Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

"It's started, it's started."

Ren Suo, who had been studying English all night, found that the time was up, so he opened the GILIGILI video website, and sure enough, he saw the notification "School is about to start" in the home page recommendations.

On Monday, September 3rd, the university department of Xuan Kingdom’s top ten practitioners’ colleges officially opened.

If the junior high school and high school are still just a small matter, then the opening of the university department shows the official attitude - the opening ceremony is broadcast live.

Unlike other universities where there are thousands of students in each grade, the number of freshmen in each ascetic college is only between a few hundred and a thousand. A large playground is more than enough. If the number of students is small, even the auditorium can be used. The students loaded it all.

The opening ceremony started at 10 o'clock in the morning. It was just a little sunny but not yet hot. All colleges chose to hold the opening ceremony at this time to facilitate live broadcast.

Among them, there is no live broadcast channel of Tianjing Main School. The main reason is that the freshmen of Tianjing Main School have already started to enroll as early as May, and the opening ceremony has already been held. Naturally, there is no need to do it again in September.

Secondly, although the ten cultivator colleges are advancing hand in hand, ordinary people know with their brains that the opening ceremony of Tianjing College should be inferior to the other ten. After seeing Tianjing College, naturally there is no need to look at other colleges. Opening ceremony.

Moreover, the opening ceremony of the Nine Colleges will also be broadcast on the major TV stations in various provinces and cities, mainly to let the nearby people have a rough idea of ​​the teaching level of the local cultivator colleges. Therefore, the main stage of the pretense this time is the Nine Colleges, not Tianjing Academy—Whether Tianjing Academy is awesome or not, people in Xuan Kingdom can tell by just thinking about it with their toes, and there is no need to prove it at all.

On the video portal, the live broadcast rooms are divided into nine. Netizens can freely choose to watch the opening ceremony of any college. In fact, the lines of each opening ceremony are fixed. The only difference is the background of the opening ceremony.

Except for Tianjing Main School, the principals of the other nine cultivator colleges are all teachers with many years of teaching experience. Some of them have even served as university principals themselves. It is natural for them to give speeches at the opening ceremony.

There is nothing much to say about the opening ceremony, which means a few nice words and an introduction to the teachers. Even if the speakers are all great scholars who can be found in encyclopedias, it sounds boring.

Ren Suo thought there were only a few people in the live broadcast room, but in fact, even the Tianlian Academy live broadcast room he watched had at least tens of thousands of people watching online - this data only refers to the number of viewers of this website and this live broadcast room!

You must know that several large video portals and even TV stations are broadcasting the opening ceremony of the Nine Colleges live. There are so many diversions, and it is still working time, and there are still so many people watching, which shows how much everyone attaches importance to the content of the Cultivator College.

Of course, more importantly, the content of the opening ceremony is really impressive!

The opening ceremony of Tianlian College was held on the playground. An old man was introducing the purpose of Tianlian College on the stage. Although the students in the audience were bathed in the morning sun, they did not feel any heat at all.

Because this old man was standing on a high platform made entirely of ice. The pedestal was engraved with the school motto of 'cultivation of virtue, erudition, truth-seeking, and innovation'. Transparent ice crystal chains shot out from the pedestal. The queue of students is divided into neat rows!

The white mist of vaporized ice crystals made all the students feel as if they were stepping on clouds. The water droplets melted by the ice crystals were not lost at all. The ground on the playground was clean and not slippery, but all the students felt like they were standing in an air-conditioned room at 22°C!

Moreover, there are several dark blue ice crystal giant trees rising up from the ground in front, back and left of the student queue. In front of each class, there is an ice crystal knight statue standing with a sharp sword, which suddenly turns the hot September Lianjiang River into a cold wind. Floating in a land of extreme ice!

"Is this the start of school for the Scourge, where the Lich King is the principal!?"

"It's so beautiful...I want to go to school here!"

"Don't make trouble, it's just for the opening ceremony. If there wasn't a god controlling the ice, all the ice would have melted within half an hour."

