I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After I played the League of Legends and despised me, Xiao Ding was called to work by his colleagues. I and Amy and I were able to continue to play in the zoo.

There are many terrestrial animals in Meihua Zoo, including golden monkey, gibbons, wild camel, white-lipped deer, sika deer, wild yak, Mongolian wild donkey, Tibetan wild donkey, high-nosed antelope, Taiwan gazelle, four-clawed tortoise, warthog, reindeer. , koala, rhinoceros, lynx, pangolin, giraffe, anteater, orangutan, hedgehog, arctic fox, koala, kangaroo, cockroach...

I was going to use the data from the Xiaoyin search engine to introduce all of these animals in detail (3,000 words for each animal), but in the midst of it, I always feel that there are others besides Amy. Feeling extremely dissatisfied, I dismissed the idea.

"Mongolian wild **** and Tibetan wild **** are so handsome." Xiaoqin made such amazement during the viewing process, but I found full of malice from her admiration. When she was a child, she gave me the nickname "野驴"She didn't even call my real name before the demolition of the complex."

After staying in the Koala Garden for a while, we ended our visit to the terrestrial animals, and the group entered the aquatic animal museum on the west side of the zoo.

As a major profit project of the zoo, entering the aquarium requires a second purchase of tickets. I grab the money in front of Pentax, which should slightly increase the majesty of my sisters.

I rely on, 800 yuan spent in the blink of an eye, there are only more than 300, although there are a total of four people, but the cost is still slightly faster, I knew that I would not spend money to ride grass mud horse, Xiao Qin is riding very happy, Ai Mi is almost a fall.

Based on Pentax's thoughtfulness, when Amy and Xiaoqin posted to the glass jar to see the batfish, he sneaked out 1,000 yuan in cash and said:

"If you don't have enough cash, you should spend it first. If you have Amy, you can't spend a small amount of money."

I was a little blushing, I didn't want to pick it up, but when I thought about what kind of fees I would encounter, if I didn't have enough money in my pocket, I still had to pay for it. It seemed that I was more embarrassed, so I had to pick it up.

"The right then, when the money is borrowed from you," I said, "I will return it to you later."

Pentax did not give me a smile. I know that he regards money as a dung and donates most of his salary to charity. But this does not mean that I will pay him back. I am determined to independently support Amy. And if the person who pays Pentaxes is not even able to borrow the money of Pentax, then there is no face.

Amy and Xiaoqin admire the elegant attitude of batfish swimming in front of tempered glass.

"Sure enough, compared to the land, the creatures in the sea are much more beautiful." Amy commented with his hands on his hips. "The squid's streamlined body is really more comfortable."

Xiaoqin put his hands on the glass and licked his lips. "I don't know how this fish tastes, will it be delicious?"

"Don't see a creature whose first reaction is whether it can eat." Amy said, "Are you possessed by Pooh?"

"But I always feel that the batfish grilled with iron plates will be delicious..." Xiaoqin, who likes to eat seafood, took a photo of a batfish with his mobile phone. I don’t know if it is to be a memorial to the garden, or to study this. Photo to develop a barbecue batfish recipe.

In a separate glass jar not far away, the squid's relatives saw sharks.

Before I saw this thing, I really couldn't believe that there was a wonderful creature in the world.

The body of the saw shark has great similarities with the batfish, and its greatest feature, the origin of its name, is a diesel chain saw with a length of more than one meter at the top of its head.

Well, there may be no diesel, but the jagged strips on both ends are still like a chain saw. This kind of portable weapon often appears in American horror movies. If you don’t see it, I will only think it is a The creatures that come out of fantasy, there are creatures that have evolved these weapons, and God is crazy.

The saw shark, like the long nose of Pinocchio, is an important hunting tool. As a fish that feeds the feed is put into the glass jar, the saw shark swings its long nose and cuts the prey into three. The paragraph attracted a lot of surprises from the visitors.

"This stuff is terrible." A bald-headed man with an engineer looks sweaty. "Where is its origin, I don't want to go there to dive."

Amy is immersed in his small chin and seems to appreciate the killing performance of the giant shark.

"This thing seems to have a face more than a crocodile. If I set up a saw shark pool in addition to the crocodile pool, then there will be more choices for those who hate me later."

Don't move again to buy the saw shark back to the mind, the grass mud horse must be 200,000 yuan, who knows how expensive the saw shark will sell, his brother's pocket is only 1300 yuan, of which 1000 dollars still Borrowed by Pentax, you can spend a little money.

