Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

"Please be careful, it's just below this hillside."

Lin Lang took the big shots from Tianjing behind him to the center of the blocked area of ​​Wuyi Mountain Scenic Area, and pointed out the target location with a flashlight.

That's right, it's Lin Lang, the countermeasure captain who lost his captain's coat. He is now the general person in charge of the Wuyi Mountain search operation and has visited almost every stone in the Wuyi Mountain Rift Valley Scenic Area.

Generally speaking, if in the past, a person like Lin Lang who made no mistakes but was simply unlucky to be involved in an important incident, even if he was not directly demoted, he would be treated coldly and let him calm down for a few months to think about why others If you're not unlucky, you're unlucky.'

But things are different now. In the mysterious incident of spiritual energy recovery, the officials are keenly aware of a characteristic: people who have been involved in mysterious incidents have a greater chance of encountering the same incident again.

The characteristics of this kind of broom star and evil star are possessed by the protagonists of almost all detective and supernatural works, but they are fictitious and have no scientific basis.

However, due to the emergence of spiritual energy cyclones, some experts believe that if a monk encounters a mysterious incident and the main body of the incident has not yet been solved, the chance of the monk encountering it again will increase significantly.

The members of the countermeasures who were not killed by monsters later led a large team and accidentally encountered monsters committing crimes; the murderer who escaped from being chased by countermeasures members twice in a row fled to other provinces to relax, and coincidentally met the members who were also pursuing them to relax. …

Through big data analysis, the countermeasure system discovered that this dramatic 'coincidence' has almost become a certain kind of 'inevitability'. The pursuit of two extraordinary creatures seems to produce some kind of thread to connect the two.

Some experts even believe that if an extremely strong bond is formed between two extraordinary creatures, will this thread produce greater power? For example, knowing the other party’s location? Feel the other person’s thoughts? Or even...borrow the other party's ability?

Based on the above considerations, the reason why Lin Lang presided over the search operation is obvious: the countermeasure system hopes that he can find more traces of the Immortal Palace. After all, he was 'borrowed' his clothes by the collector.

Lin Lang also lived up to the expectations of the countermeasure system and quickly completed the task, so Tianjing quickly sent people over.

But what surprised Lin Lang was that the core visitor to Tianjing always wore a black cloak, with no skin or appearance exposed, and ignored Lin Lang's dissuasion and went up the mountain overnight to check the situation.

"Mr. Chuan, do you want to go down?" asked a man in a suit next to a black cloak.

"want."

This was the first time Lin Lang heard Mr. Chuan's voice - it was deep and steady, as if it was not spoken with his throat, but more like an echo in the valley.

Then Lin Lang saw Mr. Chuan jump down alone. He was stunned but didn't say anything.

The person sent by Tianjing is definitely not an ordinary person. For Lin Lang, this slope is just the level where he needs to wear "clothes", so he will definitely not be able to trouble him.

Moreover, after Lin Lang saw Mr. Chuan, his scalp became numb and his whole body became sweaty. Although this situation never happened again after staying for a long time, Lin Lang knew at that time that facing Mr. Chuan, he was probably just a prey, so he subconsciously felt great fear.

In fact, this was indeed the case, or rather, it surprised Lin Lang: under the illumination of several strong flashlights, he could clearly see that Mr. Chuan was not sliding on the nearly 70° hillside at all, but was walking on flat ground, step by step. Take one step forward!

He walked extremely fast and left no obvious footprints on the ground. He actually did not rely on his feet to dig into the ground to stand firm, but he really had some kind of mysterious mountain walking ability!

After a while, Mr. Chuan came up from below again, and the man in the suit asked, "Have you finished reading?"

"Well, I will report the specific situation to you, seated there."

Mr. Chuan speaks intermittently. Could it be that he still stutters?

However, Lin Lang didn't think Mr. Chuan could see anything - after they found the last place where the explorer appeared, they couldn't even find the footprints of the explorer's departure. They could only confirm the explorer's existence through the human form and hair left in the pit. Nothing else to be found.

The man in the suit nodded and asked Lin Lang, "Please prepare a car to take us to the airport."

"No problem." Lin Lang said, "Why don't you look at a few other secondary locations?"

Secondary locations are the specific locations where items were lost. Several secondary locations are at a certain distance from where the explorer appeared. Therefore, Lin Lang and the others searched for several days before finding the location where the explorer appeared.

"No need." Mr. Chuan said angrily: "No, still, no; Immortal Palace, no trace, no trace... Yeah!"

Lin Lang watched in surprise as Mr. Chuan suddenly attacked the tree trunk next to him. His hand was so fast that only an afterimage was left in the air, and his arm could not be seen at all. In half a second, he poked the tree trunk eight times.

Lin Lang asked: "What's wrong? What's the problem there?"

