Strange Life of a Cat

"In the university?" Ermao frowned.

He really has never thought about renting a house in Chuhua University. Generally speaking, if you are in the school, you are more restricted, unlike outside where you can have fun as you want.

“I remember there were people renting out there, but there was just a little resistance, but the atmosphere was good and quiet enough, allowing you to sleep until you wake up naturally. The average quality of the people living around you was high. People who were close to red were red, and those who were close to ink were black. In the past Didn't some magazine say that the residential environment has an impact on people's character? It's time for you to calm down." Wei Leng said with an elder's tone.

Er Mao curled his lips from behind and said nothing.

In fact, Wei Leng wanted Er Mao to live there because he wanted Er Mao to be the most worrying one among his brothers. Although he looks ignorant, he actually understands many things in his heart. However, in the past few years, he has probably met some people from various religions and religions outside. Wei Leng is afraid that Er Mao will continue to hang out after coming to Chuhua City, although he does not expect this guy to come immediately. The prodigal son turned back, but he also hoped for a better transition.

Wei Leng was not sure about the environment in other parts of Chuhua University, but the family compound in the East District was indeed very good. If Er Mao could get some positive energy from those retired teachers, Wei Leng would be quite satisfied and called the master. Sometimes I can feel more confident.

As for the resistance to renting a house there, Wei Leng believed in Er Mao's ability. After all, Er Mao was not the ignorant young man he seemed to be. If he really had to make a decision, he would definitely have a way. Wei Leng himself lived close to here. If something happened to Er Mao, he would never go to his father. As a senior brother, he would have to be responsible for wiping his ass in time.

In addition to Er Mao's reasons, Wei Leng also considered the Jiao family. Associate Professor Jiao will leave soon. During the period when he leaves, Wei Leng himself will definitely not be able to watch all the time. If Ermao is here, he can also help take care of the Jiao family. I heard that taking care of people can To increase your sense of responsibility, let Ermao try it.

Zheng Tan had no idea that someone was already planning a family compound in the East District. He was planning the arrangements for the next week.

The Jiao family is counting down the days every day, and the time until Jiao's father leaves is getting closer and closer. Zheng Tan is also counting the days.

One afternoon, Zheng Tan was lying on the sofa and looking at the calendar on the wall. Next Monday I will probably spend the whole day at Xiao Guo's Pet Center. On Friday night there will be a foreign band performing there. On Saturday Fang Sanye went to see Lao Liu to discuss business. Zheng Tan followed him there and talked to Lao Liu and him. His son Liu Yao "driving" a toy car... Apart from these things, Zheng Tan didn't plan to go out for a long walk before Dad Jiao left. He just walked around the school and slept on the tree in the East District compound most of the time. When the Jiao family comes back, they can look over there and see it.

However, Zheng Tan also thought, after Jiao's father left, would his life be more difficult? Because most of the time Zheng Tan went out for a walk, Jiao's mother agreed. Jiao's mother was relatively conservative. Zheng Tan went out to play many times, especially at night. Jiao's mother was opposed to it at first. She was frightened by the cat trapping incident. I always felt that there were cat dealers everywhere outside at night and it was not safe. I was afraid that Zheng Tan would not be able to come back after he went out.

What if Jiao's father is not here and Zheng Tan makes any mistake outside, such as coming home a little late, getting slightly injured in a fight outside, etc., and Jiao's mother won't let him go out? Do you want to stay at home all day? It will definitely make you suffocate to death, and you will probably suffer from depression. After getting used to running outside, Zheng Tan deeply felt that staying at home was a waste of time because he could only sleep at home.

Zheng Tan rolled around on the sofa and hung his head on the edge of the sofa. The tip of his tail moved rhythmically, thinking about what to do next. His eyes swept across the living room and stopped at the master bedroom.

The door of the master bedroom is open, and the door leading to the balcony is also open. It is ventilated and the sun shines in, raising the room temperature by several degrees. However, Zheng Tan wasn't staring there because the master bedroom was well-lit and airy. The object that made him such a target was actually the bulky-looking desktop computer placed on the desk.

This computer is usually only used by Dad Jiao, but not by Mom Jiao very much. Jiao Yuan and Xiao Youzi are only allowed to play on weekends. Dad Jiao is afraid that Jiao Yuan will become addicted to playing games, so he strictly limits the time.

A password was set for the computer, and apart from Jiao Ma, only Zheng Tan knew the password. Dad Jiao usually surfs the Internet and uses the computer. Zheng Tan is often watching from the side, and he is quite familiar with the password.

Think about it, Jiao's father is abroad, Jiao's mother is working again, and Jiao Yuan and Xiao Youzi have classes from Monday to Friday. In this way, Zheng Tan can surf the Internet safely and boldly without fear of being discovered by Jiao's father. Jiao Ma doesn't have that strong observation ability, so Zheng Tan won't be discovered if he is careful.

I haven’t been online for a long time.

Although Dad Jiao knew that his cat was different, he never would have thought that his cat had already started thinking about computers.

After finally thinking of something to kill time at home, Zheng Tan jumped off the sofa with satisfaction and decided to go out for a walk.

Chuhua City is heating up very quickly and will not wait for you to prepare mentally. After the weather warmed up, we no longer saw those coats, cotton-padded jackets, down jackets and the like.

