Diablo Destruction

Chapter 711-Chapter 712 Bar: Why can I be shot even while lying down? !

Don't trust Loli to keep your secrets.

I don’t know which senior in the original world once said this wise saying. I didn’t know it before, because little Sarah is a good baby. If you tell her not to say anything, she will never say it.

But I was wrong. Sarah is just a special case and does not represent the general public. Now I have tasted the consequences.

On the afternoon of the day I agreed with my two precious daughters, when I finally woke up from the paleness of my soul that had lasted for several hours, the sun had already set.

Dream?

I lay down on the big lazy chair, scratched the back of my head, looked at the sunset, and recalled the things that happened in the afternoon. I only felt that the memory was vague. I licked my lips, and there seemed to be a trace of the girl's fragrance remaining on them. , it seems to be just my own illusion.

It was indeed a dream! !

I touched my chest and breathed a big sigh of relief. Even the heart of an adventurer could not withstand such a nightmare.

But having said that, according to the theory of some experts in the original world, the content of dreams may be a reflection of a person's heart and thoughts. From this point of view, I have indeed followed in the footsteps of that guy Carlos. Is it right to control your daughter?

Um?

I always felt that just for a moment, there was a mysterious voice in my mind calling loudly, "What do you mean [stepping into Carlos' footsteps], you are obviously a daughter-in-law, right?" Is this my imagination? Or is it that my soul of complaining is instinctively complaining about myself?

Anyway, although it's a bit regretful, luckily it was just a dream, otherwise I, a dignified elder of the alliance, would not be able to save the Qing Festival, let alone the Wan Festival. Considering my age, I would obviously not be able to save the Qing Festival.

Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another.

When I stood up, the little ghost who had been sleeping in darkness since last night, at least before I fell asleep in the afternoon, finally woke up. Se Tianxiang's pretty face floated over with a smile. The first greeting made me feel like a newbie who had just reached the stage of Qi training and was struck by the first thunder from the sky. I gave Lei a tender inside and charred outside.

"Good evening, beast father."

"..."

While I was stunned, two identical angelic faces poked out from behind the little ghost respectively. The pink cheeks were red, showing the girl's sweet and sour shyness like a green apple.

"Dad, we told Mother Vilas and the others about our agreement."

Rumble——! The second thunderbolt fell, knocking me to pieces.

The shy Sirus seemed to have not yet calmed down from her bold first kiss in the afternoon. She was blushing with shame, lowered her head, and kept playing with the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic princess dress. After finishing speaking, he immediately retracted his red face behind the little ghost.

The twin sister Aikolu, who has a right ponytail and has a more generous personality, is blushing with shame at this time, her childish and beautiful face is blushing, and her big black round eyes are staring closely at her, like a newly married wife, standing there The husband came back from work at the door of the entrance hall and asked if he should eat first, take a shower first, or eat first... or something like that, and asked with a shy look on his face.

"Dad, from now on, is it better for Aikolu to call daddy, daddy, or daddy, dear?"

Rumble——! The third thunder calamity fell one after another, shaking my tiger body.

Before I could stop my shock, Vilas and the others came out of the tent one after another, and lined up in front of me like judges on the high platform of the court.

"Well...although this hobby is indeed a bit weird, Brother Wu will always be my Brother Wu, please don't mind."

Linya, who was as kind and gentle as the girl next door, gently covered her pretty red face and spoke vaguely while avoiding my eyes.

"Rumble--" The fourth thunderstorm fell, making me burst into tears.

"Although the intentions of Zaosi Lusi and Aikolu have been known for a long time, and they have expected such a day, but I didn't expect that the adults would act so quickly."

Vilas sighed softly, and her still gentle gaze pierced my heart like two cationic cannons.

"Rumble--" The fifth thunderstorm fell, splitting my chrysanthemums into bloom.

"Anyway, even if we add Xi Lusi and Aikelu, I'm still at the bottom, wuwu~~"

Sarah didn't know why, but she felt very depressed from the moment she appeared. At this time, she was occupying the corner of the tent, her petite and exquisite body huddled there, covering her breasts with only a faint bulging curve, and murmuring sadly to herself.

"..."

I was speechless as I was preparing to accept the sixth thunder tribulation.

