The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

It’s hot in the summer.

Xiao Yu felt that between himself and the roast meat, there was only a pinch of cumin.

Still, he was excited to plant flowers in his garden.

Blue snowflakes are a kind of resistant and very beautiful flowers that can bloom continuously.

It is full of phosphate fertilizer throughout the summer, not to mention that it is easy to feed, and it can continue to sprout flower buds.

After opening one stubble, then opening a second stubble…

For the home in this life, Xiao Yu likes to take care of it himself.

I always feel that the home that I personally decorate is the most warm.

Mu Qianwu hugged the seven-month-old Mu Mu and stood under the eaves.

Looking at the cheerful and busy Xiao Yu, he smiled and shook his head.

Sometimes I think my brother is stupid and likes to do everything by himself.

It was as if he had been trying to take care of her.

Although you have children, crossing the street is still subconsciously owed to your hand.

Don’t let you help with cooking, saying that oil smoke is bad for the skin.

In the morning, in order to make you sleep more, he will take the baby to the living room to play.

When you got married, you said that you were going to spoil you as a little princess, and you did it.

I knew him, married him, and gave birth to Mu Mu.

It was husband and wife, brother and sister, who tasted the fireworks of the world.

It is the taste of happiness!

……

Planted a morning flower and finished lunch.

Xiao Yu, who put his son to sleep, stared at Mu Qianwu, who was working in the network office.

At this time, the female bully is always dressed plainly, it is difficult to hide the proud figure, and the curves are exquisite.

The most eye-catching thing is the slightest elegance.

It’s not a question of beauty or no beauty.

In Xiao Yu’s heart, Mu Qianwu was the kind of woman who was unique.

Of course, this did not delay him from doing things while his sister was working.

“Sister, are you still busy?”

“Do you still love me when you’re done?”

“Work is so interesting, why do you want to get married, is it to me off?”

“Mu Mu and I fell into the water, are you working, or are you sucking melon seeds?”

“Isn’t your brother having a job?”

Xiao Yu blinked his eyes, like a child who couldn’t eat sugar.

Mu Qianwu: …

His gaze shifted from the computer screen to Xiao Yu’s face, “Accompany you!” ”

“That’s it, sister, you can keep working.”

Xiao Yu did not act, and he was very proud to succeed in taking the woman’s road.

“Naughty again, beat you to death!” Mu Tian danced and laughed.

“I like to be angry with you, like the way you don’t like me and can’t kill me.”

Xiao Yu smiled evilly, “What can you do to beat me, you come here?” ”

Then, Mu Qianwu got up and gave Xiao Yu a kick.

Like her brother’s request, she is very willing to meet!

“Oops!”

Xiao Yu hurriedly begged for forgiveness, “Qiao Bean Sack, the gentleman does not move his mouth.” ”

“I’m a woman, not a gentleman.”

Mu Qianwu pinched Xiao Yu’s ear and slightly sniffed, “Say, dare you?” ”

“Don’t dare.”

Xiao Yu hugged Mu’s wild waist and smiled badly.

“Then you tell me.”

Mu Qianwu looked at his brother with charm and amorous anger, “I fell into the water with Mu Mu, who will you save first?” ”

“This multiple choice problem is more difficult for men than for the daughter-in-law and the mother to fall into the water at the same time and save the water first.”

Xiao Yu smiled, “I will dig a pit and bury myself before you fall into the water!” ”

“Haha!”

A smiling and beautiful Mu poured into his brother’s arms.

Some people drew bread and gave nothing.

Some people don’t say anything, but they give everything.

This kind of truth, Mu Qianwu understands better than anyone!

Wrapping his arms around his sister, Xiao Yu felt that he was very witty.

Real man, just so witty.

Where the sun can’t get in.

Witty men can reach.

I’m proud!

……

Afternoon.

Xiao Yu went to the criminal investigation brigade and walked around.

After chatting with the boss for a while, the brigade did not have any cases and was ready to go home with the children.

