I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Amy, you shouldn't dang in front of the lion at all, it looks like you are delicious..."

"Women's celery, you give me a shut up, I didn't deliberately appear to be eating very well. It is your daily food that you would like to see the penguin scrambled eggs."

In the relatively narrow Ocean World Corridor, I and Pentos blocked the way the lion went, and Amy and Xiao Qin still bickered behind us.

I listened to Pentis's advice and took off my shirt. I only wore a black tight vest, then lifted my top over my head and spread out like a tent to make my body look bigger than it actually was.

I didn't expect this soil method to be really effective. The lion had taken into account the two-meter-high Pentax, and now I found that there was a "transformation" in the side, and I couldn't help but start slowly backwards.

I think it's stupid to unfold the clothes on my head. It's a bit like New Guinea's snorting umbrella lizard, but it's better to be stupid than being eaten by a lion. It is highly recommended to encounter lions in the wild and follow my example. .

The key point is that the beast can't show obvious fear. After using the clothes to transform the other side, you can't hold the clothes and turn around, so that it not only looks very 2B, but also has great resistance.

"Let's stick to the zoo keeper." I asked Pentax to raise my hands with sour hands.

"The longer you stay, the better." Pentax answered. "If you can keep the lion here, otherwise he will flee elsewhere. Other tourists may not have the experience of dealing with the lion. If the lion attack is improperly handled, it should be brewed. It’s a tragedy."

Different from the terrible appearance of Pentax Black King Kong, he is very kind and honest. He believes in God and agrees with Buddhist philosophy. He deeply understands that "save a life and win a seven-level float."

I felt that lifting my shirt over my head for a long time was too tired and too stupid, so I put my shirt on my head and shoulders and made a hood like the Assassin's Creed.

"I rely on these two people to be daring." Some tourists commented a few meters behind us. "You can talk and laugh in the face of a lion..."

"The black man on the right is more than two meters tall. He has come from Africa. He must have never seen a lion, but the young man on the left is only 18 years old. He is so calm in the face of the lion. It is admirable. ”

Hello, I am only 16 years old this year. I am 18 years old because I am old, and Pentax is not coming out of the African tribe. He grew up in a Russian slum and later transferred to the United States. There is no relationship between Africa and Africa.

“Actually, my mother met a lion when I was shooting in Africa.” Xiao Qin suddenly said something amazing. “But the local guide is very experienced. He took off his clothes and waved it on his head, and he slammed his hands, oh oh oh Called, the lion was quickly scared away by him."

It is obvious that there are too many people watching the crew to run. To take a step back, it is also that the spirit of the abandonment guide is not normal. I am afraid that after eating him, I will be infected with mad cow disease, so I will run.

Anyway, I will not wave my clothes on my head, and oh oh screaming, there are already tourists on the scene using mobile phones. If I do, eight achievements will appear in the local TV station in Dongshan City. It is actually a little shame.

"It's really disappointing." After listening to Xiaoqin's remarks, Amy said next to him, "Why didn't your mother be eaten by the lion? Then there will be no such a nuisance for you."

"I am sorry." Xiaoqin replied with a smile. "When my mother went to do martial arts instruction, I had already been born, and I was still playing happily with Ye Lin."

Don't mention the tricks of childhood. In the play, it is clear that only you are very happy. If you want to face the lion in Africa, I have to face you in the big yard.

"Asshole, obviously it is a happy life that should belong to me and my brother, but it has been taken over by your unrelated person..."

Amy muttered in dissatisfaction.

A little fantasies, the childhood spent with Amy is indeed much more comfortable than the childhood spent with Xiaoqin, at least I don't have to worry about it, and I don't have to suffer long.

But in that case, the person who taught me childhood will become Ai Shuqiao, just like the wicked valley cultivates the little fish, when I don't know how evil it will become.

I was educated by Ai Shuqiao for selfishness. Maybe I wouldn’t even pay attention to Amy’s sister. As it turned out, I was still shampooed by Xiaoqin in the water in the broken tank.

"Right, Peng Peisi, do you carry a gun with you?"

I want to confirm this to increase confidence in the confrontation with the lion.

Pentis lowered his voice. "Ordinary pistols can't pass the security check at the zoo, so I brought the miniature ceramic pistol used by the spies during the Cold War. But the power is too small to play the lion. I am afraid that I will be in power. Now I am in front of so many people. If you use a pistol, then it will cause a series of troubles, so I will not shoot the gun if I have no choice."

