Diablo Destruction

The fighting outside continues.

"Uh huh~~"

"Uh huh~~"

The screams of the Little Angels, unwilling to give up, echoed.

"Hahu~hahu~~~"

Even now, are you still unwilling to give up? As if I had fought against the three demon gods, I was gasping for breath from physical and mental exhaustion.

"No matter what, dad is not willing to marry Aikelu?"

Ai Kelu blinked her big, watery, black eyes and said with extreme grievance.

"Even if Aikelu is taller than Sister Sarah, even if Aikelu has bigger breasts than Sister Sarah."

"Woo~~"

Sarah, who was crouching in the corner of the kitchen, once again suffered the pain of a thousand arrows piercing her heart. She couldn't help but screamed "Woo~~". Her petite back looked paler, and her frustrated and helpless expression seemed to say, don't do this. Yes, you can get shot while lying down.

"No, I'm not talking about growing up in this aspect."

Under Aikolu's increasingly strong pressure, I took a step back and explained hesitantly.

"Um... look, aren't Aikolu and Xilusi only fourteen years old? Sarah is 21 years old now."

"But dad was engaged to sister Sarah when she was thirteen years old."

There were tears in Xi Lusi's beautiful big black eyes. She kept tapping her toes and rubbing her sleeves in grievance. She looked extremely pitiful. Combined with Aikelu who was pressing forward step by step, she looked like a strong and soft girl. Together, we are invincible.

With such skillful cooperation, even if these two little babies are twins with the same spiritual connection, it is impossible for them to be so comprehensive and break through the strong defense lines I have erected.

Could it be that they had planned what happened today? This is such terrible wisdom. The two little angels have really grown up.

Thinking of this, I felt happy and sad at the same time. Sure enough, in this family, I am the only one with a civilian-level IQ who cannot even compete with my fourteen-year-old daughters?

"But I didn't get married until I was eighteen." I tried to struggle.

"Liar, it's obviously still a few months away." Aikelu said with a cute little mouth.

"Ecolu, don't worry about such small things."

At this time, Sirus finally showed her sister side, her angelic face with tears in her eyes, smiling sweetly, so cute.

Sure enough, Xi Lusi was more sensible. I breathed a sigh of relief, as if I had found a breakthrough. I looked at Xi Lusi and spoke every word from her beautiful lips.

"Don't worry about such small things. We can be engaged to dad like sister Sarah."

As she said this, with tears in her eyes, Silos showed me a bright smile full of flowers, as if the sun was shining brightly after the rain.

"..."

No, on the contrary, precisely because Xilusi is sensible and is also a stubborn crybaby, it seems easy to break through, but in fact it is ten times more difficult to deal with than Aikelu.

"Woo~~Although I'm a little unwilling to do so, let's do it."

Aikelu sighed helplessly and muttered with a sense of competition that he didn't know had arisen.

Hey, hey, don't make your own decisions there, as if I have already agreed to something.

No, this method may not be a good one for me now that my brain is in chaos and my defenses are retreating.

As soon as I clapped my hands, I suddenly thought of it.

Hum hum, children are children, let me show you the wisdom of adults.

Thinking secretly in my heart, I held these two little babies in my arms with all my strength under the expectant eyes of Xi Lusi and Aike Lu.

"Listen to me, my two little darlings, you are still young. At least I don't think you fully understand what marriage means. Of course, you will not be convinced when I say this, right?"

Seeing the two angry little faces, I smiled and spoke again.

"So, we have to find a compromise. As you just said, if your thoughts don't change when you grow up, dad will marry you, okay?"

After hearing the last sentence, the twins, who pondered for a moment, made eye contact for a few times, then they both cheered, hugged my neck tightly and kissed me.

Hum, in this case, on the one hand, you can avoid the engagement, and it can also delay it for several years. The wisdom of adults is so terrible.

