My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"Well, remember my phone number." Lin Hai thought for a while, and left his phone number to Wang Meng. If he really needs help with something in the future, he can just help him once.

Wang Meng was flattered and immediately took out his mobile phone, feeling a burst of surprise in his heart.

"Young Master Lin, tell me."

"186..." Lin Hai reported his phone number.

Wang Meng just hurriedly typed it into his mobile phone and saved it carefully, his little heart was so excited that it almost jumped out.

"Okay, if you have anything to do in the future, you can call me." Lin Hai waved to Wang Meng.

"Young Master Lin, go slowly." Wang Meng bowed to Lin Hai, opened the door with winking eyes and got out of the car.

Watching Lin Hai's car go away in a hurry, Wang Meng turned on his phone again and looked at Lin Hai's phone number in the address book again and again, his excitement was beyond words.

"Hahaha, Ma De, I also have a backer, and I am finally going to prosper!"

Lin Hai was driving the car, and suddenly found that Liu Xinqing had been secretly looking at him.

"Hey, sister-in-law, why do you keep peeking at me? Is it because my brother is so handsome and charming, and you can't hold it?" Lin Hai said with a wicked smile.

"Bah! Don't be so stinky!" Liu Xinqing rolled her eyes, "I want to drive, can you let me have a meeting, I drove it last time after I learned it."

"Oh, so I wanted to drive a car, that's fine, the one with a nice voice first." Lin Hai curled his lips proudly.

"Hmph, stinky rascal, don't even think about it!" Liu Xinqing pouted.

"Hey, can you don't call me a rogue, brother is very pure, okay?" Lin Hai's expression was displeased, didn't it mean that when we met for the first time, I accidentally saw your big white rabbit, do you need to hold grudges like this ?

"Yes, you are very pure, just like Bajie." After Liu Xinqing finished speaking, she covered her small mouth and laughed.

puff!

Lin Hai was depressed for a while.

Nima, are you praising me or hurting me?

Bajie has nothing to do with purity and purity for eight lifetimes, okay?

If he is pure, is there anything dirty in this world?

"Hey, stop quickly, let me drive for a while, enjoy yourself." Liu Xinqing stopped laughing, grabbed Lin Hai's arm, and shook it for a while.

"Fuck, sister-in-law, can you have a sense of safety, brother is driving." Lin Hai hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road.

"Bah, full of swear words!" Liu Xinqing blushed, Lin Hai's words were too ambiguous.

"Get out of the car." Liu Xinqing drove Lin Hai to the co-pilot, and started driving by herself excitedly.

Lin Hai was a little nervous at first, but after seeing that Liu Xinqing was driving well, he relaxed.

Take out your phone, ready to check WeChat.

Just opened WeChat.

Ding dong!

Someone texted themselves.

Lin Hai opened it and took a look, huh? Golden Flower Boy!

I haven't contacted him for a long time, and I almost forgot about him.

Open the message.

Golden Flower Boy: Daxian, remember to take the last elixir for the patient tomorrow.

Little Confused Fairy: Well, remember.

Lin Hai has been thinking about Liushan, even if Golden Flower Boy doesn't remind him, he won't forget it.

Golden Flower Boy: Daxian, the patient will wake up tomorrow, about the carrot...

puff!

Nima, this guy is still thinking about carrots, I forgot.

Anyway, this Golden Flower Boy has done him a great favor, a carrot, Lin Hai still doesn't want to renege on others.

"Park on the side of the road." Just in time, there was a vendor selling vegetables on the side of the road, so Lin Hai asked Liu Xinqing to stop the car.

"Why, I haven't opened enough." Liu Xinqing thought that Lin Hai wouldn't let her open, so she pouted.

Lin Hai ignored her, jumped out of the car and went straight to the booth.

"Bring me a carrot, no, two."

"Let's drive." After buying carrots, Lin Hai sat in the back of the car this time.

When Liu Xinqing saw that Lin Hai still let her drive, the little girl was overjoyed, as soon as she stepped on the accelerator, the car started smoothly.

Little confused fairy: I will send you the carrot now, thank you.

You sent the Golden Flower Boy a carrot.

Golden Flower Boy: Daxian, thank you very much, if you need Xiaotong in the future, just ask. (Behind is a large row of kneeling and kowtowing expressions)

Lin Hai smiled, and found Yutu's WeChat again.

Yutu was my first friend, and I was able to get together with Liu Xinyue. After all, it started with the manuscript "Yuegong Xianyin" that Yutu sold to me.

To some extent, Yutu can be regarded as a matchmaker between herself and Liu Xinyue.

