My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

For sister Chang'e who can be satisfied with a carrot, how can Lin Hai make her hungry and thirsty?

"Sister-in-law, stop by the carrot stand in front, I'll buy another one."

"Didn't you just buy two?"

"have eaten."

Liu Xinqing stopped the car, and Lin Hai bought another carrot.

"Hey, why do you love carrots so much? Are you a big white rabbit?" Liu Xinqing asked strangely while driving.

puff! You are the big white rabbit, you are full of big white rabbits!

"Could it be that only white rabbits can eat carrots?" Lin Hai said angrily.

"Yes, big white rabbits love carrots." Liu Xinqing replied innocently.

Lin Hai stretched out the carrot directly.

"Here, you have two big white rabbits on your chest, do you want me to feed them?"

"Ah, go die, you stinky rascal!" Liu Xinqing was so angry that she patted the steering wheel.

"Hey, I'll go, you silly girl, can you drive hard!" Liu Xinqing caught up with the panic and almost ran into a car next to her.

Come on, this is a novice on the road and a female driver, so be honest and stop teasing her.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's WeChat rang again.

Lin Hai saw that he hadn't responded for a long time, and Chang'e urged him again.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, why are you ignoring me? Just give me a carrot, okay? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Grass, didn’t brother buy this for you?

Just as Lin Hai was about to send it, Chang'e sent another message.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, if the whole one is too precious, then you can give me half a carrot. I don't think it's too short, but please give me half a thicker one. I beg you. I haven't tasted carrots for thousands of years. Yes, it's unbearable. (a teary emoji behind)

puff!

"Hahaha..." After reading the message from Chang'e, Lin Hai burst out laughing.

Nima, I said, Sister Chang'e, can you still have some morals? What you said is so fucking imaginative.

"Hey, why are you giggling?" Liu Xinqing asked.

"It's nothing, a woman said that she also likes carrots, and she also likes thicker ones. Hey, sister-in-law, do you like thicker carrots or longer ones?" Lin Hai suppressed a smile, and couldn't help flirting with Liu Xinqing Come.

"I don't like carrots, people only like cucumbers."

puff!

Liu Xinqing's words almost choked Lin Hai to death.

"Cough cough cough... You said you like cucumbers?"

Lin Hai almost burst out laughing, this sister-in-law is so cute, Nima's answer is absolutely amazing.

"That's right, my sister also likes cucumbers, don't you know? Hey, why are you laughing all the time? What's the matter?" Liu Xinqing wondered for a while.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Hai covered his stomach and waved his hands quickly, "Your sister won't like cucumbers in two days."

"You don't like it after two days? Why!" Liu Xinyue asked strangely with her little head tilted.

"Because your sister likes me more."

Lin Hai added another sentence in his heart, "I like my place more, wow haha..."

"Tch, you're so beautiful, do you think you're better than Cucumber?" Liu Xinqing said disdainfully, curling her lips.

puff!

Lin Hai had black lines on his face.

Nima, what are you talking about! Couldn't brother be as good as a cucumber, it's so fucking insulting!

"Fuck, my brother is much better than cucumber, if you don't believe me, try it!" Lin Hai said angrily.

"Try it? How can you try it? The cucumber is crispy and tender, and it tastes so delicious. Look at you, the skin looks like old tree bark. Dogs probably won't eat it!"

"Hey, what are you talking about? My brother is very tender, isn't it? Look at my little face, which can be broken by blowing bombs, can squeeze out water, and this little hand, which is softer and softer than a girl's, how can I make it so tender?" Once you say it, it becomes old bark, if you don’t believe me, take a bite and taste it!” Lin Hai put his hand to Liu Xinqing’s mouth in a fit of displeasure.

Liu Xinqing was not polite to him, and directly bit down.

"Oh, I'm stupid, you are a dog, you really bite!" Lin Hai quickly retracted his hand in pain.

"Bah, bah, it really is old bark, dry and astringent." There was a sly smile in the corner of Liu Xinqing's eyes.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's WeChat rang again, and looking down, Chang'e was anxious again.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, hurry up, I want it, I want it... (behind it is a shy expression)

puff!

