The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

Night, cozy bedridden.

Xiao Yu, who turned on the air conditioner and entered the sage time, was now a little lazy and did not want to move.

Shrinking in mu pouring arms, the feeling of being held by someone is not too strong, comfortable.

If the sister does not chase the drama at this time, it will be more comfortable.

Xiao Yu didn’t understand.

Why do women who are more intelligent like to watch some brain dramas?

Not only looking, but also laughing, aunt laughing!

“Sister, is this drama really interesting?” Watching horror movies and laughing, you at least have to give a little respect. ”

Looking at the mobile phone that was playing the brain-dead drama, Xiao Yu couldn’t understand, “By the way, this drama obviously doesn’t match your painting style.” ”

“Girls’ hobbies.”

Mu Qiangwu’s eyes were good, and he pinched the cheeks of his brother in his arms, and his beautiful face bloomed like a flower, “It’s like you boys naturally like to lie.” ”

“When did I lie?” Xiao Yu was not convinced.

“Huh?”

Mu Qianwu seemed to be smiling, “You shoot it, just so that I am not around you, you see it yourself?” ”

Xiao Yu: …

I was speechless.

No, I’ve got to struggle.

Save face for our boys… Xiao Yu argued according to reason, “I still think that it is not good to watch too many brain dramas, it will pull down iq, and I feel like I have been defrauded by telecommunications.” Watching such a drama, I can’t sleep without scolding it for a few words. ”

“Then tell me, how brain-dead is this drama?”

Mu Qianwu lowered his head and kissed his brother’s forehead.

“Just talk about the opening paragraph.”

Xiao Yu grinned, “The male and female protagonists lie on the bed and hug each other, a shot that lasts more than two minutes.” When do you think they’re going to do something… They really just hugged each other for more than two minutes and didn’t do anything? ”

“Can you still have any curiosity about this movie?” What’s the point? I just watched you cuddle together? I might as well open the new folder of my E drive. ”

“You say this again, the zombie virus broke out on the subway, and one person began to stab others madly… The rest of the people neither fled nor killed, one by one staring at it like a mentally handicapped, and then being stabbed to death one by one! ”

“It’s 2022, and people in horror movies still only scream, fall, and destroy butterflies… Oh my goodness. ”

“To put it mildly, the actor’s AI is not as tall as the mobs in the game!”

“Haha!” Mu Qianwu hugged his brother and laughed, “What about you?”

“Change me?”

Xiao Yu smiled contemptuously, “Then I will directly master W Lily to break through the defense, pick up the Lushan Shenglong to strike and fly, and then take a bag of rice to resist a few floors, and blow you up a colorful one…”

“Still zombies? A needle trying to stir the sea? I’ll give them a big meal and let them understand what sow postpartum care is! ”

“Sister, if you look at the back, what is bloody, disgusting, limbs, plasma, eyeballs, large intestines flying around… Is that plasma really not money? ”

“With a gentle poke, the blood rushed out, like digging up oil… How, the sow was bleeding heavily after giving birth? ”

“Can you have some common sense, how much blood does the human body have, and do you shed a big bucket of reality?”

“Actually, seeing this, for someone like me who is so Buddhist that he can brush up on his grievances three times, this film can no longer be described as a brain cripple.”

“The director is treating the audience as cerebral palsy, and also pressing the cerebral palsy of cerebral palsy to the ground and rubbing fiercely!”

“Is there really such a brain-dead?” Mu Qianwu was about to laugh and get angry.

“Still brain-dead?”

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, “Then I’m going to talk about the part that I can’t stand the most.” ”

“This film, from the beginning to the end, is to show its righteous position.”

“Or is it the kind of person who kills people in the name of justice, kills zombies, and kills everything as long as you can survive, then what are you doing justice?”

“O end times, zombies, who are you talking about justice to?”

“It’s like a bun with a dirty exterior, it’s all on it, and you’re going to trick someone into taking a bite.”

“Cherish your eyes, after seeing it, it is like walking into the Yasukuni Shrine Toilet, the smell of is smoking!”

“Don’t be.”

Laughing, the flower branch trembled and danced, slightly disgusted, “You are a policeman, gentle and elegant.” ”

“Gentle?”

Xiao Yu thought for a moment, “Do I have to say, give me a moment, let me wave goodbye to the impetuousness and noise of this world?” By the way, beauty is sorry, I’m going to meet a good brother, I hope to introduce you in a moment? ”

Mu Qianwu bit down on Xiao Yu’s neck.

The bully is always gone, and the wild cat is on the upper body.

Well, that’s how life is.

Xiao Yu gritted his teeth, aching, and happy.

When you have a daughter-in-law, you know a lot of things.

Like what……

BB cream is for wiping the face.

The menstrual period is not a zero-point refresh.

Girls don’t just shiver when they’re cold.

They look very proud and elegant.

But sometimes the heart is the same as duck egg yolk.

Not only do I like to listen to you talk.

I also like to hear you talk hooliganism.

There are no exceptions.

Oh, woman!

……

Early the next morning.

Xiao Yu walked into the kitchen.

Some time ago he said he wanted a small cotton jacket.

My sister has been a little crazy lately.

Crazy to want a second child!

Xiao Yu, who felt the faint pain in his old waist, wanted to cry without tears.

This is not a duck pear that I can afford!

But every time I think of Mu Qianwu to ride a horse.

As the horses gallop, undulate, jump…

Xiao Yu’s mood will become cheerful and stretched, and he will make breakfast with a smile.

Until…… Those familiar jade hands wrapped around his waist.

“Brother.”

Mu Qian’s delicate and seductive voice began to rise.

“What?” Xiao Yu asked with a smile on the porridge.

“No appetite.”

Like a cat, Mu Qianwu rubbed Xiao Yu’s back with his cheek, “Is it okay not to eat this morning?” ”

“No.”

Xiao Yu snorted softly, “At least eat a little, otherwise I will be angry.” ”

“If I finish eating…”

Mu Qianwu smiled, “Will you praise me?” ”

“Yes.”

Xiao Yu was also laughing, “Children who eat more will be praised.” ”

“A lifetime?” Mu Qianwu asked.

“Okay.” Xiao Yu answered.

Later.

Early one morning, the fog cleared.

Not only the morning, not only the fog.

What does that mean?

It turned out to be foggy.

I love you in front of you.

The fog cleared.

I love you to everyone.

When there is a difference of ten points and three points, it will also start to think about you.

Love you, indefinitely.

Love you, my wife!