"Hi everyone, my name is Cheng Nuo, and the position I want to run for is the study committee member of our class."

In the blink of an eye, Cheng Nuo instantly decided which position he wanted to run for.

Study committee member, this position is very suitable for my status as a top student!

"Why am I running for the study committee?"

Cheng Nuo's inner monologue: How the hell do I know why I'm running for a study committee member? !

But things have come to this, he can only bite the bullet and go on!

"That's because I believe that under my leadership, everyone in our class can become obsessed with and even fall in love with learning under the influence of a strong learning atmosphere!"

"As students of Tsinghua University, we don't know how many times we broke our livers and defeated the students of Ouhuang and Krypton Gold to get here. It can be said that learning is the mission and mission of every Tsinghua student. obligation!"

"But I am very sad, students! We are all 18 years old. 18 years old! Kong Rong gave up pears at the age of four, Gan Luo became the prime minister at the age of twelve, Li Lianying was cut off at the age of fifteen, and we, You are still addicted to eating chicken at the age of 18! At the age of 18, the children of your classmates who graduated from junior high school are out to tease your aunt. If you don’t study hard, then what capital do you have to rob the sons of your junior high school classmates for wives!"

The whole class was taken aback by Cheng Nuo's incisive remarks.

"There is a good saying, if a person does not study hard, what is the difference from a salted fish. Uh... Although you study hard, you are still a salted fish! But at least, you can be a person with connotation and strength. salted fish."

all the classmates:"……"

"We should achieve a state. I call it: the unity of man and book. The specific manifestations are: addicted to study, unable to extricate ourselves, and feel uncomfortable if we don't study for a day. Every moment, we carry a book by our side , Whenever you feel that your heart is going to dry up, when you are about to die, take it out and have a look, and you will be resurrected instantly with full blood!"

blah blah blah!

Cheng Nuo's mind was full of thoughts, and the more he spoke, the more he felt.

The spittle flying and impassioned remarks stunned the students in the class.

If you don't know, you may think that this is a pyramid scheme leader brainwashing the people below.

One minute, three minutes, five minutes...

Other people's campaign speeches are all on stage for two or three minutes and then come down.

But Cheng Nuo's side is fine. It's been seven or eight minutes and he's still talking.

And if this momentum continues, it is estimated that no one will stop him, and he can talk for an hour.

"Student Cheng Nuo, classmate Cheng Nuo. Let me interrupt first."

The counselor interrupted Cheng Nuo who was talking high.

"Student Cheng Nuo, you don't need to talk so much in a campaign speech, so you can keep the long story short. After all, we still have time for you to vote." The counselor smiled wryly.

"Okay, then let me say a few last words." Cheng Nuo nodded in understanding.

"To sum up, I think it is a very wise choice for you to have me, a person who has a long-term strategic vision and is never proud of a little achievement in learning, as the study committee member of our class. Although , I have the aura of being the top student in the college entrance examination, and I am your best candidate. But this time, in the class committee election, I still hope that everyone will vote for you in accordance with the principle of fairness and justice."

"Finally, I have sixteen words for everyone!"

The whole class sat up straight and pricked up their ears.

Cheng Nuo spoke loudly and paused every word.

"Those who follow me will prosper, those who oppose me will perish! It's not that we will not report, the time has not yet come!"

all the classmates:"……"

"Okay!" The little fat boy Zhong Dun applauded subconsciously, to gain popularity for his roommate. The applause was extremely loud in the extremely silent classroom.

Swish Swish Swish!

Everyone turned their heads in unison.

A series of eyes full of resentment fell on the little fat man.

The counselor standing on one side, holding his forehead, was also speechless.

If I knew this earlier, why bother!

If he had known Cheng Nuo would do this, he would not have made such a fuss back then, and insisted on asking Cheng Nuo to go up and say a few words.

Cheng Nuo walked off the podium in stride.

Under the auspices of the counselors, the voting for the 2020 class committee election of the Finance Department of Tsinghua University began.

Although Cheng Nuo was not interested in being a class committee member. But many people in the class really hope to be one of them.

After all, when graduating to the society and facing the recruitment of some large international companies, he served as a class committee member during his study at Tsinghua University. This resume will also become his own bonus.

Ten minutes later, the results of the class committee election finally came out.

The position of squad leader is held by Yan Yunqing, who is the most handsome in their class.

The group secretary is also a girl named Huo Yumou. In the same dormitory as Yan Yunqing. Wearing a pair of big black-rimmed glasses, she has a petite figure.

As a study committee member, there was no doubt that Cheng Nuo was elected.

Moreover, he defeated the other two candidates with an absolute advantage of 30 votes.

To be honest, the study committee member was the only class position that Cheng Nuo had held since he was in school, except for the person in charge of the trash can.

Moved, tearful!

In dormitory 203, apart from Cheng Nuo, Mai Di also got a class committee position - cultural and sports committee member! Mainly responsible for docking various sports competitions between schools and classes.

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PS: For the winner of the third phase "Sakura Rainfall 1", the bonus has been distributed!

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