Lin Hai almost fell off the car seat.

Nima, this Chang'e's words are too ambiguous, what do you want, can you explain clearly!

Brother is easy to misunderstand, okay?

Lin Hai thought about it, and didn't rush to send it to her.

Little Confused Fairy: You can ask for carrots, but I have two conditions.

Fairy Chang'e: I will agree to any conditions (behind it is a shy expression)

Nani? real or fake! Lin Hai's eyes immediately blossomed into peach blossoms.

Then if my brother wants to be with you Chang'e... Hehehe, Lin Hai smirked.

But Lin Hai is just thinking about it, don't look at what Fairy Chang'e said, if he really dares to have other ideas, he will probably be blasted into scum.

Little confused fairy: First, I would like to ask you to help me guide my friend to sing.

Liu Xinyue learned how to sing Yuegong Xianyin, but she still couldn't sing that feeling. Lin Hai just took the opportunity to ask Chang'e to help find out what the problem is.

Fairy Chang'e: This is easy to say, there is no problem at all.

Little Confused Fairy: Second, hehe, the fairy is a beauty in heaven, can you post a photo so I can see it?

Chang'e's head is a dancing figure from the back, Lin Hai really wants to see the face of the most famous beauty in heaven.

Chang'e: Do you want my private photos? (a shy expression on the back)

puff!

Although my brother thinks so in his heart, don't say it out, it's so embarrassing.

Little Confused Fairy: Of course private photos are better (a perverted expression on the back)

Fairy Chang'e: I hate it, first give the carrot to others, otherwise they won't give you a photo. (There is still a shy expression behind)

Grass, isn’t it just a carrot? If you can really see Chang’e’s private photos, it’s worth a truckload of it for you.

Ding dong!

You sent a carrot to Fairy Chang'e.

Fairy Chang'e: Wow, it's so long and thick, I like it very much, thank you Daxian. (followed by a grateful expression)

Lin Hai covered his forehead, Nima, this Chang'e is really terrible at talking.

Little Confused Fairy: Tutoring my friend's singing, I'll talk about it later, and send the photo now (there is a drooling emoji)

Chang'e Fairy: Haven't you seen me? Why don't you need a photo?

Little Confused Fairy: The little fairy is of a lowly rank, and I have only seen the fairy from a distance, which is not fun.

Fairy Chang'e: Hehe, wait a moment, I'll take pictures now.

Little Confused Fairy: Okay, Fairy, hurry up.

Lin Hai was excited, Ma De, soon to see the true face of the legendary fairy Chang'e.

However, after waiting for half an hour, there was no movement from Chang'e.

Lin Hai's face couldn't help but darken, Nima, this Chang'e won't renege on herself for a carrot, right?

"Hey, sister-in-law, if you women want to take a picture and send it to a boy, how long will it take?" Lin Hai asked Liu Xinqing.

"At least one or two hours, what are you asking?"

puff!

"How long?" Lin Hai felt that he had heard it wrong.

"One or two hours, what's the matter?"

"Why does it take so long? It doesn't take even a minute to take a picture, okay?" Lin Hai was surprised.

"Tch, you think it's the same as you boys, when a girl takes a picture and gives it to a boy, she must first put on makeup, put on various poses, edit pictures, etc... Oh, anyway, it's all done, and one or two hours may not be enough."

Lin Hai was dumbfounded when he heard that, Nima, do you want to be so troublesome!

"Hey, are you asking for photos for other girls behind my sister's back?" Liu Xinqing suddenly said with a vigilant expression.

"No, I just asked casually, drive your car well." Lin Hai felt guilty for a while.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's WeChat rang.

Looking down, it was a picture message sent by Chang'e.

Haha, the efficiency of the fairy is high. It took only an hour or two for the fairy Chang'e to send it in just over half an hour.

Lin Hai hurriedly opened it happily.

"It's impossible!" Lin Hai was dumbfounded on the spot after only one glance!