“Swish, swish, swish—!”

Princess Sanwu wrote the book with emotionless expressions.

“Swish, swish, swish—!”

Princess Sanwu continued to write the book expressionlessly.

Forget it, let’s ignore this little one for now——

That's weird, you bastard! !

I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind, roared and rushed towards Princess Sanwu, snatched the notes from her hand and took a look.

Sure enough, during the famine period, the father of Lu Chi, who looked ordinary and could sing extremely poorly, and his smart and lovely twin daughters lived in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding an abandoned field, and wore patched commoners. The three of them depended on each other. , living a poor but quite warm life.

In the end, the story of love sparking in a narrow wooden house that can only accommodate one bed.

"..."

Without the last setting, there is no doubt that this is a very heart-warming and inspirational story. Of course, this kind of divine twist is also expected by me. It is simply easier to ask Princess Sanwu to write a normal story than to let Princess Sanwu write a normal story. It’s even harder for Blizzard to avoid ticket delays.

"come over."

I hooked my finger at this h princess, and she immediately came closer.

I knead, I knead, knead—

Without any mercy, I put my big hands on the soft bun hat that was too big on her head and kept rubbing it. The little princess kept raising her hands high and tidying up the hat that I had messed up. Quite a comedic scene.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

After teaching this little princess a lesson, I crossed my arms, grabbed the notebook, placed it in front of Princess Sanwu, and asked condescendingly.

"Master, I was wrong."

Princess Sanwu still worked hard to raise her hands high, struggling to adjust the overly huge bun hat she was holding, while replying as dull as a puppet.

"Idiot, I'm asking you where you went wrong!!"

At this time, I was finally able to show off my master's authority and retaliate for being kicked three times by her princess yesterday because I "accidentally" knocked over her newly developed dish.

Princess Sanwu silently took the note, wrote on it with the quill again, and soon handed the note to me again.

"Set in the famine period, he has an ordinary appearance and has the ability of a singer, but because of a vicissitudes of life that is still praised by the world and is known as "Save the Dark Continent with singing", he has always hidden his own strength. and identity, a road-crazy father who is willing to be an unknown farmer, and smart and lovely twin daughters..."

I:"……"

Moissa: "..."

"Written well, just write it like this."

After a moment of silence, I patted the little princess's head with praise and tenderness, and gave her a thumbs up as she expressed comfort.

The next moment, four sharp eyes pierced through me like sharp knives, which made me, who had already been filled with the word "god of song" in my brain, feel enlightened and slap the notes in my hand to the ground.

"Hoho, don't think that writing like this can get rid of your mistakes. If you think you can use this childish method to fool me, you are totally wrong!!"

Have you been fooled? At that moment, you have been fooled! !

Everyone present complained inwardly.

"Idiot master, go to hell."

Princess Sanwu picked up the notes from the ground, pointed at me angrily, and after speaking in a tone of indifference, she turned around holding the notes and ran in tears. She didn't run a few steps before she was caught by my clothes. The collar was pulled back.

"Before you go back, hand over your notes to me."

In any case, the expressions of this princess with three attributes, such as "angry" and "running into tears", are so fake that others can see through her intentions at a glance.

As a result, Princess H, who was discovered, was dragged back by me expressionlessly, took back the note, and then gave me a princess kick on my calf without expression.

"Ouch——!!"

In the night sky of Rogge's camp, violent screams slowly echoed.

All in all, in the end, I finally got rid of a few jealous little wives. Of course, when I say jealous, I don’t mean that they are jealous of Xilusi and Aikelu. This farce is just to vent the fact that the Elf Queen and I are about to get married.

This is a political marriage, everyone knows this, and because they know it, they cannot vent their sour feelings about it willfully.

The opponent is the Elf Queen, and even the little ghost who is usually extremely proud feels the pressure.

"Little fool, what are you worried about?!"

At night, after the passion, I held the lazy and tired Linya in my arms, kissed her forehead gently and said.

"But... she is the Elf Queen after all, one of the mainland's twin stars."

Linya sighed quietly and pressed the big and plump breasts harder.

"It doesn't matter whether she is an elf queen or not, or a continental twin star, huh, is a queen amazing? Are her breasts as big as my baby Linya's? In my eyes, you are the most important, and you are mine. Queen, isn’t it? Her Royal Highness Queen Linya, do you want me to call you this from now on?”

