I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"I hate it~~~" Xiaoqin said pretendingly, "Let me call my brother today, let me call my father tomorrow."

"Oh." I even said the last words, I did not respond.

Xiaoqin’s hands on his chest were put together, and ten fingers were twisted back and forth.

"Vini is right, Ye Lin is really big ~ abnormal, maybe it is the world's first metamorphosis."

Who is the first metamorphosis in the world, don't be so proud to say this kind of thing.

"So, as the world's first metamorphosis girlfriend, it is not good to not improve your perverted level..."

What is the level of metamorphosis? Is it not only the level 4 of English, but also the level 6 of English, the state also issued the examination certificate of metamorphosis 4 and metamorphosis?

Xiao Qin’s tone became a little sad.

"I clearly understand that in order to please Ye Lin, I have already endured nausea and have studied some of the super H comics downloaded online. The result is still not keeping up with the abnormal level of Ye Lin. I am not working hard enough."

Since you are disgusted, don't look at it. Some heavy-duty H-flows can't be sustained by a teenager like me. What's more, you don't know what kind of girl is blowing a horn.

The hands of Xiaoqin were clenched into fists and turned into prayers, as if they wanted the following words to let God hear.

"I will redouble my efforts to make Ye Lin's abnormal needs fully satisfied, so..."

"So don't say it's called a brother, so Dad can do it. If Ye Lin students call me like this, there will be extra pleasure..."

Because of the grievances, the tears turned around in the eyes.

"However, I am satisfied with Ye Lin's classmates, in exchange... Please let us go at least for our children."

Very seriously, very urgently to make this request to me.

Nima, I am vomiting blood. I want you to call your brother a pre-death wish from a great sister. Such a noble thing is actually misinterpreted by me as my perverted need... Who wants to press you underneath? Let you call my brother and call my father.

I like my sister, not to listen to my sister's breathing in bed.

Moreover, it is still further extended, thinking that I will become a "ghost father" in the future, and have a perverted desire for my daughter.

"You stay in your mouth." I said, "How can I have my daughter..."

"No son can." Xiaoqin interrupted me with excitement. "Although Ye Lin is bisexual, it is as dangerous as a girl to be born... but please ask Ye Lin to hold back, no matter what pattern. Please come to me as a mother."

Whose mother are you, don't have a tone of being a woman, three months ago, you still haven't even had the capital of your mother.

And are you still worried about such a distant thing, are you not determined to push me down the cliff and end my short and sinful life?

The evidence is that, when you lift to the height of your chest, you have not put down your hands. At this time, they are separated from each other, and the palms are made to push people.

I didn’t expect Xiaoqin to lift her hands higher, and she was trumpet-like in her mouth. She tried her best to shout at the mountains in the distance:

"Ye Lin, I like you,,,."

The echo was in the valley for a long time, and I stayed for a while.

The original so-called "to the shameless place to go to the place where no one is watching" refers to this, but you shout so loudly, I am embarrassed to be heard by other students.

"Let Dashan come to testify, I want to love Ye Lin for a lifetime,,,."

It seems to be, the bridge that once appeared in the girl comics, swearing to the valley... Xiaoqin must feel that this behavior is very romantic.

"More than this life will have to be spent together, and the future will be together. When you die, you will cross the fairy tale world together. I am a kitten, Ye Lin, a big dinosaur,,,."

The fairy tale world can't accommodate your saber-toothed tiger. Please put Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom and Jerry, and Popeye.

And why am I a big dinosaur, the dinosaur in the fairy tale must be the opposite character, and why do you live with a dinosaur in a cat, knowing that birds are descendants of dinosaurs, while cats are birds The deadly enemy, you are the one who is not doing a good job against our descendants.

After blushing heartbeat and panting out the above speech, Xiao Qin took a sigh of relief and shouted more shyly at the mountains:

"I decided, for Ye Lin students can always like me, whether it is chrysanthemum or plum, whether it is called brother or father, I will meet him, as long as he is willing to put me on the back, with me in the fairy tale World travel is just fine."

Don't say that the fairy tale world does exist, and what is plum?

"what."

Suddenly a mountain wind came from behind and the straw hat of Xiaoqin was blown off.

The soft short hair of Xiaoqin fluttering in the wind is my illusion, as if her hair has stayed longer.

Looking at the straw hat falling down the cliff, Xiaoqin did not mean to save, seeing her mixed surprise and delightful eyes, it seems that this is a mountain god, to take away her belongings as a certificate, and will be responsible Supervise her vows to perform seriously.

