The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

‘Are they the soldiers of He Jingyan? They’re too stupid!’ Xu Yangyi roasted inwardly, but he suddenly thought of the moments when He Jingyan had mistaken him as a girl at the first sight and had finally believed the truth after touching his manhood. Xu Yangyi twitched his mouth and thought, “They are exactly the soldiers of He Jingyan.”

All the soldiers still suspected the gender of Xu Yangyi, but at this time, Ji Guangming came  huffing and puffing. “Mrs. He, why are you here? I have been looking for you for a long time.”

‘Fortunately, I find you. If you got lost, I would be definitely killed by the colonel.’

Ji Guangming finally sighed with relief after he had seen Xu Yangyi. He patted his heaving chest and then calmly breathed.

‘Mrs. He?’ The soldiers were all shocked and frightened when hearing what Ji Guangming had called Xu Yangyi.

‘I know that the colonel got married yesterday, but I’ve heard that his wife was a cute girl with long hair! How could ‘she’ be a man? Although he is cute too, the problem is that our colonel’s wife should have long hair!’

‘What happened? Why did Ji Guangming call a man Mrs. He? If he is Mrs. He, then he must be the colonel’s wife! What? But he is a man, isn’t he?’

‘What happened on earth?’ the soldiers were all confused and stunned inwardly; so did the captain.

However, Xu Yangyi gave a glance at Ji Guangming with a poker face and then crinkled up his eyebrows. “Where is He Jingyan?”

‘Damn. I haven’t blamed him for taking all my clothes here yet.’

Hearing that Xu Yangyi had called the full name of the colonel, Ji Guangming was stunned but answered soon, “Colonel should be supervising their morning training at the 311 troop right now.”

“I don’t care whether it’s 311 or 411. Take me to meet this freaking cunning man right now! I need to talk to him.” Then, he cast a glance at Ji Guangming signalling him to lead the way.

Whereas, Ji Guangming twitched his face and thought, “Freaking cunning man? Is it our colonel?”

“Mrs. He, you are not allowed to call the colonel so, otherwise you would be punished for violating the military discipline.”

“What? I’m quite kind for not beating him to death. I would be punished? If He Jingyan dares to touch me, I would kick him to death.” Xu Yangyi was instantly irritated and completely didn’t take his own husband seriously.

Ji Guangming embarrassedly smiled and thought inwardly, “Never mind. I can’t afford to offend him.” He was about to lead the way for Xu Yangyi, but at this time, the captain twitched his mouth and said, “Ji Guangming, is he the bride who married the colonel yesterday?” The captain felt it hard to ask. Certainly, how could he still remain collected when he found that a man became their colonel’s wife?

“Are you kidding? I’ve heard that Mrs. He is a quite cute girl with long hair.”

“Ji Guangming, when do you like to joke so much?”

“Come on! You really freak me out.”

“Yes.”

“Colonel is a man, and he married another man. How weird it is! However, he is really much more adorable than a girl.” One man added finally.

These soldiers still didn’t believe the truth! Nonetheless, Ji Guangming pointed at Xu Yangyi and seriously explained, “He is exactly colonel’s wife. I didn’t lie to you guys.”

“W-h-a-t?” It was still unbelievable to them. Then, their face fell and one of them asked Ji Guangming with his voice quivering, “How would it be if someone violated our colonel’s wife?” Although they didn’t hear the answer yet, they already felt doomed, because they could surely know their fates.

However, insensitive Ji Guangming still responded without any hesitations straightforwardly, “Die.” Immediately, all the soldiers at present were petrified and lifeless, which looked quite funny at that moment.