My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"You, why are you looking at me like that? My brother's orientation is normal. Don't mess around! I'd rather die than obey!" Yu Hong's heart felt frightened when Lin Hai saw him. He crossed his arms and said, Said warily.

"From your sister!" Lin Hai had a black line, and Yu Hong was too funny.

But thinking about how soon he would have to eat such a big lump of cow dung into his mouth, Lin Hai immediately showed a compassionate expression and held Yu Hong's hands with great sadness.

"Holy shit, if you're serious, let go, or I'll call you an indecent assault!" Yu Hong immediately screamed in exaggeration, causing Yun Hui'er beside him to giggle.

"Brother, for mercy's sake, I've found a way to help you connect your meridians!" Lin Hai said solemnly, but the suppressed smile on his face made Yu Hong feel unreliable.

"It's true. Let me tell you, although I have a broad mind and a big belly that can tolerate everything in the world, if you make fun of this kind of thing again, I will be really angry."

"What I said is true, I'm not kidding you!" After Lin Hai said that, he took out his phone again, gritted his teeth and took out the cow dung.

"Your sister, Taishang Laojun, is really nothing!" The sticky feeling in his hand, coupled with a faint smell, made Lin Hai feel nauseous and cursed Taishang Laojun to death in his heart!

But when he thought that Yu Hong was even more miserable and would soon eat this piece of cow dung, Lin Hai finally felt a little more balanced.

"Holy shit, what the hell?" Yu Hong and Yun Huier quickly covered their noses and frowned as they looked at the unknown object held in Lin Hai's hand.

"Hey." Lin Hai looked at Yu Hong and narrowed his eyes, like a wolf grandma, and handed the cow dung to Yu Hong's eyes, and Yu Hong hurriedly stepped back.

"Brother, you are so disgusting. Is this cow dung?" Yu Hong recognized it immediately and looked at Lin Hai with contempt.

"Cow dung? What are you talking about?" Lin Hai glared, pretending to be indignant.

"This is not cow dung. This is a healing treasure, used to treat your meridians!"

After hearing this, Yu Hong suddenly grinned, stretched out a finger, and weakly pointed at the black cow dung.

"Brother, do you think I am a three-year-old child? Whose healing treasure is this? Does it look like this?"

"This is, this is..." Lin Hai rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of a word.

"This is the elixir of the Western Region, black jade intermittent ointment!"

"Black Jade Intermittent Cream?" Yu Hong couldn't help but be stunned, "Why does it sound so familiar?"

"Nonsense, how can you not be familiar with it? This is from Grandpa Jin Yong's martial arts novel. As long as you have read "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword", you will definitely know it!" Lin Hai laughed secretly.

"Didn't Zhang Wuji treat the legs of Yin Liting and Yu Daiyan with the black jade intermittent ointment?" Yun Hui'er suddenly exclaimed from the side.

Lin Hai immediately gave Yun Hui'er an appreciative look. At the critical moment, this girl was quite cooperative!

"Hui'er is indeed well-informed and even knows these secrets!"

"Secret information, your sister! Does it mean you are well-informed after reading martial arts novels?" Yu Hong was speechless for a while. At this moment, he also realized that he knew why the name of this black jade intermittent ointment was so familiar.

"Brother Yu Hong, let me tell you, as long as you take this black jade intermittent ointment, I will ensure that your meridians will recover immediately!" Lin Hai smiled at Yu Hong in a seductive manner.

"Come on, come on, use fictitious things in novels to coax me, is it interesting?" Yu Hong curled his lips and suddenly felt that Lin Hai was less reliable than him.

"Why is it fictitious!" Lin Hai rolled his eyes, "This is really black jade intermittent ointment. If you don't believe it, just try it and you will know."

"I won't try it, it will make me sick just looking at it! If you want to try it, try it!" Yu Hong shook his head like a rattle.

"Your sister!" Lin Hai was speechless for a while. Are they treating your injuries? Why are they begging you?

"Good medicine tastes bitter, brother, don't you understand such a simple truth?" Lin Hai had no choice but to patiently persuade.

"You may not think that this medicine looks disgusting, but it's very effective. Don't they say you shouldn't look at the ads to see the efficacy? Let's not look at the appearance to see the efficacy. I guarantee you won't regret it after taking it!"

"Also, our black jade intermittent ointment is a pure natural herbal essence without any additives. It is an authentic healing holy object with no side effects. It is a must-have medicine for home and travel. Hey, don't Let’s go…”

Yu Hong glanced at Lin Hai dumbfounded, and then apologized to Lin Hai.

"Brother, I have never convinced anyone in my life. Today I am really convinced. Are you a salesman?"

"Promote your sister!" Lin Hai's face suddenly darkened.

"I'll ask you again, do you want to eat it or not?" Lin Hai said with a stern look on his face. He was so soft that he was ready to be tough.

"I won't eat it, I won't eat it!" Yu Hong shook his head vigorously, his eyes extremely determined.

"Damn, you forced me to do this!" After Lin Hai said that, he stretched out his hands and touched Yu Hong's numb hole before he could react.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!" Yu Hong immediately realized that he couldn't move his whole body, and couldn't help but look panicked.

"What are you doing?" Lin Hai smirked, "Of course I'm giving you medicine!"

As he spoke, Lin Hai grabbed Yu Hong's chin and, under Yu Hong's horrified eyes, directly stuffed a large pile of cow dung into Yu Hong's mouth.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yu Hong's eyes almost bulged out. Why couldn't he move at all, so he could only let Lin Hai feed the cow dung.

"Damn it, it's so hard to feed people shit!" It wasn't until Yu Hong had swallowed most of the cow dung that Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion.

"What? Did he eat shit?" Yun Hui'er was standing next to her, her eyes suddenly widened with disbelief on her face.

And Yu Hong was even more confused for a while, then felt nauseated and almost vomited everything out.

"Oh my god, you let it slip!" Lin Hai cursed secretly.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I mean, it's so difficult to feed people medicine!" Lin Hai explained with a smile.

However, Yun Hui'er looked at him for a moment, and it could be seen from her shocked eyes that she could not believe Lin Hai's explanation.

Not to mention Yu Hong, who was staring at Lin Hai fiercely with such hatred that he almost burst into flames.

"Damn it, I guess my good intentions will not be rewarded. It's all because of that bastard Taishang Laojun!" Lin Hai cursed secretly. Looking at Yu Hong's expression, he probably hated himself to death!

"Let's untie his acupuncture points first. I have good intentions anyway. He will understand later!" Thinking of this, Lin Hai clicked his fingers to untie Yu Hong's acupuncture points.

"I'm going to kill you!" As soon as Yu Hong could move his body, he spat out the remaining cow dung in his mouth, and then rushed towards Lin Hai with red eyes.

"Hui'er stopped the car. He wants to fight. I'll get out of the car and fight with him!" Lin Hai grabbed Yu Hong and said suddenly.

As soon as Yun Hui'er's car stopped, Lin Hai directly dragged Yu Hong out, and then stood with his hands behind his back.

"If you have grievances, do it!"

"Hmph! How dare you humiliate me like this? Either you die today or I die!" With that, Yu Hong shouted and rushed towards Lin Hai!