I asked teasingly, biting the other person's sensitive ear gently and breathing hot air into it.

"I just...I don't want it, such a shameful name..."

Linya shyly buried her face into my neck, her flawless skin like warm jade turned pink, and her slender thighs were even more tightly clamped.

A crazy night passed.

The next day, the two precious daughters did not notice any changes in their behavior because of what happened yesterday afternoon. They were still living their daily lives...well, they were just the same as before, always clinging to themselves, "Daddy - daddy -" The screams were so frequent and sweet that I seriously doubted whether these two little darlings had mixed their voices with honey.

Of course, there are some things that we must talk to them about, such as the mutual agreement, and Vilas and the others can forget it. After all, they are a family, but it will be different when it comes to the outside world. I don’t want to be called the "father of beasts" The news had spread early, although judging from the current performance of Silos and Aikolu, it would be impossible to escape this disaster four years later.

Carlos and Seatik left the day before yesterday. They couldn't find anyone to practice with, and I didn't want to be abused by this old drunkard. I had no choice but to wander out and wander around to see what recent gossip news I could entertain myself.

"Boss, boss, come here..."

Kasha, who shrouded himself in a black cloak and looked sneaky no matter what, sat in front of the bar and raised his fingers towards the yawning boss lying on the boring bench. In the process, he kept acting guilty. He peeked around, sometimes turning his head sharply, staring at the bar door as if he was on guard against something.

"Elder Kasha, it's you again. Let me tell you in advance that if you don't settle the last few accounts, don't even think about buying wine from me on credit this time."

The owner of Roger's Bar sighed helplessly.

Although the name of the alliance elder is indeed very loud, people living in the camp, especially the bar owners in the camp, cannot feel the weight of the elder from Kasha, a drunkard. Perhaps this is what Kasha means. hopefully.

Of course, in addition to this alcoholic elder who has no prestige in the hearts of many bar owners, there is another extreme existence that often makes these owners piss themselves off at first sight...

"Don't say such heartless words. I'm here this time to bring you some top-secret news."

The old drunkard hurriedly hissed to the bar owner to lower his voice, and then whispered.

"Top secret information."

The boss, who had been yawning just now, suddenly woke up as his eyes lit up.

Although this drunkard's character is not very good, he is still an elder of the alliance and will always know some less important inside information in advance.

You know, a piece of news that can evoke gossip can often attract a large number of adventurers. These warriors are masters who don’t know how to save money. If it works well, the bar can make enough money in one day that it used to take a month. money arrived.

"It depends on whether it is exclusive and what kind of news it is."

The bar owner also lowered his voice in line with Kasha's voice, and the two of them started whispering like an underground gang member.

"Of course it's first-hand news. What is the relationship between me, Kasha, and you? After I got the news, I naturally thought of you, boss, first."

Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Kasha was no longer in a hurry and patted his chest to reassure himself.

what relationship? The relationship between an angry creditor and a debt-evading alcoholic! !

The bar owner secretly complained in his heart, but he was a businessman after all, so he suppressed the complaints in his heart and had to show a happy smile and look like he was all ears.

"Then the money for today's drink..."

Kasha shook the empty cup in her hand.

"Of course it's my treat, my treat."

The boss smiled quickly and asked the waiter to fill the empty cup.

"The debts owed in the past few times will also be written off in one lump sum."

Holding the filled wooden cup like a treasure, Kasha's narrowed eyes revealed a rare shrewdness.

"Then we have to see what the news is."

The bar owner is not an idiot, and his slender eyes that reveal the light of gold coins clearly express his determined attitude of not casting the net until the fish is in sight.

"Okay then, it's about Mr. Wu."

Kasha, who had already expected the bar owner's shrewdness, reluctantly compromised and whispered into the fat ear of the other party.

"Elder Fan...Elder Fan..."

As soon as he heard the name, the bar owner couldn't help but scream loudly, causing other adventurers in the bar to turn their heads and watch.

“Idiot, don’t you want to do business anymore?!”

Kasha quickly covered the other person's mouth and said viciously.

The bar owner is having a fierce struggle in his heart, a bet on the fate of his bar.

