I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In order to convince members, the professor of Science and Happiness has been telling examples of various celebrities on the stage. For example, Newton’s sleepless nights and thoughts on scientific theories have turned into great physicists. He also said that Napoleon’s work from artillery has always been ambitious. Finally became a generation of God of War, Barabara.

Inspirational is inspirational, but there is a suspicion of wearing a meeting. Newton does not think about it every day, but thinks of himself as a physicist. People have done at least physical experiments. The dispersion experiment using a prism is crying. The first reflective telescope made by the polishing mechanism is crying.

And Napoleon, Napoleon, but he played the battle to fight the name of the God of War, if you can conquer the world in bed, then, Napoleon will not get hemorrhoids because of too many horses, no If you have hemorrhoids, Napoleon will not be able to attack the Battle of Waterloo in person because of the hemorrhoids attack. Europe will be unified in advance, and where is the EU today.

What is irritating is that the palace color next to it is pleasing to the eye. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always has to blink his eyes, as if this movement can enhance his memory and comprehension. .

In fact, my attitude toward religion is more open-minded. As long as it does not harm people, it does not matter what kind of teaching.

It’s just that the red education of the successor of the proletariat has caused the atheism to prevail. It is impossible to want me to fall down at the foot of a certain god.

Instead, I heard from my father that there is a “flying noodle **** religion” in the foreign world. I believe that the world is created when a spaghetti is drunk. Whether it is a doctrine or a canon, it is super funny and entertaining.

In addition, I remember that Cao Gonggong said that he intends to create a short skirt in the future. The ultimate goal of the teaching is to launch an armed coup. After the upper position, all women of the appropriate age will wear miniskirts.

Of course, it is a beauty limitation. In Cao Gonggong’s plan, the ugly woman should use the black robes of the Middle East all day long to block the people.

When I was idle, I thought about it. If Cao Gonggong’s success was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear a miniskirt all day, I was not particularly opposed to his sect.

But the cult is different. It is necessary to keep the brainwashing of the members and control the cults of the members. You are too far away from the influence of others. You are still in the anti-cult propaganda in the 28th. "Appreciating science, opposing cults" has been signed on the cloth.

"The law of attraction is not a secret. Foreign friends have also promoted video, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific perspective..."

The professor on the podium still has words.

I want to raise my hand and ask a few questions about it. It’s hard for him. I didn’t expect a person with a high school student in the front row to take a step.

"Professor, I read the book of Law of Attraction a few years ago, but it is useless on myself."

"Oh." The professor pushed his own disc glasses. "You have used the Law of Attraction, what is your wish for the year."

The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I want to pursue my own sister, so I always follow the book and imagine that I and my sister become a couple's picture in my mind. The result is completely ineffective. The brothers have gone away."

"Well, you are very worthy of sympathy for this royal sister." The professor who is very old, said from the tolerance that the second-language popular language, "that, in addition to YY himself to the sister, did you take any initiative? Activities, such as about a flower will be sent."

High school students are even more embarrassed, bowing their heads: "No, I have always been secretly in love."

"There is a bird to use." The professor said with anger. "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you are YY every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your schoolmate because you are even closer." People, you have not been able to influence, if you really implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your own shame and increase your own charm, originally you and your sister will have a love story."

"Why, do you have to work hard at the end?" The high school student seemed a little disappointed.

The professor sighed and raised the volume and said: "Don't misunderstand, our scientific happiness seminar is not a way to teach people to be lazy, but to teach people to manage themselves scientifically and try to help, no matter in the world. Places, lazy people are not saved."

"If you want to be successful and you want to be happy, you must work hard in the right direction. The Science and Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction and cannot realize your dreams for you."

Hey, the professor’s words are quite reasonable. It instantly becomes like a purely inspirational speech. There are not many religious factors. I have misunderstood. This seminar is really just a charity organization dedicated to psychological construction.

Suddenly, I felt something at my feet and used my hard shell to hit my sneakers again and again.

Looking down, it turns out to be a turtle with a big palm. In the city, wild turtles can be extremely rare. Who is this pet?

Steady eyes, there are words on the turtle's back, and it seems like "I don't believe in science and religion, it's all my children..."

