I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

As the saying goes: Tigers fall in Pingyang and are bullied by dogs. The animals in the zoo are often insulted by humans. It is close to saying that an uncle in the straw hat went to pull the tiger's beard an hour ago, and said that I have seen it in a certain winter. The bear child threw snowballs into the lion cage.

It’s good now. I don’t know if it’s a terrorist attack or something. There are a lot of beasts in the zoo. It’s known that there are clouded leopards and pythons. For animals that have long been bullied by human beings, it’s really a big heart.

Xiao Ding kindly informed me that I would leave before the official announcement of the evacuation announcement, but I feel that it is not a good idea to go out now.

If we are outdoors in the terrestrial animal area, then listening to Xiaoding’s suggestion to evacuate is the best policy, but now we have come to the relatively closed aquatic animal museum, far from the front and back doors of the zoo, and the evacuation is not very convenient.

In contrast, staying inside the aquarium may be a better option – no matter what the terrorists' purpose is, they don't make sense to put the sharks in the pool out and bite. The shark hasn't evolved to leave the sea. .

I whispered to the peninsula when I was out of the beast. Peng Peisi was slightly addicted. I also thought that the best countermeasure now is to stay inside the aquarium and take action according to the further development of the situation.

"What!? Leopards and pythons are out of the cage..."

Although I and Prudential Amy should be kept secret so as not to cause panic among tourists, Amy still screamed loudly when she heard the current situation.

I rushed to grab Amy's mouth. Now it is not the time to announce the news of the beasts. If the tourists are running around in panic, the stampede will not be worth the loss.

"Oh..." My sister's soft face and lips were covered by my palms, and her face was flushed until I was sure she understood what I meant from my eyes before letting go.

"Hip--a dead man servant, you want my life!" Amy immediately took a big breath and then blamed me.

"It’s not that the zoo is undergoing crisis management. It has partially blocked the terrestrial zoo area. Do you want to minimize the impact? The US government often does this kind of thing, don’t think I haven’t seen it!”

"You and Pentaxus think that it is better to hide in the aquarium and watch it change. It's really unproductive and unpromising. But from another angle, I can continue to see myself in the aquarium. Animals, so that's it!"

I don't know if I highly trust the relationship of Pentax. Amy has no sense of crisis and continues to look left and right in the glass cylinder corridor of the aquarium.

Xiaoqin is quite surprised: "Oh! Ye Lin's most feared snake ran out! But it doesn't matter! I will also protect Ye Lin from being eaten by the python!"

"Who told you that I am most afraid of snakes?" I protested. "I really saw snakes on Tsui Matsuyama. I was a little nervous, but that was because I was worried that they were poisonous! Although the python is much larger, it has no fangs. So I am not afraid of pythons!"

I came back and forth several times to mention the keyword "Viper". Xiao Yin search engine automatically gave a set of experience in the field to deal with giant pythons on contact lenses, which is divided into five steps:

1 Do not escape, the python moves faster in the habitat than the Bolt, and must not be entangled by the python, otherwise it will kill you alive.

2 lie down face up, keep your body close to the ground, no matter how close the python is to you (such as tian you, yelling at you or calling yourself Bai Suzhen), you must be unmoved.

3 The python will try to start swallowing you after you have no plans to do it. At this time, you must try to increase the difficulty of swallowing it. Keep your hands behind your head and the elbows outward, so that the python can't swallow you from the head. It naturally It will be from your legs.

4 When the python swallows your waist, please explode the strength of the whole body and quickly bend your knees. At the same time, sit up quickly, bend forward, and try to put your head on your knees in a way similar to sit-ups. The most fragile neck of the python was broken by you, and the neck was broken and naturally cocked.

5 Drill out from the mouth of the dead python, and then you can show off the dead snake everywhere.

What the hell! This method is a little shocked! I have seen a set of CCTV programs, it seems that some African primitive tribes use this method to hunt pythons! However, some professionals can't guarantee a 100% success rate. On average, in three or five years, there is an unlucky buddy who has lost his job!

Although the python of Meihua Zoo is not small, I don’t think it is big enough to eat easily, and the zoo staff, including Xiaoding, are in action, and should not use the one provided by Xiao Yin anyway. Set the miracle to kill the snake.

I sent a message to Xiaoding and told him that we decided to stay in the aquarium for a while and asked how the zoo handled it for the beasts that came out.

"That... you stayed in the aquarium. The clouded leopard has been caught by us. It saw a female tourist wearing leopard-print tights, so I followed the female tourist and walked into our trap... ..."