"Okay, as long as it's useful information, all previous fees will be waived."

Finally, he gritted his teeth and made a desperate expression.

"Okay, you are so heroic. I, Kasha, just like your personality." Kasha gave a thumbs up to the other party and narrowed his eyes even more.

"It's about the marriage between Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen."

"Didn't you tell me about this three days ago? And the first-hand information was that I bought it for the guy named Red-haired Jack."

The bar owner was stunned when he heard this, and then glared at Kasha angrily. Jack was the owner of another bar not far from Rogge's Bar, and he and Rogge's Bar were sworn enemies.

"Haha...ah haha...this is actually happening?"

Kasha's skin was pierced, and he giggled nonchalantly. Even the bar owner who had been tested in shopping malls could not help but be amazed by his outrageous thickness of face.

If you ask the boss now why the alliance can resist the forces of hell, he will probably answer like this without hesitation - because the alliance elder Kasha is so thick-skinned that even the forces of hell cannot break through.

"Anyway, this is fresh first-hand information. Do you know when Wu Boy and the Elf Queen got married?"

"oh?!!"

The bar owner's eyes lit up, and he quickly began to calculate the possible profits from this news.

"The previous bills are cancelled, plus fifty silver coins."

After a while, the boss stretched out five fingers and said fiercely.

"Two hundred pieces, otherwise I will go to Red-haired Jack's and see if I can get a better price."

Kasha, who had completely taken the initiative, bargained with sparkling eyes.

"Okay, two hundred coins, two hundred coins."

Gritting his teeth, the bar owner agreed. Although he would make less money this way, it was still better than letting his rival earn money, especially when he saw the proud expression on his rival's face.

"You're doing well. This is the news I just got from Akara. The wedding date of Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen is..."

After saying this, Kasha looked at the boss with an impatient look and gave up.

"What day is it? I also want to know, Elder Kasha."

A skinny voice came from the side.

"Go, go, I want to know how to pay first. Is this the first day you met me?"

Kasha subconsciously waved his hand in the direction of the source of the sound, hoping to get free information from Rogge's second stingy, your brain is burned out.

When she saw the bar owner muttering something like "It's over, my bar is going to be over again", he was trembling like an ostrich and burying his head under the counter, with his big butt raised high and stuck. Xia instantly knew what was going on and turned back stiffly to look at the person.

"I'm also interested? Do I really have to pay?" I asked as I looked at the old drunkard who was starting to sweat on his forehead with a smile.

"Ahaha, ahahaha~~, what are you talking about, Elder Fan? These are actually the great elders of Akara. What you just asked me to convey to you is to talk about money or not. How hurtful it is!"

The old drunkard was not slow to respond and immediately changed his tone, as if his impatient words to drive me away just now were farts.

"Really? Then I should really thank Elder Kasha for coming all the way to deliver the news to me, but why are you going to a place like Liquor now?"

I continued to look at the other party with a murderous smile and asked.

"Ahem, this Elder Fan doesn't know something. I just counted with my fingers. Even if I come here at the Elder Fan Council, don't you think this is coming?"

The old drunkard argued with a calm expression.

"Elder Kasha also knows the art of prophecy." The sound of gritted teeth came from my teeth.

"Thank you, thank you. Compared with Great Elder Akara, I still have a lot to learn." The old drunkard looked modest.

"By the way, I just seemed to hear someone saying that the news of my marriage to the Elf Queen was probably thanks to Elder Kasha's publicity."

"Where, as the elder of the alliance, I have the obligation to publicize such a big matter." Kasha waved his hand with a solemn expression, as if he would rather me than anyone else.

"Really? That's it. I wonder if Elder Kasha is so good at calculating. Can he calculate what will happen later?"

"Well...as an alliance elder, I have the obligation to curb all illegal violence." Sweat began to form on the old drunkard's forehead.

"Yeah?"

After laughing a few times, I sat down on the wooden chair in front of the counter and tapped the table with my index finger.

"Elder Fan, please, please."

The owner of Roger's Bar jumped out from under the stage like a rabbit. He grabbed a torch from nowhere and handed it to me with a sad face.

