Diablo Destruction

Inside the little black shop.

"Do you know why I called you here?"

Akara took a glass of refreshing water, placed it in front of me, and asked quietly.

"Huh? Akala, where am I?"

The old drunkard looked at the refreshing water in front of me, pointed at himself unwillingly and asked Akara.

"Do you know why I called you here?"

Akara sat down, took a sip of the refreshing water, and smiled kindly.

"No... I've already said it, why am I the only one who doesn't have a share? Are you doing special treatment? You are doing special treatment, right? After all, I am also an elder like Mr. Wu!!"

The old drunkard watched Akara drink longingly, and when he looked at his own table, which was empty as night, he pointed at himself and said with tears.

"Eh, is that so? I thought Elder Kasha's drinking was enough. Do you need to drink water?"

Akara, who was smiling and squinting his eyes, glanced at the old drunkard lightly.

"No...that's enough, I don't need it anymore."

Kasha looked at Akara's smiling face and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. The Amazon instinct told her that if she answered yes at this time, something very bad would happen.

"Well, that's good. Do you know why I called you here this time?"

Akara smiled slightly, vaguely showing a knowing expression towards Kasha, and continued to repeat his question,

"Isn't it just that Rogge's Bar has collapsed again? Anyway, it's a common occurrence for Mr. Wu."

The old alcoholic who feels differential treatment because of a small glass of refreshing water, who crosses his legs and picks his nostrils because of jealousy, looks at you with the eyes of the person who is the culprit of everything.

"Yes, it is a common thing for me, but for Elder Kasha, this is the first time. I am right."

Following Akara's example, I calmly took a sip of the refreshing water. I glanced at the jealous old drunkard with a smile, and a sharp light flashed out of the corner of my eye.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say random things. Otherwise, even if we are all elders, I will accuse you of false accusations."

After stretching out a hand from the river and dragging the old drunkard into the water, she immediately entered the pretending mode, looked around, and whistled with a evasive expression.

"Really? When a certain elder came up, he shouted loudly, "You bastard, just disappear with this shabby bar to Lord Benkasha", but many people heard this."

I said calmly and gently, which was in sharp contrast to the old drunkard next to me who was dripping with cold sweat on his forehead like rain.

"Aha, ahaha~~, is this happening? Why don't I remember it? By the way, this must be a dream. I am sleepwalking."

Seeing that there were enough witnesses and it was inevitable to escape, the old drunkard immediately blamed all the faults on sleepwalking, just like a murderer lying about being mentally ill.

"Hmph!" So shameless!

"Hmph!" The brat wants to fight me, but it's a hundred years early!

The two men glared at each other like a bullfight.

"Okay, okay, I've heard the cause. There's something wrong with both of you this time."

Like a kind old lady sitting on the threshold basking in the sun, Akara held a wooden cup in both hands, blowing on the hot air, gently lowering her head and sipping. After listening to our quibbles, she slowly spoke.

"but……"

After saying this in a gentle manner, Akara's tone took on a serious tone, and her pale eyes looked directly at the old drunkard, causing her to say "Huh" in panic.

He has always been a lawless old drunkard, but he is only afraid of the old fox Akala.

"The fault this time is mainly yours."

After Akara said this, the old drunkard immediately lowered his head in dejection, as if he was submissive to the law.

"I originally wanted you to convey the news to Wu this time, but I didn't expect you to go to the bar and sell the news without permission." Akara sighed helplessly.

"However, with your personality, it's not surprising."

"Yeah, right."

The old drunkard nodded his head proudly, as if I was already such a virtuous person so I couldn't be blamed for it.

I said, Akara is not complimenting you, please feel a little self-conscious about me, you shameless old woman!

No, wait! !

Akara couldn't say there was any surprise. In other words, she knew that the old drunkard would do such a bad thing as going to the bar to make a fortune, so she still conveyed the news to her first?

In other words, it is very possible that she specifically called the old drunkard over to let her know the news about my marriage to the Elf Queen, and then spread the news with her big mouth. Although I don’t know what her intention was. But it was obvious that all this was within Akala's expectation.

He is indeed a scary old fox.

However, even the old fox can't cover everything. For example, when I figured out the information about the old drunkard's sales, I happened to get all the stolen goods, which triggered the third collapse of Roger's Bar.

Yep, both of them brought it upon themselves.

After secretly glancing at Akara and the old drunkard, I felt more and more that I was the only one left among the elders of the camp who still maintained a pure, kind, righteous and aboveboard heart.

At this time, I was like a pure and pitiful rabbit who accidentally broke into the wolf's den. I held the key to save the world and tried to escape from the wolf's den. I handed the key to the legendary brave man in a battle of wits and courage. Puzzle games are average, hmm.

Huh? When it comes to the last few words, the meaning seems to have changed slightly. Is it my imagination?

In short, the person being reprimanded now is an old drunkard, and it has nothing to do with me, so stay calm.

When the old drunkard was so bruised and bruised by the training that he almost buried his head under the chair, Akara turned his white eyes to me.