That being the case, when I met a carrot seller, I sent one to Jade Rabbit by the way, which can be regarded as an expression of gratitude.

Ding dong!

You sent Jade Rabbit a carrot.

Soon, Yutu's message came back.

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you gave me such a precious gift again, I am so touched (behind it is a row of crying emojis)

Lin Hai laughed secretly, ah, precious hair, crying like this for a carrot, this rabbit is really full of emotions.

Little confused fairy: Take it and eat it, wash it before eating, it is healthier to wash it.

Yutu: Daxian, wait for me.

Um? wait a minute, what do you mean?

After a while.

Ding dong!

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, are you there?

Little muddled fairy: I'm here.

Ding dong!

Yutu sent you a copy of Xiaotiangou's dog food.

Yutu: Daxian, Xiaotiangou came to play with me yesterday and gave me a piece of dog food. It said it was delicious, but I tasted it and it didn’t suit my taste, so I’ll give it to you.

puff!

Lin Hai is so angry.

Nima, dead rabbit, you actually gave your brother dog food, do you think your brother is a dog?

Come out for me, brother promises not to beat you to death!

Opening the Qiankun bag, it turned out that there was an extra serving of dog food.

Grass! Forget it, thinking about the kindness of Yutu, Lin Hai couldn't say anything.

"Huh?" Lin Hai suddenly noticed that there was a thin red string in the Qiankun bag.

"What?" Lin Hai pointed his finger.

Marriage line: The two ends of the line can be tied to people's ankles to achieve marriage.

It was only then that Lin Hai remembered that he had snatched a red envelope from Yuelao before, but he forgot about it.

Ding dong!

Suddenly, someone added me as a friend?

Lin Hai opened it and his eyes widened.

"Fairy Chang'e!" Lin Hai was excited.

Nima, Chang'e is known as the most beautiful woman in the Tiangong, and she took the initiative to add herself, what do you mean?

This chick has fallen in love with her brother, so she wants to throw herself into her arms, right?

Lin Hai thought to himself, with a smirk on his face.

pass!

Ding dong!

You have reached the maximum number of friends and cannot be added.

Grass! Lin Hai forgot about this.

Ma De, the upper limit is amazing, just expand the upper limit by one brother.

Isn't it just 100,000 merit points? My brother has a lot of merits now, so 100,000 is nothing?

That's Fairy Chang'e, don't say 100,000, 1 million is all spent, and my brother will also add it!

Ding dong!

You spend 100,000 merit points to expand the capacity of a friend for Little Confused Fairy.

pass!

Once expanded, Lin Hai clicked Pass again.

As soon as it passed, Chang'e's message was sent.

Fairy Chang'e: Are you in the mortal world? (behind it is a row of shocked expressions)

Damn, Lin Hai was startled, Nima, how did she know? It won't be exposed!

Before Lin Hai could reply, Chang'e sent another message.

Fairy Chang'e: I saw the carrot you sent to Yutu just now. It is a mortal thing, and I saw it when I was in the mortal world.

Grass, it turned out that the carrots were exposed.

Lin Hai cursed secretly, if he knew it earlier, he would not have sent it to Yutu. Isn't this asking for trouble?

But Lin Hai can't admit it, the gang of funny gods can be said, the immortals are separated forever, if they know that he is in the mortal world, who knows if there will be any trouble?

Thinking of this, Lin Hai edited the message and sent it to Chang'e.

Little muddled fairy: The fairy was joking, the fairy has been separated forever, how could I be in the mortal world?

Fairy Chang'e: Then why do you have carrots?

Little Confused Fairy: I'm in a secret place, where carrots are growing here.

Fairy Chang'e: Where is this secret place? I'm going to have a look too.

puff! Nima, my brother wants you to come, the key is that you came?

Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, I'm lost in a secret realm, I don't even know where I am.

Fairy Chang'e: Well, what else is there besides carrots?

Little Confused Fairy: No more, nothing left.

Lin Hai didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, what if any clues were found?

Fairy Chang'e: Oh, I'm so disappointed, I thought there were everything in the mortal world. Then can you give me some carrots too, I really miss the taste of mortal food.

Little Confused Fairy: Fairy Chang'e, carrots are extremely precious, comparable to flat peaches, completely different from mortal ones, and there are not many of them in secret realms.

Lin Hai deliberately confuses his understanding of carrots, so that Chang'e will definitely not doubt that he is in the mortal world.

Fairy Chang'e: You don't need a lot, why don't you give me one too, I'm easily satisfied, a carrot can satisfy me. (followed by a shy expression)

puff!

Lin Hai read Chang'e's message and almost vomited.

Nima, I said Sister Chang'e, what you said seems to be ambiguous.