I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Little Qin, are you afraid of butterflies?"

I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spot ladybug, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid or not.

"Hey, there are butterflies." Xiaoqin looked at both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, I realized that the butterfly might fall on my straw hat.

She rubbed her eyes nervously and asked, "Is the butterfly beautiful?"

"Beautiful." I laughed. "Not pretty."

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Then I am not afraid, if it is an ugly moth, I will scream."

There is no essential difference between a moth and a butterfly. Since your attitude towards a bug is such an appearance, why do you choose a person who is so ugly as a boyfriend, I am not the cute person who was bullied by you that year.

"La la la ~?" Xiao Qin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on the straw hat, and was very happy to pick up the unconformed song.

To be honest, a bit of a five-tone is not complete, Amy said that he is not willing to listen to the record he recorded, I think that compared with Xiaoqin, Amy's song is already a sound of nature.

"Ye Lin, you know." After Xiaoqin sang a song for a while, he said in his arms, "All said that 'the phoenix is ​​not in the land of no treasure', there are beautiful butterflies falling on my head. It must be that my sincerity has moved God, and God feels that I am also a living baby..."

Isn't that a "live treasure"? You usually have all kinds of funny things, and you are very proud.

"Unfortunately I won't brag..." Xiao Qin said suddenly.

Hello, don’t throw me in my arms and say strange things, I am holding you with you as a sister. (Also, because of fear of heights, I want to find something to catch.) You tease me with words. What should I do if I raise the flag below?

"What a pity, if I brag about Ye Lin, maybe there will be a phoenix falling from the sky..."

For Mao, for the Mao Feng to come to watch the two cliffs in the field, the Phoenix has voyeurism.

"Ye Lin's classmates looked surprised." Xiaoqin said with a grin. "You didn't listen to Teacher Zhang in the Chinese class. I remember that the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter is jade, good at bragging, so Married to Xiao Shi, who is good at bragging, after the jade and her husband learned to brag, the snoring attracted the dragon and the phoenix, so the husband and wife both took the dragon and the phoenix to fly."

"It must be a fairy tale world, and I want to go with Ye Lin."

Scared... scared me, the original blow is the real Xiao, when Zhang Laotou said this allusion, I must be sleeping, but Dad also mentioned this allusion, Xiaoqin said that I also remembered.

Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the gods and lords, have left a lot of idioms for later generations, such as "taking the dragon fast" (Xiao Shi as the son-in-law of Qin Mugong, and finally riding the dragon on the sky) and "Yu Feng Laiyi "When the jade boasted to reach her husband's success, she attracted the phoenix. She always felt that her husband was better at bragging than her, and it was worthwhile to vomit."

Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi are the right media, they are two genuine music lovers. They have not done anything very violent and violent, but they are taught by Du Mu’s "Twenty-four Bridges and Moonlight Nights. Boasting the influence, the word "making jade boasting" gradually has other meanings...

"That, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously and seriously, "Don't casually say ‘I want to brag about me’.”

"Why?" Xiaoqin said. "Don't Ye Lin want to fly with me to the world of fairy tales? Can you let the dragon ride for you?"

Why, you still plan to occupy the dragon back, let me ride the phoenix.

I glanced at the blue butterfly on the straw hat. We both said a long time, but we still haven’t scared it away. Isn’t the straw hat of Xiaoqin bought from the stall, containing the strange chemical paint that attracts the blue butterfly? .

"Uh huh." I cleared my throat. "The girl's family can't just say the word 'Blowing', because the ancient Chinese poets are too violent, so the word has been meaning with the 'blowing the horn'. ......"

Xiao Qin immediately blushes, she may not really know this.

"Weird, no wonder when the old man gave lectures, there were boys laughing underneath, Cao Gonggong laughed especially..."

Well, I can imagine that after Cao Gonggong heard the word "Blowing", he smiled and looked like a big one.

"I am awkward." Xiao Qin lowered his head in a deflated manner. "I also said that I should redouble my efforts on the path of metamorphosis. As a result, I don’t even know the true meaning of bragging..."

No one will blame you, is it like Xiong Yaoyue, watching A film a lot, all male topics are proficient, proficient in playing the game to open the voice, can the male teammates say blushing degree?

Although it is not necessary to be as simple as a piece of white paper like Gong Caicai, the girl still has less contact with the color content. Besides, Xiaoqin has eight and nine will become my sister, giving her sister appropriate education. It is also the responsibility that my brother should bear.

