Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 20, X

The weather is overcast

I always talk about Wu Yunfei sand sculptures, but I didn't expect to become a sand sculpture today.

After he finished blowing his hair this morning, he asked me where the curling iron was. I was thinking about other things in my head, but I didn't react.

"what?"

"Where is my curling iron?" he asked again.

Sometimes I wonder, why is Chinese so broad and profound?

He said "curling stick" is a noun, but I heard it wrong at that moment.

Curly hair...Where's the stick?

Isn't he still curly hair? Make me awkward?

"Your curly hair... It's great because it has a very fashionable atmosphere, and the high-end atmosphere does not appear to be scumbag." I said.

He was startled when he heard the words and looked at me with a mentally retarded expression.

"Are you stupid?" He said, "Pay attention to my broken sentence, it's a curly hair stick! Curly hair is great!"

"Oh..." I was a little embarrassed and started to help him find curling irons.

By the way, I seem to have seen that thing not long ago, but where did I see it?

I tried to recall my own memories, but the picture in my mind was vague and I couldn't see clearly.

It seemed to be in a place where it shouldn't be. At that time, I was still wondering why the curling iron appeared in that place... But where was that place?

"Why are you in a daze?" He shook his hand in front of me and asked.

"I seem to have amnesia." I murmured.

Not only the curling irons, I found that there are many things I can't remember the original position. This is a situation that has never happened before.

Although there are many things at home, I remember everything clearly, and there will never be situations where I can't find them.

"Amnesia?" He seemed startled, "What don't you remember?"

"I have to think about it... I'm not sure what I have forgotten. If I knew it, it wouldn't be called amnesia." I said.

Having said that, I paused and asked casually: "If there is a plot like that in the TV series, I don't remember you, what should I do?"

"Then get to know it again." He said, "Even if you lose your memory, with our relationship, it is not easy to completely disappear from each other's lives."

He is right. Even if we are not in the current relationship, we will probably see each other often during New Years and holidays, right?

"Then I am amnesia now, you let me know you again." I said coquettishly.

"I'm leaving soon, I don't have time to accompany you." He said.

I looked at the time and it was just over ten o'clock.

The recording didn't start until two o'clock in the afternoon! There is more than enough time.

"Beauty, who are you? I think you are familiar." I took his hand and said, "Have we met somewhere before?"

He glanced at me with a seductive smile, and said, "I am the father you will never get."

Why doesn't this person play cards according to the routine? !

Hearing what he said, I simply took the tactics, holding his waist and started acting cute and coquettishly.

"Hey, you don't want me anymore, I'm so sad." I said.

"Let go, Yuan Chew Beast is watching." He said.

I lifted my head and glanced, which happened to match the eyes of the Qiuyuan Beast.

Qi Yuan Beast gave me an expression of "Sorry to interrupt, you guys continue", and then twisted his chubby body and went to other rooms.

"It's gone." I said.

"Even cats can't stand it anymore." He said, "You weren't like this before, how come you get more clingy as you grow up?"

I used to treat him as an older brother. Of course, as a man, I can’t always stick to him!

Now I treat him as a wife, sticking to my wife is justified. Don’t watch yourself carefully, what if someone else takes advantage of it and cuckold me?

"You can't like others, or I'll be jealous." I said, "I'm jealous but it's terrible."

"This sentence will be returned to you intact." He said, "I don't know who is afflicted with flowers all day long, and there are not enough people to count the scandals..."

"It's definitely not me!" I said, "If you don't believe me, you can search it online."

I said this sentence very confidently. After all, except for the official "Fengyun cp", the other cp combinations have been publicized by me.

Wu Yunfei was skeptical and really searched the Internet, and then couldn't help laughing.

"Do you have to do it this way?" He said, "This is equivalent to opening a restaurant, but only serves one set meal a day, and a la carte is not sold."

"The boss is rich and willful." I laughed.

"Hey, what if others don't like this package?" he asked.

I don’t like it and I didn’t force them to eat.

Unconsciously, it was noon. After lunch, I sent Wu Yunfei back to the filming location.