"So if you become a monk, will you be able to add ice to your own Coca-Cola?"

"I really want to see it live!"

"I really want to cool off on these ice cubes that won't melt!"

Seeing this barrage, Ren Suo scratched his head and walked to the balcony to look at the huge ice tree on the playground in the distance. However, when he was hit by the sun, he immediately retreated from the balcony to the living room.

Leaving the comfortable air-conditioned room, walking under the bright sun for several minutes, breaking out a dense layer of sweat, we arrived at the Ice Crystal Opening Ceremony to enjoy the cool air...

Ren Suo was not a fool, he would not do it, so he had no intention of attending the opening ceremony in the first place.

In fact, Ren Suo was not one of the faculty members who had to attend, so he stayed at home to watch the entrance ceremony.

After taking a look at Ren Suo, he changed the live broadcast room and found that the opening ceremonies of the other nine colleges were not bad either. The heads of some colleges seemed to have the awakening spell of the tree system, which gave birth to a primeval forest that blocked the sky and the sun;

Some colleges summon thousands of birds to listen quietly, and all students dare not move, because if they move, the pigeons on them will cry "coo-coo-coo";

These are relatively normal. Ren Suo found that the most powerful opening ceremony was that of Tianhai College in Shenhai City. In fact, there were quite a few people who had the same idea as him - there were more than 20 people watching their opening ceremony. Ten thousand!

Nothing else, because the viewing effect is so powerful!

The opening ceremony of Tianhai College was also held on the playground. The venue did not change much, and no wild animals or rare birds appeared. But the wonderful thing was that the principal stood on the high platform and gave a speech. Every time he said a word, his voice would rise in the air. Condensed into golden words and threw them at the students!

I saw the principal speaking like a lotus flower, speaking golden words one after another and hitting the students. The golden words did not have any lethality and would disperse like gold powder when they fell on the students, but... it looked cool!

According to the barrage, this is the "superpower of having your own subtitles"!

If this awakening ability can continue to be strengthened, will there be a subtitled version of the eight countries with simultaneous real-time translation?

After viewing the opening ceremony of the nine major colleges, Ren Suo easily understood the official intention: they wanted to refresh the public's understanding of Xuan Guo's extraordinary strength.

Although the recovery of spiritual energy has been known to everyone for a long time, and various countries are also working hard to develop related technologies and cultivate powerful monks, in fact, there is no official place to show the powerful strength of extraordinary people.

Transcendents are of course extremely powerful, and second-level monks can even vaguely touch the threshold of inhumanity. However, if two monks are allowed to fight with cold weapons, the effect of the picture will probably not be much better than that of a kendo competition. At most, it will be a little bit of fire or ice. Ah - to put it bluntly, some short video apps now have wild awakeners who can make such videos, and they are also popular anchors.

But if the monks are allowed to use hot weapons for exercises, it will not reflect the power of the monks.

Because the monk's strength is ultimately reflected by the powerful power of modern weapons, just like in robot animations, the robot is always more powerful than the driver, not the other way around.

Officials soon discovered that it was not appropriate to use combat to reflect the power of monks: because combat is an activity that requires rapid reaction, monks can only use the fastest spells to attack and defend.

If it takes a monk a long time to hold back a good-looking ultimate move, it would be too fake, just like a magical girl taking off her clothes without being interrupted.

More importantly, with Ren Neisser's series of video gems at the forefront, all combat promotional videos will be eclipsed.

Rather than making a promotional video that looks like a small fight, it is better to change the promotional strategy and clearly show that the Xuanguo monks now have sufficient strength.

This opening ceremony is a good opportunity to show off, and the monks in the college are semi-official. Even if something goes wrong, the official can make amends in time afterwards.

However, according to Ren Suo, the Nine Colleges should have handed over an answer that satisfies the authorities and parents.

Even though everyone knows that this ceremony definitely requires a lot of preparation, it looks cool enough! It's grand enough! And it’s an extraordinary sight that cannot be created by existing technology, that’s enough!

