My Inseparable House Guests

"Wrong?" Seeing Fang Ze's affirmative answer, Xiao Hei's mother knew that this girl was definitely not her son's object.

"It's a pity." Xiao Hei's mother said regretfully, "This girl is also quite good-looking, and she and my son also have a unique husband and wife look."

Hearing Xiao Hei's mother's words, Fang Ze's stomach almost exploded with laughter, can there be a husband and wife picture!

Because the photos saved in Xiao Hei's phone are the photos he took when he went to the comic exhibition in disguise!

Fang Ze really wanted to tell the truth to Xiao Hei's mother right now, but he was afraid that her old man would not be able to accept it, so he had to hold back.

Although Xiao Hei's mother felt a little strange seeing Fang Ze's behavior, she couldn't ask any questions, so she could only return the phone to Xiao Hei suspiciously.

"Then you young people are just playing around, I still have something to go back." Xiao Hei's mother saw that she had no evidence that Xiao Hei was looking for a girlfriend, so she had no choice but to leave.

When Xiao Hei's mother left, Lao Bo and Lin Xiaoxin rushed over to snatch Xiao Hei's mobile phone, wanting to see what Xiao Hei looked like in women's clothing.

"Give it up." Xiao Hei had no choice but to unlock the phone for the two of them, "What's so interesting, it's not like you haven't seen grandma in women's clothing online."

"Where are the women's clothing tycoons we've seen so beautiful and charming like you." Lao Ao looked at the photos in Xiao Hei's phone and said, "I think I need to show my respect slightly."

"Death is far away." Xiao Hei expressed his protest against Lao Bo in two words.

"It's really beautiful." Lin Xiaoxin pulled Xiao Hei and said, "I will call you Sister Xiao Hei from now on."

"You two are really enough."

Xiao Hei looked at Lin Xiaoxin and Lao Ao teasing him, but there was nothing he could do. Moreover, Lao Bo is now talking all kinds of whimsical words, such as why Xiao Hei wears women's clothes to accompany him when he goes out shopping in the future, and what makes Xiao Hei's situation attractive behind the video, and so on.

"You should die." Xiao Hei looked at Lao Bo and said, "Even if I jumped from this upstairs, Xiao Hei wouldn't wear women's clothing to accompany you to make a video."

"Exactly!" Lin Xiaoxin grabbed Xiao Hei and said, "Our sister Xiao Hei is so beautiful, we must hide it, otherwise what will happen if outsiders see it and snatch it away?"

"Xiao Hei, don't stand up in disorder." Fang Ze watched the three of them having fun, and joined in and said, "If one day Lao Bo really needs a girl to make a video, if you don't stand up, whoever will. "

"That's right." Lao Bo said to Xiao Hei, "Look, the live broadcast industry is so popular now, if I don't make much money from making videos, I have to start a live broadcast. It will be boring to live broadcast alone, isn't it? I need to find a young lady to go with me."

"But looking at me like this, I seem to be able to find Miss Sister, don't you have to dress up as a woman and come here to help me suppress the situation?"

"Aren't you a ghost?" Xiao Hei picked up a pillow and threw it on Lao Ao's body, "Is it because I have to undergo a sex reassignment operation in the future!"

"If you are willing, I will not refuse." Lao Bo pretended to be thinking, "I just don't know if my mother can accept that I will not have children in the future."

Xiao Hei was completely defeated by Lao Bo's thick skin, he covered his face and said, "If I never wear women's clothing again."

The play was over, the tableware was washed, and Lao Bo left first, so Fang Ze took Lin Xiaoxin back upstairs.

At dinner, Fang Ze originally planned to cook a Western meal for Lin Xiaoxin, but in front of the dinner prepared by Liu Maoxing himself and Fang Ze's Western food, Lin Xiaoxin still chose Liu Maoxing.

According to her words, Liu Maoxing's food will not be eaten for a long time after one meal, but if Fang Ze's western food is really delicious, he can eat it every day in the future.

After Lin Xiaoxin went back the next day, Fang Ze stayed at home for three days, accompanied Liu Maoxing to check various information, and then sorted it out.

"Brother Fang, I really thank you these few days." Before leaving, Liu Maoxing thanked Fang Ze.

"It's okay, if you have the opportunity to come and play often in the future.

"Fang Ze waved his hand and said goodbye to Liu Maoxing.

Liu Maoxing gave Fang Ze a smile, then turned and left, and when Fang Ze looked over the next second, the person had already disappeared.

"What a quiet week." Fang Ze stretched after watching Liu Maoxing leave.

Although there was a food festival competition in the middle of the week when Liu Maoxing came, but compared to the various situations that happened when the other guests arrived, it was not a little bit better.

No criminal case, no one was injured or killed, it is simply strong evidence that he has nothing to do with the mother field.

Fang Ze walked back to the bedroom relaxed and happy, and saw Da Miao squatting on the coffee table in the living room waiting for him.

"It's quite early today." Fang Ze patted Big Meow's head, and then sat on the sofa.

"Meow." The big meow yelled, then jumped onto Fang Ze's shoulder and began to lick Fang Ze's face.

Forehead.

