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Little confused fairy: I don’t understand!

Lin Hai held the phone and shook his head. Who knows what you mean by talking about these irrelevant things?

Sun Wukong: Stupid, stupid, stupid! Even stupider than Bajie!

"Oh my God!" Lin Hai suddenly felt ashamed, actually comparing himself to Zhu Bajie, this damn monkey!

Sun Wukong: After talking so much, I just want to tell you that the old man, Taishang Laojun, was transformed by Hongmeng's immortal energy. He is not a human at all, just a ball of Hongmeng's immortal energy. Even the shit he pulls out is It's just the transformed form of Hongmeng's immortal energy, it's not real at all!

Lin Hai's eyes widened suddenly. When Sun Wukong said this, he understood immediately.

Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, are you saying that shit is not shit, urine is not urine, and saliva is not saliva. They are all changes. In fact, they are Hongmeng Immortal Qi?

Sun Wukong: Hehe, you finally understand. My mouth is dry from what I said.

Little confused fairy: Haha, thank you for your hard work, Great Sage!

Lin Hai was happy now. It turned out that the saliva was not fake at all, but Hongmeng's immortal energy.

In this way, Lin Hai no longer had any obstacles in his mind, so he opened his mouth and swallowed the dirty mud balls.

As soon as it entered the stomach, the Niwan seemed to come alive and went directly into Lin Hai's Dantian.

"Damn it, he looks like a loach." Lin Hai suddenly felt a burning sensation in his dantian.

"Hehe, after eating this thing, it should be certain that I will become an immortal. Otherwise, I will be worse than a dog."

Lin Hai felt proud, and at the same time he thought of Liu Xinyue.

"Xinyue, even if you are really an immortal or Chang'e, I will not let you leave me. Just wait until I become an immortal. The Roaring Sky Dog has been used for hundreds of years. My brother is always hundreds of times stronger than that dog." Well, maybe a few years is enough."

Lin Hai's eyes suddenly became firm.

"Hmph!" At this moment, Lin Hai snorted coldly, and suddenly a sharp pain came from his Dantian.

"Ah!!!" Lin Hai clenched his fists tightly, and his whole body tensed up due to the severe pain.

A cyclone suddenly appeared in Dantian, spinning rapidly, impacting Lin Hai's internal organs.

"Nima, this is a holy medicine for healing, but it's also a deadly poison!" Lin Hai gritted his teeth, big beads of sweat dripping down from his head. The severe pain made Lin Hai's eyes almost wide open. Protruding eyes.

"Mom, what's going on!" Lin Hai swore that he had never experienced such intense pain in his entire life. The pain in his body had even exceeded the time when his left arm was corroded.

With a bang, the wooden door was pushed open, and Chu Lin'er and Xian'er rushed in one after the other.

"Lin Hai!"

"Owner!"

This spirit and ghost were having a great time playing backgammon when they suddenly heard Lin Hai's painful screams and had no idea what was happening.

"How are you?" Chu Lin'er looked concerned and stretched out her hand to hold Lin Hai in her arms.

"Uh..." Lin Hai closed his eyes tightly at this moment, let out a low roar, and his whole body twitched violently.

The severe pain made Lin Hai's consciousness begin to blur, and he could not hear Chu Lin'er's questions at all.

"Lin Hai, don't scare me, just talk!" Chu Lin'er panicked when she saw this.

Unfortunately, Lin Hai didn't react at all. He kept making painful sounds in his throat, and his whole face became distorted due to twitching.

"Lin Hai, what's wrong with you? Although your injury is serious, it's not serious at all. Otherwise, how could I leave you to play chess?"

"Lin Hai, please don't let anything happen to you. If you die, I will be heartbroken!"

"I, I was angry with you because I saw you had a close relationship with Xian'er before. In fact, I really want to talk to you."

"Lin Hai, don't die. What will others do if you die?"

Chu Lin'er hugged Lin Hai and talked, tears flowing down unknowingly.

