Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 21, X

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Today, when I was scanning Moments, I found that Wu Yunfei had posted a dynamic, which was a popular routine some time ago. At first glance, only half of the story is said, but after clicking on the "full text" you can see the complete information.

He said in the upper half of "other people’s cuties are sweet and warm, and my family’s"

Is his cutie me?

With excitement, I clicked on "Full Text", slid through the long blank area, and finally saw a sentence:

"Hahahahahahaha, the little idiot must have thought I was going to praise him, and then stupidly opened the full text."

Am I being molested in the air?

But having said that, he used to be the most popular among relatives and friends. He had a lot of likes for anything he posted, but today he didn't have a like.

I felt a little strange, but I still clicked a like.

"Hahahahaha, the guy who liked it, did you click it?" he said.

"Tap it on... Don't you think you are afraid of being beaten when you play this way?" I asked.

Fortunately, I was the one who opened it. If it were his dad, he would definitely say that he was out of shape.

"~￣▽￣~Are you going to hit me? It's a pity that you can't hit me if you want to fight!" He said.

He seems to be in a good mood. Could it be that something good has happened?

"Liu Anhua is another village. The theme last time almost killed me, but this time I got God's blessing." He said.

I started to wonder what the subject of this time was, but he refused to reveal it at all, and mysteriously told me that I would see it on Saturday.

"By the way, are you happy to grab my first thumbs up for the first time?" he asked.

To be happy is to be happy, but I don't understand what this is all about.

Did he set up a function that no one but me can like? Does WeChat have such a magical function?

"Because only you can see this circle of friends!" He said, "Is it moved for you to see it by yourself?"

So his little cute is really me!

I feel so sweet in my heart, it feels like I've soaked my heart in a honey jar.

"Is there time? I have something to tell you." He said.

As long as he finds me, I have time at any time.

In this way, after a while, he dialed my phone.

What he is going to say is about Zhang Yan.

It turned out that the police had been eyeing their group a long time ago, but because no one reported the incident, they didn't do anything.

After I finished talking to my father yesterday, the legal team immediately began to work overtime to sort out the crimes committed by Zhang Yan and his gang, and hand them over to the public security department.

Although the case has not been formally opened for investigation, Zhang Yan and the others have heard the movement and called Wu Yunfei for help.

"Why are they looking for you?"

Wu Yunfei is not a policeman, are they useful to find him?

"Isn't there a rumor on the Internet that we have an extraordinary relationship? He wants me to beg for help." He laughed.

"Do you want to intercede?" I asked.

"Follow them! This kind of social **** should have gone to jail for a good reflection." He said, "It is said that the police found that they were related to drug gangs, and I don't know if they are real or fake."

Generally speaking, this kind of underground gangs will always be more or less linked to some illegal and criminal activities. If they are not found, they will be fine. If they are found, a series of things will be involved.

I told him to pay attention to his safety, and don't care about those people's affairs.

"I never expected that guy would come and beg me one day." He smiled, "You don't know how arrogant he was back then."

"How arrogant?" I really want to know.

"Damn, when is it your turn to ask Lao Tzu?" His tone suddenly became furious, and I almost dropped my phone on the floor with a fright.

"Are you surprised? It's probably so arrogant." He said.

"Can you tolerate this tone?"

"Of course I can't bear it, so I forced myself out of the world with my fists." He said, "Who said that GAY are all idiots? I can kick them three meters away!"

"Why do you always get hurt when you can fight like that?" I asked.

"Two fists are hard to beat with four hands. They can't hold back their many and powerful people..." Wu Yunfei said, "At that time, I often had the urge to chop them off by the knife.

Upon hearing this, my heart suddenly lifted.

In my heart, this guy has always been a happy sand sculpture.

"I'm really sorry..."

Apart from apologizing, I really don’t know what to say.

He had endured so much by himself at the beginning, but I didn't know anything as a young man.

"The matter is over, and you weren't a little busy at that time without helping."

After a pause, he said again: "You know? At that time, my happiest time was to talk to you through the window in the afternoon... I handed you the gadgets I bought from the outside, and then you hid me in you Hand out the clean clothes of the house."

"What's the blessing of this?" I felt a little funny.

"No matter what happens outside, there is a cutie who will always wait for me at the window." He said, "At that time, you were super cute, and you would fold me paper stars with words written in it. Everyone thought I had a girlfriend..."

I don't remember what I thought at that time. It seems that the stack of paper stars was super popular for a while.

I heard those girls say that if they write their wishes on a piece of paper, and then stack them into stars to give to those they like, the wishes can come true.

It wasn't that I had any different feelings towards Wu Yunfei at that time, but giving this kind of stuff to others would inevitably cause misunderstandings, so I just gave it to him... I didn't expect this guy to remember that until now.

"Do you remember what the wish was written in the stars?" he asked.

Of course I remember, but I feel embarrassed to think about it now.

Why did I write something like that in the first place?