Even if it is **** education, it can't be completely avoided. At least let her know how to protect herself, not to mention misunderstandings, and to gradually clear the toxins that H has brought her, and believe the content of A film. It has already caused family tragedy. If you believe in the content of H Man, you must not extend the tragedy to the next generation.

"So..." I didn't think about how to speak.

"Ye Lin, can you help me get a straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly raised.

"Hey, you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes. If you move the hat casually, it may fly away."

Although in general, Xiaoqin did not remain still, the blue butterfly should have flown away.

"Well, I really want to see what kind of butterfly is, and..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index finger of both hands in one place. "Ye Lin helped me with a hat, I will give Ye Lin a classmate... Blowing and blowing."

You didn't understand what I said, the girl can't just mention the word, and you don't already know what it means, knowing that there will be no dragons and phoenixes being led...

Wait, know the meaning of the word, and say it out, this means you want to...

Don't be kidding, my confirmation is that for your unreliable sister, you should do some reliable **** education, but you can't demonstrate it yourself. This world doesn't need to take the body as a prop, and teach your younger brother to brag about it.

“H is often said that boys like Ye Lin’s age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and they can’t sleep at night...”

Don't use the word "mating" to make us look like animals.

"Although I like Ye Lin's classmates to be mad, but in addition to dysmenorrhea, and not to be afflicted by the body can not sleep ... so, Ye Lin students are so abnormal, because the desire is not satisfied, so it is very painful. ”

It’s not as painful as you said. When you can’t sleep, you can fall asleep with a tube, even though your heart will be empty and you’re right...

"I am the girlfriend of Ye Lin's classmates and help Ye Lin to relieve the pain. Isn't it something?"

I naturally put forward my own arguments.

"Although, although my mother strictly forbids it, I am not allowed to mate with Ye Lin. However, it should be possible to brag. My mother did not explicitly say that I am not allowed to brag Ye Lin, as long as I can dismiss Ye Lin. Painful words..."

Stay in the mouth, give me a mouthful in all senses.

How can Auntie list the prohibited items in the same way to show you, what to brag about, do not think that it is also prohibited, Ren A Ming Ming said, before we graduated from high school, the most progress to the step of kissing .

Kissing has long been a good break. If I really dare to let Xiaoqin brag about me, let Aunt know that I will kill me, then I can participate in Special Olympics to win glory for the country.

And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from a girlfriend to a sister. Although she is a sister, although she volunteered to brag about me, I can't be completely tempted as a man, but still can't.

This is not something that should be done between the brothers and sisters. If the Yimei volunteered to brag about me, I would agree to the one who came, so the real girl, Amy is thinking about pushing me back this brother. Ah, don't I come here?

At this moment, there is one more important factor to consider. This is on the cliff. My fear of heights is still on the scene. In case something went wrong, I rolled down the cliff with Xiaoqin. When the body was discovered, everyone saw that my pants had faded to the knees, and there was any discordant solid or liquid in the small celery. What would I think?

At that time, the news headline must be "the junior high school men and women field cliffs", the related photos will also flow out in secret, and they will be rumored on the Internet. I was seen by the squad leader in that scene, and I was seen by the people of the whole country. What else? Seeing the ancestral ancestors on the face, my 18th generation ancestors could not marry.

Therefore, with the willpower of Superman, I refused the service that Xiaoqin would provide me.

Even if my heart is like a long grass, I can't help but imagine, if it happens, it will be a feeling, but I always feel:

, at least change a less dangerous place.

"That, don't make a joke. You start up with me. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the top camp."

"Oh..." Xiaoqin was so disappointed that he licked his head (the blue butterfly did not fly away), "Ye Lin’s classmates still remembered... I remembered there, I wanted to brag to cope with the matter. Ye Lin’s classmates must smile in my heart, I’m stupid and naive.”

"Where" is "where", why do you say that I am like a super-colored demon.

After spending a long time, I finally pushed Xiaoqin away from the cliff and returned to the path of the mountain with me.

I think it is time to catch the blue butterfly on the straw hat, maybe you can sell tens of thousands of dollars, but you can't let the soft sister coins run.

"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on the head and go back to the camp to show it." Xiaoqin smiled like a peach. "It must be my pure heart that attracts beautiful butterflies. It is a woman. protagonist."

Where is your heart pure, even if there is a pure place, most of it has already been polluted. I don’t think you are like the heroine of the girl comics. It is like the heroine of H Man.

However, Xiaoqin was very proud to bring the butterfly back to the camp for everyone to see. I didn't want to sweep her up. I was worried that the butterfly would run halfway.

I hope that the unknown chemical paint on the small celery hat can attract blue flash butterfly for a while.