"I really envy the penguins at the zoo. The main job every day is to eat fish..."

In the penguin performance area, Xiaoqin saw the penguins vying for the fresh fish left by the breeders, and they said that they were colliding with each other.

"Do you not eat penguins?" Amy asked in the back and asked narrowly. "You are a food maid, not all the things in the water want to be fried, eaten, grilled, eat, you don't want to eat penguins." Scrambled eggs."

Xiaoqin shook his head very seriously. "I only like fish, shrimp, crab, shellfish, penguins belong to birds, not in my recipes, and how can penguin scrambled eggs be delicious, if it is a penguin I fry the eggs, maybe I will still taste a little taste..."

Your penguin will scramble eggs. The penguins who will scramble eggs can already make money on the variety show performances. Tianmu Starlight has signed such a high-intelligent penguin, which is definitely more popular than the daily bullying of humans in the news.

Not far from the penguin performance area is the Dolphin Performance Area. For Amy who likes dolphins and often wears a dolphin dress, the dolphins are an animal that she can never miss when she comes to the zoo.

I saw a female trainer wearing a one-piece swimsuit playing with the dolphins in the pool, letting the dolphins perform various performances, including drilling, doing arithmetic, and putting the ball, Amy said in an envious tone:

“I should also raise a few dolphins in my private swimming pool so I can play with them every day.”

"Hey, Amy, can you swim?"

My dry duck brother asked curiously.

Because Amy has a fear of heights, I also have a fear of heights, so I subconsciously think that Amy can't swim like me, but what she said is not like that.

"Of course, this lady will swim." Amy looked down on me. "When I was a kid, I played in the private swimming pool every day. I not only swim, but the water is still very good. But your dead man can't swim. If I am in danger in the water, how can you save me?"

"If Ye Lin is in danger in the water, I will be responsible for saving him." Xiaoqin screamed with two small fists.

"Hey, I talked to the man, what kind of mouth do you insert?" Amy said after Xiaoqin, a serious look to me, "If I and the maid are falling into the water at the same time, brother, you must first save. which one."

I rely on it. Isn't this the classic question of "Mom and wife fall into the water at the same time"? Now it has become "the same girl and the real girl fell into the water at the same time", but you both will swim, but I will not swim if I rush If you are in the water, you two should be together to save me.

After the performance of the dolphins, the zoo has a project of spending 50 yuan to take photos with the dolphins alone. Amy certainly won't miss the opportunity to get in touch with the dolphins, go to the water, and with the help of the trainer, touch the forehead of the dolphins. A photo with the dolphins.

Amy is very happy, but I always feel that the dolphins are not very willing, showing a more bitter look.

It's no wonder that there will be no performance in an hour. After the performance, you can't rest immediately. You have to deal with the many things like Amy. If the trainer doesn't feed the fish and eat it, the dolphins will not take pictures with them.

After Amy finished shooting, I asked Xiaoqin to take a photo. Xiaoqin Mingming was also looking forward to it, but he shook his head and said that he didn't need to shoot. 50 yuan is so expensive to stay and eat.

"Nothing, you have taken pictures in the past, I still can afford 50 yuan."

I just got help from Pentax, I have to pretend to be a local tyrant, so that Xiaoqin used to take a picture with the dolphins.

I spent the morning reading the animals all over again. I thought the trip to the zoo was about to end. I didn't expect my smart watch to ring at this time, and the call was just met with me. Xiao Ding.

"Why, you still want me because I played League of Legends."

I am joking with Xiao Ding through a Bluetooth headset.

"That, Ye Lin." Xiao Ding will call my full name when he is in a critical situation. He tries to calm his emotions and whispers to me. "I am now in the zoo's main monitoring room, the zoo seems to have broken. Molecule, it is still unclear whether it is a terrorist attack. In short, there are several cages of beasts that have been opened."

"What, what,." I was shocked. "That wouldn't hurt tourists, what a beast."

What I hope to be released is a grass mud horse that only spits, but since it is a beast, it is at least a leopard.

"The clouded leopard and the cage of the python are all opened." Xiaoding said to me in a hurry. "The zoo is taking urgent measures, but in order to prevent tourists from rioting and stamping, we have not announced this to you. A situation... You are leaving now, or you will not know what will happen afterwards."