The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“Colonel and second lieutenant, what happened to you? Didn’t you two go for interrogating the prison?” ‘Why do you two look like the ones who were interrogated?’

The subordinates in assembling place didn’t know what had happened, so they looked at He Jingyan and Long Shen with confusion.

Nonetheless, when seeing the injured He Jingyan and Long Shen, they didn’t feel upset or anxious, because it was quite normal for men in the troop to get wounded.

“It’s weird. Why is the other door of the car gone?”One of the subordinates suddenly asked. Then the others finally noticed Xu Yangyi who was sitting behind He Jingyan.

Looking at charming and gorgeous Xu Yangyi in white wedding dress, all subordinates suddenly made a sound, showing their astonishment, and then all shouted, “She is the bride of our colonel, isn’t she?”

“She’s a woman, a beauty!”

“She looks like the beauty in the picture.”

“We finally have someone married in our troop! Why am I so excited for only thinking about that?”

“Does it mean that we can eat the meal cooked by woman if we have colonel’s wife here?”

“So she will help us do the laundries, won’t she?”

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All of them looked at Xu Yangyi with great expectation, but they were shocked by the dreadful look on Xu Yangyi’s face. Though they had no idea for what they had done wrong, Xu Yangyi’s stare gave them the creeps.

Whereas, when everyone knew that it was not appropriate to talk, one of the subordinates suddenly measure Xu Yangyi with his hands and said, “Colonel’s wife is shorter than what we imagined before. Oh no, I should say ‘dainty and cute’.” He was delightful for eventually finding suitable words and praised himself inwardly. However in the next second, he continued saying to the others whose faces fell by his side, “The only defect is that she is a little bit short.” He added this, which made it worse. He knew nothing about observing the others’ expression but gave more complains with no concern. Although the others aside were waving hands to prevent him from saying more, he was still confused and said, “What’s wrong with you guys? You are so quiet. Why are you guys just waving hands at me?” He was even speaking with his hometown accent, but because of his good appearance, he was also distinctive in such a group of tough men.

They continued hushing him, but what he said surprised everyone, “No one is sleeping, so why am I supposed to be quite?”

All of them were startled to nearly fell down and scolded inwardly, ‘Ji Guangming, you shall go to the hell.’

At the moment, Ji Guangming suddenly continued, “Didn’t you ever say that the wife of our colonel is bosomy? However, she is actually flat-chested!” What a dumbass he was!

After hearing that, everyone covered their faces with hands, and helplessness and hopelessness were written all over their faces. At last, they were unwilling to get involved and punished by He Jingyan, so they quickly pretended nothing had happened. Then, he whistled and got into the cars with their face twitching.

“Hey, why doesn’t you guys talk?” Finding they all got into the cars, Ji Guangming hurriedly followed. However at this time, He Jingyan suddenly said, “Ji Guangming, you’ll be responsible for taking care of my wife going forward.”

“Me?” Ji Guangming turned back and pointed at himself in bewilderment, saying, “But colonel, I’m a man, so it’s not suitable to take care of your wife! Maybe you’d better get someone else.” Ji Guangming looked quite upset about this task. As a matter of fact, he was quite honest and spoke out everything in his mind.

In other people’s minds, they thought that He Jingyan, who was quite rebellious, was playing a trick on Ji Guangming; however, in fact, He Jingyan asked Ji Guangming to take care of Xu Yangyi because of Ji Guangming’s honesty.

Anyway, He Jingyan didn’t get angry about what he had said – Xu Yangyi was indeed a little short and flat-chested, because he was actually a man.

Nonetheless, Xu Yangyi, who had different feelings from He Jingyan, was pissed off because all of them called him ‘the wife’ of colonel.