The trough is actually awkward. What kind of kindergarten-level preaching technique is this? It’s not reliable than Chen Sheng’s fish-faced Tibetan character. It’s more than 2,000 years ago, the Beidou Shenquan has not yet been created.

This turtleback inscription, I immediately brushed down the good feeling that I just upgraded. I buckled the turtle lid and lifted it up with one hand. I wanted to show it to the palace color, let her see the true face of science happiness. .

Gong Caicai, who was listening to the class, was poked with my fingers, and I was so scared that she turned around and found that I held a turtle in my left hand, and the head of the turtle was still shaking around in a restless position.

Gong Caicai's face turned white instantly. She probably didn't like the type of reptile, and since she likes rabbits, it is normal for a turtle that won a rabbit in a race.

"Ye, Ye Lin students like to raise turtles to be pets, this ... this is not a snapping turtle, my relative's children have been bitten by the snapping turtle..."

"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to see the words on the turtle's back.

Gong Caicai seriously read: "The science gods are my children..."

Because I had to hold the turtle by hand to prevent it from crawling, so the top three words "Where not believe" were blocked by my hand.

"Why do Ye Lin want to swear?" Gong Caicai confusedly lowered his head and his cheeks were feverish. "I am also a believer in the seminar. Ye Lin said that science is all yours... Me too..."

"No, I didn't mean you." I was so angry that the tortoise fell on the table, quite a storytelling in the storytelling.

Gong Caicai continued to bow his head. "And Ye Lin's classmates are so mischievous, not very scientific. For me, I can't be ‘your son’, at most ‘your daughter’...”

The focus is not here. After listening to the two-day class, I just learned to drill the horns in strange places, and if my daughter is so easily deceived, I will never let her go out, close at home, all come to the door. Friends must leave oral DNA and fingerprints.

At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He slammed and whispered to me:

"This Ye Lin classmate, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"

The professor’s pet, really not on the right beam, is not an ordinary seminar, but is spread as a religion. It’s almost confused by their words. It’s really a cult, you have to pull the palace color. This fire is fine.

"Hey, look at what is written on the turtle's back." I changed the position and held the turtle, but found that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I have just wiped it off by me. It became "the children of science are my children."

Teacher Hu said with a slight sigh: "I thought you were a classmate of Cai Cai. Although it looks fierce, it should be a polite person. I didn't expect to write such a sentence. I said it earlier. I don't think the seminar is a door. religion……"

"Hey, Da Vinci came to you here."

I don't know when, the professor has come behind me, watching me hold his pet turtle.

I glared at the professor and asked: "The words on the turtle's back..."

The professor suddenly laughed. "Isn't it that everyone who believes in science is my son?" It was written by my assistant. Because he used to be a backbone in a cult, he foolishly thought of this approach. Being able to show 'trace', I have been criticized many times."

I don’t intend to cover the complete sentence on the turtle’s back, and I don’t avoid the word “cult” at all. I actually dig the backbone of other cults. This is really a cult in the cult.

"This boy, there are these two friends who came with you." The classroom took the tortoise from my hand and said with a sly face. "My Da Vinci climbed to you, and it is better to have a relationship with you." This opportunity, after the lecture is over, gives you a deeper understanding of how the Law of Attraction works."

"How to get into the law." I am still very vigilant, subconsciously making a gesture to protect the palace.

The professor smiled mysteriously. "The greatest achievement of the Science Happiness Symposium is not to discover the law of attraction, but to develop a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then pass me. The interpretation of a professional can predict your future to a certain extent."

Predicting the future, there has finally been a decent cult behavior. What advanced computer programs are said to be completely a "computer fortune telling" is a grade thing, see how this atheist can puncture your ghost tricks.

“Professors actually want to show them 'causal calculations'.” Some familiar members exclaimed, “I heard that the program rented the country’s supercomputer, the amount of computing and power consumption is extremely large, and the average person can’t afford to use it. fee."

“It’s really lucky, I got a chance to try it for free.” Another person complained, “I’m coming in class every time, so positive, it’s just a shallow prediction for me.”

“Shallow predictions are also not easy, and the results are accurate.”

"Well, quite accurate, even the bank where my private money exists is measured. It is a scientific religion."