As for a few years from now, that, probably, will be discussed in the future. A few years is enough time to produce countless variables. Maybe the Dark Continent will have been liberated by then.

"Then it's agreed, Luo."

It wasn't until they kissed my cheeks that they were full of saliva. The two twins let out a hey, jumped out of my arms, and then stretched out their little fingers together. Their sparkling eyes looked at each other closely with tension and expectation. Follow my every move.

"Of course."

After exhaling, I forced a smile, stretched out my little finger, and hooked the three fingers with the two little angels.

"Then let's wait until Xilusi and Aikelu are twenty years old." I crossed my fingers and saw that the two little angels were completely immersed in joy, and I said with a sly adult-like smile.

"Eighteen years old!!"

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, my hooked little finger sank, and I saw two little angels looking at me angrily, and said in an unquestionable tone.

"Haha~~, ah haha~~, just be eighteen when you are eighteen."

While smiling helplessly, I secretly clicked my tongue, who said that little lolita nowadays are so easy to fool?

When the agreement was over, the two little angels immediately cheered and couldn't wait to fly up with their whole bodies. With a lot of momentum, they suddenly threw me, who was caught off guard, and lay on my back.

"I like daddy the most!"

The two little angels who were both lying on my chest suddenly had bright and dazzling smiles on their beautiful faces filled with wet tears, and they said sweetly in unison.

"Tweet~~"

Then, there was a soft and moist touch from the left and right cheeks. Different from the previous kisses, these two kisses were more gentle and affectionate, with the shyness of a girl in spring. They were not a daughter to her father. It's the way women feel about men that makes me feel a lot of pressure.

These two little angels have indeed grown up, so big that I, as a father, can no longer guess their girlish hearts.

There was a fuss, and soon, the two little angels mysteriously slipped back into the tent, patted the dust off their bodies, and I lay on the big lazy chair again, enjoying the last four moments like a death row prisoner who had been given a reprieve. Years of sunshine.

Just in case, I mean just in case, if the two little angels really have made up their mind, then a few years later, some biographies will describe me.

Probably, the title will change from the great druid hero Wu Fan, the great alliance elder Wu Fan, the great elf prince Wu Fan, and of course, most likely the great song god Wu Fan, to the great beast father Wu Fan. Fan.

Woo hoo, no~~

Hey, what's going on? Why is there a vague noise coming from the tent? The voices seemed to be those of Xilusi, Aikelu, and Kajiel just now. Forget it, their internal fighting was not a matter of a day or two anyway, so let's enjoy the last sunshine.

Under the powerful self-hypnosis ability of the otaku, I threw all the worries behind me. I yawned and gradually narrowed my eyes.

Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned, and the noise quickly spread to my side. Although I still tried my best to close my eyes and pretended to ignore all the noise. Normally, at this time, Vilas would have come out to stop it. Yes, what happened today? There are weird things everywhere. Could this be all my dream?

Vilas: "Uuu~~, although I don't know what happened, sister Sarah, you must cheer up!"

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First, there was an approaching sound of fighting, and then the flames of war seemed to have finally spread outside the tent. The sound of hurried running came, and before I had time to open my eyes, it was already approaching.

"Puff-puff-!!"

Two petite figures descended from the sky, one on the left and one on the right, each occupying exactly half of the position. Who else could have such a tacit understanding besides the two daughters?

My poor belly.

Before I could scream, the sight above my head suddenly dimmed. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was Xilusi and Aikelu who were sitting on me. They were lying down, with two cute little faces close to each other. Together, blocking the light above, their black and straight ponytails also fell on both sides of their cheeks, one on the left and one on the right. They kept rubbing them with their slight movements, making them tickle.

"Dad, do you want some candy?"

The pretty faces of the daughters directly above seemed to be holding the top in their mouths, falling slowly, slowly approaching, gradually blocking all the light in the sky, and the breath with the faint fragrance of girls had already hit their faces.

"Okay...okay."

