I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Not for the show to show to whom." I shouted, "Between normal childhood, it is normal to have such a move... Probably."

Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Xiaoqin did not go deep into the matter of holding her into the window.

"Can I sit in this chair?" Xiaoqin pointed at the chair I had just sat, and asked too carefully.

"Sit casually." I waved. "As long as you meet the friendship between the childhood, you don't have to ask for my consent."

Xiaoqin took off her bag and hung it on the back of the chair. Then she turned to the side sitting at the bed and squinted and asked:

“Ye Lin’s classmates let me continue to be the girlfriend of Ye Lin’s classmates in front of Amy and Pooh. Is this also the proper etiquette between childhood and childhood?”

"If not, what should I do?" I asked. "If you let Amy know that you are not my girlfriend now, do you know how she will mock you?"

"That, that is also..." Xiaoqin's arm trembled slightly. If Amy, who was not sensible, sprinkled salt on the wound, Xiaoqin really couldn't stand it.

Seeing the sad expression on Xiaoqin’s face, I couldn’t bear it, and comforted her: “Don’t be discouraged, I said to give you a second chance, dressed as a couple in front of Amy and Pooh, you will be a scene preview. ""

Xiaoqin suddenly became like a **** godmother, and his body exudes brilliance and vitality.

"I, I will work hard, I will try my best to become a girl who is more liked by Ye Lin. I will fight for the next time to let Ye Lin take the initiative to open my mouth and ask me to be the girlfriend of Ye Lin... ..."

Speaking half, because of lack of confidence, the voice is getting smaller, and I don’t dare to look straight into my eyes, for fear that I am angry.

"Be confident in yourself." I said, "This kind of energy is like you. You have less talk during this time. I am not used to it."

"That..." Xiaoqin saw that I was surprisingly friendly, and gradually did not feel as cautious as I was at the beginning. "In the face of Amy and Pooh, when I and Ye Lin were dressed as lovers, I could spoil on Ye Lin. ."

"Yes." I don't think I should add too many restrictions to Xiaoqin. Otherwise, it doesn't look like it. Pooh said that it was not good to be dismantled by Amy.

"Oh, you can take the arm of Ye Lin."

"can."

"I have a happy time, and I can also hold Ye Lin."

"can."

"Going to the mall to buy things, trouble Ye Lin students can help with shopping bags."

"Well, no problem."

"If there is only one seat left on the bus, I am sitting on the legs of Ye Lin, also...maybe."

"This... Amy should have no chance to take the bus with us, but Pooh is probably..."

"I'm sorry, the request to sit on Ye Lin's lap is too much..."

"No, if it's really in front of Amy or Pooh, and the bus is too crowded to stand, you can't do it on your lap."

"That..." Listening to me all the way said "can", "no problem", Xiaoqin is getting more and more excited, "Isn't it just in front of Amy and Pooh, I am more like a woman of Ye Lin than before?" friend."

I frowned and thought, "You can think so too."

"Long live ~ \\ (≧▽≦) / ~,." Xiao Qin could not help but want to stand up from the chair to celebrate, but stopped his behavior halfway, as if he felt that it was too brainy.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻..." But on the whole, it is still difficult to move. I look at me with a smile, and the joy in my eyes can't be concealed.

"Don't smirk, you have come home with summer homework." I said, "Where I don't understand, I will teach you."

Anyway, I can't do sports now, and doing some mental exercise is just right.

In order to arouse our enthusiasm for learning, the mathematics teacher once said in the classroom: "Learning mathematics and physics, not afraid of going all over the world." Although the correctness of this sentence is debatable, it is an indisputable fact that Xiaoqin's mathematical and physics is terrible. .

When seeking the outer surface area of ​​the boxless cuboid box, Xiaoqin often forgot the area of ​​the bottom surface. The reason is that the schematic is not clearly drawn, and the bottom surface is blocked by the other four sides.

I also drew a crooked box in the blank space of the answer. Are you a box? That is the remains of the SpongeBob after being crushed by the weight of 500 million tons.

As for why the Leaning Tower of Pisa will not fall down. This question does not answer the "center of gravity", "heavy vertical line", "fulcrum", "support surface", but replies very sensibly:

"Because it is a world-famous attraction, the Italian government sent 1,000 people to pull the rope in the ground. If it fell, it would not receive tickets."

I was afraid that the teacher would not understand it. I also specially painted a section of a man leaning underground on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Is it a person or an ant? How does the Leaning Tower of Pisa look like a building? If it is not your special explanation, I will see it as an ant war.

As mentioned in the chemical work, diamond and graphite are the same element, and Xiaoqin is even less understood.

"If it is really the same thing, why did the Diamond Sutra change its name to "Graphite Sutra"?"

Hurry to apologize to the Buddhists all over the world, your thinking is too jumping, teach you the difficulty of mathematics and physics, how to feel better than to take Amy to win the LOL qualifying.

Xiao Qin’s English homework is done very well. Although the reading analysis in Chinese homework often comes up with amazing words (for example, the dog bar is a language description), Zhang’s old man should give a good volume. Let's go.

