Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 35 The second evaluation video (Part 2)

Sporadic bullet screens drifted past, and the dark picture gradually lit up, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.

"Dear viewers and friends, this is the second episode of the time-space evaluation program. Thank you very much for your support in the first episode of the program. The quantum reading glasses produced are the ones on my desk."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu patted the white box in front of him, and continued to explain to the camera: "This is a very awesome product, how awesome is it? In terms of practicality, it completely kills the one I reviewed last time." Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory."

【Undecided when things happen...】

【How much? I bought it! 】

[UP master, you are in big trouble, someone at station B has already analyzed the stone hammer! Your last video had no special effects at all, you were really building a nuclear bomb, we called the police, wait for death. 】

[The Quantum Stalker is out of date, can Grandma Pig not be too hot? Let's evaluate the basketball that can make people sing, dance and rap. 】

[Sand sculpture UP, online evaluation...]

After the barrage erupted briefly and then disappeared, Chen Yu in the screen stretched out his hand and opened the box directly: "Not much nonsense, let's start unpacking now, let me tell you, I have already unpacked the box to test this product, now everything is simplified .”

With that said, Chen Yu took out the quantum reading glasses in the box, knocked the box flying, and carefully placed the glasses on the evaluation table: "Okay, the unpacking is complete. Proceed to the next item, the evaluation introduction."

[Is this too simple? Wouldn't it be nice to simply cut off the unboxing link? 】

[The UP master is faster! Faster than a rabbit. (funny)】

【Fuck you! You brother, I've handed over my ass! 】

"Now you can see that this relatively thick eye is the product we are going to evaluate today. It is a high-tech product produced by Daguangming Company in 2144. It is a quantum reading eye. Since only I can experience the glasses, and experience this thing It's very subjective again, so I'm going to use facts to prove the magic of this glasses."

Picking up the Quantum Reading Eyes, Chen Yu straightened the mask on his face, put the glasses on his head, and raised his hands exaggeratedly: "Wow! Hahahaha! Woah! Awesome! Everyone knows that after I put on these glasses , What does it feel like? The whole world seems to be under my control! My myopia is gone, and I can see light! Green light all over the sky! I can see dust, bacteria, flu viruses, molecules, Particles, Cook... This is the quantum world! This is my moment..."

【…】

【ease-of-use. 】

[Scalp tingles from embarrassment. 】

【UP Lord, did you do it on purpose? 】

[It's so embarrassing. 】

[Your sand sculpture is so watery! 】

【Abandoned, abandoned, abandoned...】

【(⊙_⊙)】

...

In the Internet cafe, Chen Yu, who saw this paragraph, couldn't help covering his face under the reminder of the "bullet screen", and felt goosebumps all over his body in embarrassment.

"Black history, damn it."

It seems that he really has no eloquence and acting talent...

...

In the video, Chen Yu's "performance" is still going on.

I saw him take out ten thick books from under the temporary evaluation table, put them on the table, and said: "When I got this product from Daguangming Company, I was thinking, how can I How about intuitively showing the function of this quantum glasses? I am smart, and I quickly thought of a way..."

After all, Chen Yu picked up a "Xinhua Dictionary" and took out three dice from his pocket: "You can see these books I prepared, and I will turn the pages according to the numbers thrown by the dice. Recite the content inside without missing a single word. Well... it doesn’t have to be perfect, and it’s acceptable to have one or two mistakes.”

"And then, in order to avoid people saying that I cheated with editing, I also prepared this."

Chen Yu put three dice on the table, and took out a clock like a magic trick: "Everyone can carefully observe the hour, minute, and second hands on the clock. If I edit the video, it will definitely leave a flaw. So I think this This method is enough to guarantee the authenticity of the experiment."

"Of course, if there are still gangsters who think that I am fake, when the fifth period of evaluation starts, my evaluation form will be changed from video to live broadcast. At that time, I will find time to do this experiment again."

"Now, the experiment begins."

Picking up the three dice, Chen Yu showed them to the camera, and then threw them away.

"Wow..."

The three dice fell on the table and rolled a few times, each revealing the top number.

"One, three, four, add up to seven, then we will take out the seventh book. One, two, three... seven! This is it." Chen Yu counted from top to bottom to the seventh book, Pull it out, and put the cover to the camera: "This is the first book of ****, put it first... um... why is there **** in my house? Well, regardless of these, put it here first, and then we will continue Roll the dice to decide which page I'll memorize."

[I always feel that something is wrong. 】

[I, Gauss, play money. 】

[Dalang, stop beeping, it's time to take medicine...]

"Wow."

Three dice rolled on the table for a second, revealing three numbers.

"Two, two, five, two hundred and twenty-five pages. Next, it's time to witness the miracle!"

【Witness the moment of riding a prostitute! 】

[Did I turn yellow? 】

[The last issue, please cherish it. 】

【My backhand is just a report...】

Reach out and press the switch of the quantum reading glasses, and the outer frame of the glasses suddenly lights up with green soft light, flickering, very technological.

"Now, I can see the text prompt in the glasses, telling me that the source of information has been detected, that is, the **** in my hand. If you choose to enter the quantum reading state, blink your left eye, and refuse to enter the blink of your right eye."

"I blinked my left eye and successfully entered the reading state. Now I start to choose the reading level. From high to low, they are elementary, intermediate, advanced, and extreme. In order to memorize the 225 pages of content as soon as possible, I directly choose the extreme !"

As he spoke, Chen Yu began to shake his head up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

[UP is going to have a convulsion? 】

[It may be epilepsy. 】

[Is this the legendary quantum reading? It really is different from other coquettish sluts...]

[To be honest, since we are taking the evaluation route of fantasy sand sculptures, let’s have some fun. Like reviewing cruise missiles, definitely interesting. It's boring to fight the heat of Quantum. Is the Up master out of ideas? 】

...

At the same time, in a spacious room in an unlisted unit in the capital more than a thousand kilometers away.

Both sides of the desk were full of solemn men and women.

On the big screen against the wall, Chen Yu's second evaluation video is playing.

"Team leader, the detailed spectral analysis results have come out."

The door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and a young man wearing glasses handed a portfolio to the middle-aged man at the desk.

"Wait for a while to watch the video."

When the middle-aged man gave an order, the video on the big screen immediately paused. Then, he opened the file bag, took out the documents inside and looked through it carefully.

The more he looked, the worse his complexion became.

Five minutes later, the file was flipped through, and the middle-aged man clenched his fists: "It is certain that this video of the self-media evaluation in time and space does not have any digital special effects."

"That is to say..." the man sitting beside said hoarsely.

"That's right." The middle-aged man nodded: "In the so-called uranium-235 atomic energy laboratory's products, there are indeed high concentrations of uranium-235 and various illegal nuclear materials."

After all, the middle-aged man stood up suddenly and slapped the table: "Set it up, crack the hidden IP, analyze the video background, identify the accent, build a portrait of the criminal, and retrieve the records of every user who left a message, shared, and favorited in the video, Determine the location and identity of the criminal as soon as possible, and arrest him!"

"yes!"

Author: Brother, I want a recommendation ticket!

Reader: Here! Give it all! Is two hundred enough?

Author: Enough! Thank you bro! Brother is awesome!