Strange Life of a Cat

From the first meeting, Zheng Tan and Er Mao gave each other bad reviews. And this kind of bad review cannot be reversed by Wei Leng in just two sentences.

While Er Mao was talking to Wei Leng about his life experiences in the past two years, his eyes glanced at Zheng Tan from time to time.

As for Wei Leng, while talking to Er Mao, he kept peeling peanuts, giving some to Zheng Tan and keeping some for himself.

Like a slave! Er Mao felt very contemptuous when he saw Wei Leng's behavior. But they are brothers after all. They have known each other for so many years, and Er Mao also understands Wei Leng. If this cat is not really capable, Wei Leng will never treat him like this.

Lucky Cat?

Maybe.

Having never had any contact with or seen it with his own eyes, Er Mao was still skeptical. He would not admit anything that he had not seen or heard with his own eyes and ears. Even if it was what Wei Leng said, he would discount the so-called "facts". .

Zheng Tan lay on the sofa and waited until he had peeled enough peanuts before jumping onto the coffee table to nibble on the peanuts.

"Have you thought about what you are going to do next?" Wei Leng asked Er Mao.

"I've been traveling around for the past two years and started a small business. Now I don't plan to do anything for the time being. I just want to rest and enjoy myself, and then sleep until I wake up naturally every day."

When Er Mao was talking, his eyes were still drifting towards Zheng Tan. Seeing Zheng Tan concentrating on chewing peanuts, he jumped up from the chair and struck with lightning speed!

Snapped!

"Conquer the demons and suppress the demons!"

After a successful blow, Ermao quickly evacuated and retreated five meters away.

Wei Leng and Zheng Tan: "..."

Zheng Tan really didn't expect what Er Mao would do. Although they didn't think well of each other, perhaps because of Wei Leng, Zheng Tan didn't feel any malice from Er Mao. Because of this, Zheng Tan's vigilance The sexiness was also reduced a lot, and I was completely unprepared, but in the end I got caught.

Ermao didn't hit him, but his quick attack was just to put a piece of "paper" on Zheng Tan's forehead.

Zheng Tan didn't know what was drawn on the piece of paper on his forehead, but looking at the situation, Zheng Tan could guess that it was the legendary talisman for summoning gods and ghosts, subduing demons, and curing diseases and disasters. !

Subduing demons and suppressing demons?

The demon that subdues the evil is suppressing the demon of your uncle! Damn it!

Paralyzed!

Zheng Tan shook his head and shook off the sticky "note" on his forehead. He stopped chewing peanuts, jumped off the coffee table with his paws, and rushed towards Er Mao.

If I don't get angry, you really think I'm weak and can be bullied!

So, one person and one cat started fighting in the private room. At first, Er Mao used a feather pillow on the chair to block it, but found that the pillow was quickly scratched to pieces. After realizing that he had seriously underestimated the enemy's attack power, Er Mao covered his head with his coat and hid towards Wei Ling. .

After the feather pillow was scratched, feathers were flying everywhere in the private room, and the neat private room was suddenly in a mess.

Wei Leng was watching all this. He really wanted to drag this guy Ermao over and beat him up hard. He was in his twenties, but he still looked so unreliable. Many times, his words and actions always made people want to beat him up first.

After ten minutes of commotion, Zheng Tan squatted on the coffee table and continued to chew peanuts. However, judging from the sway of his tail, you could tell that Zheng Tan was not in a good mood. Anyone would be labeled as "Conquering Demons and Suppressing Demons" Fu would not be happy, not to mention that Zheng Tan already had secrets in his heart.

Er Mao slowly moved towards the chair. His coat was almost scratched into strips. However, for Er Mao, as long as there was no injury on his face, he didn't need to worry about anything.

"Er Mao, what do you think you care about with a cat?" Wei Leng said.

Er Mao balled up the torn coat and put it next to him, "Didn't you say that you want me to get along well with this cat? The relationship between men is born from fighting, just like we are brothers, and the relationship is born from beating each other." ah?"

Wei Leng rubbed his forehead and stopped worrying about the fight. Instead, he pointed at the "talisman" that had been stepped on several times and asked, "Where did you get that thing?"

Zheng Tan chewed the peanuts more slowly and turned his ears to that side. He also wanted to know where this guy Er Mao got this so-called talisman. Is he really planning to subjugate demons?

Er Mao thought about it for a moment and replied: "When I came to Chuhua City, I saw an old man at the train station. He was carrying a bag and a notebook. He chased me and asked me to show my love. He also wrote his name in the notebook. I After giving me ten yuan, he gave me a piece of this stuff, saying it was used to subjugate demons."

In some places such as stations or platforms, there will always be people begging or offering love. When there are more people, it is difficult to distinguish between true and false. Gradually, I don’t know whether the society is too indifferent or people have become shrewder. Or maybe those scams have catalyzed people's indifference. When it comes to offering love, people's first reaction is "liar" rather than sympathy.

Zheng Tan didn't know if Er Mao knew what was going on, but looking at him like that, even if he knew, he was just spending money to have fun and didn't care at all.

So, this so-called "talisman" is actually just a souvenir bought for ten yuan?

Zheng Tan felt inexplicably relieved.

Wei Leng's attention was not on the souvenir "talisman", but on him: "Did you really write your name on that book?"