"Most of this is Kasha's fault, but Wu also has something wrong."

Smiling gently at me and nodding, she continued.

"There is nothing inappropriate in the content of that injunction."

After saying this, the old drunkard fell off the chair with a bang. Poor guy, I looked at her with pity. I actually let a guy who was already so pitiful encounter an even more pitiable situation. Even though the whole I did nothing wrong in the process, and I am still wrong. May the Lord forgive me as a sinner, and just take the poor guy next to me to heaven, Amen.

"However, you clearly knew what consequences would result from issuing such a ban in front of Kasha, but you still did it. On this point, you are wrong."

"Yes, Grandma Akara, I understand my mistake."

I am sincerely convinced by Akara's criticism. I was indeed angry with the fat pig boss at that time. Seeing that he still had no repentance, he dared to accept and spread such news, and deliberately wanted to burn down his bar. Anyway, this was not the first time. Okay, as the saying goes, once it's old, twice it's familiar, everyone says it's not.

"I feel that now is not the time to talk about this. Things have already happened. It is useless to discuss who is right and who is wrong. We should now look to the future, forget all past mistakes and start over."

The old drunkard who didn't know when he was resurrected at the same place was sitting upright with a confident and reliable expression like the elite backbone of a large multinational company, Lang Lang said.

I said, where did you learn these nonsense theories? You just want to shirk responsibility, don't say it openly, you bastard.

"You are the only one who is not qualified to say such unrealistic things."

Naturally, such a serious old drunkard with a foul mouth was immediately severely criticized and hit with a cane by Akara.

"But it's true. If I could make you troublemakers obedient with just a few words, my burden would have been lifted long ago."

Sighing, Akara looked at me helplessly.

"Okay, let's not talk about it anymore. Let's talk about how to solve it." As she said that, she turned her eyes to me.

"As for the compensation issue, although most of the blame should be placed on Kasha, we still don't expect her to have the money to compensate. These compensations should also be handed over to the owner of Roger's Bar as soon as possible so that he can open his business as soon as possible. This On the other hand, I have to ask Wu to take all the responsibility."

"Okay...okay."

Although he was a little reluctant, what Akara said was true. By the time the old drunkard was able to pay compensation, the grandson of the fat pig boss might have turned into a pile of bones.

Covering my wallet in distress, I looked at the old drunk next to me who was gloating and winking at me, "Wait a minute, do you think Akara will let you go, the culprit!" !

"As for the reconstruction of Roger's Bar, Kasha will handle it all by himself, within three days."

Turning her head, Akara pointed the gun at the old drunkard without any hesitation and fired, making her frowning funny expression stiffen.

"Also, it must be free. You cannot ask the bar owner for wages or drinks under the pretext of construction."

First stiff, then thinking, and then nodding violently as if thinking of something, the old drunkard was completely thrown into the abyss by Akara's next words.

How could the old 9 ghost with an IQ of only 9 be hiding what he was thinking from the old fox Akala!

"Also, Wu, show me the ban."

As soon as I saw that there was still something to be done, I immediately greeted him and handed the temporary ban I made in the bar to Akara. She looked at it for a few times, then took out the Great Elder's badge and put it lightly on it.

pass!

If he had just fallen into the abyss, then at this moment, looking at the two golden seals on the ban, one large and one small, the old drunkard's soul had already shed its shell, and his body seemed to be turned into white ashes at any time and dissipated in this world. .

Coming out of Akara's tent, I just felt refreshed. Even the cold wind in winter couldn't cover up the burning joy in my heart at this time.

Although the entire compensation has to be paid by himself, and although the compensation is only a small amount to him, he still feels extremely distressed because of Rogge's stingy status.

But when I saw the old drunkard's back was pale and he was stumbling around muttering to himself as if he was sleepwalking, the slightest bit of unhappiness in his heart turned into a cloud.

Sure enough, humans still have to compare to feel satisfied animals!

After sighing with contentment, I caught up with the old drunkard, intending to say something and continue to use her misfortune to enrich my inner sense of satisfaction, but I heard her mumbling some weird numbers. .

Weird, with this guy's IQ level, he can only do arithmetic like one plus one. Are these calculations that look like alien language really coming out of this guy's mouth?

"Old drunkard, what are you thinking about?"

Out of curiosity, I also forgot to continue attacking.

"Don't bother me. I'm not in the mood to settle accounts with you right now. I'm just figuring out how to distribute the remaining wine to survive these days. This is also a matter of life and death!!!!"

After asking several times, she suddenly turned her head and shouted impatiently with her tragic face full of tears and snot.

"..."

For a moment, I was stunned by this heroic expression.

"It turns out that this is the only amount left every day."

After muttering in unknown words for a long time, human words suddenly came out of her mouth.

"It's over. If I eat this amount every day, I definitely won't be able to survive." The old alcoholic who came to the conclusion fell into the biggest low point and crisis in his life.