"...Nothing." Mr. Chuan shook his head.

The man in the suit smiled and said, "Mr. Chuan is just hungry. Captain Lin, let's leave first."

Watching these visitors from Tianjing walking down the mountain, Lin Lang was a little confused, but now that it was getting late, he ordered the search team to return to the team, collect nearby observation instruments, and prepare to go down the mountain to rest.

He walked over and looked at the tree that Mr. Chuan attacked, released his cyclone feeling, and found no problem.

He shined a flashlight on the tree trunk, and after looking at it for a long time, he saw a clue.

Mr. Chuan poked eight holes in the tree trunk one knuckle deep, and in each hole, there was a dead ant.

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"Zhao Huo, can you flirt with girls?"

"Yes!"

Ren Suo thought for three seconds and then changed the question: "Then can you use English to flirt with girls?"

"Um...you`jump, does I`jump count?"

"You are just threatening, you loser, you deserve your Shura field!"

After hanging up the phone from Zhao Huo, Ren Suo looked at his friend list and fell into deep thought.

There is no need to ask about classmates in junior high school or high school. They haven’t seen each other for several years. If you suddenly call someone and ask them how to seduce girls, the other party may not think it is some new way to borrow money;

A college classmate, Ren Suo comes from a monk major where the ratio of men to women is like bleach at 1:99. He is simply blind.

Find it from the binder: Yu Kuangtu, who wanted to pursue a girl in a low-key manner, but ended up being beaten half to death by a red armor. He had to reveal his awesome identity to successfully establish a relationship, scumbag. exclude;

Li Dan, if he can flirt with girls, how can he be bored if he can't sleep every night? exclude;

Bai Ji, he looks like the type to be chased backwards, excluded.

Ren Suo thought about it, opened WeChat and asked a relatively familiar friend:

I love fried beef brisket and noodles: "Chairman Xie, are you there?"

Chairman Xie: "Not here, get out"

I love fried beef brisket and noodles: "Can you flirt with girls?"

Chairman Xie: "Want to see what I can do? But I'm busy right now. I'll take you to a bar in a few months and let you see what I can do."

I love fried beef brisket and noodles: "I want you to teach me"

Chairman Xie: "(/Shocked) That's right. You are not Zhao Huo. He has a fiancée. You should also think about your future... But my method is more advanced and you can't learn it."

I love beef brisket and noodles with fried sauce: "Why can't the advanced ones learn it?"

Chairman Xie: "Your face is relatively low-level"

Ren Suo: "..."

I love beef brisket with fried sauce and noodles: "Don't be afraid, I'm an online dater. Can you use English to flirt with girls?"

Chairman Xie: "Awesome! Flirting with foreigners! Although I have passed CET-6, I can't help you. It's difficult to communicate in the first place, and you still have to flirt with girls..."

Chairman Xie: "You might as well find Qiao Muyi."

I love fried beef brisket and noodles: "Her? Isn't she a woman?"

Chairman Xie: "Women are better at flirting with girls, okay! I heard that she is the most popular in the Countermeasures Bureau, and she occasionally shares some pure English articles in the circle of friends. Her English should be good."

Ren Suo really didn't know these things unless he looked at his WeChat Moments. He directly clicked on Qiao Muyi's WeChat Moments and found that there were indeed some purely English articles appearing 'occasionally'.

As for other Moments, the style is basically like this:

"Our Deputy Director Yu has been transferred for the third time. Members of Team 7, have you seen it?

As long as you work hard, eliminate dangers for us Lianjiang citizens, solve those difficult and mysterious incidents, and faithfully fulfill the orders of your superiors.

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Then I will have a lot of time to practice, and I will soon be promoted to rank three. "

What methods did Qiao Muyi use to make her men drink this poisonous chicken soup and still work hard...

So Ren Suo sent a message: "Teach me how to flirt with girls in English."

Qiao Muyi replied quickly, maybe she was editing the poisonous chicken soup in the circle of friends: "Who are you trying to tease?"

"Netizen."

"...Why did you suddenly fall in love online?"

"Don't you want to learn English?"

"If you want to learn English, just chat with men."

"No, I want to flirt with girls and improve my love skills!"

"When you flirt with girls, can't you flirt with those around you?"

"Distance creates beauty, only the distance in foreign countries is enough"

Ren Suo talked nonsense for a while, and while chatting, the building became tilted. He quickly corrected it and said, "Can you help me?"

"……wait."

Half an hour later, Qiao Muyi sent a word document, which contained strategies for flirting with girls in both Chinese and English. Ren Suo was very satisfied: "I'll treat you to dinner next time, Dong Chengling's family!"

"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi, +233"

Qiao Muyi did not reply to him again. Judging from the negative emotional messages, she must have been very angry.

Ren Suo quickly opened "My Life is Not Your Game" to see if he could play this level to the end this time.

