Short Horror Stories

I'm so depress right now. I need something or someone to vent on. I went to the bar to drink some alcohol in hope of being able to forget my problem. The bartender then started talking to me. "So what's the problem?" he said. "You know, most people comes here looking like that because they have problems. So what's yours? " he continued. "My girlfriend left me. She promised me she won't but then she just did. " I answered. "You know what? Take her to a room with you and do that thing. You know what I mean." he said with a wink. "That's how I married my wife. " he added. I then smiled and thank him. I went to the cemetery with a shovel to get her out. Now she won't leave me alone.