That's right, if the old drunkard is the least authoritative elder in front of the bar owner, then I am on the other extreme. Sister Sharna and I, who burned down Rogge's Bar twice, are in the eyes of the bar owners in the entire camp. , the level of terror has far exceeded that of Sister An.

"Oh, boss, what are you doing? It's like I came here to burn down your bar."

I smiled and pushed the torch back with my eyes narrowed.

"It's okay if it's not, it's okay if it's not." The boss grinned like a pardon.

"I am a kind elder of the alliance. How could I do such a thing? Just tell me."

"Yes, yes, Elder Fan is mighty, Elder Fan is wise, Elder Fan loves the people like a son, and his figure is holier and taller than the angels. Every time I wait, I feel like I am bathed in the spring breeze, bathed in the holy light, and reborn. Life is worse than death."

"That's right, hahahahahahaha~~~!"

I laughed loudly and nodded along with the bar owner like chickens pecking at rice.

"I just came here today to have a few sips of wine."

"Elder Fan, you should just burn it."

As soon as I finished speaking, the boss trembled all over his body and handed the torch to me again, showing an expression of resignation.

"Just kidding, I came here today for some other reason."

Seeing the desperate look on the bar owner's face, as kind as I am, I really couldn't bear to continue teasing him. After coughing a few times, I took out a blank parchment from the inventory, wrote something crookedly on it, and then picked it up. Put the elder's seal on it.

"I am now officially announcing that starting from today, all bars in the camp are prohibited from providing alcohol to Elder Kasha for free, on credit, for sale, etc. Those who violate the order will be responsible for the consequences."

After saying the last four words, I bared my bright white teeth and shook my head towards the bar owner opposite, who was frightened and almost fainted.

"Plop" sound.

The bar owner, who was as big as a fat pig, slipped softly to the ground.

"Wait, I don't accept it. What kind of ban is this? It's clearly you who are seeking revenge."

The old drunkard who was drunkenly sipping ale a moment ago jumped up and shouted angrily after his brain digested the contents of this prohibition.

"Sorry, this is a legal formality prohibition."

I proudly waved the fresh ban in my hand towards the old drunkard. The golden elder seal on it was shining brightly. The old drunkard seemed to be unable to bear the stimulation, so he wailed and covered his eyes with his arms.

"Of course, if you, as an elder, are dissatisfied, you can hand this ban to Grandma Akara for review. I will never mind."

Looking at the old drunkard coldly, I confidently looked at him with a condescending look.

It was all this guy, this bastard, who sold and spread the news about my marriage to the Elf Queen without authorization, which caused my two precious daughters to get the news so quickly, and then triggered yesterday's incident. This old woman, who is afraid of the world being in chaos, It is the source of all the turmoil in the camp. Let me eliminate harm for the people today, ho ho! !

"Woo~~"

Kasha wailed a few times and lowered her head in frustration. She could 100% guarantee that if this ban was placed in front of Akara, Akara would definitely add a great elder seal to it with a smile without thinking for too long.

The unrighteous have few helpers, which is what we are talking about today’s old drunkards.

"If that's the case, then I will also get a ban. For every barrel of wine that is brewed, one-tenth of the wine tax will be paid to this elder."

Gritting her teeth, the old drunkard rummaged through her inventory. After a while, she found her dusty elder badge and said viciously.

"Elder Kasha, let me remind you, it seems that your duties are not in charge of this, and you have not made all your efforts to impose such a ban." I smiled and crossed my legs, watching the old drunkard struggling to his death.

Haha, it’s good to be a handyman elder. Although I have a lot to do, it also means that I am not restricted by my position and have the power to make decisions in all aspects.

"Woo~~"

The elder badge held high by the old drunkard suddenly froze in mid-air.

"I'll fight you!!"

Anger arose in his heart, and evil grew in his guts. The old drunkard roared angrily and pounced on him menacingly.

"Whoever is afraid of whom, take my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

"Hi-!!"

"Wow——!!"

"I...my bar..."

The bar owner, who was escaped like a dead pig by other well-meaning adventurers and escaped from the scope of this war of elders, saw the beautiful bar he had carefully built, broken in the east, broken in the west, and broken in the roof, and finally shook. He staggered and fell down, raising dust all over the sky. He rolled his eyes and foamed at the corners of his mouth...