My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"Yunyun, how did you know that I was cultivating immortality?" Lin Hai was shocked. He didn't even tell his parents or Liu Xinyue. How did his sister know?

When Lin Yun heard this, she waved her fists and couldn't help but exclaimed in excitement.

"I guessed it right, brother, are you really cultivating immortality?"

"Shh!" Lin Hai was so frightened that he hurriedly made a silence gesture and looked around hurriedly. Fortunately, it was getting late, there was no one around, and Li Jian was far away, so Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief.

"You damn girl, you want your brother to be captured and used as a guinea pig!" Lin Hai scraped Lin Yun's nose and said pretending to be angry.

Lin Yun also suddenly felt speechless and quickly covered her mouth with a look of panic on her face, her little eyes flying around.

"How did you guess it?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Yun and asked in a low voice with amusement.

"I saw everything you were at Su's house that day. You were just like those cultivators in the novels I read!" Lin Yun approached Lin Hai and said seriously.

"Um...you read novels?" Lin Hai was speechless. Is this okay with him? The novel is all made up by the author, do you believe it? too naive!

"Brother, are you going to teach me or not?" Lin Yun took Lin Hai's arm, her beautiful eyes filled with excitement and anticipation.

"I'll find you some exercises suitable for women later." The Tao Te Ching he was currently practicing was not suitable for Lin Yun's practice.

"Yeah!" When Lin Yun heard this, she jumped up in excitement. She was so happy.

"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone about this, including our parents, because it's not time to confess to them yet, you know?" Lin Hai warned with a solemn look.

"Yeah, yeah, I won't tell anyone, don't worry!" Lin Yun nodded vigorously and promised.

After returning home, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and prepared to find the fairies in heaven to help Lin Yun acquire a technique.

As soon as he opened WeChat, ding-dong sounds came over him. Lin Hai lowered his head and saw, "I'm going to see Sun Wukong send him a lot of good things. It seems that the monkey has succeeded again."

Sure enough, there were several unread messages from Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Hahahaha, dear brother, I followed your instructions and stole them one by one again. The harvest is not small, hahaha! (followed by a laughing emoji)

Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, have sent you all the things. What should you do next? Tell me quickly!

Sun Wukong: You speak up, my dear brother!

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, are you here, are you here? What to do next, I can’t wait!

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, when you see the message, reply quickly, reply quickly! (Followed by a crazy message)

Lin Hai looked at the time and saw that it was sent a day ago. At that time, he was still practicing and healing, and he didn't hear the sound at all.

"Given the monkey's irritable character, he must be very anxious now, right?" Lin Hai felt funny as he thought about Sun Wukong scratching his head and ears.

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, my cell phone had no signal before. I just received your message. Don’t blame me! (Followed by a bowing expression)

Sun Wukong returned to Lin Hai almost instantly.

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, you are here and you are making me very anxious! Now, I, Old Sun, have seen those gods and anxious ants on the hot pot, and I feel indescribably happy, hahahaha!

"Let me go, this monkey is just gloating about his misfortune! Those gods have repeatedly lost the birthday gifts prepared for the Queen Mother. Can you not be anxious?"

Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, did the immortals doubt you this time?

Sun Wukong: Of course there are doubts, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence! (Followed by an expression of falling to the ground laughing)

"As long as you have doubts!" ​​Lin Hai smiled evilly. It seems that this plan is not far from success.

Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, in the past two days, I have devoted myself to verbally stimulating those immortals who have lost things, such as pretending to make a gaffe and accidentally saying the name of their lost gift to make them more suspicious of you! After waiting for two days, do it again! (Followed by a smirking expression)

Sun Wukong: Got it, got it! I, Lao Sun, will do it now, hahaha...

Just after finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, there was a ding-dong sound, and the promotion sound of the Heavenly Trading Group sounded. Lin Hai opened it and his eyes lit up.

"This monkey moves very quickly and fully understands his intentions. He is very smart!"

In the group, Sun Wukong directly @moliqing.

Sun Wukong: @Mo Li Qing, hey, you silly gatekeeper, you are planning to give the pants you have worn to the Queen Mother, don’t you think it’s shabby? (followed by a look of contempt)

Moli Qing: @Sun Wukong, the Great Sage doesn’t know something. Nowadays, prices in the world are soaring, but the salary of security guards has not increased. The four of us brothers are already too poor to wear pants. (followed by a tearful expression)

Thor: No wonder I went to work today and saw Moli Qing not wearing pants, so I thought it was a new trend in heaven.