There is no reason to refuse candies from my daughters, I replied subconsciously.

The two pretty faces stuck together looked at each other and smiled in a tacit understanding, then turned back to face me and fell down gently.

"Woo~~?!!!!!!"

His eyes dimmed, and then there were two pairs of soft and warm things, which clumsily stuck to his lips. Two petite and smooth tongues protruded from them, and they licked them shyly for a while, and then put the two hard ones on them. The things were delivered.

At this moment, my brain fell into a sluggish state as if it was experiencing the Big Bang.

After an unknown amount of time, their lips parted, and the two pretty faces seemed to have made an agreement. They supported the strong chest below with both hands and raised them together.

"I've done it, Sirus."

Ai Kelu added her lips with a hint of crystal water without finishing her words, and said with a flushed face.

"Yes...yes, I did it, Aikolu."

Shy Sirus, her face was on fire. She lowered her head and played with her black ponytail, looking completely at a loss.

"I have always seen my father, mother Vilas, and other sisters doing this. Is this what it feels like?"

Ai Kelu gently touched her lips with her fingers, as if she was recalling the feeling just now. In those clear and pure black gem eyes, there was actually a trace of the young girl's charming ripples that made the man's heart beat.

"Yes...yes."

At this time, Xilusi looked exactly like a shy newlywed wife who had just come out of the bridal chamber, her head lowered, too shy to face the outside world.

"How do you feel, Siruth?"

Ecolu opened her eyes curiously and openly discussed her first kiss experience with her twin sister.

"It's weird, numb, and it seems like my whole body can't use any energy, but it's warm and happy..."

The newlywed wife Sirus replied subconsciously. It took her a while to react, and she beat Aikelu with her small fist unwillingly.

"Uuuu~~, Aikolu, you are bullying me. We are twins. Shouldn't you know exactly how I feel?"

However, it seemed that someone was not willing to let them continue fighting like this. Just as the two sisters continued to fight with each other and vent their inner shyness, a white light burst out from inside the tent with a "whoosh" sound.

The white light stayed opposite the twins, revealing Kajiel's angry figure.

"Chi-Chi Chi-!! (Hurry up and return the candy to me)"

The small fist was waved out in the air, and there were sounds of breaking through the air. Kajier's childish face flashed with anger.

"Hmph! Is it finally here?"

The twin sisters snorted, gave up the fight, and in unity, kicked hard on the stomach of someone who was lying dead, and jumped down.

"It's too late, you little brat!"

"Syluth's father will not give it up to anyone!"

The two sisters were like the opening remarks of a magical girl. After they finished speaking with great momentum, they shouted, and a small wooden broom appeared in their hands. Those skilled gestures seemed to tell everyone that they were training as priests. The camp was not spent in vain.

"Huhuhu~~~"

Kajiel did not use any weapons, waving her seemingly cute and harmless but actually terrifying little fist that could knock Carlos's body weighing hundreds of kilograms away. With the innate advantages of the angel race, even if There was a huge gap between her and the twins in size and intelligence, but she was still undaunted.

The cold wind blew by, and a cute little angel about six or seven years old with cute little white wings on its back was floating in the air. It stood with the horns on the opposite side, holding a magic wand in both hands... Well, it should be a magic broom. , a pair of twin lolita who are as majestic as magical girls, are in a murderous confrontation, making the originally peaceful winter afternoon become as chilling as a battlefield.

"ha--!"

"grumble--!"

Almost at once, two childish shouts sounded out. Three figures holding brooms high and waving their fists were intertwined again, and the sound of girls shouting and fighting could be heard. .

This world might as well be destroyed.

So, someone who was still lying on his back on the big lazy chair, his soul showing a grayish white color, listened to the sound of fierce fighting in his ears, and thought like this.

"This world, let's just destroy it."

Then, little Sarah, who was inexplicably deeply hurt by the radio waves coming from nowhere, crouched in the corner of the kitchen and said this with a dark back.