I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

It may be a joke of fate. At the same time that I suffered from the disaster, Shu Zhe also fell ill.

The real name of Uncle Fireball is called Shu Dongbo (thinking like "Su Dongpo"), one year younger than the squad leader's father, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's uncle.

He has been a forester for a long time in a remote mountainous area. He often returns home once a year. In addition to the forest fire last year on New Year's Eve, he must stay behind. As a result, he has not returned to Dongshan City for nearly two years.

However, his wife, the squad leader and Shu Zhe's embarrassment, went to the forest area every three or five months to visit her husband once, because the road is far away, so this frequency may not be diligent.

When the squad leader was 12 years old, he used to go to the forest area to see Uncle Dongbo during the summer vacation. He did not take Shu Zhe because Shuzhe didn't want to travel long distances and stayed at another relative's house.

At that time, Uncle Dongbo would not have wireless Internet access, so there was no ID of "Fireball Uncle". In the eyes of the squad leader or other people, it was the standard mountain hunter image, and also dressed in a forester’s uniform with Lin Zheng. The chest emblem and armband of the department, and later Shu Zhe showed me his photos at that time. I think that except for the wide chin, it is a Chinese version of the grandfather.

I saw the number of bears more than the uncle Dongbo, and I saw that the prostitute also came to see myself. I was very happy because Shusha expressed her hobby of firearms when she was very young, so she used that summer vacation. Shakespeare taught, not only taught the prostitute to use the shotgun, but also carried her on the spot to hunt.

I used to think that the squad leader’s forester uncle, who used a shotgun, should be a cool and trustworthy person, but now I suddenly realized that the 12-year-old girl used a shotgun and knew that she was hiding at home. In the case of a shotgun, it is more irresponsible to do it.

"Sasha, from the grandfather of your grandfather, our family has been a hunter for generations, so teaching you to use a gun is also my duty."

"Whoever makes me no children, your brother doesn't use it, even the forests don't dare to come over."

"Xiaozhe, Xiaozhe, he is not not the top." Only 12 years old, just graduated from elementary school, Lori tastes a very heavy squad leader, carrying a shotgun that is more than half the length of his body, defending his brother, "Xiao Zhe is Because the body is too much to attract mosquitoes, I am also recruiting mosquitoes than I am. If he comes to the forest area, he will be killed by mosquitoes."

"Well, I don't say Shuzhe's bad words." Uncle Dongbo touched the head of Lolita's squad leader. "In the end, whoever bullies you, you are like a wild boar yesterday, killing him with a shot of '砰' what."

It’s your own to kill a shot of “砰”, how can you get away from the experienced mountain hunter and become a perverted madman who buys female model underwear online.

The root of everything is that a year and a half ago, Shu Dongbo worked as a forester in the area where he was a courier, and he started digging an old ginseng when he was on the mountain.

In the town below the mountain, after selling the old ginseng for a good price, Shu Dongbo was well-off, and heard that the wireless Internet signal had covered his own forest keeper's cabin, so he bought a laptop with a whim, plus a 3G network card. , opened up his own surfing career.

"The computer is so complicated, I thought I couldn't learn it." Shu Dongbo later confessed, "But I found that I can download the A film from the Internet for free, so I learned it day and night, and I quickly learned it."

Because the mountain is particularly boring, and the wife and the long-term separation of the two, the well-organized forester Shu Dongbo, often endures the desire to vent at night, so the network became a very important part of his nightlife, causing him to use only Half a year has become an old worm.

However, the network is illusory after all. After seeing a huge amount of A films, Shu Dongbo, who feels empty, began to visit adult products online stores.

Although I didn't visit our online store for the first time, but the number of times, it is inevitable to go to our online store, and also heard the name of our "Happy Valley Love Shop".

Later, under the introduction of "Yuyou", I learned that my online shop was selling clothes that the female model passed through, and immediately came to the wind and became a repeat customer of my family.

Seeing the photo of Shuzhe’s pseudo-nature on the homepage of my home online store, Shu Dongbo really felt a bit like her own niece Shusha, but he knew that Shusha couldn’t do the shameful posture and expression, so she only regarded the red bean sister as A person who is a bit like Shusha.

Because at least two years have not seen Shu Zhe, so Shu Dongbo can't think of it anyway. The original women's dress that I bought is the thing that the scorpion passes through.

Shu Dongbo, who has been transformed into a "fireball uncle" on the Internet, unwittingly, wearing women's clothing through the scorpion, venting his desires against the scorpion's false mothers, resulting in decreased body sensitivity, reduced vigilance, and finally overturned in the gutter. It was attacked by a black bear while patrolling the mountain.

Fortunately, the dead camel is bigger than Ma, and the basic quality still exists. Shu Dongbo, although he lost his gun, his right arm was also torn out of a deep wound, so he escaped to live, did not become a black bear lunch.

If the squadron is killing people, the hunter’s aura of the squad leader’s family can also be annihilated. Otherwise, the black bears in the district will dare to approach you with the gun.