"I want to bid farewell to the kiss." I said.

I thought he would first refuse as usual, and then half-push and half-situ agree.

Unexpectedly, he was extremely enthusiastic today. He took the initiative to kiss as soon as my voice fell, the kind of mouth to mouth.

I was a little confused for a while, and the kiss was over when I reacted.

"I accidentally lost my mind just now, can I do it again?" I asked.

"Think beautifully." He said, "this time is this time, next time is the next time, you can't break the rules."

All right……

I regretfully licked my lips and noticed a faint mint smell.

It's a mint kiss!

I stopped Wu Yunfei and asked him if he had put on lipstick.

"Yes, I have always felt a little dry recently." He said, "You don't like the smell of lipstick?"

"I like it!" I said, "I just...I feel my lips are a bit dry recently and want to buy a lipstick."

Although it sounds a bit perverted, I always feel like using the same lipstick with him is almost equivalent to kissing in the air.

"I happen to be in two packs, and the other one is unopened. I'll give it to you." He threw me a lipstick as he said.

I opened it and smelled it, and it was indeed the same as the one he used.

"It's really easy for you to be satisfied. It's so happy to make a lipstick as a gift." He smiled, "If it's a girl, it's estimated that you have to send a full set of YSL to get the same effect."

It seems that he still doesn't understand. The point is not what the gift is, but who is the person who gave it.

I also received a lot of big-name gifts, but it was the first time I was so happy.

I watched him drift away from his back and drove back to the city until he disappeared around the corner.

I think there is still some time, so I decided to take a look at the company.

I haven't been there for a whole week, and I don't know if everyone has worked hard.

"If you don't come back, it is estimated that some people will resign if they can't stand the pressure." The assistant smiled.

I am used to assigning the work content in advance, and then setting a dead line for them, as long as the work content is completed before the time. But after my father took over, he arranged work content for them every morning and then checked and accepted them on the same day. Many people said that they were very uncomfortable with this.

"They are looking forward to your coming back soon." The assistant said.

I asked him if there was anything wrong with the project. He said that it hasn't been done yet, but the quality of the completion is not flattering. Sooner or later, it will be a problem if it continues like this.

"The chairman seems to be aware of this problem, and he comes to ask me when you will come back to work every day." He said helplessly, "I finally felt your popularity intuitively."

Is this popular? This is clearly looking forward to me coming back to work soon!

QAQ I am really a tough social animal...

Sure enough, as soon as my father heard that I was coming to the company, he immediately asked me to talk to him.

what can I do? Can only bite the bullet and go to him.

But when I got to the office, he put me aside and kept doing his own thing.

"Sometimes I envy you Uncle Wu." He suddenly said, "They are both sons. His son can hit him as he wants, and he can let him get out of the house with harsh words."

I didn't know how to pick it up, so I had to say "Oh".

He glanced at me, and then said: "It's good for me to give birth to a son like giving birth to an ancestor. Let you go back and stay for a few days. A bunch of people start to recite your kindness and change the way they ask me every day. When are you coming back."

"Maybe it's a sudden change of work mode, they are not used to it." I said.

It is false to say that I am not moved, but in comparison, I still hope I can take a few more days off.

"You have rested for a week, but you haven't rested enough? If this is in another enterprise, you can already roll away people." He said.

What this said, he didn't pay me wages during the time I was off!

I’m going to see a doctor or I paid myself...

"Do you keep the bills? I'll reimburse you for medical expenses." He said, "I also made a lot of money. Who is it for?"

I knew that he was just spitting out casually, but still couldn't help but continued: "I saved it for my daughter-in-law."

His lord father paused and said, "Do you really have to be with Wu Yunfei? He is your brother!"

"I'm not my brother," I mumbled, "And how can you make you feel so awkward to talk about things you like me?"

"You know it's awkward! What do two big men look like together? They can't have children."

Are two people together to have a baby?

China has a population of 1.4 billion, and there is no shortage of one or two of us!

