My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai found Taishang Laojun's WeChat among his friends in Heaven, edited a message and sent it.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Laojun, are you here? I have something to do with you.

After a while, Taishang Laojun's message came back.

Taishang Laojun: Here you are, here you are, why are you looking for me? Are you going to release new products in the Tianting WeChat store again? (Followed by a raised eyebrow expression)

Lin Hai simply rolled his eyes and said, "Your sister, my brother is not a full-time micro-business person."

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: We will talk about the release of new products later. Now I have something I want to ask Laojun for a small favor. (followed by a flattering expression)

Taishang Laojun: Oh? What's the matter? The price of asking me for help is very high. Are you sure you have enough chips? (Followed by a serious expression)

"Damn it, you change your face so quickly!" Lin Hai looked down with disdain.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: It depends on what you said. In our relationship, who is following whom? Doesn’t talking about bargaining chips hurt our feelings? Besides, it is an extremely trivial matter. For you, it is a piece of cake.

Taishang Laojun: Don’t mess with it, it’s useless. I want chips but not feelings! Let’s talk about it first.

"Your sister!" Lin Hai pouted, this old guy is so boring!

Little confused fairy: I would like to ask Laojun to help me refine a weapon. I will provide the materials myself!

Taishang Laojun: Oh? (followed by a shocked expression)

puff!

"Damn, have you been possessed by Tieguai Li?" Lin Hai has left behind sequelae. Now seeing the shocked expression, he wants to get angry and curse!

However, now that he was seeking help from the Supreme Lord, Lin Hai had no choice but to hold back.

After sending the message, Lin Hai was afraid that Taishang Laojun would not agree, so he directly sent Thousand Years Cold Iron.

Ding dong!

You sent Millennium Cold Iron x1 to Taishang Laojun.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: How about it, Laojun, are my weapon refining materials okay? (Followed by a proud expression)

Taishang Laojun: Are you going to use this garbage to make me a weapon? Are you insulting me? (followed by an angry expression)

"Uh..." Lin Hai was startled and blinked, a little confused.

This thousand-year-old cold iron is a top-notch weapon-making material. How come it turned into garbage when it came to Taishang Laojun?

Could it be that this old boy didn't want to practice for himself, so he just said this?

Little confused fairy: Okay, help me! Please! You help me make it, and I will put new products on the WeChat store tomorrow, ten kinds at a time!

Taishang Laojun: Seriously? (followed by an excited expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t worry, I am the most honest person!

Taishang Laojun: If that's the case, then I'll just have to do it, but there's one condition!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Just ask for any conditions!

Seeing that Taishang Laojun agreed, Lin Hai was so excited that he said generously.

Taishang Laojun: I still want all your property!

puff!

Lin Hai looked at the screen of his mobile phone and almost fell to the ground.

"Damn it, you want all my property, isn't it too dark? Despicable, unscrupulous, greedy..." Lin Hai simply used all the words he could think of.

However, after scolding you, you still have to beg Taishang Laojun honestly, who is so awesome?

Little confused fairy: Can I bargain? (followed by a tearful expression)

Taishang Laojun: No price, thank you!

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, but it was too tempting for Taishang Laojun to refine weapons with his own hands. Lin Hai had no choice but to grin and transfer all his merit points to Taishang with great reluctance. Laojun.

Taishang Laojun: That’s it? (Followed by a skeptical expression)

"Damn it!" Lin Hai pointed his middle finger at the screen. Damn, that's several million merit points. It's still not enough. How shameless.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, what kind of weapon do you want?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I want someone more domineering, preferably one with long weapons and capable of sweeping across a large area!

Taishang Laojun: Okay, just wait, it will be fine in a while!

"Yeah!" Seeing Taishang Laojun's reply, Lin Hai jumped up in excitement, picked up Xian'er, and spun around with laughter.

"Ah, Master, Xian'er fainted!" Xian'er exclaimed and said shyly.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so excited, so excited!" Lin Hai then put Xian'er down and apologized repeatedly.

Xian'er pursed her red lips and smiled shyly, "What makes the master so happy?"

"Xian'er, do you know Taishang Laojun? He promised to help me refine weapons!"

"Tai Shang Laojun!" Xian'er exclaimed, then covered her mouth with a look of disbelief on her face!

"What, have you heard of him?" Lin Hai couldn't help but ask.

"Of course! Taishang Laojun is a big shot. Even the former master of the Holy Land respects him highly!"

Xian'er's eyes were full of brilliance, and she seemed to admire the Supreme Lord very much.

"According to the previous owner, Taishang Laojun not only has great magical power, but also no one can surpass him in refining elixirs and weapons. Many of the most famous elixirs and artifacts in the three realms are from his hands!"

"That's not the case!" Lin Hai looked proud. Not to mention anything else, there are many awesome magic weapons in Journey to the West, such as Zhu Bajie's rake, Princess Iron Fan's banana fan, as well as the diamond carving, the golden purple gourd, and the mutton-fat jade net. The vase, purple gold bell, etc. are all made by Taishang Laojun.

It can be said that products produced by Taishang Laojun are a resounding brand and definitely not ordinary!

"I just don't know what kind of weapons Lao Jun will train my brother." Lin Hai's face was filled with longing and great anticipation!

"While you're waiting, let's do something serious!" Lin Hai found Honghai'er's WeChat account again.

Little confused fairy: What are you doing, kid?

Honghai'er's message was sent quickly.

Red Boy: Daxian, during recess now, Nezha and I are playing skipping rope! The Ninth Prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea serves as the rope.

puff!

After Lin Hai finished reading, he paid a three-minute silence to the Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of the West Sea.

Damn it, the Ninth Prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea is really miserable to have these two naughty kids as classmates.

Red Boy: Now it's Nezha's turn to dance. Do you have anything to do with me?

Little confused fairy: Well, let me discuss something with you, hehehe...

"Dad, why do you smile so obscenely? You look like a weirdo who deceives children!" I don't know when Ahua appeared again.

Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face, Damn, you can see all this!

"Get out of here!" Lin Hai raised his leg and kicked Ahua away.

Red Boy: What's going on?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Well, do you know how to be really hot in Samadhi?

Red Boy: Yes, yesterday Nezha secretly caught a dragon and grilled it. I grilled it with Samadhi True Fire. It was delicious.

"Uh..." Lin Hai sweated, who asked you about the barbecue? But these two guys are so awesome, they eat dragon meat on skewers!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: So tell me, how is our relationship?

Lin Hai continued to be seductive.

Honghai'er: Of course we have a good relationship. You gave us Wahaha and "One Piece". Nezha and I have long considered you a good brother!

Lin Hai felt happy. If Red Boy said this, it would be easy to handle.

Little Confused Fairy: Do you know that in ancient times, an eternal truth has been passed down?

Lin Hai continued to fool around.

Red Boy: Ancient times? I don’t know, the teacher never mentioned it.

Little confused fairy: It doesn’t matter if you don’t know. I will tell you today that the eternal truth is: Good brothers, be loyal! (Behind is a guy smoking and wearing sunglasses with a cool expression)

After Lin Hai sent the message, he couldn't hold it back and even laughed.

"Nima, are you too bad for fooling children here?"

Red Boy: Good brother, be loyal! It makes so much sense, it’s truly the eternal truth! ! !

puff!

After Lin Hai finished reading it, he sprayed it directly!

Damn, is this okay?

This is the catchphrase of Sir Wei Xiaobao in the novel. He used it to make nonsense, but he didn't expect that it actually fooled Red Boy.

But now that you've been fooled, it's time to get down to business.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: So, my dear brother, I have a request for you. Do you agree?