My Inseparable House Guests

"He has a good level of Western food?" Lin Xiaoxin said while helping to bring all kinds of sauces needed for eating hot pot to the table, "Don't be fooled by his bragging, he can only cut a dish, I never I have never seen him cook anything other than instant noodles, let alone Western food."

"That's it." Xiao Hei looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Then it seems that Lao Bo and I are the only ones who have eaten Western food made by Fang Ze himself."

"True love." Lao Ao put his arms around Fang Ze and said, "Sure enough, we are true love. It turns out that the western meal before was full of your love for us."

"Get out, you two gays." Fang Ze shook his shoulders and shook away Lao Bo, "I just made this for you because you have never eaten delicious food."

"So you really know how to cook Western food." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and asked.

"I can do that a little bit." Fang Ze also suddenly remembered that since he learned western food skills from Hannibal, it seems that he really hasn't shown it in front of Lin Xiaoxin.

On the one hand, it was because the two of them didn't usually eat western food, so they didn't have much chance to eat outside. On the other hand, Fang Ze was lazy.

"Where is a little bit." Xiao Hei and Lao Ao didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and added, "The level is really good, at least it has the level of Michelin three stars."

"Exaggerated, exaggerated." Fang Ze wanted to seal the mouths of these two people with tape.

It doesn't matter if the friendly army is in trouble, but it's even worse.

"Okay, let me tell you why you cut vegetables so smoothly yesterday. It turns out that you have hidden your cooking skills in secret." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and asked, "Are you planning to wait for the right opportunity to surprise me or leave it alone?" Prepare to cheat other little girls."

"Maybe he is afraid that you will find out that he knows how to cook. After he gets married, he will really become the husband of the house." Xiao Hei and Lao Ao continued to do things.

"You guys are really enough." Fang Ze put all the dishes on the plate and brought them over. "I'm telling you, don't be complacent right now. When you have girlfriends, I'm going to expose the dark history of the two of you one by one."

"Hey hey." The two pretended to be stupid and didn't speak, Lin Xiaoxin gave Fang Ze a hand, signaling him to sit down and get ready for dinner.

"When I get back, you have to make me a western meal and I'll try it." Lin Xiaoxin whispered in Fang Ze's ear, "If it's not tasty, it will break your left leg, if it's delicious, it will break your right leg."

"It's okay." Fang Ze pulled Lin Xiaoxin's hair and said, "You just need to leave me the middle leg, and you can hit the left and right legs as you like."

Before Fang Ze finished speaking, Lin Xiaoxin stretched out her hand to pinch the soft flesh in Fang Ze's waist.

Of course the witty Fang Ze knew that he was not going to be a hero at this time, so he immediately pretended to be in pain. Lin Xiaoxin saw that she had really pinched her, and immediately let go of it in distress.

"Come, come, don't forget, let's eat and eat." Xiao Hei turned on the switch of the induction cooker, and then put the sauce and vegetables on the table, indicating that they can start eating.

"That's right." Fang Ze asked Xiao Hei after mixing his own sauce. "I haven't asked yet, has the ancient tomb been found out which dynasty it belongs to?"

"It is said to be an ancient tomb from the Southern Song Dynasty. The identity of the owner of the tomb has not been analyzed, but it should not be a famous person."

"Ancient tomb, what ancient tomb?" Lin Xiaoxin asked curiously after hearing Fang Ze's words.

Fang Ze briefly told Lin Xiaoxin what happened last week, and Lin Xiaoxin immediately showed an excited expression on her face.

"Tomb robbery, Zongzi, how can you not call me when encountering such a thing, I want to go to the scene to see."

"Call me, should I throw you in and use it as a candle?" Fang Ze patted Lin Xiaoxin's head and said, "If you encounter danger, you should stay away, otherwise you will not be able to use your little flesh as cannon fodder. "

"Hmph." Lin Xiaoxin was a little unconvinced, but at this moment the hot pot had started to boil and was ready to eat.

Everyone sat down and started eating hot pot.

The few people were chatting and eating, and when it was about to end, suddenly there was the sound of a key turning the keyhole to open the door of Xiaohei's house.

"Someone opened the door." Fang Ze glanced at the door of Xiao Hei's house, and then said, "Did you give the key to the house to someone else?"

"I don't remember it." Xiao Hei stood up and walked towards the gate, "Could it be a thief."

Before Xiao Hei could say a word "thief", several people saw the door opened, and a middle-aged woman appeared at the door, dressed elegantly and luxuriously, with a stern face.

"Mom!" Xiao Hei was stunned on the spot.

"Oh, I still know that I am you. Mom." Xiao Hei's mother stepped on her high heels and walked in, "I haven't come to see me for so long, I thought my own son died outside. So I had to come here by myself Looking for you."

"Aren't I busy?" Xiao Hei, who was usually unprofessional, saw his mother, and his hippie smile suddenly disappeared.