Promoting how this teacher's third turn is so powerful, and how that teacher's awakening is magical, it's useless. People don't feel that you, the teacher, are any better than the awakening anchors on the short video software. On the contrary, it's just a 'grand show' like this. , everyone is relieved: Xuanguo’s Extraordinary Academy has strength!

Whether this impression can be consolidated in the future depends on the teaching situation and historical process.

Ren Suo returned to the living room and was about to play games, when he suddenly received a call: "Your disposal has been completed."

"...The government is finally going to take action against me, this little kitten? Li Dan, save me!"

"Oh, I mean, your application for the research laboratory has been approved." Li Dan on the other side of the phone also realized his mistake: "Sorry, the document the deputy director gave me had 'Sinner Ren Suo' on it, so I also……"

Isn't it just that I have caused you to lose dozens of days of vacation, caused you to be unable to have a romantic relationship with your little girlfriend, and caused you to go back to work 18 hours a day? You Yu Kuangtu is really cruel!

"Research office application?" Ren Suo thought for a while: "Oh, is it about promotion to level 3 researcher?"

"Yes, Level 3 researchers must be experts in relevant fields to apply, and they must at least be affiliated with a nationally recognized research laboratory." Li Dan said:

"But I basically know your academic level. You don't seem to be interested in studying academically, right?"

Ren Suo: "After graduation, I would rather take the civil service examination and work as a disabled student in the street. I have no interest in studying for the postgraduate entrance examination. What do you think..."

Li Dan said: "That's why I didn't drag you into the research groups of other universities in Lianjiang. Tianlian College just happened to be a new one and there were a lot of empty rooms, so I helped you apply for an independent research room and you can research the topic by yourself. .”

"The Countermeasures Bureau basically doesn't expect you to do research on your project. I hope you can write two countermeasures papers every month. So you don't have any project pressure, but at the same time - there is no project assistance. At most I can only help you apply for an empty classroom in the college as your working place."

"I am a person who is very serious about my work." Ren Suo was a little dissatisfied: "With a research laboratory, I will definitely give my best!"

Li Dan was obviously a little surprised: "Oh? There are actually several subject indicators in that bureau..."

"It's too lazy to work in the research laboratory. I want to apply to work from home." Ren Suoyi said righteously.

"...I'll try to apply." Li Dan said: "So what is the general direction of your research? Of course, it is the research direction related to aura, just give me a rough idea."

"Are the videos, characters, and influences related to Ren Neisser okay?"

"Of course you can. In fact, most research laboratories will offer this type of subject to cheat money."

After hanging up the phone, Ren Suo looked at the time. It was almost 11 o'clock. He would go to the east... then go to the canteen to eat.

Suddenly, Ren Suo discovered how terrifying it was that Dong Chengling didn't cook for him - it only took 5 seconds to walk to Sunshine Avenue to go to Dong Chengling's house, but it took 180 seconds to go to the canteen. Burning flames!

One round trip takes nearly 360 seconds to complete the big steamer of the heaven and earth oven!

Why is there no takeout near the college?

Ren Suo, who went down to eat with a parasol, happened to meet Dong Chengling walking back on the way to the canteen.

I don't know if it was the special power of a third-level monk, but Dong Chengling seemed not to be afraid of the sun. There was not a drop of sweat on his face, and he greeted Ren Suo calmly and darkly.

Ren Suo, who was already sweating on his back, his eyes lit up when he saw her. He opened his mouth and couldn't say a word for a long time. Finally, he clenched his fists and said:

"Come on and practice, I'm waiting for you!"

Dong Chengling, who was keenly aware of the change in Ren Suo's attitude, couldn't help but admire Qiao Muyi in his heart after watching him walk into the dining hall -

It was so effective on just the first day.

How about extending overtime?

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After returning from dinner and opening the game, Ren Suo found that the strategy tips had finally been updated.

For a whole day and night, Ren Suo, who had not worked so hard to learn English in his senior year of high school, asked the rebels to talk about King Arthur being a girl to the four ways to write the word fennel, from Shakespeare's sonnets to girls' operas, raising the limit to thirty-five. sentence.

