I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I always feel that I have fallen into a trap of scientific happiness.

My secret was known to Professor Bai, and it was impossible to speculate through the "causal calculation" program. Whether it was from Gong Cai Cai or others, they got my personal information. It must be like that.

"Ah, suddenly I remembered that the class had to discuss camping, I was going to be late."

I pretended to jump from the stool with amazement and grabbed the door. Professor Bai looked at my back with an inscrutable look, as if to say "you will come back."

When I went out, I saw Gongcai Cai talking to Teacher Hu, and I couldn’t help but say that I took the hand of Gong Caicai and ran away with her.

"Ye Lin, what do you do..."

Gong Caicai asked in a panic.

"Of course, it is a matter of discussing class camping. It is called by the squad leader. You must also participate as a study committee member."

"The squad leader called, I, I don't know..."

Gong Caicai asked dumbly, I was afraid that she said that she had stuffed her mouth and hurriedly put her mouth on it.

After pulling the palace color ribbon away from the magic cave, I solemnly warned Gong Caicai that she would not participate in the cult activities of the Science Happiness Seminar and interrogate her. Did she disclose to Professor Bai during the previous talks? Information.

"No, no."

Seeing my expression was a little angry, Gong Caicai was very scared and trembled and replied.

"I just told Professor Bai that my interest is to raise flowers. I haven't mentioned a word about Ye Lin's classmates. It is true."

Gong Caicai has neither the talent to lie nor the courage to lie. I can't think of any reason for her lying.

Unless she has been controlled by the spirit of scientific happiness, she must always safeguard the interests of this religion.

I have heard that a cult has a characteristic that he does not dare to curse his own lord. This article can also be used as a means of discerning whether or not the other party joins a cult.

So I ordered Gong Caicai: "You don't leave, what do I say, you follow me, so I can believe you."

Gong Caicai nodded, and a pair of little Red Riding Hoods met the pitiful phase of the wolf.

"Listen well, a word can't be leaked, and the wise man of the Scientology Church is an SB."

The color of Gong Caicai suddenly changed.

"How can Ye and Ye Lin be able to swear in the back... Mom said that this is not good..."

"Don't worry about what your mother said, hurry with me." I urged.

It’s not to let you say “I’m going to be an official,” what’s embarrassing.

"The leader of science and science in science, science and science..." Under my coercion, Gong Caicai had to follow me, and to say bad things behind her, the degree of psychological burden on her seems to be inferior. I said "I want to be an official."

"...Teach the great wise man, yes...is a fool."

Finally, the palace color was flushed and said the whole sentence.

I am still not satisfied enough. "Isn't you letting him say that he is SB? Who makes you privately idiot."

"Mom said that it is not a good boy to swear words..." Gong Caicai lowered his head slightly, his eyes turned upwards, and he said inexplicably.

In this age, "SB" is also swearing. Xiong Yaoyue does not know how many times to say it on weekdays. According to your judgment standard, Xiong Yaoyue is not bad.

But then again, Gong Caicai is, after all, the leader of the Science Happiness Teaching, which proves that she has not been completely brainwashed.

If Gong Caicai just told the truth, she did not disclose my personal information to Professor Bai, how did Professor Bai know so many things?

Even the aunt who is not aware of the palace color can not know, she will know.

I feel it is necessary to contact the squad leader to relieve my doubts.

So she waved her hand to let Gong Caicai go home quickly. Although she was born in a wealthy home, she did not have the domineering spirit of Miss Qianjin. She fell to me like a maid, and she left Ai.

At 11:30 in the morning, the squad leader’s mobile phone was not picked up.

This is not normal. The squad leader clearly said that during the summer vacation, students can consult and ask for help if they encounter any difficulties. The mobile phone of the "hotline" squad leader is powered on 24 hours.

Changed to the landlord's landline, after three sounds, Shuzhe took the call.

"What happened, your sister."

I asked awkwardly.

"Ye, Ye Lin brother is you?" Shu Zhe's voice sounded very stern, "I am going to call you, the big thing is not good."

"What panic, I have something to look for your sister now, let her answer the phone."

Shu Zhe was silent for a while.

"Ye Lin brother, now my sister hasn't woken up yet, you have to come to my house, or things will not be solved."

Hey, the squad leader hasn't got up at 11 o'clock in the morning, I don't believe it. You said that Xiong Yao spent the night playing games. I slept until 11 o'clock the next day. I said that Amy Lai had 11 o'clock, but the squad leader had such a time concept. People, it is impossible to lie in the bed at 11 o'clock in the morning.

"Ye Lin Ge, in fact, your home is an online shop selling adult products, this thing was discovered by my sister..."

What should I do? After the last time I accidentally scattered the condom girl in school, I confessed to my squad leader about my family business. The squad leader also sympathized with me because I could not choose my parents' career.

