Omnipotent Data

This one-handed operation of the little fat man stunned everyone including Cheng Nuo.

Chen Mo stared closely at Zhong Dun with almost murderous eyes.

"What, fat man, let's go over there for a stroll, over there for a stroll." Cheng Nuo's mouth twitched, he wiped away his footsteps, and hurried away.

Yuan Hua patted the little fat man on the shoulder, "Brother, take care!"

"Treasure!" Maddy's tone was both sad and heavy, "Next year on Qingming Festival, the few of us will remember to weed for you."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Hua and Mai Di closely followed Cheng Nuo's figure who had slipped away.

The little fat man stood there in a daze, looking at the backs of the three of them going away, not knowing what to say.

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"Hey, Cheng Nuo, tell me, the fat man will be fine, right? That senior sister Chen Mo looks very fierce?"

"It's okay, those with rough skin and thick flesh will be beaten!"

"Yes, that's right, that guy's pure meat outfit can withstand it!"

"Then where are we going now?" Yuan Hua couldn't help asking as the three of them walked aimlessly in front of the recruiting tents of each club.

"Go there, I think there are more people there." Cheng Nuo stretched out his hand and pointed in one direction.

Over there, there was indeed a road show booth surrounded by a lot of people. At a glance, there were at least a dozen people.

"Okay, let's join in the fun." Yuan Hua touched his chin and nodded.

Come and play!

Anyway, up to now, they haven't come across any association that makes them feel excited. Seeing which side has more people, it is not impossible to join in the fun in the past.

There was a poster on the poster stand next to the road show booth.

There were a lot of things written on it densely, and the three of them didn't look at it carefully. I just saw the six red and bold fonts of "Scan the QR code to follow and win the prize".

"I won the prize by scanning the QR code, and I don't know what the prize is." Yuan Hua's curiosity was immediately aroused.

"Go and have a look and you'll know." Cheng Nuo shrugged.

"Then I'll go and have a look." Yuan Hua squeezed through the crowd and walked inside.

Although, this kind of scan code attention activity, the prizes presented are generally not expensive things.

But... it's better than nothing!

Yuan Hua squeezed to the inside, Cheng Nuo and Mai Di followed Yuan Hua and squeezed in.

Inside the tent of the road show, there were two tables, and behind them sat two senior girls with ponytails.

The QR code that needs to be scanned is posted on the upper left corner of the table.

Yuan Hua, who stood at the front, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pointed it at the QR code posted on the table.

A WeChat public account pops up on the phone.

The name of the official account is "Women's Health and Sexual Knowledge"!

Seeing the name of the official account, Yuan Hua felt weird, but he didn't think too much about it. He shook his phone and said to the girl who was lowering her head and making records on the form, "Sister, I have already followed the official account. Here you go." What is the prize?"

"Oh, hello classmate, our event..." The girl raised her head, showed a friendly smile, and subconsciously introduced their event this time.

However, in the middle of speaking, when she raised her head to see Yuan Hua's appearance, she stopped abruptly, and the expression on her face was very strange.

"Are you... junior?" The corner of the girl's mouth twitched.

"That's right!" Yuan Hua looked puzzled, "I'm a freshman in the class of 2020, so it's logical to call you senior sister, right?"

The girl continued to hold her forehead, and the expression on her face was very exciting, "I'm not talking about the address, but about the student, are you sure, you are a boy, and you are here to participate in our event?"

"Could it be that boys can't participate in this event?" Yuan Hua asked back.

Boys can't participate?

The girl went through the rules of this event in her mind, and it seemed that there was really no rule that boys could not participate.

Worried that Yuan Hua might misunderstand, she waved her hands again and again, "You can participate, as long as you scan the QR code to follow, anyone can participate in this event, but the prizes..."

Yuan Hua interrupted the girl with a look of impatience, "Hey,

Sister, you don't need to explain so much, since I can participate and follow the official account, then hurry up and give me the prize. "

Cheng Nuo, who had been standing behind Yuan Hua, felt that after Yuan Hua said this, the girls around all cast strange glances at the three of them, and some even snickered in a low voice, not knowing why.

By the way, girls!

It was only now that Cheng Nuo noticed that, except for the three of them, all the people surrounded by the road show tent were girls.

Yes, that's right, except for the three of them, there is no boy.

Even the two who were in charge of distributing prizes in the tent were two seniors.

Cheng Nuo seemed to miss a beat, and a bad premonition welled up in his heart.