Xian'er frowned nearby. When she heard Chu Lin'er say that she and Lin Hai had a close relationship, her face suddenly turned red.

"Princess Lin'er, don't be sad. Master will be fine." Xian'er said quietly from the side.

"What, you said Lin Hai is fine?" Chu Lin'er suddenly turned her head and looked at Xian'er earnestly.

"Yes, Master is fine." After Xian'er finished speaking, she turned around and walked out without waiting for Chu Lin'er to speak.

"Here, this doesn't look like someone who is okay?" Chu Lin'er hugged Lin Hai and started crying again.

After a while, Xian'er walked in again, with a bathtub floating behind him.

Xian'er waved her little hand, and the barrel landed lightly in the center of the wooden house.

A cloud of hot air rose up, and the water in the barrel was bubbling, with some unknown medicinal materials floating in it.

"What are you going to do?" Chu Lin'er stopped crying and turned to Xian'er and asked.

"Princess Lin'er, we need to take off the master's clothes and put them in a barrel."

Xian'er said, stood up, walked to Lin Hai, lowered his head, and began to take off Lin Hai's clothes.

"Why are you taking off your clothes? You don't want to give him a bath, do you?" Chu Lin'er asked blankly.

"Princess Lin'er, I don't have time to tell you in detail, but please believe me, I am helping the master. The master has met a great blessing."

"Sister Xian'er, are you saying that he can't die? And there are good things going on?" Chu Lin'er immediately turned from crying to laughing and asked excitedly.

"Yes, so hurry up and help me take off my master's clothes." Xian'er smiled and nodded.

"Okay." Upon hearing this, Chu Lin'er reached out and grabbed Lin Hai's clothes.

However, when his hand reached mid-air, he stopped again.

"Hmph, I don't care about helping this stinky gangster take off his clothes. He's so embarrassed." After Chu Lin'er finished speaking, she stood up and pouted, turned around and walked out.

Xian'er smiled faintly and slowly took off Lin Hai's shirt without saying anything.

Chu Lin'er walked to the door of the wooden house, stopped, and turned around to take a sneak peek.

At this time, Xian'er was reaching out and had already taken off most of Lin Hai's pants.

For some reason, Chu Lin'er felt sour in her heart and felt very uncomfortable.

"Hey!" Chu Lin'er suddenly shouted and floated over.

"Take off your shirt, and I'll take off your pants." Chu Lin'er said, rushing to take off Lin Hai's pants.

Xian'er looked at Chu Lin'er's blushing face and smiled softly.

"Princess Lin'er, didn't you just say you didn't want to take it off for him?"

"I, I want to take care of it again, can't I?" Chu Lin'er was embarrassed by Xian'er's question.

"Okay, then you can continue." Xian'er suddenly laughed strangely.

"Just keep going, uh..." Chu Lin'er lowered her head and was immediately stunned.

Because at this moment, Lin Hai had been stripped naked, leaving only a pair of underwear on his body.

"This, this..." Chu Lin'er was ashamed and embarrassed, and she was at a loss.

"Sister Xian'er, do you still need to take off your clothes?" Chu Lin'er raised her head and asked awkwardly.

"Of course, you have to take them all off." Xian'er smiled and nodded.

"But, but..." Although Chu Lin'er is carefree and quite unruly, she is a female ghost after all, and she still can't do something like stripping naked for a man.

"Then let me do it." After Xian'er finished speaking, before Chu Lin'er could react, she pulled it off and threw Lin Hai into the bathtub.

"Ah!" With a start, Chu Lin'er seemed to have seen something she shouldn't have seen. She was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to raise her head, her heart pounding non-stop.

"I actually looked at him. What should I do? What should I do? Do I have to be responsible for him?" Although Chu Lin'er was panicked on the surface, she didn't know why, but there was a burst of sweetness in her heart.

But at this moment, Xian'er suddenly exclaimed.

"Princess Lin'er, come and see!"