Big Fat squatted on the balcony of his house, kicking his paws and basking in the sun. When he saw Zheng Tan coming out of the building, he opened his squinted eyes to take a look, and then continued to take a nap with his eyes closed, showing no intention of moving at all.

Zheng Tan didn't see the other two, and the police chief stopped barking around recently. I wonder if he went to look for the female cat elsewhere.

As he slowly walked out of the courtyard gate, Zheng Tan found a man wearing sportswear and sunglasses squatting on a stone pier beside the road in front of the East District compound, holding a lollipop in his mouth. When Zheng Tan came out, this man kept staring at Zheng Tan, with a weird smile on his lips, and he really deserved a beating.

Zheng Tan just glanced at it casually at first and didn't look at it any more. He cursed in his heart that he was crazy and was not going to pay attention to it. But after taking two steps, he suddenly stopped.

wrong!

You must know this person!

Zheng Tan turned his head and looked at the person squatting on the stone pier. After taking a closer look, he realized that no matter how thick the sunglasses were, he couldn't block his sexy temperament. This girl was the idiot Ermao!

Different from the last time Zheng Tan saw Ermao, today Ermao was not wearing the non-mainstream clothes, and his hair was dyed black again. He was wearing sportswear similar to the students on the campus sports field. If you remove the sunglasses, look It goes well with the atmosphere here.

Seeing Zheng Tan looking over, Ermao raised his hand and said hello, "Hey, Black Coal, let's go out and play."

Zheng Tan: "..." Black coal, your uncle!

People who add and omit characters in other people's names for no apparent reason deserve the most damn punishment.

Zheng Tan looked around and saw that the entrance to the compound was indeed not a good place for a fight. Forget it, let Er Mao go this time. Zheng Tan turned around and continued walking forward, walking faster, not wanting to stay here to face Er Mao anymore.

"By the way, Black Coal, I will move here in a few days. Well, according to preliminary estimates, it should be in your building." Ermao said slowly.

When Zheng Tan heard the words behind him, he stopped suddenly and looked at Er Mao with his ears open, trying to tell whether Er Mao's words were true or false.

Zheng Tan originally thought that Er Mao was like a person like Long Qi, who would stay as far away from a cat as possible. But looking at Er Mao's despicable appearance, is this guy ready to "swim upstream" and become more courageous with every setback? Obviously, Ermao is the kind of person who dislikes you more and more often shows his presence to disgust you.

but……

Zheng Tan thought about the residents in his building. Many teachers in the compound were repulsive to people outside. They felt that people outside were too complicated, ignorant and distrustful. In Building B, where the Jiao family lives, although there are indeed some residents who don't live here very often, if they want to rent out their rooms to people outside the school, the first person they have to face is Old Man Lan. Old Man Lan resents renting out houses to unreliable people for money. Giving gifts, bribes and taking away favors will not only have no effect, but will make Old Man Lan even more disgusted. If you can't take these paths, what can you do?

After feeling that the chance of Ermao's success was low, Zheng Tan felt relieved, ignored Ermao and trotted away.

Er Mao looked at the black cat walking away and muttered in a low voice: "You really understand!"

Feeling that Er Mao's success rate in renting a house was low, Zheng Tan did not take Er Mao's words at ease, thinking that they were just said by Er Mao to make him angry. It wasn't until Sunday morning when Dad Jiao took Jiao Yuan and Xiao Youzi for a run, and Zheng Tan ran with him. When they passed the school square and saw the only man among the old ladies doing fan dances, they suddenly felt Wake up, this guy Ermao may be telling the truth.

On the other side of the square, a group of old ladies were dancing with fans in their hands. Some students were smiling and looking over there. They were used to seeing old ladies doing fan dances. This was the first time they saw young men in their twenties doing this. But she was still dancing with that bright red feather fan, and she was not affected by the people around her at all. She made a group of old ladies laugh, especially old lady Zhai, who smiled so kindly at Er Mao. .

If you can deal with old lady Zhai, why worry about not being able to deal with old man Lan?

Zheng Tan suddenly realized that Er Mao was following the path of being a friend of middle-aged and elderly women!

I have to say that Er Mao is really thick-skinned, and those old ladies seem to like this kind of shamelessness. They think that today's young people are too shy and care about face, so they can't let it go.

As if to confirm Zheng Tan's conjecture, three days later, when Zheng Tan passed by the small flower garden, he saw Er Mao working in it.

"Teacher Lan, where do you put this pot of flowers?" Er Mao stood over there holding the flower pot.

Let’s talk about Old Lan. Compared to the title “Professor”, sometimes he prefers “Teacher”. But most people, in order to show respect and show Old Lan’s high moral character, call him “Professor Lan”, “ "Old Lan" and so on, but unfortunately Old Lan may not necessarily appreciate it, and now the title Er Mao simply scratches Old Lan's itch.

"Put it there, next to the potted cuckoo." Old Man Lan pointed to a place.

"Where's this pot of azalea?"

"Put it over there."

…

Watching Er Mao help move the flower pots and dig the soil, Zheng Tan had to admit that Er Mao's goal was almost achieved.

Because of this matter, Zheng Tan has been in a really bad mood recently.

As he was walking back to the compound, Zheng Tan was thinking about how he had messed up the matter of Er Mao, when he suddenly heard a childish and crisp childish voice coming from diagonally in front of him.

"Black——brother——"

Zheng Tan did not stop after hearing the cry, but walked forward faster. I cursed in my heart: Fuck!

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