After finally controlling the rebels, they were stuck here, but Ren Suo was not upset.

Different from ordinary game levels, this level is not at all about Ren Suo's hardware ability to operate, but about his software ability to test his English skills and various knowledge.

In fact, Ren Suo found that Her Royal Highness the Princess would chat with the rebels about other things from time to time, but because Ren Suo couldn't understand it, he could only let the rebels continue chatting according to the script.

When Ren Suo prepares more topic information and quickly improves his English skills, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to increase the conversation limit to forty sentences.

In this regard, learning English is actually the easiest: Ren Suo has the "Hat of Seeking Taoism and Correction" and nine years of English learning history, and has played many original English games (such as "Pillars of Eight") due to lack of Chinese translation. , his English ability is not that bad.

And now he is studying for games. Ren Suo is very motivated to study. He studied without sleeping for two days and quickly picked up his English level.

However, this time the strategy prompt once again challenged his English prowess:

"Strategy Tip: Your Highness the Princess is interested in the topic of 'Asgard' (talk to her about the contents of Asgard)"

Do the characters in the game also know about Asgard?

Ren Suo was slightly startled, but soon felt relieved.

It was the two days of game experience that blurred his impression. After all, the game screen had always been a magical medieval palace banquet hall, and the NPCs that appeared were female knights, female devils, white emperors, rebels, and princesses...

But in fact, the rebels first appeared in a toilet with a toilet and a urinal.

There is no doubt that the rebel was once a modern man, or that he was related to that modern man.

At first, Ren Suo thought that the rebels had traveled to a magical world that had nothing to do with the earth, but now it seems that is not the case - this place is undoubtedly closely related to the earth.

Is there such a magical place on earth? Is it the same as the forbidden fruit secret realm that appears in "The Magician Under the World Tree", and the rebels are people from some magical secret realm?

The NPCs here must be real, Ren Suo has never doubted this. But, where exactly does this game take place?

Ren Suo thought for a while and stopped thinking. Anyway, he could only get more information after clearing the level.

So he asked the rebel to come over and chat with Her Royal Highness: "Which character in Asgard do you like best?"

This is one of the techniques for flirting with girls: don't ask her a question that can only be answered with a 'yes', but ask her a question that requires thinking and will reveal more information about her. For example, don't ask her, 'Are you wearing underwear?' , but ask 'What kind of underwear do you like to wear'. Have you learned? Go and try it!

Her Royal Highness was indeed tricked: "I prefer killers, what about you?"

Rebel: "I like seekers."

Her Royal Highness: "I also like Seeker very much. What do you like about Seeker?"

Let Suo strike while the iron is hot and ask the rebel to answer according to the strategy for flirting with girls: "Because the seeker has a beautiful face just like Her Royal Highness the Princess."

...The rebels were carried out again by bodyguards.

After trying two or three more times, Ren Suo didn't dare to play tricks this time to flirt with girls. He casually chatted about the characters in the fairy palace. He would soon have fifty conversations with Her Highness the Princess!

Her Royal Highness the Princess ended the topic of Asgard in the forty-fifth sentence: "So you are a rebel. No wonder you know so much information about Asgard."

Um? Does the Rebel also have a knowledgeable persona?

Seeing that he was about to complete his goal, Ren Suo asked the rebel to say: "Besides the Asgard, there are many things I want to talk to you about."

Her Royal Highness: "What's the matter?"

"I want to tell you all the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy in the first half of my life, and all the past that you were not involved in. Then, I hope to be able to participate in the second half of my life with you."

Can the gossip be successful? Ren Suo waited nervously.

Although Ren Suo felt that these words were disgusting when he typed them out, it was not him who said it anyway, so what are you afraid of? It was the rebels who were arrogant, not him.

As long as the rebels can pass the test, anything is easy to say!

PS: Big update of 5000 words! Listen to the sun burn out.

It’s finally time to go home and return to normal updates in September! (I guess so)

?(^?^*)By the way, please give me a monthly pass! It’s a waste if you don’t use it anymore!