Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 21, X

The weather is overcast

No one believes it. After I went home today, I found two crucian carp swimming happily in the sink!

At first I thought I was dazzled, so I fished it out with my hands.

The two fishes were frightened and dumped the water on my face.

I was stunned, I didn't know what to do.

After a long while, I wiped the water on my body and asked Wu Yunfei what was the matter with the two fishes.

"Don't tell me this is your pet." I said.

This guy spread his hands innocently when he heard the words, saying that the incident had nothing to do with him. The neighbor who lived downstairs went to the fishing ground and returned with a full load. In the afternoon, he sent fish from door to door in the afternoon.

"I specially picked two good crucian carp soup for you." He said.

It sounds pretty good, but now I only see crucian carp, not soup QAQ

"Auntie had already gone back when they came to deliver the fish, so I can only make the soup tomorrow." He said.

Make the soup tomorrow? What about today!

Did you raise these two fish in the sink today?

"Bathtub and sink, you can choose one yourself." He said.

I thought about it and chose the bathtub.

It can be tolerated without taking a bath for a day, but you must use the sink when you wash.

I don’t want to be startled by two fish early in the morning tomorrow →_→

"Satisfy your wish." He said.

I thought this guy had some fish catching tools, but I didn't expect that he actually rolled up his sleeves and tried to catch fish with his bare hands.

He is not a professional fisherman, it's strange that he can catch fish!

Sure enough, this guy was splashed with water, but the two crucian fish were still swimming happily in the sink.

"How did you get them in?" I asked.

"He sent the fish in a bag. There is water in the bag. I poured the fish and water into the sink directly," he said.

I thought for a while and asked him to get me a plastic bag, but this guy got me a black garbage bag...

Well, the garbage bag is just a garbage bag.

I opened the bag and soaked it in the water. After the fish swam in by themselves, I quickly tightened the mouth of the bag and transported them to the bathtub.

"You are so witty." Wu Yunfei said with emotion.

"Thank you," I said.

After saying this, the two of us fell silent at the same time, standing by the bathtub silently watching the two fishes swimming happily inside.

"Do you think we need to feed them something?" he asked.

I agreed to his proposal.

In this way, the two of us each took half a steamed bun and fed today's ration to tomorrow's ingredients.

February 22, X

The weather is overcast

When I went home today, the two fishes yesterday had become dishes on the table.

I don't know why, I suddenly feel a little intolerable.

"Why don't you eat it?" Wu Yunfei asked.

I didn't answer his question, but instead asked: "Do you want to have a pet?"

He froze for a moment, probably because he didn't expect that I would suddenly mention the topic of pets.

"Pets... as long as it's not something weird," he muttered.

"Something weird?"

When I heard him say this, I suddenly thought of the two crucian carp.

Is crucian carp a weird pet?

"Yes, for example, if you want to raise a fish or hamster, I can still accept it, but if it's spiders, lizards, pythons, etc....I want to live a few more years," he said.

Spider...lizard...python...

Although I have heard that some people treat these animals as pets, to be honest, I am as unacceptable as Wu Yunfei.

The pets are actually cute and fluffy.

"Then do you mind raising a cat or a dog?" I asked.

"The dog is okay, but the cat is free." He thought for a while and said.

I can't help but frown when I hear him say this.

In comparison, I really like cats better, at least I don’t have to get up in the morning to go out for a walk.

"Cats are too cold and they don’t like being close to people at all. I don’t want to spend money to raise a man." Wu Yunfei said, "It’s not the same to raise a dog. Not only is it smart and well-behaved. Earn enough face."

"Do pets make you show off? I really don't understand your canine pie." I said.

"Canine Pie?" He narrowed his eyes and said, "Are you a cat Pie?"

"Yeah! I'm not convinced to fight." I defiantly said.

He suddenly laughed, reaching out and messing up my hairstyle.

"Well, since you are a cat pie, my brother will also be a cat pie from today." He said.

This change is too fast! I suspect he is an undercover→_→

"Why do you like cats all of a sudden? Didn't you say that you don't want to spend money to raise a man?" I asked with a smile.

"Because I suddenly felt that keeping a cat was particularly compelling." He said seriously.

"But now I think the dog is cute again."

"I always say that dogs are cute."

"How cute is the spider?"

"The spider is not as cute as you."

I have nothing to say... This guy is really good at making up girls. Answering this kind of death question shows a strong desire to win, which is amazing.

But having said that, winning over the spiders in terms of cuteness is really unhappy at all...