Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 36 Seems like we're going to be in big trouble

In the video, Chen Yu's comments continued.

"Okay, now I have turned on the extreme level. At this time, in my world, the flow of time is very, very slow. So in order to let everyone understand what I say, I am trying my best to control my speech speed."

While talking, Chen Yu flipped through the book with his hands like lightning, and found page 225. He paused for about five seconds, then closed the book and took off his glasses.

"OK, I've finished memorizing it. It's difficult to memorize, so I'll just recite it for a while longer, don't care about these details."

After making an OK gesture, Chen Yu faced the camera, took out a long cloth to cover the eyes of his mask, and quickly recited: "Start from the first line. Good things in the world are not strong, and colorful clouds are easy to disperse. Glass is brittle. Falling behind , Yueniang sent Mama Li and Sister Gui out, and went to the Huilian Gate, the door was closed, but there was no movement, and she was very suspicious..."

[My day! Awesome, my brother! 】

[I won't memorize the whole book, will I? 】

[Sorry to bother you. 】

[Fuck, cowhide, cruel, 2333, 6666, 9999, FFFF, OHHH, excellent, awesome...]

[I'm sorry if you don't get the Nobel Prize in the future. 】

[I almost believed it (funny)]

[Stop showing off, how much is it? Can I still buy it? 】

[Not pornographic content, bad review! 】

"...My daughter was chaste and threatened to die. I still want to sue, who dares to burn the corpse! The Huo family all ran away, and they dared not burn it. Laixing had to park the coffin in the temple to answer. Exactly: Qinglong and Yubaishu go together, good and bad things are not guaranteed at all!"

After reciting the last line of the poem, Chen Yu took off the long cloth, snapped his fingers at the camera, and said with a smile, "225 pages, the whole article, more than 500 characters, it should not miss a single word."

As he spoke, he turned to page 225 and pointed at the camera: "Everyone can take a look, are there any mistakes in what I recited?"

After a pause of three seconds, Chen Yu crossed his index fingers with both hands, and his words unconsciously carried a slightly pretentious and satisfied tone: "I know, you think I'm cheating, it doesn't matter, facts speak louder than words, a book can't prove it, then Just two halves, three books, four books. You can’t say that I’ve memorized all these books in advance, can you?”

After saying that, he picked up the dice and threw it towards the evaluation table again.

"Wow."

two.

three.

three.

"Two, three, and three add up to eight, so let's take out the eighth book." Chen Yu checked the eighth book from top to bottom, pulled out the book, and put it in front of the camera: "Mr. Yu's "April 3rd" Incident", such a big and thick book, if it falls from upstairs, it can kill people, so I can't possibly memorize it all, right?"

"Wow."

The dice were thrown on the table again, revealing three numbers.

From low to high, one, five, six.

"Next, it's time to witness the miracle."

Putting on quantum reading glasses, Chen Yu picked up the "April 3rd Incident", quickly turned to page 156, read it for a second, closed the book with a "bang", then took off his glasses, and took out the long cloth Cover your eyes.

"Do you know? Bai Xue said that he didn't realize that he had actually walked to the door of Bai Xue's house. I remember that one day two years ago, he saw Bai Xue coming out of this door here, just as she is now out……"

"...Bai Xue's bedroom is exquisite, but not as tidy as Han Sheng's bedroom. He's on a chair..."

"...Bai Xue wanted to tell him everything straight to the point, but instead made him suffer..."

"...Her face turned red when she just recovered. We never talked in school, so I was taken aback."

After memorizing the last word, Chen Yu tore off the long cloth with some excitement, and compared six with both hands to the camera: "Six or six?!"

[66666! 】

【how did you do it? 】

[I'm shocked! 】

[To be honest, this wave of operations is really a show. 】

[Welcome to the strongest brain. 】

[Such a cowhide UP, I paid attention to it...]

Picking up the "April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu turned to page 156, fully showed the page to the camera for three seconds, and then put it down: "Next is the third book."

"Wow."

"Three, three, four, add up to ten, the tenth book."

Grabbing the tenth book in the stack, Chen Yu was delighted, and lifted it up, revealing the cover: "It's the fifth edition of "Modern Chinese Dictionary". No one thinks that I've memorized even this book?"

After the words fell, Chen Yu threw the dice directly.

"Two, four, five. Two hundred and forty-five pages."

Put on the quantum glasses, and in extreme mode, it takes two seconds in the real world to memorize the entire text.

"Snoring: \u0026amp;lt;mouth\u0026amp;gt; snoring."

"Slip: verb, 1. Refers to wheels or pulleys running idling due to insufficient friction generated when they rotate. 2. The slippery ground makes it impossible to stand and walk unsteadily."

"Dahuang'er: verb, swaying from side to side and standing unsteadily. 【打藤】verb, during opera performances, impromptu saying something ridiculous to amuse, is called slapstick."

"Jerking off: Verb..."

[Awesome! (The first barrage in my life, dedicated to the UP master)]

[Show until it explodes! 】

【Impressed! Really convinced...]

【Livestock. 】

[I want to get all the information about this person within one minute! 】

【This is a big guy...】

Open the "Modern Chinese Dictionary" page 225, and show the contents to the camera.

Sure enough, word for word!

"In principle, I should continue to memorize the next one, but because the "Modern Chinese Dictionary" is too thick, just evaluating it once is not enough, so I will evaluate it again to prove the function of this quantum glasses." Chen Yu said. Pick up three dice and throw them away.

"Wow."

"This time it's three, three, six. Three hundred and thirty-six pages. I know, there must be people who will say that my dice have been tampered with, so I will temporarily add a random number. This random number is the one on my table. Seconds on a clock, it's..."

Chen Yu in the picture tilted his head, glanced at the time on the clock, and said: "Now the second hand has reached 47 seconds, then we will use 336 and add 47. The total is... I count Calculate."

Chen Yu snapped his fingers, and after a while, he raised his head: "The total is 383, so I will turn to page 383. Next, it will be the fourth time to witness a miracle!"

After finishing the words, he put on his quantum reading glasses and turned to page 383 of the "Modern Chinese Dictionary". It took a second to recite it.

"Scheme: noun, 1. Work plan. 2. Formulated procedures."

"Convenience: Adjective, 1. Convenience. Verb, 2. Make convenience; Give convenience... Verb, 5. Euphemism, refers to excretion and defecation."

"Instant noodles: noun, 1. Refers to pasta related to excretion..."

[However, I am uneducated, so I went to the world with a single sentence. 】

[Fuck! 】

[Fuck! +1】

[Fuck! +2】

[Fuck! +3】

[Cowhide! 】

[Cowhide! +1】

[Cowhide! +2】

In the picture on the screen, a round of barrage burst out...

After reciting the contents of the book verbatim, Chen Yu took off the long cloth covering his eyes and made a summary to the camera.

"Okay, now the evaluation is almost over. First of all, I would like to thank Daguangming Company for providing me with this technology product, and I am also very grateful to the viewers for their support. I promise that all the income from all my videos will be Donate to charitable foundations, generate electricity entirely with love, and please retweet! Coins! Share! Favorites! Next Monday, I will bring more exciting technology products."

"There is one more thing to announce. Starting from the fifth issue, the product evaluation will be converted to live broadcast and video. At that time, there will be real, high-tech, shocking technology products online! Real-time evaluation! We , see you there!"

As Chen Yu's last line and the advertisement fell, the screen fell into darkness.

...

At the same time, in an unlisted unit in Beijing.

The middle-aged man sitting on the first seat turned off the video, remained silent for a long time, and said hoarsely: "It seems that there is going to be a big trouble..."