Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 19, X

sunny

Today is the Lantern Festival. It is customary to cook the Lantern Festival, but Wu Yunfei, the sand sculpture this year, has a unique idea this year. He actually wanted to deep-fry the Lantern Festival! Why is he not afraid of blowing up my kitchen?

Of course I disagree with one hundred people, but he swears that the fried yuanxiao will be delicious.

"Ice cream can be fried, why can't the Lantern Festival work? And this is not a whim, but there is such a dish." He said swearingly.

Thinking of the recipe that this guy looked for last time, I suspect that he went to Zhihu to find a recipe again.

Why can't he think about normal eating?

QAQ Lantern Festival that has not been boiled in water has no soul!

However, under his soft and hard soaking, I still chose to compromise and agreed to let him try deep-fried Lantern Festival.

If it doesn’t taste good, it just makes this guy have a long memory, don’t worry about the weird ways of eating in the future╮(╯＿╰)╭

We divided the Lantern Festival we bought into two portions. One portion was used to spoil him, and the other portion was cooked and eaten in the normal way.

"Next year, let's shake the Lantern Festival by ourselves." He suggested, "So that we can make our own fillings."

I don't know why, when I heard him say this, I suddenly thought of the Lantern Festival with Wuren stuffing, and I couldn't help but shudder.

"It's okay for you to spoil the Lantern Festival in the cooking process, and now you actually want to start with the filling...Does Yuan Xiao have any grudges against you? Why do you treat it like this!" I vomit.

"You don't understand, right? The kitchen has to be steaming, and this day can be prosperous. You don't open fire all the time, what is the difference between this kitchen and the furnishings?" He said to the ground, his tone just like sitting. Like the old man basking in the sun at the entrance of the hutong.

Haha, should I remind him that he is the one who can't cook?

Sure enough, although this guy was eloquent when he persuaded me, he immediately persuaded him when he saw the oil pan, and he shrank and did not dare to approach.

"Ayao, you are more experienced in cooking, or you should come." He said.

Obviously he said to deep-fry, why should I do it?

Isn’t it good to cook the Lantern in water honestly? QAQ

Although I was reluctant in every way, to prevent this guy from accidentally scalding myself, I still exchanged positions with him.

"The way you cook is super handsome! You bring your own soft light filter, it looks like an angel!" He may also know that his approach is not very authentic, so he doesn't want money to flatter me.

I took a deep breath, opened the oil pan, and threw the Yuanxiao into it when the oil temperature was almost the same.

Anyone who has cooked should know that when the fried food is put into the oil pan, it will make a "stabbing" sound.

This guy saw that he was a non-cooking master, and he was surprised by the sound.

"Why is there such a big movement? Is it something wrong?" he asked.

"I don't know what steps are needed for the frying you proposed." I said without curiosity.

He was taken aback just now, it scared me and almost burned himself.

I settled down and threw the other Lantern Festival into the pan.

The current progress is fairly smooth. Looking at the Lantern Festival in the frying pan, the two of us fell into contemplation at the same time.

Regarding the bombing of Lantern Festival, both of us were big girls on the sedan chair for the first time, and we had no idea what to do.

Golden color, slightly burnt epidermis?

But this can only prove that the outside is cooked and the filling is still raw.

I wanted to take out my mobile phone to check it, but just as my hand touched the pocket of my clothes, the skin of the Lantern Festival suddenly exploded somehow, and the hot oil splashed out all of a sudden.

When it was said that it was too late, Wu Yunfei dragged me aside to avoid being scalded by the hot oil, but his own arm was splashed with hot oil.

I quickly turned off the fire and took his arm to check the situation.

There was some redness in the burned area, but there was no air bubbles or anything. I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.

"Do you think I am a hero to save the United States?" He said with a grin.

I couldn't help but give him a white look, and said: "If it wasn't for you to be arguing about eating fried yuanxiao to get out of this stuff? Hurry up and rinse with cold water, I'll find medicine for you."

"You don't need to apply medicine, just apply some toothpaste," he said nonchalantly, "and it just looks serious, but it doesn't really hurt."

"It doesn't hurt because your skin is thick and thick, it doesn't mean it's okay!" I said, "I will pinch the watch for you, and rinse it with cold water for at least half an hour."

"Half an hour! Don't you need money for water?" He complained.

"I can still afford this water bill." I said.

When QAQ oil splashed on him, I was really frightened. I even had the illusion of a cardiac arrest.

But this guy was like a okay person, flushing his arm while asking me if the Lantern Festival was fried.