"I've written it. Why not? It cost me ten yuan. It was written with the hard-pen calligraphy I have practiced for more than ten years. It will kill N+1 of the names above!"

"Really? In that case, when those people writing their names in the book will know that a person named Wang Ming donated ten yuan." Wei Leng said in a teasing tone.

"Am I not that stupid to write my own name and tell others that I have also been cheated? That would be so shameless."

Sometimes, those who give money do not do so voluntarily, but are "required" to donate. There were reports in newspapers about passers-by being beaten for not giving money. Therefore, some people feel that "love" that does not come from one's own will is very shameless, especially men with strong self-esteem.

Since Er Mao said that he wrote a name in the notebook, but it was not his name, then whose name did he write at that time? Just made it up?

"Whose name did you write?" Wei Leng wondered.

"Wang Bin." Er Mao said proudly.

Zheng Tan, Wei Leng: "..."

I don’t know what his brother Ermao’s reaction will be when he finds out about this. And this is probably just an inconspicuous part of the things Er Mao has done. Zheng Tan wondered whether he would see Wang Bin's name on the advertisements for certificate processing, gas supply, drilling, floor grinding, sewer opening, or the treatment of stubborn diseases posted on the antenna poles in the future. I really can’t say for sure.

Zheng Tan felt that if he were Wang Bin, he would beat Er Mao until he didn't even know his father.

Wei Leng continued to rub his forehead, "You will really bring hatred to yourself. You are just seeking death."

Er Mao didn't take it to heart at all. He leaned over and said to Wei Leng, "Look!"

Wei Leng glanced at him in confusion, "You have acne? Are you thick-skinned again? Or do you want me to slap you?"

"What?" Er Mao waved his hand, pointed at his ears, and said proudly: "Did you see it, super invincible big earlobes, as the old people often say, longevity and good fortune."

Zheng Tan took a look and found that the so-called "super invincible" was a bit exaggerated, but compared to some people with small earlobes, Er Mao's earlobes were indeed considered big.

Originally, Er Mao had to wait for Wei Leng's envy and jealousy, but Wei Leng said calmly: "Don't talk nonsense. Although I haven't read much, I also know that earlobes are hereditary. What uh... dominant inheritance, you have to thank your parents, we have to respect science."

Er Mao leaned back and stared at Wei Leng seriously for two seconds, "Brother, when did you start to 'respect science'? And you still engage in such profound questions."

Zheng Tan was also surprised by Wei Leng's words, let alone Er Mao. Was Wei Leng influenced by Father Jiao and the others?

Wei Leng didn't think there was anything wrong with him, and continued: "Double eyelids, high nose bridge, big earlobes, long eyelashes, etc. all belong to this dominant inheritance. Oh, and the chin is also hereditary. Look at those celebrities, Dad Mom’s chin is not that pointy, but they are completely different on TV. It’s obvious that most of them have plastic surgery.”

Er Mao still looked at Wei Leng with a suspicious attitude, not because he doubted the content of Wei Leng's words, but because he was confused that Wei Leng would say such things. Based on Er Mao's understanding of Wei Leng, this senior brother usually reads more newspapers on current affairs, military affairs, and sports in his free time. When did he switch to reading science newspapers? Is it hereditary? I used to despise those so-called experts and professors, but why has it changed now? There must be some reason!

However, Wei Leng did not wait for Er Mao to ask more questions and changed the subject to talk about other things.

Zheng Tan continued to listen nearby. When he came today, he thought he would hear something about Ye Hao's side, but until now, Wei Leng had no intention of telling him. It seemed that he was not ready to let Er Mao know. Also, although Er Mao and Wei Leng are brothers, Er Mao and Ye Hao are completely unknown to each other, and their trust in each other is limited. From this, Zheng Tan can also infer that Ye Hao's matter about that thing is indeed Very important, high confidentiality. It seems that I didn't expect to hear any useful news today.

After listening to the concert for a while in the evening, the two of them and the cat left the night building.

Wei Leng first sent Zheng Tan back to Chuhua University, and then drove Er Mao to where he lived.

In the car, without Zheng Tan staring there, Er Mao seemed much more at ease.

"Senior Brother Wei, I will stay with you for a while. I will move out within two weeks. Two weeks should be enough for me to find a satisfactory house." Er Mao said.

"Why bother? You can stay at my place. Anyway, I'm usually at the company. If I have you, we two senior fellow apprentices can keep me company."

"Come on, Senior Brother Wei, we have known each other for these years, and I still don't know you," Ermao winked ambiguously, "Do you have a goal? Hurry up, you see, the children of people around your age are all grown up. In the past, It's a responsibility, it's inconvenient, so you have to hold on tight now, don't think I can't see it. Leave your house to you and your sister-in-law, I won't make light bulbs."

Although it seems unreliable, his observation skills are not weak. Wei Leng will not change what Er Mao decided no matter what.

Wei Leng was not pretentious and said, "Okay, but have you decided whether to rent or buy a house?"

"It depends on the situation. If you like it, buy it. Anyway, I have made some money by selling things to others in the past two years, and there is a deposit on the card. Renting is not bad. After all, I haven't decided how long to stay in Chuhua City." Er Mao He leaned on the back seat and tapped the seat with his fingers, "Brother, do you have any good suggestions?"

Wei Leng was silent for a while and said, "Chuhua University is pretty good, such as the staff rooms."

(2.18)