Well, it’s still a luscious clouded leopard! If the python also fell in love with a visitor's snakeskin wallet, they will be happy when they are captured!

"Wait, the situation has changed! Ye Lin, you must be careful!" Xiao Ding did not know what was going on in the main monitoring room, suddenly shouted at me, after a burst of noise, the phone I was forcibly hung up, and I hanged it again and showed no answer.

what happened? Are the animals clever enough to understand the information warfare, first raiding the main monitoring room?

My eyebrows wrinkled after the conversation was interrupted.

As a doctor at the Love Pet Hospital, if Xiao Ding is killed by animals, it is too tragic to be too unfortunate!

Or, the raid on the main monitoring room is the terrorist who let go of the beast? Although I know that international terrorism is in the ascendant, the release of the zoo’s beasts and killings is ultimately a little different. I can’t think of any terrorist organization responsible for it.

During the thinking, three or four tourists between me and the entrance to the aquarium suddenly screamed, and a female tourist sat down on the floor with her legs soft.

"Lion! Lion!"

I followed the sound and found that there was an adult male lion with a brownish-brown color, bypassing the entrance of the aquarium complex like a labyrinth, standing in front of us 7 or 8 meters away, curiously looking at the glass jars on both sides. I am very interested in the batfish that swim in and out.

"Haha, the lion is really a big cat! You see it wants to eat fish..."

Xiaoqin said with a smile, regardless of the occasion.

Hey! You are too calm! Although Pendos’s force value bursts, you are also a master, but the other party is a lion! Listen to my dad speaking at the dinner table. In Tsavo National Park, Kenya, there were more than a dozen workers who were eaten by lions!

Several of the tourists in front of us helped each other to retreat. The lion did not pay special attention to them at first (after all, they were used to the zoo, no stranger to humans), and gradually shifted their attention to the front of the line of sight.

The first to bear the brunt is Pentax and me who came forward to protect my sisters.

Perhaps it is because the fish can't get into the air to bite. There is no guard in the aquarium with an anesthetic gun. Now there is only one female commentator and one female penguin trainer in the back. Their expressions are the same as other tourists. panic.

Xiao Yin search engine immediately judged the situation I faced, pop-up prompt:

"Absolutely can't turn around and escape! Escape will only provoke the instinct of the lion to chase the prey! Be sure to calm down!"

This line of tips traversed across my contact lenses, giving me the illusion of watching a video on a barrage animation site.

I don't know that I have been prompted by the causal calculation program, and I am slowly speaking:

"Lin, keep this position, don't move, do a slang against wild animals, call 'you chase it when you run it, you bite it when you escape it.' Let's not go back. This lion is a lion kept in the zoo. The wildness should not be strong. We will not move forward as long as we do not show the performance of shrinking."

"Hey, a stupid lion in the district, actually dared to disturb this lady's visit to the world of Yaxing!"

Amy was not afraid to squeeze into the front from the gap between me and Pentax. I didn't give her a chance, and it made her very unhappy.

I don't know if Amy's golden double pony tail dangled, let the lion recall a kind of prey on the African savannah. In short, after Amy flashed, the lion showed a fangs and the throat was low. Hey, a pair of plans to pounce on.

"Don't give trouble to Ye Lin's classmates!" Xiaoqin criticized Amy. "The lion was just going to eat fish. Now I want to eat zebras after seeing you!"

"Nonsense! Zebra's tail is not golden!"

At the moment, Amy and Xiaoqin can still quarrel, so that the onlookers are stunned – they have already called the police and even confessed to the secret colleague.

"110? The lion of the zoo ran out! This is not a fake alarm! Come and save people! Otherwise someone will be eaten by the lion!"

"Xiaofang, I am Ah, I like you for a long time. If I can survive today, can you be my girlfriend?"

"Lin, you take off your shirt."

Pentax suddenly said to me.

I rely on! What does this dead base want to do! The lion is confronted with us within 10 meters, you still have to let me undress! You won't be inspired by the guy who confessed to his colleagues!

Seeing my face is different, Peng Ruisi patiently explained: "You take off your shirt and put it on your head, so that you can look bigger in the eyes of the lion than the actual size - the lion's mane is the same The role - if it faces two large opponents, it may take the initiative to retreat."

I suddenly realized that I had to take off my shirt as smoothly as possible and prepare to unfold on my head.

A visitor who did not know the truth wondered: "How? Still not too fast to die, actually undressed to make the lion more likely to bite?"