Um, I decided, first guide Xiaoqin to finish the science work, and then copy all of his homework according to Xiao Qin’s homework. This summer study task can be completed.

Even if I put on the curtains, the sunshine is very good. I directed Xiaoqin to write homework and have a rare feeling of comfort and comfort.

It’s normal, calm life, I hope my viral heart disease can be cured, and I will enjoy some of this life.

Time flies unnoticed, and at noon, Xiaoqin said that she would go back to the affiliated hospital and dine in the ward with her mother. I can't keep her.

"Right, anyway, if you want to have lunch, let the French chef do something for the patient to eat, and then you will let Auntie pass." I propose.

The French chef loves the chef career from the bottom of his heart. As long as someone likes to eat what he does, he always works tirelessly and fires on the stove.

Xiaoqin hesitated. "Mom wants to eat bamboo shoots for the past two days. Will the French chef make bamboo shoots?"

"Yes, the five-color salad in French cuisine contains bamboo shoots." I feel like the French chef is his own family, proud of him, "As long as you go to tell him, he will definitely do it for you." Contains delicious dishes of bamboo shoots."

"I went to tell him." Xiaoqin wondered, then he woke up: "Right, the French chef will not speak Chinese, but he will have some English. You can communicate with me in English. Ye Lin’s words are a bit..."

I have a red face. "I am making a plan with him, or painting what I want to eat on paper..."

Listening to me, Xiao Qin’s eyes are bright. “Since Ye Lin’s classmates can use pictures to express them, then my future cartoonist, Mr. Shuiqin, can draw the things that I want to eat.”

"Ye Lin students wait a moment, I will draw this, you take it to the French chef, he will definitely understand what I want at once."

I didn't have time to stop it. She had torn a piece of draft paper and finished her "steamed bamboo shoots" with a ballpoint pen.

The bamboo shoots in your house are so long, this time the inexplicable lines are very tough, and they are as hard as a certain building.

This is simply steaming the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Finally, on the back of the draft paper, I repainted a steamed bamboo shoot that twisted and twisted, and I barely let the French chef understand it.

When I didn't go out in my 103 room and got the packaged steamed bamboo shoots and lean meat porridge that I got back, Xiaoqin was very happy to give me a gift, and I thought it was my own painting. Skilled, so quickly let the French chef understand the meaning of the painting.

"Oh, O (∩_∩) O~, so my mother and I have all eaten, thank you Ye Lin, and help me thank the French chef."

With my help, I turned the window and walked away. Before I left, I was still in a good mood and whispered, and said to myself:

"It seems that my painting skills have improved. I have to be frightened by my artistic talents. Do you want to finish the previously drawn girl comics and then submit them to the editors..."

Which comic, "Love in Zhoukoudian", or other works that are unbearable and unbearable.

Let's let go of the editor. Don't use your brush to smash the eyes of the comic editor. You have to draw a sponge baby to fall from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will be steamed into the pot of Chinese tourists, and then sent to the big star. Tears chanting "Graphite Sutra", giving friends a strange story.

Steamed sponges are not good at all. At least you should also clean the big stars. Don’t underestimate the Chinese tourists who cook pots under the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

After Xiaoqin left, I accepted Dr. Yu’s temperature check and was looking forward to the French chef’s lunch, but received a call from Shu Zhe.

"Ye Lin, you... you must save me."

After the phone was connected, Shu Zhe immediately asked me with a crying room.

"What trouble do you have?" I did not ask him.

"I... I didn't get into trouble this time, it was a curse from the sky." Shu Zhe said in disappointment, "I was forced by the ‘fireball uncle’.”

Hey, Fireball is not a perverted customer alongside the "caraway stuffing buns", let the "model lady" sell the original underwear, and the idea of ​​blowing a balloon and blowing TT, isn't it the fireball uncle?

"Why, you have encountered a fireball in real life." I asked, "You are usually dressed in men's clothing. His eyes are so poisonous. Can you recognize the red bean sister wearing a wig and a beautiful woman?"

Shu Zhe regretted not falling for a while, finally finally made up his mind to admit:

"I, I am at home now, every day, my uncle is forced to walk around in the costume of a cat maid, give him tea, and carry his shoulders..."

"Wait." I was amazed. "You just said that you were forced by the fireball uncle, how could it become your uncle again?"

"I..." Shuzhe, who didn't know how much humiliation these days, couldn't help but burst into tears: "How can I think that my uncle is a fireball uncle, he is teaching my sister to use a shotgun, my pro Uncle."

"I haven't seen it for a few years. Since he learned wireless Internet access at the Shou Linren's cabin, he has gradually changed from a senior hunter to a big pervert."

"I know that I am selling the original underwear to him. Uncle, he was very angry at first, but then he was very happy. Now I am forced to stay in his house. I close the door every day and let me dress up as a cat maid to serve him. He looked at me more and more eccentric."

"Ye Lin Ge, you will not come to save me, I am worried that I will be given by my uncle..."