Under the tent, the girl's face was still quite exciting, she hesitated and reconfirmed, "Student, are you sure... you want to take our prize? I think you may not need this thing."

"Is the prize free?" Yuan Hua asked.

The girl nodded. Originally, this was an event where prizes were used to increase attention, and the prizes were naturally free.

"That's right, there are free prizes, why don't I want them! Also, how do you know that I don't need that thing? Today I insist on using it once to show you!" Yuan Hua slapped his thigh, very simply Said.

Behind him, all the girls onlookers covered their mouths and suppressed their smiles.

"Uh...Okay." The girl stopped trying to dissuade her, "I'll get you a prize."

After finishing speaking, the girl took out the prize from the box behind her, blushing, and quickly put it in Yuan Hua's hands, "Hey, take it, classmate, this is your prize."

"What is this?" Yuan Hua looked down at the "prize" in his hand.

The "prize" was wrapped in a pink packaging bag with the brand of the product printed on it - Seven-Degree Space!

Squeezing through the packaging bag with his hands, Yuan Hua scratched his head in confusion, "Is this a tissue?"

"This is my aunt's towel." Seeing that Yuan Hua really didn't understand these things, the girl reminded her like a mosquito.

Yuan Hua:? ? ?

Yuan Hua's face froze suddenly.

He looked at the... aunt's towel in his hands, and was stunned!

Then, there is a long time to think about life!

Aunt... aunt towel!

The prize turned out to be a fucking aunt towel! The point is that I just shamelessly asked my senior for a long time!

This matter... is too dramatic!

Yuan Hua felt that he would never love again!

Yuan Hua glanced around, only to realize what Cheng Nuo had discovered before.

No wonder there are girls all around to participate in this event.

Boys who are so idle come here to get the aunt's scarf! ! !

Of course, the three of them really had a lot of free time before! But Yuan Hua just wanted to join in the fun, and never thought about getting the aunt's scarf. Hey!

What's the use of his eggs if he's a big man asking for an aunt's towel! Keep it as a family heirloom? !

Several years later, holding a pack of "Seven-Degree Space", I proudly said to my grandson, "I think back then, how did your grandpa and I persevere to get this pack of aunt's towels?"

Tut tut...

Even Yuan Hua himself couldn't bear to look at that scene when he thought about it!

Awkward! Embarrassment in uppercase!

Being stared at by so many girls around, Yuan Hua wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in right now.

Brother's wise and tall image, at this moment, everything is ruined!

Yuan Hua regretted it infinitely.

If I had known this would happen, I would go everywhere to join in the fun without looking like a pain in the ass! No, something happened to join in the fun.

But at this time, as Hua Guo's good roommate, Cheng Nuo naturally wanted to save Yuan Hua.

Cheng Nuo patted Yuan Hua's shoulder, stood in front of him, and did not deliberately lower his voice, "Yuan Hua, don't be sad, don't cry. Although the aunt's towel is just a tasteless object to you now. However, you You can consider going to Thailand, after returning, the aunt's towel will come in handy!"

After speaking, Cheng Nuo gave Yuan Hua a firm look.

Yuan Hua: "..."

Is this how the rescue is done? Yuan Hua was almost on the verge of crying now.

He looked at Cheng Nuo sadly, with only one thought in his mind: escape from here, escape from this sad place!

At this moment, Yuan Hua's cell phone rang.

The snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing~~

The world is boundless~~

Cut the cold plum, stand proudly in the cold wind~~

Fragrance only for Yiren~~

The song "One Cut Plum", which is silent and tearful, added a bit of sadness to Yuan Hua's atmosphere.

In the end, in his own exclusive BGM, Yuan Hua left this sad place dragging his broken heart. And secretly swear in my heart, from now on, I will never join in the fun again!

I will not go to death!

However, Yuan Hua's reputation became well known among Tsinghua girls because of this incident.

Named by the rivers and lakes, my aunt is the little prince!

Unique trick: Profound meaning - the technique of asking the aunt towel!

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"Cheng Nuo, there are only two of us left!" After walking out of the area, Mai Di looked at Cheng Nuo who was the only one left beside him, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"That's right, our dormitory suffered heavy casualties in this hundred-regiment battle!" Cheng Nuo concluded.

"Then where are we going now, back to the dormitory, or..."

"Let's go shopping for a while, it's still early, we still have a lot of time to pretend." Cheng Nuo shrugged.

"Okay, let's keep reading for a while. I still want to sign up for a club, but I don't know if there is a horse riding club here. If not, it's okay to join a sheep herding club." Mai Di yearns for it.