Or the hunter's aura of the squad leader's family, only one person can inherit each generation, and once the body of the virginity is lost, the glory is dim and even disappears.

"That, squad leader, I have a way to make all the cats, dogs and dogs no longer afraid of you, I don't know if you are interested in trying it out."

The above delusions are still forgotten, otherwise the 18.51 mm and 16.82 mm caliber shotguns will be my choice.

Shu Dongbo was attacked by the black bear, because the leader did not know that he was caused by dizziness. He thought that he was conscientiously maintaining the forest like the previous ten years. When he was lucky, he met this kind of thing, so he quickly I gave Shu Dongbo an assessment of the work-related injury.

After the injury, Shu Dongbo recovered badly, and mild muscle atrophy appeared in his right arm. His mental state was not good. So after careful consideration, the Forest Political Bureau decided to send Shu Dongbo a disability pension to let him get sick early, so Shu Dongbo finally got the dust. The servant returned to Dongshan City, which was two years away, and would not have to go back to work in the future.

The day he went home, not too late, was rushing to the class leader to organize a wild tour, and then put Shu Zhetu to the day of care.

Shu Dongbo, who did not inform the family to pick up the station and used his left arm to drag the suitcase back, saw Shuzhe sitting on his sofa at first sight.

"There is no masculinity in this kid. It is not like my brother and me. It is like the sister of Salsa."

When Shuzhe said that "uncle is good," Shu Dongbo was even more guilty: "The voice is not good, I remember that I changed my voice at the age of his."

Where does Shu Dongbo know that Shu Zhe does not reveal the stuffing when he is in the video of “Coriander stuffed buns”, he learns the pronunciation of “pseudo-sound”, and imitates the girl’s voice line has reached the point of realism, and now occasionally reveals a little clue in life.

Although her husband was injured and disabled, but fortunately, there is no lack of arms and legs, the right arm of muscle atrophy has not continued to deteriorate, but a thin circle than the left arm, and the blessing in disguise, the couple finally did not need to separate.

So Shu Zhe's sister was very happy, and made a lot of meals to celebrate, Shu Zhe was present, and also reduced the loneliness of their husband and wife without children.

After the night, Shu Dongbo recalled that his nephew came out of the bathroom, his hair was clear, his skin was fair, his cheeks were slightly blushing because of the heat and fumigation. The more he thought about it, the more he missed it, so he opened the laptop and pulled it out and saved it in the hard disk. "Red Bean Sister" photos, magnified and carefully compared.

The more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more you think it is the same person. There is a posture close to the orchid finger when you take a picture. It is often used by Shu Zhe when he recently took a cup of water to drink it.

As a result, Shuo Shubo, the fireball uncle, was tortured by his inner thoughts, and waited until his wife slept, and touched the room of the blind man lightly.

Shuzhe, who is already asleep, has a delicate body hidden under a thin blanket. The delicate clavicle and pink shoulders exude a taboo temptation.

The faint side face under the moonlight shows the beauty of quietness and softness, and the moist lips, which gives the illusion of applying lipstick on it.

Shu Dongbo sees both eyes, and the ghost is close to Shu Zhe's ear, whispering: "Red bean sister, red bean sister."

As a result, Shu Zhe turned over and stumbled, groaning and saying a dream: "Video chat, starting from 200 yuan an hour..."

Shu Dongbo immediately understood it. Seven bleeds, angered and rushed to the crown. I thought I was very knowledgeable on the Internet. I actually went to the online store, bought the original women’s dress of the false mother, and this fake mother is still her own nephew. .

It’s just a mistake to treat it as a loli. More importantly, because of the shackles, I almost fed myself to the bear. Now I have written a second-class disability on the work injury identification. I used the scorpion’s underwear to smash myself into two. Waiting for the disability, how can he accept it?

Immediately angry, Shu Shu woke up, Shu Zhe began to feel dizzy, waited until Shu Dongbo said that he is "uncle of fireball", which can scare Shu Zhe can no longer sleep.

"Uncle, I... I was forced by the owner of the adult goods store, my sister's classmates."

Shu Zheyi asked for mercy in the bed, and sold me in the first sentence.

Not only beg for mercy, but also pears with rain, crying for uncle to see on the face of my sister and sister, forgive myself.

Shu Dongbo looked at the scorpion that flinched into a bed. He was very angry. Suddenly, he felt a feeling that he had never had before. Something worse was beginning to awaken.

"It hurts me to spend money..." Shu Dongbo pointed to his shrinking right arm. "You made me like this, how should I pay for it."

Because Shu Dongbo used to be the Chinese version of Beiye, even if the right arm was slightly atrophied, it was thicker than Shuzhe's calf. Shu Zhe glanced up and said: "It seems that there is not much problem..."

"Bastard." Shu Dongbo almost screamed at the wife in the next room. "I have your nephew. It’s really bad for eight generations. You said, you are dressed as a fake wig and clothes. Is there still?"

“Hey.” Shu Zhe did not understand the impending crisis at all, and replied, “There are some, at home, uncle, you ask what to do.”