Seven Fairies: @Mo Liqing, I hate it. People think you are showing off your capital like that. (followed by a shy expression)

Zhu Bajie: @Seven fairies, I’m talking about girls, when it comes to capital, who in the entire heaven is as rich as me, old pig, after get off work tonight, do you want to make a date? (followed by a drooling expression)

Nezha: I saw it, Moli Qing’s capital is not as good as my dad’s!

King Tota: @Nezha, you little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? Have you finished your homework? (followed by an annoyed expression)

King Tota: Well, ladies and gentlemen, children’s words are Wuji, children’s words are Wuji, haha! (followed by a shy expression)

Seven Fairies: @Tota King, Li King, are you free? Come out and have a cup of tea? (followed by a seductive expression)

Mother of Lightning: @Tota King, come to my house and show me, my old Lei is on duty today! (followed by a drooling expression)

Lei Gong: @Dian Mu, Ah Dian, I am also in the group. (followed by a tearful expression)

Mother Lightning: @Thunder God, damn ghost, Li Tianwang’s surname is Li, not Wang. Are you scared? (followed by a look of contempt)

…

Lin Hai saw that the group was confused, and the topic shifted directly to the relationship between King Tota and the female fairies, and he couldn't help but feel speechless.

Damn it, can’t these idiots miss the point? It seems that my brother needs to personally come forward to give some guidance. Thinking of this, Lin Hai @directly @Sun Wukong in the group.

Little Confused Fairy: @Sun Wukong, the Great Sage, and Mo Liqing want to give the Queen Mother pants, how do you know?

When Lin Hai said this, the funny guys in the group immediately reacted.

Moli Qing: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know?

Thor: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? +1

Seven Fairies: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? +2

Nezha: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? +3

…

The immortals who had lost their birthday gifts immediately lined up in the group to question him.

King Tota: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing to do tonight. Is there anyone who can come out and sit down together to discuss life?

"Isn't it enough to discuss strangers?" Lin Hai was amused for a while, but he didn't expect that the serious-looking King Tota was also a playboy. Unfortunately, the gods were now questioning Sun Wukong, so how could anyone care about him?

Sun Wukong: Ahaha, of course my grandson knows, because his pants are my grandson... Oh! (Followed by a mouth-covering expression)

Sun Wukong: No, my old grandson suddenly feels urgent to urinate. Goodbye!

After saying that, Sun Wukong closed WeChat and rolled on the floor laughing.

And the group immediately became excited.

Zhu Bajie: Damn Bima Wen, it was really you who did it. Even if you steal other people’s things, even steal from me, old pig, you don’t recognize your relatives!

Red Boy: My bellyband was also stolen. It must have been done by a dead monkey. Now I can only go to school naked, which is so embarrassing.

Seventh Fairy: I lost another pair of underwear yesterday. If you want it, just tell them directly. It’s not like they won’t give it to you, so why steal it? (followed by a shy expression)

Taibaijinxing: @Seven fairies, ahem, that, I want one too...

Seven Fairies: @Taibai Jinxing, old cows eat young grass, you? How shameless are you at your age? You are handsome, but do you still think you are strong and powerful like a young man? He looks sanctimonious, but what else is going on in his mind? Dirty or not? What would your son think if he found out? What does your daughter think? do you know……

"I'll go!" Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the seven fairies on the screen and felt admiration in his heart. Damn, this girl speaks too fiercely. She will probably be beaten to death!

Taibai Jinxing: Ahem, what, it’s time to go home and change the diaper for your granddaughter. You guys were chatting, and I got out of the way first.

Seven Fairies: Excuses, all excuses, shameless, just like the God of Wealth!

puff!

When Lin Hai saw this, he burst into laughter. Damn, this unlucky God of Wealth, why is he lying on his back again?

Ding dong!

As soon as the message about Seven Fairies was sent out, a group message popped up.

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by ten years!

Damn it!

Lin Hai laughed so hard that this God of Wealth was truly unparalleled.

God of Wealth: @Seven fairies, you can criticize others as long as you hate them, it’s none of my business! ! ! (followed by an angry expression)

Seven Fairies: @God of Wealth, hey, I thought you weren’t here, but you were peeking at the screen all the time? Why are thoughts so dirty? Honestly, what else have you seen?

God of Wealth: I spy on your sister! (followed by a crazy expression)

Seventh Fairy: All the immortals know that I have no sisters, only six sisters who are as beautiful as flowers and jade, empty and lonely. You obviously want to take advantage of my sister, you want to hide it, you are shameless, and you are not a man!

God of Wealth: You are not a man! You sisters are not men! ! ! (Behind is a row of crazy expressions)

Seventh Fairy: Nonsense, of course my sisters are not men, why do you think so? Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease?

Ding dong!

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by ten years!