Riding Club? ! Sheep Sheep Club? !

Is there such a club in the school? Do you only have AC numbers in your heart?

"Don't worry, there may not be any horse riding clubs in the school, but there are still opportunities to ride horses." Cheng Nuo smiled mysteriously.

"Oh?" Maddie was aroused, "Where is it?"

"Tsinghua has a lot of foreign students, and there are a lot of beautiful girls!" Cheng Nuo could only hint like this.

"Haha! Yes!"

Mai Di and Cheng Nuo looked at each other, and they only knew how to look when they showed their old drivers.

When the two were exchanging car skills with the old driver, suddenly McGrady felt a pat on the shoulder.

Turning her head, standing behind her was a cute girl with twin ponytails and two-dimensional attire. In terms of height, it is about 1.7 meters.

Kawaii!

The moment he saw him, McGrady felt like his heart was about to melt.

With weak eyes, the girl timidly handed the leaflets in her hand to Mai Di and Cheng Nuo.

Cheng Nuo took it and looked down, "Society, there is such a club in our school?"

That's right, what was written on the leaflet was the introduction of the Tsinghua University Club.

The club, full name Tsinghua University Mengyin Club, was founded three years ago. Now the number of members is 15.

The girl in front of the two of them should be one of the members of the club.

Looking at his attire, if Cheng Nuo's guess is correct, his should be Akizuki Airi from the 2D anime, a well-known 2D anime character.

Qiuyue Aili blinked her eyes, looked at the two people who were looking down at the flyer, her eyes wandered between the two, and then carefully pulled Maddie's cuff, seeing that Maddie looked over, he pointed to the road show not far away tent.

McGrady couldn't help but feel happy. Hahaha, sure enough, I am more popular with girls than Cheng Nuo! Especially such a cute girl, she is my favorite!

"Cheng Nuo, let's go to the agency over there." Mai Di coughed and suggested to Cheng Nuo pretending to be casual.

"Okay, I don't care." Cheng Nuo nodded.

"Senior sister, does everyone in your agency dress up like you?" On the way, Maddy took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Qiuyue Aili while walking.

Qiuyue Aili nodded her cute little head, but she just didn't speak.

In just a few words, a few people came to the club's road show tent.

Four or five well-dressed seniors were standing around the road show booth.

Cheng Nuo is also a person who likes the second dimension. He recognized many familiar anime characters at a glance.

Kasugano Dome, Yiyuan Nao, Akizuki Marina...

Cheng Nuo had seen their films.

Basically, they are all female anime characters, and there is only one male character, that is Li Bai in King of Kings.

The skin of Feng Qiuhuang is obviously made of flesh, and the weight is at least 100 kg.

Li Bai, who pretended to be meat, greeted the two of them, "Both juniors, right? First, let me briefly introduce the basic situation of our club to you. If you are interested, just fill out the registration form."

After finishing speaking, Li Bai began to introduce the basic situation of their association to the two of them.

Cheng Nuo didn't want to join this club in the first place, so he didn't confirm to listen. His mind wandered away, and his eyes swept over the four people standing next to him from time to time.

Being idle and bored, he took a look at the physical data of several people. Then, Cheng Nuo was almost shocked and sat down on the ground.

This is Akizuki Airi's data: "Height 171.25 cm, weight 112.58 kg, bust 75.58 cm, waist... JJ length 7.58 cm... age 19 years old!"

JJ...JJ length!

It is impossible for a woman to have the data of JJ length.

So, I really want to have only one. Qiuyue Liai = a big boss in women's clothing.

And it's not one big guy in women's clothing, but four, because Cheng Nuo discovered that the body data of the other three people all have the data of JJ length.

I'm so...

Cheng Nuo shouldn't have said anything.

Just as Cheng Nuo's heart was filled with shock, a figure quickly passed by Cheng Nuo.

"Sorry, I have something urgent, please let me go."

McGrady's attention was not here at all at this time, so he didn't hear the man's words, and he didn't deliberately dodge, so he bumped into the man.

McGrady's whole body couldn't help but fall back, he stretched out his hand and grabbed randomly, trying to grab something to prevent him from falling back.

Then, Maddie suddenly felt as if he was holding some hard stick-like object in his right hand.

After landing smoothly, McGrady raised his head and looked online along his right hand.

At the end of the line of sight was Qiuyue Liai's cute face.

"Old man, are you excited?"

Qiuyue Ellie pinched her nostrils and asked in a rough voice.

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