The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“Old, old, old man?” The captain felt hurtful upon hearing what Xu Yangyi had called him.

‘I’m just 25 years old this year! I’m not that old! You little rude lass.’

Unlike the other people, this captain wasn’t bewitched by Xu Yangyi’s appearance. Perhaps it was because he should set a good example as a captain.

“Or what do you expect me to call you? Old fogey?” Xu Yangyi glanced at the captain, seeming that he was quite uninterested in that. Then he walked away, but at the next second, he whispered, “You actually look like a thirty-something. What’s wrong with me to call you that?”

Because Xu Yangyi’s voice wasn’t low enough, all the soldiers heard it and covered their mouth to secretly laugh. As for the captain, he was petrified as if he was shocked by lightning.

He narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists. The one thing he hated most was to be called old. He looked older than his actual age, so he had always been laughed by others. In fact, due to the intensive training in the scorching sun every day, he was seriously tanned which made it hard to distinguish his actual age, so he indeed looked like over 30 instead of 25.

“You little rude lass, stop right now,” the captain shouted. His eyes were burning flame of fury and he blocked the way of Xu Yangyi.

Xu Yangyi didn’t want to get entangled with him on this, but he instantly got furious when hearing what the captain had called him.

Xu Yangyi, looking dangerous, grabbed the collar of the captain. “What? Do you want a fight, old man?” Obviously, he was completely pissed off.

The captain was surprised and didn’t expect the fierce temper of Xu Yangyi who had such a cute face, but he was a soldier after all. There was no soldier who would refuse the challenge. He glanced at Xu Yangyi and scornfully said, “Don’t blubber later, little girl.”

‘Damn lass, little girl, girl…’ Xu Yangyi twitched his mouth and finally lost his cool. He roared, “Girl? I’m a man.” Once he had finished the words, he swiftly threw the captain out overhead. After that, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to have a big fight with the captain.

The soldiers all exclaimed. They really felt for the captain being flung to the ground.

The captain was stupefied and said, “A man? Are you a man?” He was too shocked and opened his mouth wide; he completely forgot about being flung to the ground by Xu Yangyi.

“Of course I’m a man! Are you freaking blind?” Xu Yangyi was even irritated by seeing that expression on the captain’s face.

At this time, the soldiers aside all sighed with disbelief and then laid their eyes on Xu Yangyi simultaneously.

“Man? Really? But he looks like a girl indeed!”

“Damn! He has no boobs actually!”

“They say that the cute girls are flat chested, and I have always thought it is true.”

“But his voice sounds like a boy!”

“No, no. I’m confused about it. She must be a girl! How can a boy have such an adorable face in this world?”

…

The soldiers were puzzled and surprised. They all thought that it was impossible for Xu Yangyi to be a boy because of his incredibly cute face. Nonetheless, it was reasonable and normal for them to be shocked; after all, all the soldiers in the troops were negligent men.