"This time I paid a heavy price for the fried Lantern Festival. If the finished product is not delicious, I will be disappointed." He said, "By the way, you were so close just now. Have you been scalded?"

"No." I said.

The weather is still not warm. Even at home, I still wear long-sleeved clothes, and I have not been directly burned by the oil.

This is a good thing, but I always feel bored in my heart.

In comparison, I seem to hope that the injured person is myself...

February 20, X

sunny

This guy seems to be right. I will feel guilty about what happened yesterday, and his attitude today is very arrogant.

It was obvious that his arm was burned a little bit, but he was lying on the sofa as if he was severely disabled, and he even had to feed him for food.

"Can you raise your hips to the restaurant to eat?" I vomit, "I can only squat to feed you in your current position."

"You can also sit on the floor," the guy said with a grin, "Xiao Yaozi, go get yourself a cushion."

"Fuck you." I gave him a blank look. "If you are in this ill-fated virtue, I won't take care of you, Lao Tzu!"

He glanced at me faintly, and sighed: "Bringing up my brother for thousands of days, using my brother for a while, but you are reluctant to make me happy... My brother is really sad."

"I didn't say not to feed you, I just wanted you to change places." I whispered in defense.

"Finally, help me up and set the imperial dining room."

He raised his hand slightly as he spoke, and I supported him.

"Hey." I said.

Seeing that I cooperated this way, this guy smiled happily, and said, "Speaking of your ancestors, you seem to be a bannerman, right? If you put it in the past, you would be considered a relative of the emperor."

This is true, but he died early in the morning. Who cares about this?

"Why, do you have preferential policies for ethnic minorities?" I laughed.

"That's not true, but I suddenly had design inspiration." He smiled, "Do you want to experience the feeling of the ancient dude lifting a bird in a cage?"

I don't want to!

I was afraid that he would give me something that looked like a costume, and emphasized my resistance to strange costumes again and again.

"If you dare to put me on the hot search, be careful that I break up with you!" I said.

Hearing this, he immediately opened his face and said: "What you said is too unreasonable! If you want to break up with me, just say it straight. You don't need to be so circumspect. Your old man goes on hot search every three and five. Which time does it have anything to do with me? It was all sent you up by enthusiastic netizens!"

I don't use Weibo very much. Most of the time, I leave it to the public relations team to take care of it. I really haven't noticed that I go on hot search every time.

"What are the hot search keywords?" I asked nervously.

Recently, all aspects have been somewhat relaxed, and it is inevitable that people will get hold of the handle.

QAQ As a glass-hearted person, is it better for me not to ask?

"Don't worry, they are all glorious rainbow farts, boasting you that there is nothing in the sky." Wu Yunfei gave me a blank look and said, "There are still people who predict that you will become the youngest richest man in China."

"Impossible, they think too much." I categorically cut the line.

QAQ As long as my father is still in power for a day, I can only be a poor social animal, earning the dead wages every month and barely living...

Some time ago, I checked the dowry money from various places on Baidu. According to the most expensive standard, I would spend nearly half of my savings to marry a daughter-in-law, not counting the expenses during the honeymoon period and the expenses incurred after having a child. .

Although if I really get married, my father will give me a symbolic salary increase, so that I don't really get rid of it. But this huge expense still made me feel a little afraid of marriage.

"Perhaps playing bachelor for a lifetime is really a good choice." I murmured.

This guy was stunned when he heard the words, and looked at me with a complicated expression, and said: "You are the only child. If it is true, who will inherit the inheritance of your family?"

"You can turn it over to the country." I smiled. "Maybe the country can send me a pennant after I die."

"Awesome!" He gave me a thumbs up, "The private enterprise suddenly became a state-owned enterprise. Everyone became a well-established person. You also made a good name. It's really a good calculation."

"Thank you." I laughed.

Tonight I ate boiled Yuanxiao. In order to prevent him from burning his mouth, I tried my best to play the role of a little eunuch, blowing the surface of the Yuanxiao warm to his mouth.

"Ah...open your mouth." I said like a kid.

His face was red, and I asked him if he felt embarrassed to be taken care of as a disabled person.

He shook his head and said with a smile: "I suddenly found that you look so good from this angle, so I can see that I want to take a photo as the cover."

Nothing to show courtesy, whoever commits a crime is steals!

I asked him what he was making. He looked at me innocently and said that she was sincerely complimenting me for my good looks.

Okay... Although I know I look pretty good, I still feel a bit shy to be so exaggerated by him.

"You look good too." I replied to him.

This guy laughed out loud, and kept saying I was cute.

ヽ（≧□≦）ノHe is so cute! His whole family is cute!