My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

When Taishang Laojun mentioned the matter of the Peach Club, the crowd immediately fell silent. It was obvious that all the immortals were very concerned about this.

Taishang Laojun: @Antarctic Immortal, I know you are online, come out quickly and tell everyone.

Antarctic Immortal: Ahem...I'm sorry, I'm really busy preparing for the Peach Blossom Party, so I don't really have much to say. It's basically the same as the previous ones, except that there's an extra fairy on top of the banquet. , I guarantee everyone will like it.

As soon as the Antarctic Immortal opened his mouth, the group immediately became lively again.

Zhu Bajie: Wow, what kind of fairy? Come on, tell me, doesn’t everyone get a girl? (followed by a drooling expression)

Mo Liqing: Bajie’s suggestion is good. If not, I suggest you match it. (Followed by a smirking expression)

Seventh Fairy: Don’t think about beautiful things, it’s better to have a handsome guy. (followed by a shy expression)

Zhu Bajie: @Seven fairies, do you think my brother is handsome? Do you want to make a date? (followed by a drooling expression)

Seventh Fairy: Go ahead and die, I have no interest in domestic animals.

Mo Liqing: @Seven Fairies, are you interested in me? Look at my beard, how thick it is. What can you think of? (followed by a lewd expression)

Seven Fairies: @Mo Li Qing, bah bah bah, get lost you big pervert!

Taishang Laojun was speechless for a while, why did he go astray without saying a few words?

Taishang Laojun: Be quiet and let the Antarctic Immortal continue! Whoever makes trouble again will be kicked out!

Zhu Bajie and others stopped talking and did not dare to talk nonsense.

Antarctic Immortal: In fact, in our heaven, people like Sun Dasheng, Tieguai Li and others have tasted this new product in advance. It is Zhonghua brand cigarettes!

Zhu Bajie: Zhonghua cigarettes? what?

Chang'e: Yes, is it delicious?

Seven Fairies: What does this Zhonghua brand cigarette look like? Is it a stick? Food or use? (a shy expression behind)

Mo Liqing: @Fairy, you are naughty again. If you want a stick, you can come to your brother. If you can eat it and use it, it is enough. (followed by a lewd expression)

Lin Hai looked at it and wanted to laugh for a while. Damn it, this Seventh Fairy has not been in the world for a long time and can't bear the loneliness. Why does she speak so dirty now?

Antarctic Immortal: Haha, this will be kept secret for now, everyone will know when the time comes!

Zhu Bajie: Hey, what’s the point? If you don’t tell me, there’s no way for me, old pig, to know in advance? @Sun Wukong, Brother Monkey, what are those Chinese brand cigarettes? Can you eat it?

Zhu Bajie @Sun Wukong, the group immediately became quiet, and all the immortals also wanted to know what this Zhonghua brand cigarette was.

Unfortunately, Sun Wukong didn't respond for a long time, and he was probably still dueling with Erlang Shen.

He Xiangu: @Tieguai Li, Brother Guaizi, can you tell me about it?

Tieguai Li: (a row of shocked expressions)

puff!

Lin Hai looked at it and couldn't help but laugh. This Tieguai Li was so amazing. No matter who he talked to, everyone would be shocked at the beginning.

Even though Dunima is so old, she doesn't know what she is being shocked about all day long.

Tieguai Li: That was the ultimate enjoyment. (followed by an intoxicated expression)

Zhu Bajie: @Tieguai Li, stop being too pretentious and tell me more details!

Tieguai Li: It can only be understood, not expressed in words. (followed by a shocked expression)

Zhu Bajie: Your sister!

He Xiangu: @Zhu Bajie, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, my aunt castrated you! (followed by an angry expression)

Lan Caihe: @Zhu Bajie, you damn pig, I want to challenge you to a duel!

