My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Taishang Laojun: Free refining? You actually let me refine it for free? Who gave you the courage to let me refine it for free?

Lin Hai took a look and thought, here they are again.

Lin Hai can now see that Taishang Laojun cares very much about this negative review.

In this case, the initiative lies with him, so Lin Hai simply ignores him.

Sure enough, after a while, when Lin Hai didn't respond for a long time, Taishang Laojun lost his temper.

Taishang Laojun: Are you talking?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Help me refine it for free, otherwise there is nothing much to say.

Taishang Laojun: You, you, you... (followed by an angry expression)

Lin Hai looked at it and felt even more proud. It felt so good to see Taishang Laojun deflated.

Little confused fairy: You are what you are, do you practice or not? Just give me a happy word!

After a long time, Taishang Laojun replied again.

Taishang Laojun: You are cruel, I will practice for you for free, there is no third party, now quickly give me a bad review.

Lin Hai was stunned. He really only had two requests in mind. But when Taishang Laojun said this, Lin Hai suddenly changed his mind.

Little confused fairy: Who told you that there is no third party? Now I will tell you the third request.

Taishang Laojun: You, you, you, you are too much!

Lin Hai chuckled secretly, thinking that the Supreme Lord's beard was almost crooked with anger now.

But what is the third request?

Lin Hai frowned and thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Yes!"

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The third request is, what kind of micro-store of yours, give me one for free to use.

Taishang Laojun: Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, even if this negative review is not corrected, it is impossible!

"Um..." Lin Hai looked at the message that Taishang Laojun replied almost instantly, and suddenly became a little confused.

After a long while, Lin Hai curled his lips in disdain.

"Nah, it's just a simple square grid that couldn't be more simple, what's the point?"

But Lin Hai also saw that Taishang Laojun really valued this little technical Tianting WeChat store.

In this way, Lin Hai really didn't dare to go too far.

However, Lin Hai now has an idea in his mind, and he is not willing to give up just like that.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Let’s do this, give me three days for free, just three days, okay?

Taishang Laojun: No, not even for a day!

"Damn, why are you so unreasonable!" Lin Hai felt depressed for a while.

After thinking about it with a frown, Lin Hai sent another message.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I use it for free for three days. It’s only good for you.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: First, even if you don’t let me use it, no one will sell things in Weidian, so it will be wasted; second, if I use it for free for three days, and I make a lot of money, then I will definitely not want to give up. For this opportunity to make a lot of money, I will definitely have to pay you to rent a micro store on the fourth day, don’t you think?

Seeing that Taishang Laojun didn't reply, Lin Hai was probably thinking, so he continued.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Everything needs a leader. If I am not the first to rent your micro store, maybe there will never be anyone. But if I take the lead, maybe the people behind me will see that I have made a profit, and they will rush to rent it. .

Little confused fairy: To put it another way, even if I don’t rent it after three days, you won’t lose anything. Do you think this is true?

Lin Hai felt like he was reasoning with a child, and he didn't know if Taishang Laojun, who was the Taoist ancestor, could listen.

After a while, Taishang Laojun's message came back.

Taishang Laojun: What you said seems to make sense.

"Hahaha!" Lin Hai snapped his fingers happily, it seemed that something was going to happen.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: That’s how it is. How about it? Do you agree?

Taishang Laojun: Okay, I promise you!

"Yeah!" Lin Hai felt excited.

Taishang Laojun: Please correct the negative review for me first.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No, you give me the healing medicine first, and then I will correct the bad review for you. After correcting it, you can fulfill the other two requirements. What do you think?

Now that the matter is done, Lin Hai does not dare to go too far. If the Supreme Laojun is forced to regret it, then the gain will outweigh the loss.

Taishang Laojun: Yes, but it will take some time to refine the elixir. Just wait for my news.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No problem, I'll wait for you!

After Lin Hai sent the message, he felt indescribably happy.

"What Taoist? It's nothing more than that. I'm not being played around by my brother." Lin Hai thought that he could take the initiative in the confrontation with Taishang Laojun, and couldn't help but feel complacent.

Xitian Leiyin Temple.

"Hahahaha..." Taishang Laojun, who had a white beard and a white beard, laughed while stroking his beard.

"Interesting, interesting. I haven't met such an interesting kid in many years." Taishang Laojun looked through the chat history with Lin Hai on his phone for Tathagata Buddha, and his beard trembled with laughter.

Tathagata Buddha shook his head with a smile.

"Daozu is so leisurely and elegant that he actually spends time teasing a junior."

"Oh, life is endless. Who makes our life too boring?" Taishang Laojun rarely showed a hint of loneliness.

"But..." Taishang Laojun's expression suddenly became solemn.

"This junior is actually in the mortal world, and he is still a mortal, but he can communicate with people in heaven. Do you think it's strange?"

Upon hearing these words, the Tathagata Buddha also restrained the signature smile on his face.

"It's really weird!"

"What do you think is going on?" Taishang Laojun frowned and whispered, not knowing whether he was talking to himself or asking Tathagata Buddha.

"Everything that has a cause must have an effect, and wherever there is an effect, there must be a cause. The cycle of cause and effect has its own truth." Tathagata Buddha nodded and said calmly.

Taishang Laojun glared at him directly.

"There's no one else here, can you stop pretending?"

"Nonsense, I don't know what's going on, why do you say that?" Tathagata Buddha directly gave Lao Jun a roll of his eyes and said carelessly.

"Hahahaha..." Taishang Laojun suddenly slapped his thigh and laughed.

"Oh my god, if your Buddha's children and grandchildren see that the Buddha they admire so much can actually use foul language, do you think they will be confused on the spot and doubt their life?"

"Whoever said something foul, please stop talking nonsense, Amitabha!"

Tathagata Buddha immediately returned to his signature smile, and his face changed so quickly that the Supreme Lord was stunned for a moment.

"Okay, I have it for you." Taishang Laojun gave a thumbs up to Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha, on the other hand, smiled and nodded slightly, looking majestic and kind.

"Okay, okay, no more pretending to be boring." Taishang Laojun became angry when he saw Tathagata Buddha like this.

"Seriously, do you think we can reopen the passage to the Three Realms through this junior?"

Tathagata nodded solemnly.

"You have forgotten what we discussed before. The three realms passage has actually been opened, but the specific location is simply undetectable. I think this hope will fall on this young man."

"Yes, I think so too." Taishang Laojun nodded with deep approval.

"Ouch!" Taishang Laojun suddenly slapped his thigh.

"I even forgot. I have to get him a healing potion for mortals. It won't break after he dies."

"Healing medicine used by mortals? This is not simple." Tathagata Buddha said with a smile.

"It's simple." Taishang Laojun also smiled.

Then, he stretched out his finger and pointed towards the ground.

Suddenly, a small piece of mud flew into the palm of Taishang Laojun.

"Bah!" Taishang Laojun spat directly on the mud, then rubbed it with his hands and rolled it into a ball shape.

"It's done!"

"Are you so disgusting?" Tathagata Buddha looked at Taishang Laojun with a look of disgust.

"Disgusting? Even the Jade Emperor would probably rush for the mud pills made from the mud under the Buddha's seat and the Taoist saliva, right?"

Taishang Laojun said, took out his mobile phone, scanned it, and sent it to Lin Hai.

"Junior, let me give you a great blessing."