In other words, there is always a pistol, so in this case, the lion in front of it is not so terrible, I sighed and sighed with Pentax.

"I heard that the more casual you behave in front of the beast, the less the beast will dare to rush."

Pentis nodded. "There is indeed such a saying. Since our purpose is to contain this lion, it is better to talk about something, Lin, you can just talk about a topic."

I scratched my scalp covered with a coat. "Well... what are you talking about? Pentones, do you usually play online games, you are the Dota party or the LOL party."

"I don't have much research on online games, but Miss Amy has played LOL for a while. Since she can play with her feet, then the game should be relatively simple."

In fact, it is not so simple. Amy has less instructions to play with his feet, but he can drag down his four teammates less.

However, our aim is to try to talk and laugh in front of the lion, so it is not appropriate to make a more heated debate. I continue to smile and say:

"Ding Ding, who is doing odd jobs at the zoo, is a true Dota party. He is telling me how tall Dota is in front of me every day. All the people who play League of Legends are brain-destroyed..."

The voice did not fall, and the posture of the opposite lion suddenly changed.

Its tail was originally swept back and forth. According to the interpretation of Xiao Yin's search engine, it means that the lion is just not feeling so good. I feel that Peng and I don't have the lion lion so cute and cute.

But at this moment, its tail is quite straight, and it is twitching from time to time, which means it is angry, ready to come with us.

I rely on, what is going on, what do I have to sin against the lion? Is this giant cat in front of him a **** LOL party? I narrate the words of Xiao Ding, saying that people who play League of Legends are brains and hands. Disability, it makes you angry.

No, actually, I have played both games, and I have played League of Legends more often than I played Dota.

I quickly explained to the lion: "That, because I am disabled, I still prefer to play the easy League of Heroes..."

Wow, the lion is even more angry, and the threat is low. I am more and more black, but you are a head lion. You should not understand people, and you should not like to play League of Legends.

I heroically decided to change a topic.

"Pentuce, Android and Apple, which one do you like?"

"Well, there are advantages and disadvantages... Android's diy is high, Apple's hardware integration is good, but I personally prefer Android, because many military-grade mobile phones use Android."

"I am so smart, I also like Android."

The discussion atmosphere was fun, but the lion was glaring and the canines were exposed, which was obviously more angry.

Why, oh, let's talk about the pros and cons of the mobile phone system. You can understand it. If you praise Android, you will be angry. Is this lion a staunch fruit powder?

"Ye Lin is not good." Xiaoqin anxiously reminded, "The lion's voice is so low, indicating that it will be rushed up, let's hurry and dance with the rain dance in Africa to scare it."

Who wants to dance with you for a shameful rain dance, and no matter how effective the effect is, there are a lot of tourists taking mobile video.

"Be careful." Pentos sighed. "The lion's reaction is very unusual. It may be related to the dressing or hair gel of a tourist, but there is no time to rule out it. If the lion rushes, I will try to use a blow. Let it fall, if it doesn't work, you just pick up something at hand and lick it."

A declaration of good domineering, do you only need a blow to treat the lion as a beast? Just let me pass the yin and yang hand to you, then you will play the invincible hand for me, let the yin and yang become the first fighting skill in the universe. It is.

In the midst of cranky thoughts, the lion has jumped from the ground and bite directly to Pentax.

Pentis was not afraid of danger, took a deep breath, and the bones of his body creaked. I have no doubt that his punching power can beat the lion's life and cannot take care of himself.

However, Pentusus’s punch as a **** was actually lost.

The only reason is that the lion was exposed in the middle of the road. It didn't use all the power to jump. It only jumped to the face of me and Pentos and landed on the ground. Not only did the eyes show fear, but they also sucked their noses as if they were sniffing. What makes it care about the smell.

Hey, look at its eyes, is it smelling on my hair? I shouldn’t have any strange smell on my hair. I never use hair gel.........

Wait, is it that the atmosphere of the tigress Susan still remains on my head? It’s not so stubborn. Although I was infected with the tiger’s head, but for so many days, it’s not long before all the smells are gone. Yet.

Although at such a close distance, it is very suitable for me to use the LV999 level of "smile and touch the dog's head" skills, but I have no choice to follow the back mountain, the lion's **** mouth is really too scary.

Just as the lion was hesitant because of the smell of the tigress on my head, Amy opened her backpack and took a square from it and handed it to me.

"Brother, use this iPad to paste it."

That... It’s actually a lion face, but since this lion is a fruit powder, it’s a good idea to use Apple’s products to paste its face.