I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The science of happiness teaches the big killer, the mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input is only installed on a flat laptop.

It is said that after the talks and questions and answers, the resulting data packets will be uploaded to the supercomputer for calculation. If you use a normal computer, the results will take at least half a year, and the daylily is cold.

After the lecture, Professor Bai (he introduces the surname Bai before the class) left us three people, seems to use the big killer to conquer our ideas, although in my opinion, Hu and Gong Caicai have been conquered almost It is.

According to the tradition, the order of joining the seminar is decided, so the first one to enjoy the "forecast" is Hu, then the palace, and finally me.

Professor Bai is going to talk with the three of us on the grounds of "trying to eliminate interference". This is also the usual way of cults. I am not surprised.

After the crowds dispersed, Hu teacher rushed to the first row of the classroom, and Professor Bai drummed the laptop on the podium table, a look of gods.

I peeked at the screen of the notebook.

Nima is simply a white screen. Do you have any professional ethics? Just put a crystal ball on the table, and the effect is better than a white-screen laptop.

Professor Bai seems to have guessed the thoughts in my heart and smiled. "Sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the notebook screen of the seminar has been specially treated. Only when wearing special contact lenses can the content be seen, otherwise it is a white screen."

It’s really high-tech. I seem to have seen the computer screen that uses the principle of polarized light to keep it secret on the website of the Science Squirrel Club. It seems that Professor Bai’s statement is not flawless...

In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Mr. Hu were alone, and to create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, I and Gong Caicai were rushed to the benches in the corridor.

I have to say that it is quite boring to be alone with the palace color, and in the old office building where people often pass by.

If she is with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about various "fantasy after marriage". Although it is not very tuneful, it will not be boring.

If you are with the squad leader, it is an ideological and moral lesson about "ideal" and "responsibility". In fact, I especially like to deliberately raise the bar. I can't see the squad leader refusing me, but my face is blushing.

With Xiong Yaoyue, I feel the easiest, basically getting along with male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me feel bad.

As for the palace color, it is a question to answer. I don't know if she is going to accept Professor Bai's "future prediction". In short, she is very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of the nose to slide down every few minutes.

"Miyazumi, do you have a religion in your family?" I asked at random.

In fact, it is not particularly arbitrarily, the lost lamb who has entered the cult. Many parents are fanatical believers of certain religions. After all, it is much easier to let the theists join the cult than to let the atheists join.

"Well... Dad will talk about Guan Gong when he talks about business." Gong Caicai said after a while, "And, listen to Xiaogu, my mother is asking for a gift from Guanyin, only to give birth to me..."

This kind of temporary Chinese Buddhist belief is simply equivalent to no faith. It seems that the roots are not in the parents of Gongcai Cai. Maybe the palace color is easy to be influenced by the teacher. The teacher Hu who has been tutoring the mathematics of Gong Caicai is the introduction. She is close to the culprit of the cult.

When talking to me, Gong Caicai has been holding a love crazy 4 mobile phone, browsing the website of an animal care organization, watching the koala and panda baby above, to ease the pressure of facing the future.

"National Treasure Panda is really good luck." I commented, "If you are born into a panda, you don't have to do anything. If you roll in place, someone will give you food. The accommodation environment is better than 90% of the people..."

Gong Caicai stayed for a while, as if he began to imagine that he had become a panda (she once said that her ideal is to become a scallop), the beginning of the eyes is blurred and dreamy color, but she suddenly shook her head.

"No, no, I can't be a good panda. The pandas have to be seen every day. I will be too shy to lift my head."

Why, even the ultra-leisure profession of Pandas is not confident. If you are visited every day, you will not be enough shame. Tell you that as a panda, you will be forced to watch Panda A every day after you become an adult. The glorious mission of future generations.

At this time, Teacher Hu came out of the classroom and looked suddenly open. He met us and was eager to share his joy. He said to us:

"Too spirit, really like everyone said, too spiritual."

"White Professor can actually calculate that I want to invest in stocks, and even if I want to buy a stock of a solar energy company, I have calculated it. I have never told anyone else."

"Causal calculations also show that 80% of the stock I bought may be stuck. It is really dangerous. I will listen to Professor Bai’s words and use this money for a more secure investment."

"Is it really so spiritual?"

The next one is the turn of the palace, she asked both and expected.

"Absolutely effective." The excitement in Teacher Hu’s heart has not subsided, and the action is exaggerated compared to the thumb. “This is only the result of shallow predictions. When I make money later, I must make a deep prediction.”

I don't think that I can't take it for granted. First of all, I can't rule out the possibility that Mr. Hu is a trustee. Secondly, I understand the profitable way of science happiness education.

Anyone is always holding a respectful and fearful attitude towards the future. If you spend money, you can predict your future after a certain period of time. It will definitely attract rich and idle people and donate money with both hands.

I don't believe that the forecast of the loss of stocks will be calculated through the program. In China's stock market, the odds of retail investors being trapped are over 80%. If you can predict the rise and fall of stocks, what are you going to do? Will deceive people, direct stocks, and definitely become the second generation of Buffett.

Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai is uploading data to the backup server, so Gong Caicai has to wait ten minutes to get in. At this time, Gong Caicai’s love madness 4 has a low battery sound.

Although Gong Caicai was in class, in order to not interfere with others, the mobile phone has been set to silent mode, but the low battery alert tone of Love Mad 4 is that the silent mode will also sound as usual.