Zhu Bajie: @He Xiangu, fairy, I’m not talking about you! Although I thought about it in my heart, how could I dare? (followed by a shy expression)

He Xiangu: @Zhu Bajie, you can’t even think about it, you dirty pig! (Behind is an expression with a bloody dagger)

Lan Caihe: @Zhu Bajie, I can’t even think about it. Only I can think about it in the entire heaven! (followed by an angry expression)

He Xiangu: @Lan Caihe, you! ! ! Get away from me!

…

Lin Hai looked at this group of unreliable gods and started a new round of funny chat. He shook his head speechlessly. These gods are so high and mighty, none of them are serious at all.

Lin Hai was not ready to read any more. He was afraid that if he read again, he would have to wake up the sleeping Yun Hui'er with laughter.

After closing WeChat, Lin Hai directly opened Honor of Kings. He had to admit that this game was very interesting. Lin Hai, who didn't really like playing games, was actually addicted to it. He didn't feel at ease if he didn't play two games every day.

Entering the game, Lin Hai prepared for a 5V5 match.

"Huh?" As soon as he entered, Lin Hai discovered that Chu Yan was also online!

"This little girl is very addicted. It's already past two o'clock in the middle of the night." I was just thinking about whether to invite Chu Yan together, but Chu Yan's message came over.

Chu Yan: You are here.

Lin Hai: You’re still up so late. You’ve got enough addiction.

Chu Yan: Waiting for you!

"Uh..." Lin Hai was stunned. Chu Yan stayed up most of the night and was actually waiting for him?

Lin Hai: Wait for me? Is there a problem?

Lin Hai always felt that Chu Yan was waiting for him to play games in the middle of the night, which sounded a bit unreliable.

Chu Yan: Haha, do you hope anything will happen?

"Ah?" Lin Hai looked at Chu Yan's reply and was confused. What does this little girl mean? Why do you always feel like your tone is weird?

But Lin Hai was too lazy to think about anything else. Since he was waiting for himself to play games, let's start.

Lin Hai: As long as it’s okay, let’s get started!

After Lin Hai sent the message to Chu Yan, he clicked the invitation directly.

When choosing a character, Chu Yan chose Yu Ji, while Lin Hai was going to continue using Arthur, but Chu Yan's message was sent.

Chu Yan: You choose Yu. Historically, Xiang Yu failed to protect Yu Ji, but you can! I love it when you protect me!

"Uh..." Lin Hai was confused for a while. He always felt that something was wrong with Chu Yan's tone. Although he couldn't figure it out for the moment, he still followed Chu Yan and chose Xiang Yu.

But Lin Hai had never played the hero Xiang Yu, and he didn't even know his skills very well, let alone use him well.

As a result, not long after the game started, Lin Hai was killed several times, and he felt depressed. However, Chu Yan's Yu Ji, every time Lin Hai was in danger, she went to support Lin Hai desperately, sometimes even directly To die, there is absolutely no rules at all.

Naturally, his fellow teammates scolded Lin Hai and Chu Yan to death, and angrily said that they would report them to kill them intentionally after they finished, but Chu Yan didn't seem to care at all.

Chu Yan: If we can’t be together in life, we must be together in death!

"Is this girl okay?" Lin Hai scratched the back of his head after being fucked to death by both men again, feeling that Chu Yan seemed a little abnormal.

The game was lost without any suspense. After playing a few more games, it was still like this. Lin Hai felt that there must be something wrong with Chu Yan, otherwise it would not be like this forever.

After the game ended, Lin Hai did not continue, but sent a message to Chu Yan.

Lin Hai: What’s wrong with you? Is there something on your mind?

Chu Yan: Do you really want me to say it?

Lin Hai: Just tell me. If you have something to say, just say it. Don’t keep it in your heart.

Chu Yan: Okay, I’ll say it.

Lin Hai didn't reply, but was waiting for Chu Yan's message. Soon, Chu Yan sent a message, but after reading it, Lin Hai was stunned.