"But... my sister didn't know whether it was curiosity or what reason this morning. I searched for the name of "Happy Valley" on Taobao and saw the goods on your online store."

This... Where did the squad leader know the name of my store? Didn’t I call the squad leader one time and accidentally reported to the house “Here is Happy Valley Love Shop”?

"That's not a big problem. Although adult products are seen by your sister, it's a bit shameful, but..."

I was suddenly shocked.

Nima is not right, there is a big problem. On the product page of Happy Valley Sex Toys Store, there is a picture of Shu Zhe’s rope model. There is a slogan on the front page, or “Leopard-style fun game clothes”, which is quite unharmonious. The photo.

Even if Shu Zhe wears beautiful hair and wigs, the squad leader has no reason to recognize his brother. She has seen Shuzhe's pseudonym dress up.

This time it was awful. The squad leader thought that Shuzhe had come to my house a few days ago. She learned the exercise method from me and improved her sports performance. I didn’t expect that I would let him be a pseudonym and put up various shy gestures to promote our family. The product, the squad leader must be angry to pull out the bullets on the shotgun.

"Don't your sister find out that your pseudonym is shining?" I asked in a trembling voice.

"Yeah." Shu Zhe replied desperately. "Unfortunately, this is not the case... My sister found out that your online shop used me as a model, and rushed to my bedroom very angry to ask me, but... I was wearing it. Wig, video chat with 'caraway stuffed buns...'

I wiped your pig teammate and told you that you have to lock the door when doing bad things. I believe that the squad leader will not privately slap personal space. Sometimes the lock door sometimes does not lock the door. This is the root of your failure.

“After my sister came in, the coriander stuffing buns saw my sister through the video head and said, “You are twins.” I quickly turned off the video.”

Coriander stuffing buns are also dead, really what the twins can do, dare you still intend to "double fly" can not, no other, you just dare to "fly" Shu Zhe, the squad leader's bullets can be shot from your back. Fly out of your eyes.

"Ye Lin Ge, I was scared at the time, so when my sister asked me, I changed the 'false sound' when I came to the video with the coriander stuffed buns. I answered my sister with a very sharp voice. My sister would have to The lungs are all blown up..."

Nonsense, I told you to have nothing to do with the "pseudo-naughter voice". After Xiaoli broke up with you, you also used the cosmetics that you were going to give to her... Your physical and mental changes during this time are second only to direct Take estrogen.

"That... I can't see my sister's anger, I pushed my responsibilities to Ye Linge, and I said that I was forced by you..."

Do you have a conscience? Although you used a little forced means at the earliest, but later dressed in women's clothes, it is not your own.

"My sister didn't fully believe me. She is going to call you to find me. I will face me and threaten me. If I lie, I will pretend that I am a pseudonym, tell my mom and dad, let them teach me... ..."

That's right, the squad leader finally learned to doubt his brother, but when faced with quality, I really have some responsibility in it. After all, let Shuzhe develop this strange hobby. I played a role in helping, even The role of the leader.

The sports performance I promised has not improved at all. However, the only boy in the family has been taught by me to become a pseudo-mother. What will the squad leader think of me? Even if I can’t reach the point of “national hatred”, I will go to the level of “home hate”. Let's go.

"Wait." I wondered. "Since you said that the squad leader was going to call me, how could she go back to take a nap now?"

Shu Zhe hesitated and said, "I think my sister and you are confronted. Some of my previous lies will be dismantled. In the eyes of my parents, I have always been a good student. I don't want them to know that I am a pseudonym... ”

Just to maintain your own glorious image in the eyes of your parents, even if you don't play a pseudonym, what you used to do is not a good student. Even a "good guy" can't count it.

"After thinking about it, I couldn't help it. I had to secretly put sleeping pills in my sister's cup..."

What is Shishshshshsh, what do you want to do to your sister, the squad leader lost his consciousness and fell to the bed because he took a sleeping pill.

Shu Zhe took a deep breath at the end of the phone, as if determined.

"Ye Linge, for the sake of the present, I have to drag my sister down. I have a few pieces of fun clothing for your online shop. If you put it on your sister and take a photo and upload it to the online store page... sister I am not qualified to complain to my parents."

The idea of ​​lying in the trough is that you want to come out, your sister has been sleeping, how to change clothes, is it that your brother should be more and more embarrassed?

"Ye Lin brother, what do you want, of course, you are going to change your clothes for your sister. I originally wanted to call you to tell you about it."

Shu Zhe gasped and urged.

"Time waits for no one, Ye Lin brother, come on, or my sister should wake up. If you help me to settle this matter, even if you secretly take a picture of your sister’s nude, I will give it. You are confidential."

Bastard, do you think that you will sell your sister's naked body, I will be with you.

Hey, what is the nosebleed on my shirt? It must be because the weather is too hot...