"Use my mobile phone to charge you, save it from screaming."

I took out my own yellow-frozen mobile phone, one of its signature functions is to charge other mobile phones, and Xiong Yaoyue has used it to give the palace 彩彩 love madness once, just like Cao Gonggong said: plugged in Once, you don't have to care too much about the second time...

Mr. Hu also took out his own mobile phone, the same model of the yellow wind blame mobile phone, I also want to use the palace color to charge, see my mobile phone like him, he was a little surprised.

"Hey, Ye Lin, you bought this brand, you can't buy it now. If you can charge the color, let it be good."

Pushing it in, the atmosphere is so weird, not your mobile phone and my mobile phone, can insert the love madness 4 of Gongcai Cai, and then inject energetic energy, how can there be a 3P illusion?

"Miyazumi, come in, the program is ready."

Professor Bai called inside.

Gong Caicai entered the classroom eagerly and did not accept the energy provided by me or Mr. Hu.

For the next period of time, I sat on the bench with Mr. Hu and did nothing. I heard him spread the theory of scientific happiness to me.

I basically listened to my right ear, and I thought about how to expose Professor Bai’s ghost tricks.

The hard 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked slowly out, his face was red, his heart was ups and downs, his eyes were uneasy.

"How, predicting the future is accurate." Hu asked anxiously.

"I, I don't know..." Gong Caicai said stutteringly. "It should be... there is such a possibility..."

I don't know why, Gong Caicai gave me a very guilty look.

Why, your future, calculated by the science of happiness, is not related to me.

It's not wrong, because I am going to puncture the pseudoscience of science happiness and save your future.

Professor Bai’s preparation time is not over yet, and I walked in and swayed. Professor Bai was not angry, and let me sit in front of the podium table.

After registering a simple name and age, Professor Bai asked a few questions about my hobbies. I answered truthfully and did not feel that I could predict my future with this information.

Next, Professor Bai gave me a very strange printing paper, which was faintly painted with many symbolic abstract paintings, some of which were peace doves, some of them were sad faces of girls, and above all the pictures, it was a huge maze. .

Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze within 5 minutes. I did it. In fact, the maze is not very difficult, and I always feel that there is not only one route to the maze.

Is this testing my subconscious mind and judging what abstract paintings I deliberately avoided during the process of cracking the maze.

Professor Bai pulled out a scan stick and scanned my maze into the computer. After a sound of the hard disk, he slowly said:

"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble..."

Nonsense, most people are in trouble, do you think I will respond to you?

"Looking at your expression, it seems that I am very distrustful of our scientific happiness seminar... I may also think that the white screen of the laptop is a pretense, but to be honest, secrecy is one aspect, on the other hand, we must be cautious. Decide, calculate the results, which ones can tell the subject, which ones are best for the time being."

"After all, the future cannot be smooth sailing. There is nothing more chilling and ruthless in the world. In the seminar, I am called a 'wise man', but it is only slightly more, to distinguish which true relatives. Useful, others are concealed."

"I don't need to hide." I said, "I will tell you the truth, no matter if I will be the president of the country in the future or if I am going to Shanxi to dig coal."

"That can't be done." Professor Bai smiled slyly. "The causal calculation program is the president of the seminar. It was written by the great wise man, but it is still not perfect. It is still being improved today. Some calculation results are not Accurate, must be artificially filtered, and originally this is the operation according to the chaos vagus theory..."

"Okay." I am impatient. "You directly predict that my future is better. If the prediction is not accurate, I would like to publicize that you are a liar."

"Then I will start." Professor Bai’s mouth is full of confidence, which makes me feel a little uneasy.

"Ye Lin, the results of the operation show that you are in a special trouble..."

"You are troubled... don't know if you have violated the law... worried about the danger of being caught in jail..."

I was awkward in my heart and barely controlled my expression.

How did he know that I didn't know if I had committed murder, this secret, how could he figure it out through the program.

No, you can't be fooled by him. He has no essential difference with the guy who is on the street for fortune telling. And he talked about the palace color beforehand. Maybe I asked some information from Gong Caicai. If I know that I am all day long. If you fight, I guess that I am worried about hurting people and going to prison. It is also a normal choice.

"Is it right?" Professor Bai asked me with confidence.

I put on a disdainful face and said coldly: "Continue to say."

"That's good, according to calculations, your relationship with your father is very good..."

This is hard to figure out. I am afraid that you have already obtained relevant information from Gong Caicai.

"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough..."

It’s not good enough, I’m going to meet each other quickly. If I know that I am a single-parent family, then knowing this is not a problem.

"Hey, the operation also shows that you have 97% chance, there is a sister, and you like her very much..."

Calm, although it sounds scary, but since the palace color, then the other party already knows the existence of Amy, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.

"That's all." I sneered. "Those things that can be asked from other people's populations, what predicts the future, at least should say something secret that others can't absolutely know."

Professor Bai stared at the computer screen cautiously, thinking for a while, and finally said:

"You seem to like Optimus Prime, the robot toy, and it was taken away by someone..."

This... Palace color should not know, fear gradually came up from my heart.

"In addition, you seem to want your father to remarry, and your chosen father remarried, now 86% of the possibilities, have already taken care of your father's children..."

It’s impossible to lie in the trough. How could this be calculated? I did tell the squad leader about it, but the squad leader promised to keep me secret. She is not a big mouth person.