"What are you busy with? What else are you doing besides playing all day?! Did you earn me a dollar or find me a daughter-in-law."

"Cough cough." Hearing what his mother said, Xiao Hei coughed quickly, and then said in a low voice, "Mom, my friend is inside."

"Male and female?" When Xiao Hei's mother heard her son's words, her face immediately showed joy.

"All of them, it's just that those who have a good relationship eat hot pot together."

"That's it." When Xiao Hei's mother heard Xiao Hei say this, the joy on her face immediately went down again. She glanced at the corner of her mouth, and then walked into the living room. Xiao Hei only dared to follow step by step. later.

"Hello, Auntie." Lao Bo, Fang Ze, and the three of them had long heard the conversation between Xiao Hei and his mother, and when Xiao Hei's mother came in, they all stood up and said hello.

"Hello." The expression on Xiao Hei's mother, who had a sharp look on her face, immediately became warm and kind as soon as she entered the living room.

Xiao Hei's mother sat with a few people. Although she didn't eat hot pot with them, she talked with them for a long time.

"By the way, there are quite a lot of people. Let's take a photo together." Xiao Hei's mother suggested after everyone finished eating and before they could gesture to the cutlery.

Photograph?

Everyone didn't understand what Xiao Hei's mother meant. After all, it was normal to take a photo before eating. After the meal, what kind of photo should be taken.

But since Xiao Hei's mother suggested it, it's hard for others to refuse, Lin Xiaoxin volunteered to stand up and said, "Stand still, I'll take a picture."

"How can I let your little girl take a photo." Xiao Hei's mother said with a kind smile, "You young people stand together, and Auntie will take a group photo for you."

After hearing what Little Hei's mother said, they had no choice but to sit together and wait for Little Hei's mother to take a picture.

Xiao Hei's mother took out her mobile phone, flicked on the screen twice, and said, "The camera function of my mobile phone is no longer available, and I can't take pictures. It may be the last time I threw the mobile phone into the water to mess with it." broken."

"Mom, show me." When Xiao Hei heard that his mother's mobile phone was broken, he leaned his head towards it.

"Let's watch it when it's over, and take pictures now." Xiao Hei's mother put her phone on the coffee table without waiting for Xiao Hei to come over, and then said to Xiao Hei, "Bring your phone over and I'll take pictures."

"Okay." Hearing what his mother said, Xiao Hei had no choice but to take out his phone and unlock it with his fingerprint.

Xiao Hei's mother got Xiao Hei's mobile phone and took two photos for everyone.

"Auntie, let me take pictures now." After Xiao Hei's mother finished taking pictures, Lin Xiaoxin walked over to let Xiao Hei's mother sit down and let her take pictures.

"Auntie won't take pictures, just take pictures for you." Xiao Hei's mother smiled, and then took Xiao Hei's mobile phone to the sofa alone.

Seeing his mother's performance, Xiao Hei immediately thought of something, and hurried to grab his mobile phone, but it was too late.

"Son, don't you have girls in your photo album? Why do you tell your mother that you are not in a relationship?" Xiao Hei's mother saw Xiao Hei approaching, and while talking, she turned the phone screen to Xiao Hei to let Xiao Hei look.

"This girl looks pretty. What's your relationship? There seems to be no one I don't know in your photo album except this girl."

Eh.

There are many photos of another girl in Xiao Hei's phone album?

Fang Ze was very curious when he heard Xiao Hei's mother's words. After all, Xiao Hei was in the impression of "Is the mobile phone not fun or the hot pot is not good? Why do you want to find a partner?" ’, but I didn’t expect that this guy actually hid a lot of photos of other girls in his phone.

"This one was downloaded from the Internet, mom, don't think too much about it." Xiao Hei tried to reach out and grab his phone back.

"Downloaded from the Internet, are the photos downloaded from the Internet like this? Do you think you. Mom has never been on the Internet." Xiao Hei's mother said while flipping through the photos, "It looks like you went out to play with others, but why? There is no photo of the two of you, but there is a photo of this girl and him."

Xiao Hei's mother pointed at Fang Ze. It seems that what she said just now meant that there was a photo of Fang Ze and that girl in the photo.

I also know?

Fang Ze felt a little strange, after all, if he really didn't know a girl who had a good relationship with Xiao Hei.

"Young man, do you know who this girl is, where does she live, and what does she have to do with our Xiao Hei?" Fang Ze was thinking, when Xiao Hei's mother came over with her mobile phone and showed it to Fang Ze.

Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's phone screen curiously, and almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

I saw Fang Ze clutching his stomach, trying not to laugh, but because it was so funny, his whole face seemed to be deformed.

"Ah, auntie." Fang Ze waved his hands while holding back and said, "Auntie, you made a mistake, this is definitely not Xiao Hei's girlfriend, don't worry."