The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“He Jingyan, I’m not your f**king wife!” Xu Yangyi angrily stared at He Jingyan. He had gone ballistic.

However, He Jingyan was mischievous and found it interesting to tease Xu Yangyi, so he raised Xu Yangyi’s chin and evilly smiled, “Darling, don’t be shy! Everybody is looking at us!”

Whereas, when He Jingyan just finished the words and the smile didn’t fade on his face, Xu Yangyi already slapped He Jingyan’s face and wrathfully opened his eyes wide. “I’m not shy! Drop dead.” After that, he also kicked He Jingyan hardly without any mercy.

Seeing that, the subordinates including Ji Guangming were all deeply shocked by this jaw-dropping situation and their eyes almost popped out. They all exclaimed inwardly,

‘Oh my god. Slap our colonel? That’s sick!’

‘Is every woman fierce like this nowadays?’

‘How can she have such a great power in her small body?’

‘Her voice…? Why does her voice sound like a man? No, no, that’s impossible. She looks so beautiful and adorable. Maybe her voice just sounds like a man.’

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Everyone had miscellaneous speculations in their mind, but they had one thing in common: they saw Xu Yangyi with new eyes. All these subordinates had never seen their colonel being slapped like this, so they thought that Xu Yangyi would definitely be punished by He Jingyan and already felt a bit of sympathy for Xu Yangyi.

To their surprise, He Jingyan cheekily and shamelessly smiled, “Darling, could you go easy on me? I’m terribly hurt now.” He added, “After we go back home, I can give you a ‘massage’ and make you comfortable. Please don’t be angry with me.” Though he said so, he was making an intrigue in his mind.

At the moment, the subordinates were all dumbfounded and simultaneously confused inwardly, “Who is he? Is he still our colonel?”

However, after roasting, they scolded, “Hooligan.”

Certainly, they didn’t speak it out for fear of being severely punished by He Jingyan.

“Comfortable? Don’t be angry?” Xu Yangyi sneered, then crinkled his eyebrows up and glanced at He Jingyan. “I think that you probably feel unwell with your cock on your body, so how about I ask Long Shen to ease your burden?” With a spooky expression like a demon, Xu Yangyi looked like that he was really about to give Long Shen the command as he had just said.

If it were the other topic, Long Shen certainly wouldn’t be interested; however, when it came to cutting the cock, Long Shen sitting in front and driving the car showed his great interest. “That’s a good idea. Our colonel’s wife is brilliant.”

Xu Yangyi should have felt happy upon hearing Long Shen’s echo, because they could cooperate to fight against or verbally threaten He Jingyan, but the title “our colonel’s wife” Long Shen had addressed made Xu Yangyi twitch his mouth.

‘Wife? I’m a f**king man! How could they call me his wife?’

However, the subordinates didn’t understand the situation and they thought that Long Shen would cooperate with Xu Yangyi to cope with He Jingyan. All of them were secretly delighted in their minds and waiting for an exciting fight, but when they saw He Jingyan’s cold and sharp eyes, they hurriedly ran away and drove ahead.

No matter how stupid Ji Guangming was, he knew that He Jingyan was creepy right now, so he also got into the car at once.

Then, He Jingyan, such a psycho, pretended nothing had happened and ordered in loudly voice, “Everyone runs 100 laps after backing to the troop.”

Hearing that, the subordinates instantly sighed and abused inwardly, “You demon! I should not have watched their fight if I had seen it cominig.”

Uncommonly, Long Shen also twitched his mouth, because he was also included. ‘You bastard uses you power to punish us for your own private revenge.’

Although Xu Yangyi remained collected as it was none of his business, he also rebuked in his mind, ‘Psycho.’

Regardless of He Jingyan who was smiling at him, Xu Yangyi closed his eyes to get a break so as to suppress his impulse to beat He Jingyan dead when he saw him.