My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai's words made both Yun Hui'er and Yu Hong stunned.

"Once a person's meridians are broken, won't they never recover?" After a long time, Yun Hui'er asked in surprise. Although she had some blind worship of Lin Hai, the matter of reconnecting the meridians was still too unbelievable. , even Yun Hui'er was a little suspicious.

Not to mention Yu Hong, he curled his lips in disdain and then rolled his eyes at Lin Hai.

"I said, buddy, is it interesting that you are teasing me like this?"

Lin Hai smiled and did not speak. Instead, he carefully circulated his true energy through Yu Hong's body, and soon understood Yu Hong's physical condition.

"The meridians throughout his body are wide and flexible. If his arms were not cut off, he would indeed be a rare martial arts genius!" Lin Hai said calmly, very satisfied with Yu Hong's physical fitness.

I have something to do when I come to Xijing. After I finish it, I have to leave immediately and rush to the next place. I don’t have much time to inspect the Yu family one by one. Why not regard this Yu Hong as the successor of old brother Yu Jianping!

Lin Hai suddenly made a decision in his heart.

"You don't have to say it, everyone in the martial arts family in Xijing knows it." Yu Hong pulled his arm back with some dissatisfaction. Although he was optimistic by nature, Lin Hai's behavior still made him feel a little deliberately humiliated.

"I'll think of a way. If nothing happens, I should be able to connect your meridians." Now that he has decided to choose Yu Hong as Yu Jianping's successor, Lin Hai's first priority is to solve the problem of Yu Hong's meridian being cut off.

"Okay, buddy, thank you, but please don't make such a joke." Yu Hong finally calmed down when he saw Lin Hai repeatedly making fun of his severed meridians.

And when Yun Hui'er looked at Lin Hai's solemn look, a bright idea flashed in her beautiful eyes, and she came up with a bold idea.

"Brother Lin Hai, do you really have a way to connect the meridians?" Although Yun Hui'er didn't believe it herself, she couldn't help but ask.

After all, Lin Hai reached the Grandmaster level at such a young age. In the eyes of ordinary people, it was simply impossible, but this impossible thing happened to happen to Lin Hai.

Continuing the meridians is also impossible, but Lin Hai can't think about it with ordinary people's thinking. Who knows if he will make another impossibility possible?

"I'm not completely sure, let me give it a try!" Lin Hai said lightly. He really didn't know the method of connecting the meridians. The only way was to ask the gods in heaven for help.

"Try it? How?" Yun Huier asked curiously, and even Yu Hong looked at Lin Hai in surprise.

"He still wants to try? Does he really have a way?" Seeing Lin Hai's seriousness, Yu Hong couldn't help but feel moved. After all, no one is willing to give up if there is a glimmer of hope.

Lin Hai did not answer, but took out his mobile phone and directly found Taishang Laojun's WeChat account.

Little confused fairy: Laojun, are you here to ask me something?

Taishang Laojun: Haha, what’s going on, fellow immortal, please tell me? (Followed by a smiling face)

Today's Taishang Laojun is very polite to Lin Hai, for no other reason than that the spicy strips sold by Lin Hai in the Tianting WeChat store are very popular and are sold out almost every day as soon as they are put on the shelves.

Although Lin Hai has increased sales countless times and even increased the price by 50%, he still cannot stop the enthusiasm of the foodies in Tianting and it has become a hot-selling food.

In this way, not only did Lin Hai make a lot of money, but Taishang Laojun also suffered from hand cramps.

In the eyes of Taishang Laojun, Lin Hai now is more of a God of Wealth than the genuine God of Wealth in Heaven. Can he be rude to Lin Hai?

Lin Hai didn't bother to beat around the bush with him and directly stated his needs.

Little Muddle-headed Immortal: Laojun, I need a kind of elixir now. After taking it, mortals can reconnect the severed meridians. As long as this effect can be achieved!

Taishang Laojun: Is it for mortals? (Sweating expression behind)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t say you don’t have it, just refine it on the spot for me if you don’t have it! (Followed by a smirking expression)

Because of the matter of Tianting Weidian, the relationship between the two of them was at least harmonious on the surface. Although Taishang Laojun was the Taoist ancestor, Lin Hai talked to him much more casually than usual. At least it was okay to make a little joke. Big problem.

Taishang Laojun: As long as it can be connected to the meridians of mortals?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes, of course it would be great if it had other effects. (followed by a laughing emoji)

Taishang Laojun: Immortal friend, wait a moment, I will send it to you right away!

Lin Hai looked at it and felt happy. This kind of thing that was impossible in the mortal world was really easy for gods.

After waiting for less than a minute, the message from Taishang Laojun came back again.

Taishang Laojun: Immortal friend, I will send it to you!

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun sent you a pile of cow dung, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

puff!

"Your sister!" Lin Hai almost fell to the ground when he saw this prompt message.

Damn it, this old boy, Taishang Laojun, is so damaged. My brother wants elixirs, but if you don’t give them, just don’t give them. What does it mean to send him a piece of cow dung?

Little confused fairy: It belongs to your uncle! (followed by an annoyed expression)

Lin Hai had a black line on his face and started to spit out obscenities.

Taishang Laojun: Fairy friend, this is the green cow I raised, not my uncle’s! Besides, I don’t have an uncle either! (Followed by a puzzled expression)

Little confused fairy: Get out of here!

Lin Hai was speechless for a while, Damn, why are you pretending to be confused with your brother? That's just to scold you, okay?

Little confused fairy: Laojun, you are not kind. What I want is the elixir that can connect the meridians of mortals. What do you think you are doing here with your shit?

Taishang Laojun: Didn’t you say that as long as it can be connected to the meridians of mortals, that’s fine? (followed by an innocent expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes, but at least send one over. You send out cow dung...

"Wait!" Lin Hai was halfway through editing the information, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind.

"Damn it, no way!" Lin Hai suddenly remembered that this was no ordinary cow dung!

Taishang Laojun's green bull is one of the best among the divine beasts in heaven. Could its feces be of ordinary quality?

"Could it be that this cow dung can achieve the effect of connecting meridians?" Thinking of this, Lin Hai quickly opened the Qiankun bag in WeChat and checked it.

Sure enough, in a square grid in the lower left corner, there was already a black disgusting thing.

Lin Hai touched it lightly with his finger, and the description text immediately appeared.

Cow dung: the dung of the green cow under the throne of Taishang Laojun.

"It's over?" Lin Hai was confused for a while, and there was no effective introduction?

Little confused fairy: Laojun, no joke, are you sure this thing can connect the meridians of mortals?

Taishang Laojun: Haha, don’t worry, let alone connecting the meridians of mortals, if it is eaten by mortal animals, it can even be directly cultivated into a demon fairy!

"So awesome!" Lin Hai's eyes suddenly widened. If it is true as Taishang Laojun said, then this is not a piece of shit, but a treasure.

"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Yun Hui'er couldn't help but ask when she saw Lin Hai holding the mobile phone and his eyes staring blankly.

Lin Hai did not answer, looked at the cow dung in the Qiankun bag, and then turned his attention to Yu Hong.

"Brother, it's really hard for you, but I'm also doing your best!" Lin Hai couldn't help but show a trace of pity in his eyes.