Fang Ze felt the numbness brought by the cat's tongue and head licking his face, and only then did he realize that he had guessed wrong.

Now Big Meow is still the fat orange cat, and the intelligent soul has not yet come.

"Did this stupid cat treat me as his kind, and lick my fur." ​​Fang Ze felt uncomfortable being licked by the big cat, so he turned his head to lick the big cat.

"Let you lick me, let you lick me." Fang Ze stuck out his tongue as he spoke, trying to smear Da Miao's face, but Da Miao saw Fang Ze sticking out his tongue, and immediately turned his face away, Trying to avoid Fang Ze.

"It was quite enjoyable when you licked me, but now I don't like it when I lick you." Fang Ze made up his mind to lick Big Meow today, so he stretched out his hand to catch Big Meow, and then his tongue. Go towards the top of Big Meow's head.

"Change!" Just when Fang Ze was about to succeed, Da Miao suddenly let out a scream, then broke free from Fang Ze's hands, and jumped onto the coffee table.

It looks like Da Meow's intelligent soul is back.

Before Fang Ze could speak, he saw Big Meow start to growl wildly, "You pervert, you molested me like this when I wasn't usually around!"

"Speak well." Fang Ze shouted, "What is obscenity, you were the one who licked me first!"

"Nonsense, rumors, slander!" Big Meow used three words in a row, and then he yelled at Fang Ze, "Don't you know that cats are creatures with proud souls, how could they lick their own shovels? shit officer."

"Um." Fang Ze looked at another Da Miao who refused to admit the stupid thing he did, took out his mobile phone, and then showed Da Miao the various moments of his stupidity that he usually took.

There is a video of 'I don't have a b number for my jumping ability, I want to jump from one cabinet to another, but it falls to the ground', and there is a video of 'Seeing a cockroach, I was so scared that I climbed directly on the top of the computer case and didn't want to get off ', there is a video of 'playing in the kitchen and finally falling asleep in the pot'.

"Enough." Big Miao looked at the dark history, and immediately stretched out his paw to signal Fang Ze to stop, "I did this to confuse you humans and prevent you humans from realizing that we have extremely high intelligence. , does not represent a real cat at all.”

"So let's talk about business next, do you still want to be paid?"

"Yes, why not." Fang Ze leaned on the sofa and asked, "I can think of the rewards this time, one of which is probably Liu Maoxing's cooking ability?"

"How could it be possible to give you such a good thing." Da Miao said, "Liu Maoxing's cooking ability is not a separate ability, so you probably have no way to get it."

"I'll give you the gift Liu Maoxing left you first." Da Miao said with a swipe of her paw, and a thin book appeared on the table.

Fang Ze reached out to pick up the book. Although the book was written in traditional characters, he had no trouble recognizing it.

"Chrysanthemum Downstairs Recipe." Fang Ze read the name of the book, and then opened the contents to see, and found that it was all the classic recipes of Chrysanthemum Downstairs.

"Okay. Talking about something is better than nothing." Fang Ze couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the gift Liu Maoxing left him.

Taking out the cheats of the restaurant at home as a gift is indeed the best gift they can give to ancient chefs, but for Fang Ze, there is nothing else except that he can watch and learn how to cook occasionally. used.

After all, it is impossible for him to switch careers to become a chef.

"What are the three abilities that Liu Maoxing left for me?" Fang Ze put the recipe aside, and then asked Big Meow.

"There are no three abilities, but two abilities plus one prop." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "The prop is a white porcelain bowl, which belongs to a kind of legendary kitchen utensils. Put any food in the white porcelain bowl and steam it." Cooking can bring out the flavor of the food inside.”

It's another magic tool for chefs, but Fang Ze is not interested. If this white porcelain bowl could cook for Fang Ze himself, Fang Ze might choose it.

"There are two other abilities. One is the culinary skill level of a top chef. After choosing it, you can make your culinary skill level equal to that of a top chef."

"Become a top chef, can the food you make shine?" Fang Ze asked with interest.

"No, the top chefs here refer to the top chefs on the planet, not the top chefs in the world of Little Masters."

After answering Fang Ze, Da Miao continued, "Another ability is the luminous hand of the chef. After choosing it, you can specify any dish to be luminous, and the taste will be greatly improved."

It seems that this is the secret of Liu Maoxing's ability to cook glowing meals?

No wonder with the same techniques and recipes, the meals made by Liu Maoxing are always more delicious.

Now Fang Ze finally understands the reason why Phoenix Crystal is a plate of bean sprouts and so delicious.

If Fang Ze was a chef, it would be good to choose either the first or the second ability. But Fang Ze is not only not a chef, but also a very lazy person.

Then the luminous hand of the chef is definitely a good thing.

"I choose the hand of the chef who can shine." Fang Ze confirmed his choice.

"Guess you, a lazy bastard, would choose this ability." Da Miao jumped over and pressed Fang Ze's forehead. Fang Ze's left hand slowly lit up for a burst of light, and then disappeared.

"The ability is given to you. By the way, the next guest will remind you, 'He is a man richer than Bruce Wayne.'" Big Meow ran back to his cat's nest after speaking.