This kind of shameful oath that appeared in the words "Chrysanthemum" and "Calling Dad", don't give it to the mountain **** to supervise it. Do you have a day to come back and wish, and put your hands together to the mountain and say:

"The kind of flower I mentioned last time, I have already handed it to Ye Lin, and it is very painful, but Ye Lin is happy.... In addition, I found that I am more like Ye Lin than my father. Like what I call him 'brother'..."

In order not to have the above-mentioned wishful scenes, I shot in a sitting position and slammed the bonnet of the straw hat accurately and without mistake.

After I caught it, I felt scared. This is a cliff. It is a place where I feel dizzy when I look down. It causes a height of fear. The straw hat is small, but it makes me sweat.

"Ye Lin, I am so touched." Xiao Qin rushed up, kneeling on the same height as my face, then hugged and laughed and hugged me.

"For my straw hat, I risked falling off the cliff."

Well, don't be excited to be like this, although I am quite scared myself, but there is still a distance from the cliff.

However, I thought I was wrong... Xiaoqin is not going to swear with me, but to shout out the vows to the opposite mountains. Although it is a vow to be embarrassed in various senses, I can still appreciate She likes my infatuation.

Ah, it’s hard to do. In the psychological struggle just now, I have decided to treat you as a sister, and now I will downgrade you to a "girlfriend."

Yes, on my psychological balance, "sister" is a higher level than "girlfriend", because things that can be tolerated by my sister may not be tolerated by my girlfriend.

Although the normal upgrade route of "girlfriend" should be "wife" → "child fuck"... upgrade to "sister" is what kind of trouble, point the wrong skill point.

In any case, with a complicated mood, I put the straw hat back on the head of Xiaoqin, and mainly took the top of the straw hat as a brother.

Xiaoqin's eyelashes are slightly squatting, as if they are afraid of beating, and they seem to enjoy the ground very much, and close their eyes to enjoy my pat.

Then a butterfly fell on the hatch of Xiaoqin with the breeze.

The two wings are completely blue like the sea, the torso is pure black, mysterious and elegant.

After falling on the hatch of Xiaoqin, the two wings gently open and close, let me find that the lower surface of its wings is not blue, but a mottled black similar to the leaves.

It should be a camouflage color. When it falls in the forest, it closes its wings and makes it difficult for natural enemies to find out.

If so, when flying, it is not the black of the lower surface of the wings, and the blue of the upper surface of the wings, which alternates and flashes.

An insect name suddenly appeared in my mind.

,, blue butterfly,.

No, there is a blue butterfly in Cui Songshan. This is the national butterfly of Brazil. I heard that Dad only exists in Central and South America.

But Dad also said that when he came to the Tsui Song Mountain in college, he did see the species suspected of blue butterfly, suspected to be a rare blue butterfly subspecies, which might be more expensive than the authentic blue butterfly.

There are generally blue silk butterfly specimens on the Taobao, 200 yuan on Taobao, it is not a strange treasure.

But this butterfly is different. First of all, it lives in a latitude that should not have appeared, and it looks much better than the photos I saw on Taobao.

To know that Taobao photos will generally pass some PS, adjust the color difference is the basis of Taobao art.

This blue butterfly subspecies is so exciting without PS. Is it worth a lot of money, as Dad guessed, maybe the first person to catch it can also be loaded as a discoverer of rare species? history.

Quite probably, otherwise, the two entomologists, why do they come to Cuisong Mountain to catch butterflies again and again, even if the accommodation fees of special education schools are cheap, they can’t stand every summer every day, there must be It is worthy of the reason for them to do so.

According to various intelligence analysis, it is said that this butterfly can also sell tens of thousands of pieces, which is comparable to the net profit of my online shop for four months.

At this moment, this expensive butterfly, I do not know why it falls on the straw hat of Xiaoqin, and does not leave, slowly opening and closing the wings, as if a beautiful headwear.

"It's beautiful..." I muttered.

"..." Xiaoqin wants to say something, but in the end she has a face that is not said to be happy. She must have thought that the object of my praise is her.

It’s not all wrong. I think this blue butterfly is beautiful. It should be half because of Xiaoqin’s credit.

Wearing a natural straw hat, wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans, no matter what ridiculous vows, the appearance is still very clean and pleasing.

The pure girl's head is topped with a beautiful blue butterfly, which complement each other and stand against each other. According to the common saying of the Chinese teacher, "symmetry gives people a beautiful enjoyment".

I didn't know how to deal with this blue butterfly at the moment, as if I didn't know how to define the identity of Xiao Qin.