My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 542 The number one pervert in heaven

Lin Hai knew immediately that this was a serious matter.

When Yun Hui'er returned to the hotel, she had already lost her mind and had no idea what happened next. She must have thought that she had sex with her, which relieved the fairy's breath.

"Hui'er, it's not what you think, it's..." Lin Hai stopped mid-sentence, feeling embarrassed.

"Nima, how do I say this?" Lin Hai was so confused. He couldn't say that he found another girl to help her solve the problem. It was too difficult to say.

"You don't have to say anything." Yun Hui'er suddenly opened her eyes and stared at Lin Hai tenderly, just like Liu Xinyue looked at her afterwards.

Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat and he thought to himself, this little girl has fallen in love with him, right?

"I understand the situation very well, so I won't blame you. Now that things have happened, Hui'er only hopes that my brother can treat Hui'er well and not let her down." Yun Hui'er said, suddenly turned over and got into the room. Entered Lin Hai's arms.

"Hui'er, it's really not like this..."

"Stop talking, Hui'er feels so tired and needs to go back to sleep." After Yun Hui'er finished speaking, she stretched out her arms to hug Lin Hai, then snuggled into Lin Hai's arms, and soon fell asleep again.

Feeling the warm and fragrant soft jade in his arms, Lin Hai didn't have the slightest thought at this moment. He only felt a headache at this moment.

Although Yun Hui'er misunderstood, the difficulty is how to explain this kind of thing?

What's more, even if it is really explained clearly, this kind of thing is too embarrassing. How will I and Yun Hui'er meet in the future? Then I will die of embarrassment?

But if you don't tell her, looking at Yun Hui'er's current situation, she definitely thinks that she and she have a physical relationship, and now she considers herself her own woman.

"Fuck, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let that Zhong Na go and asked her to talk to Hui'er, girl to girl, so she wouldn't be as embarrassed as she is now."

"Huh?" Thinking of this, Lin Hai was suddenly stunned and remembered what Zhong Na said before leaving, saying that he would go find her.

"Did she already expect that Yun Huier would have a misunderstanding when she woke up and needed her help to clarify?" The more Lin Hai thought about it, the more he felt that this was a possibility. This might really be the only way.

After all, I am a man. If I go to tell Yun Hui'er that a girl is helping me, even if I don't embarrass Yun Hui'er to death, I will embarrass myself to death.

"But where can I find her? She didn't say where she lives?" Lin Hai had a headache for a while. Now he could only wait for Yun Huier to wake up and ask her if she knew Zhong Na. Maybe they often raced together, and they were mutually exclusive. Understanding is also normal.

"It seems that this is the only way." Lin Hai sighed, feeling that he was in a big trouble.

Looking at Yun Hui'er who was as docile as a little sheep in his arms, Lin Hai smiled bitterly. How could he still sleep with such a beautiful woman at his disposal?

Taking out his mobile phone, Lin Hai decided to spend this night in the game.

Before playing the game, Lin Hai habitually opened WeChat and looked at the unread messages.

"Hey, I haven't read so many messages in the Tianting Trading Group." Lin Hai noticed at first glance that the red 99+ in the Tianting Trading Group.

"Idle time is also idle. Let's take a look at what those funny gods are talking about recently." I opened the Heavenly Trading Group and found that it was really lively inside.

Sun Wukong: @Antarctic Immortal, if you have the ability, don’t invite me to this year’s Peach Fair, otherwise I will go and stir up trouble!

Zhu Bajie: @Sun Wukong, pull him down, Brother Monkey, stop bragging! Five hundred years in prison is not enough? (followed by a disdainful expression)

Sun Wukong: @Zhu Bajie, you idiot, you can’t beat me!

Erlang Shen: @Sun Wukong, I don’t believe it either. If you dare to make trouble again, I will beat you up like last time!

Roaring Sky Dog: Woof woof woof!

Erlang Shen: @Sun Wukong, my dog ​​said, if you dare to mess around again, it will bite you, so I will ask you if you are afraid!

