My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai looked at the screen of his mobile phone and expressed his deep sympathy and silent condolences to the God of Wealth who was inexplicably lying on the gun and vomiting blood. At the same time, he also admired the ability of these teasing gods to interrupt the story.

Damn, the topic in the group was obviously discussing who stole everyone's birthday gift, but he was led away every minute and went directly to Java Island. Lin Hai was also drunk.

Fortunately, these funny gods have not left their suspicions about Sun Wukong. As long as they are sure that Sun Wukong stole it, but there is no evidence, it will be easy to handle!

Lin Hai remembered again about purchasing exercises for Lin Yun, and edited a purchase message.

Little confused fairy: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women to practice. Some of them come with a price. Send me a message!

Little confused fairy: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women to practice. Some of them come with a price. Send me a message!

Little confused fairy: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women to practice. Some of them come with a price. Send me a message!

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These teasing gods were so good at chatting and spanking that Lin Hai directly copied and pasted them and sent several messages, which wiped out the group. Otherwise, his messages would have been immediately drowned out by the useless chatter.

Erlang Shen: @Little confused fairy, I want to report it, you will swipe the screen, unless you give me spicy strips!

Thor: @Little confused fairy, I also want to report it, you will swipe the screen, unless you give me spicy strips (followed by a smirking emoji)

Seven Fairies: @Little confused fairy, I want spicy strips and Sprite, otherwise I have to report it. (followed by a shy expression)

…

puff!

Seeing these funny gods jumping out to threaten him one by one without mentioning serious matters, Lin Hai's nose almost became angry.

However, when they said this, Lin Hai also murmured in his heart. The old guy Taishang Laojun is very cunning. He kicked himself once last time for swiping the screen. Who knows if he will do it again?

"Fuck, forget it, let's lose money and avoid disaster." Lin Hai was really afraid of them, so he went to Taishang Laojun to report it, and while Taishang Laojun was not in the group now, he quickly blocked their mouths. Come on.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You gang of shameless and dirty robbers who take advantage of the situation, don’t you just want red envelopes? This immortal hair is enough, if you have quick hands, you will not have slow hands!

Lin Hai was not forgiving, so he took the opportunity to insult these teasers.

Seventh Fairy: Yeah, I got a red envelope, that’s great!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Come on, come on, we’re ready!

Mo Liqing: Just relying on my hand speed, which has been single for thousands of years, hey hey hey, you know...

Nezha: Great Immortal, please post more, preferably Wahaha and the third episode of "One Piece"!

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Lin Hai couldn't help but feel amused when he saw that these gods were aroused.

You guys, you may look like a superior god to me, but I can take care of you with just a few packs of spicy strips!

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Let’s agree in advance. After I give out the red envelopes, if anyone reports it again, I’ll curse the man’s penis to get shorter and shorter, and the woman’s breasts to get smaller and smaller!

Mo Lihai: Damn it, what a vicious curse! (followed by a fearful expression)

Zhu Bajie: Dear fairies, for the sake of my old pig’s sexual well-being, please don’t report me. (followed by a tearful expression)

Mother Dian: Don’t worry, whoever reports it, once you are cursed, I will definitely be the first to find out. (followed by a shy expression)

Lei Gong: @Dian Mu, Ah Dian, why were you the first to discover it?

Lightning Mother: @Thunder Lord, get out!

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Lin Hai ignored the teasing group and opened the red envelope, preparing to give them some spicy notes.

"Huh?" After opening the red envelope interface, Lin Hai was surprised to find that it seemed a little different from before.

"I'll go, password red envelope!" I don't know when, among the types of red envelopes, there was an additional password red envelope. Lin Hai had an idea and suddenly laughed mischievously.

Don’t they all want to take advantage of their brother? Let's see how brother deals with you!

Ding dong!

Lin Hai sent a red envelope with a password in the group, and immediately, the immortals started to grab it like crazy.

Erlang Shen: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, it was me!

Zhu Bajie: Roaring dog is pregnant, it was me!

Mo Li Hai: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, it was me!

Seventh Fairy: The Roaring Dog is pregnant, and it was me who did it!

Thunder God: Roaring Sky Dog is pregnant, it was me!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Roaring Sky Dog is pregnant, and it was me who did it!

God of Wealth: Roaring Sky Dog is pregnant, it was me!

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Roaring Sky Dog: Woof! (followed by a very innocent expression)

"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai looked at this pack of funny gods, scrambling to send out the passwords he set. He almost got cramps from laughing and rolled on the ground holding his stomach!

Little confused fairy: Damn, I won’t even let a dog go. I deeply despise you!

Lin Hai jumped out again and gloated and scorned the immortals, and hurriedly came out of the group before these funny immortals had a chance to denounce him.

Ding dong!

As soon as Lin Hai came out of the group, his WeChat message rang immediately. When he lowered his head, he saw that it was from Chang'e.

Chang'e: You are good or bad. (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

"Uh..." Lin Hai looked at these words sent by Chang'e, his mind suddenly filled with reverie, and he couldn't help but want to tease her.

Little confused fairy: What’s wrong with me? (Followed by a smirking expression)

Chang'e: Everything is bad, bad to the core.

Little confused fairy: Haha, there is no way. Men are not bad, but women don’t love them. What do you think?

Chang'e: Geez, what's the crooked truth? Let's get to the point, do you need women's exercises?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes, do you have one?

Chang'e: Of course, I am a female fairy, and my Jade Rabbit is also a female.

Ding dong!

Chang'e has sent you "Xuanyue Secret Code" x1, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

"Holy shit!" Lin Hai was overjoyed and secretly thought that Chang'e indeed looks the same as my baby Xinyue, and she is really interesting to my brother!

Lin Hai quickly opened the Qiankun bag and checked it.

Xuanyue Secret Code: The original technique created by Fairy Chang'e of the Moon Palace is suitable for women to practice.

Skill Level: Middle Immortal Level

"Mid-level Immortal Grade, what a good thing!" Lin Hai was excited and gave this to Yunyun for training. It was perfect.

"By the way, there is Xinyue!" Since the "Xuanyue Secret Code" is suitable for women to practice, Liu Xinyue can naturally practice it, but Liu Xinyue is usually too busy and doesn't know if she has the time.

But no matter what, Lin Hai was extremely satisfied with the technique Chang'e sent him.

Little confused fairy: Fairy, thank you so much, I don’t even know what to say. (followed by a grateful expression)

Chang'e: Haha, would you like to thank me? (followed by a shy expression)

Little confused fairy: Gratitude is natural. How do you want me to thank you? (Followed by a smirking expression)

Chang'e: Haha, it depends on what you want.

Little confused fairy: Alas, my family has lived in poverty all my life. What I can really use is this charming and graceful body, with jade trees in the wind, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, and a strong and upright body. In order to repay the fairy Well, I have no choice but to pledge myself to you!

Chang'e: Bah! I hate it, but people don’t care about it! (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, you have to think carefully, this fairy is better than eggplant, cucumber, banana, carrot and any other sticks! (Followed by a smirking expression)

Chang'e: Can you eat it too? Are you Tang Sanzang? (Followed by a puzzled expression)

puff!

Why did it involve Tang Sanzang again? After seeing her dirty thoughts, Chang'e didn't realize it at all.

Chang'e: If you really want to thank someone, just send them a red envelope. They didn't grab the red envelope just now. (followed by a shy expression)

"Red envelope? That's easy!" Lin Haigang was about to give Chang'e some spicy sticks or something, but suddenly he pointed his finger and remembered something, and his eyes suddenly lit up.