After finally finding the right strategy, Ren Suo could perfectly control the rebels' actions, but he soon encountered a problem - the rebels still had to find a way to get close to the princess. Your Highness!

And he had to speak English, so Ren Suo had to type in English to talk to Her Royal Highness the Princess!

In fact, this is not a big problem. If it is just a normal chat, Ren Suo can do it infinitely like 'how`are`you?I`an`fine, thank`you, and`you?I`am`fine`too, thanks'. The cycle continues.

But Her Royal Highness the Princess is surrounded by a large group of people. If the rebel talks about such boring topics, he will be squeezed out by other NPCs in the next second, and Her Royal Highness the Princess will no longer pay attention to him. Even if the rebel approaches again, he will be Her Royal Highness the Princess warned that if she approached for the third time, she would be forced out of the banquet hall by Her Royal Highness's bodyguards, and the mission would directly fail!

The strategy tips have also been updated:

"Strategy Tip: Find a way to stand next to Her Highness the Princess, and the light will remain unchanged because of you (have an exchange of more than fifty sentences with Her Highness the Princess)"

In other words, Ren Suo had to make the rebel interested in him from the very beginning, and he had to say more than fifty sentences to the rebel!

After much thought, Ren Suo could only think of this method: tease!

To put it nicely, it’s called courtship communication; if it’s worse, it’s called hooking up.

Of course, teasing is definitely not a stupid conversation like ‘you are so beautiful’, ‘your crow’s feet are so beautiful’, ‘your flat chest is so beautiful’, but a complete set of strategies to continue the conversation.

The dialogue strategies given by Qiao Muyi were very detailed, and Ren Suo selected a few suitable ones to start testing.

Her Highness the Princess and the Daughter of Light seemed to be sisters, so Ren Suo tried this first (for the convenience of reading, the following is automatically translated into Chinese): "Your Highness the Princess, your sister is so cute, I like it very much!"

...The rebel was directly carried out of the banquet hall by the bodyguards.

"Your Highness, do you like playing games?"

...Four sentences later, the rebels were squeezed out.

Ren Suo tried it several times, but it still didn't feel right.

The main reason is that Her Royal Highness Princess has too little information, and there are too many competing communicators. If the rebel cannot make the final decision in three sentences, there is no way for Her Royal Highness to focus on him.

Ren Suo opened the "Equipment Interface" and found the rebel. He accidentally discovered that the rebel's equipment column was a little strange. Compared with other game characters, the rebel's equipment slot has a halo-like blur, as if it is disappearing.

"Fusion games are unreliable..." Ren Suo complained, equipping the rebels with "Desire Detection".

The effect of "Desire Detection" in reality is sometimes inconsistent, but it seems more obvious in the game: there are brackets in every sentence of Her Royal Highness to express her feelings about the conversation, whether it is 'interesting' or 'boring' .

But even so, the rebels could only chat for thirty sentences at most before Her Royal Highness would change the target of the conversation.

what to do? Ren Suo had no choice but to study the strategy given by Qiao Muyi over and over again, and finally saw two words between the lines: be handsome.

It must be because the rebel is not handsome enough that he cannot be flirted with!

Ren Suo has tried his best!

Alas, it's all the rebels' fault. Although Ren Suo doesn't know whether a villain made up of 25 pixels has the concept of handsome, but... it is definitely not Ren Suo's problem.

Ren Suo looked at the time and was about to leave for Dong Chengling's house to have dinner, but at this time Dong Chengling called:

"I feel very good about practicing these three days, so I will concentrate on practicing and stop cooking for now."

"Oh, come on then!"

Ren Suo scratched his head, sighed and prepared to go to the dining hall. He was used to Dong Chengling's live-in meals, and he was very naughty. Now that he was eating in a restaurant, he always felt a little indigestion...

On the other side, Dong Chengling switched to the chat with Qiao Muyi and said, "I told Ren Suo not to cook for these three days, but is it really useful?"

"It's useful. After all, 'distance is beautiful.' You and he see each other every day, so he subconsciously ignores your charm. In fact, three days is too short, and a month is almost the same. The next sentence of 'distance is beautiful' is 'little Don't be better than a newlywed."

"Thirty days is too long for me."

"Three days is enough. You should take advantage of this time to prepare new spells to show off your power to the freshmen."

At this time, in the Office of Team 7 of the Countermeasures Bureau, which is 8.8 kilometers away from Tianlian Academy, the team members heard a sneer from the captain and suddenly shuddered all over.

They all know the captain's urinal nature: when the captain smiles, it means someone is in trouble. They can only pray that that person is not them.

Only one female team member heard the captain's devilish whisper when she was taking documents from the captain's desk:

"The distance between you is beauty, I invite you to dinner, but now I'm going to make you unable to eat for three days..."