Sun Wukong: @Erlang Shen, I am not afraid of the Jade Emperor or the King of Hell, but I am afraid of a dog next to you. Believe it or not, I will stew it tonight? (followed by an angry expression)

Erlang Shen: @Sun Wukong, if you don’t brag, you will die. If you are not convinced, why don’t you try?

Sun Wukong: @Erlang Shen, my son, stop talking nonsense and come to a duel if you have the guts!

Erlang Shen: @Sun Wukong, if you want to fight one on one, the location is private to me, send it to me!

The two of them stopped sending messages immediately, and they probably were really duel.

King Tota: Damn, two energetic lunatics.

Giant Spirit God: That’s right, now that we are creating a harmonious heaven, they are the only ones who fight and kill each other all day long without any education.

Zhu Bajie: @Julingshen, if you dare to say this in front of them, I will call you brother!

Giant Spirit God: @Zhu Bajie, you think I’m stupid. I don’t dare to call me ancestor.

Thor: @Zhu Bajie, I heard that you recently got the seven fairies’ inner net. Is it real or fake? Can we take it out and play with it together? (followed by a drooling expression)

Zhu Bajie: Hehe, hehehe, come to my house after get off work, you know...

Thor: Okay, okay, it's settled!

Mother of Lightning: @Thor God, get the hell back home as soon as you get off work, don’t let me get mad!

Thunder God: @Dian Mu, Ah Dian, didn’t you go to the Queen Mother’s place? Why are you online? (followed by a frightened expression)

Mother of Lightning: @Thor God, stop talking nonsense, you want to go home to see my mother, do you hear me?

Seventh Fairy: Okay, you damn Zhu Bajie, no wonder when I woke up today, I couldn’t find that red underwear! (followed by an angry expression)

Zhu Bajie: Red? No, what I got yesterday was black? The red one was bought the day before yesterday. (Followed by a booger emoji)

Seven Fairies: Ahhhh! It turns out that the black one I just washed yesterday was stolen by you, you perverted pig!

Zhu Bajie: Hey hey hey, you are the Seven Fairies. Are there seven colors in total? I will try to collect them all within a week. (followed by a drooling expression)

Chang'e: @Zhu Bajie, a perverted pig!

Dian Mu: @Zhu Bajie, Abnormal Pig +1

Fairy Yaochi: @Zhu Bajie, perverted pig +2

Some fairies in the group immediately lined up to denounce Zhu Bajie, and then chattered about the things they had lost over the years.

Suddenly, an ID that usually doesn't pop up pops up.

God of Wealth: @Zhu Bajie, Abnormal Pig +10086

As soon as the God of Wealth appeared, the group immediately became lively again.

Mo Liqing: @God of Wealth, oh my, what's going on? Did Bajie also steal your inner body?

Nezha: As far as I know, Bajie is only interested in the female fairy Nene.

Night Tour God: That’s strange. In this case, why did the God of Wealth come out to denounce Bajie?

Red Boy: It seems there is only one explanation, that is, the God of Wealth usually wears women’s underwear!

Chang'e: Wow, the God of Wealth also has this habit, it's so amazing!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: I never expected that the number one pervert in heaven is actually the God of Wealth!

Mo Liqing: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven!

Nezha: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven +1

Red Boy: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven +2

Seven Fairies: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven +3

Fairy Yaochi: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven +4

Barefoot Immortal: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven +5

He had been criticizing Zhu Bajie before, but after the God of Wealth showed up, he immediately turned to the God of Wealth, which made Lin Hai want to laugh. He thought to himself, God of Wealth, this idiot, why did he take the risk when he had nothing to do? Vomited blood.

Just as I was thinking about it, a system prompt suddenly popped up.

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years!

God of Wealth: You are the perverts, and your whole family is perverts!

puff!

"Hahahaha..." Lin Hai couldn't help but laughed. He really got whatever he wanted. Didn't the God of Wealth do this himself?

But at this time, Taishang Laojun finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Taishang Laojun: @All members, please stop making trouble. If you have this time, let @Antarctic Immortal talk about the Peach Club.

As soon as Taishang Laojun spoke, the group immediately became quiet.

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