Seeing my persistence, my father sighed and said, "But then again, if it's Wu Yunfei, you have to save some money frugally...or you can't afford it!"

"Actually, he doesn't spend that much." I defended. "He still knows how to keep a family."

My father had a melancholy expression, and I saw in his eyes the big characters "I don't want to stay in the middle of my son."

"I was always worried that the pigs I raised would be stupid. I smashed a rotten cabbage and ruined their stomachs... I didn't expect our pigs to take the unusual way and hog the pigs next door." He said, "I should How do you tell the neighbor next door?"

What's wrong with this? Didn't you make it clear last time?

"The neighbor next door wants to take our pigs into their pens together, but our pigs have finally grown to such a size, they are still famous pigs..."

"Dad, let's just say what we should say, don't you always use the pig as an analogy?" I said.

I can understand. During this time, my father did not stop, and had many talks with Uncle Wu.

Uncle Wu said that he can support our relationship, but only if I want to join their family.

"You said that their family raises pigs like that. It must be that our family's environment is more suitable for pigs to grow!" He said angrily, "They have just one pig in their family, and don't we have only one pig in our family? Give it to them. What if the rearing is broken?"

"In fact, we can move out and stand on our own." I said.

Although I don’t have much money in my hands, I still have several million yuan in pieces, so it’s not a problem to feed a small business.

Wu Yunfei likes design. You can open a design studio for him, and don't point him to make money. You just want to add something new to your mood.

"I want to stand on my own when my wings grow hard?" My father snorted coldly, "It's you who don't have a son, but not me. Anyway, I will hand over the group to you, if no one succeeds to see how I can deal with you. !"

I pursed my mouth, unable to tell what it was like in my heart.

Whether it's my dad or Wu Yunfei's dad, it seems that they disagree with this matter on the surface, but they really care more about our own ideas than secular prejudices.

If there is really no room for discussion, why would they secretly discuss the attribution of the "pig" behind the scenes?

They are so good, but it makes me feel more unfilial.

"If you really want to be together, just be nice to others, don't get rid of moths all day long." Father said, "Homosexuality is not the same as an ordinary couple. Maybe how many people are waiting to see a joke."

"Um."

Suddenly I felt cold on my face, and when I reached out, I realized that I didn't know when I shed tears.

"Until you recently made some small moves on the Internet, you are professional in this kind of thing, so I won't say much... If you need help, just say it directly. My father and I are not outsiders. "He said, "You don't say anything. I acted rashly to make you blame me for disagreement."

I remembered the oolong about Wen Miao last time, and couldn't help but laugh.

But having said that, I really need his help.

I told my father about the grievances between Zhang Yan and Wu Yunfei, and he was very shocked.

"There is such a thing?" he said.

"It's more than that." I said.

Immediately afterwards, I told the other side about these people's slander of Wu Yunfei on major media websites.

"I helped Wu Yunfei get out of his head, and they took me to scold me, and the scolding was terrible." I said.

Your father's face was gloomy and terrifying, and it seemed that he was going to be really moving.

"Assisting the government in cracking down on evil is what citizens should do. How can we bow to the evil forces and ignore it?" he said.

I told my father that those guys are very careful in doing things, and every time I can guarantee that the crimes they commit will only be locked up for a few days.

"Then let them do a big case, just so that they can make a brilliant mark in their criminal career." Father said.

Sometimes I have to sigh with the magic of genes. My father's words are exactly the same as I thought yesterday.

I eagerly wanted to share my experience with my father, but he told me not to worry about it anymore.

"There are still too many things for you to do. We should leave it to professionals to deal with the crimes." He said, "Of course, you and Yunfei can go to the police station to record a confession when you have time. It is said that Bonus."

"How much?" I was curious.

"I don't know, probably enough for one meal," he said.

The author has something to say: Feng Da: Old Head Wu still wants to fight with me? I bought the pigs, and they will come home with me obediently by then!

Uncle Wu: You cheated! Sure enough, there is no traitor, no business...

Feng Feng & Feifei: In fact, we plan to take the cat to pass by ourselves*/ω＼*