My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Red Boy: Just tell me whatever it is, good brother, be loyal!

Lin Hai felt happy when he saw Hong Haier's reply.

Little confused fairy: Well, can you teach me the true fire of samadhi? (followed by a drooling expression)

After sending the message, Lin Hai immediately felt nervous and his heartbeat quickened.

This is the True Fire of Samadhi. If Honghaier agrees to teach him and masters the True Fire of Samadhi, he will probably be invincible in the entire mortal world!

Red Boy: No!

"Uh..." Lin Hai's face suddenly froze when he saw Hong Hai'er's simple and straightforward answer.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t refuse in a hurry, good brothers have to be loyal!

Lin Hai didn't want to give up like this. As soon as he thought about it, he had an idea and was ready to lure Hong Boy.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: That’s good. From now on, I’ll give you a bottle of Wahaha and two packs of spicy strips to take away. How about that?

Red Boy: Good brother, you are indeed loyal! (followed by a drooling expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: So, you agreed?

Lin Hai was overjoyed. The child was really easy to coax, so he could just give him some snacks.

Honghai'er: It's such a good thing, why don't I agree? That's what we agreed, you have to give me Wahaha and spicy strips every day, no regrets!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t worry, good brother, be loyal and never regret what you say!

Honghai'er: Well, let's give today's gift away first, hehehe...

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No problem, just wait a moment!

Lin Hai had been in the Holy Land for a long time and had stored a large amount of snacks, and directly handed over a bottle of Wahaha and two packs of spicy strips.

Red Boy: Haha, thank you very much, good brother, you are indeed loyal! (followed by a laughing emoji)

The smile on Lin Hai's face became even more proud. For a handful of money, in exchange for the magical power of Samadhi True Fire, it was like making money in the sky!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Now can you teach me how popular Samadhi is?

Honghai'er: Didn't I just say no? (followed by a questioning expression)

puff!

Lin Hai almost fell to the ground after reading Hong Haier's reply.

Nima, what's going on? Words don’t count. It seems that integrity has to start from childhood!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brother, be loyal! You can't go back on your word! (followed by a tearful expression)

Honghai'er: I don't regret it, I said it from the beginning! (Followed by a surprised expression)

Lin Hai was a little unhappy. Why didn't he admit what he just said?

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Didn’t I agree before that I would give you Wahaha and spicy strips every day, and you would teach me how popular Samadhi is? The chat history is still there!

Lin Hai directly sent the screenshots and screenshots of the chat to Honghaier.

Little confused fairy: If you don’t believe me, just take a look for yourself!

Honghai'er: I saw it. You just said you would give me Wahaha and spicy strips every day. You didn't say that I would teach you the real fire of Samadhi and you would give it to me. If you don't believe me, just read it for yourself!

Honghai'er directly sent the screenshot back and circled Lin Hai's words in red.

"Uh..." Lin Hai was stunned when he saw it.

In his words, he did not mention the true fire of Samadhi, but he could understand that that was what he meant.

Little confused fairy: No, you have to look at the context!

Lin Hai explained anxiously.

Red Boy: What’s the context? I don’t understand? Didn’t we just talk about two things? The first thing is, you asked me to teach Samadhi Zhenhuo, but I refused. The second thing, you asked me to give me spicy strips and Wahaha every day, and I agreed. Is there a problem?

puff!

Lin Hai almost vomited, Damn, the problem is big, this is obviously the same thing, okay!

"You actually let a kid fool you!" It seemed that he couldn't make sense with Hong Hai'er, so Lin Hai didn't bother to put in any more effort and was ready to get straight to the point.

Little confused fairy: If you don’t talk about this anymore, just ask, how can you teach me the true fire of Samadhi?

Red Boy: I can’t teach you anything!

Lin Hai was speechless for a moment. Why didn't he realize that this red boy was so difficult to talk to before?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brothers cannot be ungrateful. If you say this, I will be sad. (followed by a sad expression)

Honghai'er: It's not that I don't have loyalty, it's because the true fire of Samadhi cannot be taught at all!

"Oh?" Lin Hai was stunned, with a trace of doubt in his eyes.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: If you can't teach it, how can you do it?

Hong Hai'er: I got a god-level fire essence and refined it!

"God-level fire essence!" Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up. Didn't he rely on the fire essence to upgrade his celestial vision before? He also learned the magical power of Burning the Sky!

It's just that the essence of fire is ordinary fire!

And according to what Hong Haier said, if you want to cultivate Samadhi True Fire, you need a god-level fire essence!

Little confused fairy: Then where did your god-level fire essence come from? Do you still have it? (followed by a drooling expression)

Honghai'er: No, mine was given to me by my father. He only had two pills in total. He used one himself and gave one to me.

"Your father gave it to you, the Bull Demon King?" Lin Hai was stunned.

Little Confused Fairy: How do I remember that the Bull Demon King doesn’t know how to be really hot in Samadhi?

Red Boy: No, no, I made a mistake. It was not given by my father, but by Taishang Laojun! (Followed by a cold sweat expression)

"I'll just say it!" A strange smile suddenly appeared on Lin Hai's face, and Hong Hai'er's messages continued to come over.

Red Boy: Taishang Laojun is not my father!

Red Boy: My dad is not Taishang Laojun, but the Bull Demon King!

Red Boy: I have nothing to do with Taishang Laojun!

Red Boy: My name was not given by Taishang Laojun!

…

Lin Hai looked at Hong Hai'er's anxious look and shook his head in amusement.

Damn it, I’m just trying to explain it in a thin line, trying to conceal it. Who on earth doesn’t know that you are the illegitimate son of the Supreme Lord? The description in Journey to the West is too obvious!

Little Confused Fairy: Okay, I believe it. You are the son of the Bull Demon King and have nothing to do with Taishang Laojun Mao!

Honghaier: Even so, I don’t even know him!

"Haha!" Lin Hai could feel Hong Hai'er's relief through the phone.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then do you know, is this god-level fire essence available anywhere?

Honghai'er: I don't know. You have to ask my dad... Bah, ask Taishang Laojun.

Lin Hai was disappointed for a while. It seemed that if he wanted to cultivate Samadhi True Fire, there would be absolutely no chance in a short time.

As for asking Taishang Laojun? Lin Hai thought about it and let it go. The old guy was so dark, he didn't know what he would ask for.

After finishing their chat with Hong Hai'er, Lin Hai and Xian'er prepared to go back to the wooden house, waiting for news about Taishang Laojun's weapon refining.

"Dad, do you want to go back to the house? Are you going to do it in broad daylight..." Ahua came out of nowhere and looked at Lin Hai and Xian'er with a wicked smile.

"Get out!" Lin Hai kicked it angrily. This rogue dog was so wretched.

"Hey, hey, dad, please take me out this time. I'm really tired of staying in there." Ahua licked her face and rubbed the saliva on Lin Hai's pants.

"Your sister!" Lin Hai's head was full of black lines and he pushed its dog's head aside.

"By the way, weren't you asleep before?"

At the mention of sleeping, Ahua couldn't help but tremble all over, her face twitched, as if she had been greatly wronged, and tears were about to fall.

"Don't mention that. That was the time when that idiot Xiaohong violated my body and I was so naked!"

puff!

Lin Hai couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

But he still remembered Xiaohong's ecstatic look when he took Ahua away last time he left.

Just when I was thinking of teasing A-hua, suddenly there was a ding-dong sound, and my WeChat message rang.

When Lin Hai opened it and took a look, his eyes suddenly shone brightly and his face was filled with ecstasy!