Outcome…… The unlucky apprentice came.

“Master, save me!”

Wang Cheng wept and asked for help.

Xiao Yu didn’t say a word, turned his head and left.

Lao Tzu is a nanny?

When the apprentice dies, I will buy soda and melon seeds!

“Master, help me.”

Wang Cheng Wrapped his arms around Xiao Yu’s arm and said pitifully, “Can’t you bear to watch your apprentice die alone?” ”

“Let it go, the man will not be kissed.”

Glancing at the unfortunate disciple, Xiao Yu was helpless, “What’s the matter?” ”

“Sister Yan yu hasn’t paid much attention to me lately.” Wang Cheng said.

Who is Sister Yan?

Oh, Zhou Yanyu, Mu Qianwu’s secretary, the apprentice’s blind date.

Last time I also made a date with someone, I ended up with a case…

“Isn’t that normal?”

Xiao Yu skimmed his lips, “People are not familiar with you now, so why should they pay attention to you?” ”

“This…”

Wang Cheng was speechless, “However, we are all on a blind date, and she still comes out to dinner with me, which should be interesting to me, right?” ”

“It’s interesting to you to come out to dinner with you?” Xiao Yu rolled his eyes.

“Isn’t it?” Wang Cheng couldn’t understand.

“Huh!”

Xiao Yu sneered, “Didn’t the old man tell you that you should lick the thread straight before wearing the needle?” ”

Wang Cheng: ???

What do you mean?

“It means.”

Xiao Yu was completely speechless to the apprentice, “If you want to let the family be with you, you have to pursue it, you have to have a process, right?” How, eat two meals with you, who do you think you are? ”

“Oh, that’s it.”

Wang Cheng scratched his head and laughed, “I’m not chasing, but if I go to watch a movie with Sister Yanyu, go to the playground or something, will it seem like I’m a novice?” ”

Xiao Yu: …

He was utterly speechless.

“Actually, I just want to show my grandfathers in Sister Yanyu.”

Wang Cheng smiled and said, “By the way, Master, when do you think you are the most grandfather?” ”

“Every time my sister beat me, I didn’t get down on my knees.”

Xiao Yu said seriously.

Wang Cheng:( ̄□ ̄!)

“Ask you a question.”

Xiao Yu’s face was now serious, “Do you think it is more important to pretend to be grandfathers or to have girlfriends?” ”

“Ah this…”

Wang Cheng thought for half a day, “It should be a girlfriend, right?” ”

“It’s not too silly.”

Xiao Yu sneered, “Then do you know that ninety percent of the people who like to scold others for licking dogs are single dogs, and they will also expose the fact that they are single dogs?” ”

Wang Cheng: …

I rub… I seem to have liked to say that others lick dogs?

Wang Cheng’s face suddenly turned white, no wonder I don’t have a girlfriend!

“Then do you know why girls like scumbags?”

Xiao Yu stared at his apprentice as if he were looking at an idiot.

“This…”

Wang Cheng quickly shook his head, “I don’t know. ”

“Scumbags are changeable.”

Xiao Yu hated that iron was not steel, “People can lick dogs, can milk dogs, can wolf dogs, can meet all the requirements of girls, even if they can’t be a dog king, they can also be sea dogs.” When people and little sisters are in love, what can you do except envy and scold people? To keep pace with the times of the little brother, don’t care about any dog, first chase the girl to the hand is the skill. You are a single Wang there is not even a woman around, with whom to pretend to be grandfathers, lonely grandfathers? ”

Wang Cheng was scolded by the master.

Cold sweat, suddenly enlightened.

“Remember.”

Xiao Yu patted his apprentice’s shoulder, “Even if one day the world is adjourned and the zombies erupt, when there is no chance of survival, it will be the other way around.” Let the zombies bite you first, at least you can also bo a management. Don’t be stupid and go with the flow, be taken by a group of two idiots to take the rhythm! ”