"Wow hahahahaha, it turns out to be like this. I might as well drink it all in one day. I'll be so drunk that I can go to the elves as soon as I wake up. Yes, that's right, that's it. I am indeed a genius!!"

I was speechless for a long time as I watched the maniacally laughing figure of the old drunkard leave with my mouth open.

I can't figure out whether this guy has given up on himself and is just thinking that he will be drunk now, or he is an idiot who really thinks this method can work.

By the way, what about the task of building a bar that Akara gave you?

What an idiot, just sit back and wait to continue watching the tragedy. After staying there for a long time, I shook my head with pity in the direction the old drunkard left, and then grinned.

"Dad - dad -"

When I got home, the sun was already setting, the cold wind that was approaching spring was still freezing, and it looked like it was going to snow at any time.

Unexpectedly, I had a fight with the old drunkard and was invited to drink tea by Akara. Unknowingly, it was already this time. I sighed, smiled again, and hugged the two little angels who flew towards me, one on the left and the other on the right. got up.

oops! The two precious daughters must have been too enthusiastic.

There were two "dong-dong" sounds as it entered my arms. Although it was far from as powerful as the little ghost's ghost body shell, it still made me feel chest tightness.

Considering that the two precious daughters are only trainee pastors now and there is still huge room for growth in the future, shouldn’t it be...

Will he be like the little ghost in the future? Is the human cannonball a natural skill of the priest profession? !

Thinking that by then, when the twins' power had grown up, they and the little ghosts would come straight towards me in a trinity arrangement, with three times the power of the ghost body's cannonballs, I suddenly felt that my life was darker than ever before.

"Dad, Dad, Ecolu heard about it, and dad burned down Roger's bar again, right?"

As soon as her young arms were hung around my neck, the two little angels kissed her on the cheek, and Aikelu immediately asked eagerly, with an excited look on her face.

Ugh~, maybe Ecolu is prone to violence? I once again simulated the scene of three times the ghost body rushing towards me with cannonballs, and I felt extremely sad.

"It was an accident, an accident. Dad didn't mean it."

Thinking of this, I decided to correct Aikelu's violent tendencies to avoid the second little ghost from appearing.

"Really? That fat boss is very annoying. He always looks at Aikelu and my sister with strange eyes."

The little Ecolu looked confused. She probably thought I did this just to vent my anger on them.

"Very good, it turns out that burning down the bar is too easy. Next time, I will throw that dead fat pig into the evil cave." I suddenly said these words fiercely through my teeth.

"Okay, okay, throw it into the evil cave."

Ecolu cheered immediately. The kind-hearted Sirus seemed a little intolerant and gently pulled my clothes, but finally gave up the persuasion.

"Not only the fat boss, but when Aikelu and her sister go out together recently, they always get a lot of strange looks."

After cheering, Ecolu lowered his head again and sighed.

Haha, the two little angels don’t know their own charms yet. They have innate beautiful looks, watery skin, clear and innocent temperament, and big black eyes that seem to be able to talk. They are a mixture of lolita and girl. At first glance, I thought they were elves running out of dreams. Coupled with the attributes of twins and the gothic princess costumes I personally designed, running out like this doesn't mean they are... Two fat and cute little lambs ran into the pack of wolves?

Although I try my best to avoid contact with the dark side of human beings, if these two little babies were not the precious daughters of me, the alliance elder and the second master of the first world, but grew up in ordinary families, I am afraid I don’t know what would happen now.

This point was already there when the biological parents of the two little angels were still alive. Moreover, it was because they coveted their appearance that they indirectly led to the destruction of their hometown. Of course, this was not The fault of the two little angels is the fault of those degenerate garbage borers.

It seems that I have to prepare a few cloaks for the two little angels. After all, I can't kill everyone who looks at them with suspicious eyes. Of course, it's okay to give some excessive guys a little power. , just like when he protected Sarah.

"Come, let's go back together and see what kind of dinner Mother Vilas has prepared for us."

Making a decision in my heart, I laughed loudly, kissed each of the two babies, and strode towards the door of my house.

"Siluth will also help with today's barbecue." Syluth said in a shy voice.

"Oh~! Is that so? It seems like we need to eat more. My daughter is amazing and will definitely be a good wife in the future."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong.

"Xi...Xi LuSi will definitely become a good wife for daddy."

This sentence seemed to have exhausted all the courage of Sirus. After saying it, she buried her hot face directly on my neck.

"Aikolu is the same, so is Aikolu, and the stew soup Aikolu can also help." Aikolu on the other side was not willing to be outdone, pulling out my beard, and kept rubbing her cute little face towards me.

"Hey, you two are my precious daughters that I'm proud of. How should dad reward you?"

In order to avoid the sensitive topic of "wife", I tried my best to change the subject.

"Ecolu..."

"Syluth..."

Seeing my two daughters looking shy, I felt bad again. It seemed that I had said something wrong again.

"Ecolu (Xi Lusi) will sleep with daddy tonight." The next moment, the two babies showed watery pleading eyes in a tacit understanding.

"..."