"You folded a total of 1,314 paper stars for me, half of which said'Longevity', half of which said'Healthy and Happiness'." He laughed, "How are you afraid of me? Died early!"

"You actually took them all apart?" I was a little surprised.

It is easy to fold the stars, but it is troublesome to take them apart.

"Yeah, I took each one apart, and then folded it up again." He said, "In the beginning, I was excited about opening an egg every day, but after a long time I found that what you write every day The same is the same, but the difference is small."

"You didn't tell me that you would take it apart! If you do, I will write you something else." I said.

"What to write?" he asked.

"I change my confession every day. Three hundred and sixty-five days without repetition." I smiled. "If you don't believe it, we can restore this tradition. If there is one day in a year, I will write something like before. Same, I will leave you at your disposal."

"This is what you said." He smiled. "If you can't write it then, don't blame me for being selfless."

"That's it." I glanced at the Elemental Devourer who was licking its paws, and added, "The Elemental Devourer can testify."

Hearing my name, the little guy raised his head and moved his ears.

"Meow~"

"Listen, it's saying'OK'," I said.

"You and that silly cat are having fun all day long. I am worried that I won't have my place when I get home." He said sourly.

"How could it happen? Yuan Chew beast is my baby, but you are my irreplaceable baby." I said.

May 22, X

The weather is overcast

Although I have always claimed to be an otaku, almost half of the things that rot circles often say can't be understood.

In order to eliminate language barriers and better learn homosexual love skills, I decided to check out Tan Mei Wen and Tan Mei Fan recommended by Miss Netizens.

But having said that, I thought Tanmei was a niche subject before, but after going to the website recommended by Miss Sister, I felt that I suddenly opened the door to a new world.

So there are so many tricks between men and men? !

I swallowed and clicked on a title that seemed interesting.

Fortunately, the imaginary yellow storm scene did not appear. After reading the entire novel, the closest act between the two protagonists was just a kiss.

I subconsciously touched my lips.

Just now I put on the same lipstick as Wu Yunfei, and it feels cool, like his kiss.

I have finished the kissing step, then what should I do?

I flipped through the list again and clicked into a book with the word "shengzi" in the title.

Although I don't quite understand how the two men are going to have children, since they have already given birth, the scale should be slightly larger than the previous one, right?

As a person who has seen GV, I think I can accept whatever kind of textual description it is.

However, I clicked in with the mood of watching pornography, and what caught my eyes was full of plot.

The most important part of **** was over before it even started. Then the whole article talked about how difficult it is for the pregnant party, and then the scumbag repented and reunited.

The story is indeed pretty good, but is it not surprising that a man is pregnant with people around him?

I thought I was wrong, and asked in the comment section, "Can men have children?"

The author replied to me, saying that the setting is that men can have children.

Hmm...it's not unacceptable, but where is it?

Don't men have **** when they have children?

Having said that, a man has no birth canal. Where will he give birth?

Pull it out like going to the toilet? Or does it mean that all men give birth by caesarean section?

I sighed and changed another one.

This time I decided to stop struggling with **** and just learn about love experience.

But I gave up after seeing half of it...

The love in the novel is so ups and downs, I can't bear Wu Yunfei's grievances.

In order to change my mood, I set my sights on anime.

Probably because there was a substantial picture this time, I more intuitively felt the subtle feeling of two men falling in love, and I would stop and slow down after watching it for a while.

It feels like a small bug crawling in my heart, itchy and numb, but it's a bit awkward.

Uncomfortable but not disgusted.

I took a deep breath and continued to look down.

Unexpectedly, this seemingly innocent anime actually has a lot of side-scrolling plots, which can see the blood spurting, but every time it reaches a key place, the holy light will appear, which will cover the screen tightly. In fact, one can only replenish what happened behind the holy light by breathing.

Having said that, wouldn't CV feel embarrassed when it comes to this kind of plot?

He is obviously a man, but panting like a girl... Is this the legendary panting?

I tried to gasp, but it didn't work at all, it was stiff and embarrassing.

Maybe Wu Yunfei can?

My brain made up for his wheezing voice, and I felt that my cheeks were so hot.

What a pervert I am!

Having said that, after reading novels and animations, I am familiar with some commonly used vocabulary in the rot circle, and then I look at the same humanities in Weibo and have a different feeling.

So in their eyes, am I a black attack with an iceberg?

Although I don't admit it, it seems that many people agree with the appearance of this persona...

Wu Yunfei is a favorite of women's clothing?

In fact, he only went to women's clothing once, and did not often wear women's clothing.

Induced?

This seems to be true, but he is not as open as everyone thinks, and he often gets shy after he finishes teasing.

Wait, why is there a fan of me? !

What the **** is a straight guy with a clank and iron bone! What's the meaning of true fragrance?

The assistant actually gave this person a thumbs up! What does he mean?

The author has something to say: tomorrow I will give you Niiwan (Flag)

Today... Baohe is in a depressed mood, and even less QAQ. Hope you readers will forgive me.