I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Which day is Ye Lin’s birthday?”

On July 26th, I received a text message from Xiaoqin Mingzhi.

Since I was born on New Year's Day, even if I was a classmate who was not so familiar with me in the second (3) class, I also know what day my birthday is.

In summary, the real reason why Xiaoqin asked me this is that she has to celebrate her birthday.

On July 28, on the outbreak of the First World War, Xiao Qin’s birthday was quite memorable.

"Call everyone to give you a birthday." I called Xiaoqing, "just like giving birthday to Gong Micai."

Seeing that I only remembered her birthday after a simple reminder, Xiao Qin looked happy.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻...I finally had a birthday again, so I was nearly one year old from the legal age of marriage..."

No need to ask, it must be the idea of ​​marrying me when I am 20 to 20 years old.

Having said that, in order to plan family planning, China’s legal age of marriage is set a bit late. In contrast, Russia under Putin’s rule, because of the problem of negative growth in character, has not only begun to promote homosexuality as a national machine, but also some states. The legal marriage age is also lowered to 14 years old.

There is no paradise controlled by Lolita. If it is not unusual for the Russian nation, there are countless Loli control queues to immigrate the mysterious frozen soil.

"Actually, the squad leader asked me a few days ago, would you like to invite classmates to give me a birthday..." Xiaoqin continued, "But I said that I would go to my relatives with my mother, so I refused."

"Hey, then there is nothing wrong with me." I said as I thought, whether the so-called relatives of Xiao Qin would be the father of Auntie, that is, the father.

"Lack, lack of Ye Lin students how to do." Xiaoqin said, "I am a swindler, this birthday I want to go with Ye Lin, for this I also told my mother, because the students want to organize my birthday Yes, so I am not at home."

In other words, in order to have a birthday with me, and to tell the squad leader and any aunt, is it really sinful?

"That... what do you want to eat, I will go to a restaurant in advance."

"There is nothing special to eat... When the last palace color was birthday, the cake was enough. Can you take me to the amusement park? Give me a birthday at the amusement park. I always wanted to follow Ye Lin. Classmates go to an amusement park."

Xiaoqin pleaded with me in a very low posture.

Somehow, there is a sense of guilt in my heart, perhaps since the summer vacation, Xiao Qin seems to be relatively cold.

I really feel that I am not used to the identity of "Little Qin's boyfriend", and there is no such conscious.

"Amusement park is an amusement park. On July 28th, you are in the biggest happy valley in the city center... No, I am waiting for me at the gate of the Happy World amusement park. At 9 o'clock, I will arrive at the amusement park and remember it. ”

I always tell the Happy World Amusement Park as Happy Valley Amusement Park. It really is that the “Happy Valley Sex Toy Store” at home has influenced me too much.

"I... I remember." Xiaoqin repeated it insecurely.

"That... Ye Lin will definitely go there, definitely will go, will not put my pigeons."

"Hey, why do you think so."

"Because... Ye Lin’s eyes are very small, I always forget the things that I was bullied when I was young. So, maybe I have to put my pigeons this time, I am sad...”

It’s not that my mind is small, but that the way you bully people is too inhuman. Besides, before the final exam of this semester, you just deceived my Swiss army knife as your own. If you think about it, I should retaliate. what.

But if you put her pigeons on the birthday of Xiaoqin for this, it would be too uninhibited. The husband has something to do. The Swiss army knife and Optimus Prime will find another way to get it back.

"You can rest assured that I will arrive at the amusement park on time, after all, only once a year."

"Well, then I will spend a lot of time at home. Please ask Ye Lin not to miss the appointment when I arrive, otherwise I will not go home at the entrance of the amusement park until Ye Lin comes to claim me."

Don't give me a shame. You think you are a kitten and a puppy. I said that I will go there.

After agreeing with Xiaoqin, Dad seems to have heard a few words because I told the phone too loudly, so I said to me when I was having dinner:

“Is there a female student’s birthday, and you are ready to give a gift.”

Ah, the gift, Dad doesn't remind me, I actually forgot about it.

"Dad, you got it wrong. It’s a 10086 salesman. I have nothing to chat with."

Dad, who is eating noodles, took a sip. "It’s the family package of China Unicom, and your mobile phone is the number of Unicom."

"Well... yeah." I meant that I didn't know where I was. "So China Mobile's salesman called and hoped that we could change to their package, competitors."

After perfunctory dad, I began to seriously consider what gift to send Xiaoqin.

Generally speaking, it should be something like a doll, a jewelry, a coat and a garment.

But that means that I have to go to the girls' gift shop or clothing store all over the place, shame to buy these things, and also ask the staff to tie them with ribbons, and clearly declare "I have a girlfriend".

Do you want to buy online, but less than two days from Xiaoqin’s birthday, in case the courier does not give force, what can I do if I can’t deliver it on time.

In addition, I really don't know how to pick a birthday present for a girl. It's so troublesome.

And I heard that giving girls a lot of gift taboos, if you send a fat girl treadmill, it will be awkward, this is easier to understand, other taboos.

You can't send an umbrella, because the homophonic word of the umbrella is "scatter", which means you want to break up with the other party.

I can't send shoes either, because sending shoes means letting her go, and also means to break up.

Nima, I really sent a shoe last time. Do I want to break up with Xiaoqin in my subconscious mind, but Xiaoqin is not sad, but also very happy.

I checked it on the Internet. The taboos are really different. There is no such thing as a wind chime. Some people say that they can’t be sent. Because they contain the meaning of breaking up, others say they can send it, meaning it is missing...

When I celebrated my birthday with Gang, and celebrated my birthday with Captain Guo Songtao and the basketball team’s brothers, there was no such trouble. The boys were not so popular to give gifts, everyone gathered together for a chat, eat barbecue, steal Drink some beer and everything will be OK.

The next day, I didn't think about giving Xiao Qin any birthday present.

Tomorrow is the 28th, I have to get things done today.

I finally made up my mind to go to the jewelry store on the commercial street to pick a thing. As a result, I had not walked into the jewelry store, and I was stunned into a black car parked on the street.

When I entered the car, I found out that Xiao Qin’s father, Huo Zhenbang, the head of the Hong Kong triad’s Juyingtang, sat in the co-pilot position and looked at me through the rearview mirror.

The one who broke me into the car, of course, was his uncle Hu and Leopard, and the uncle who wore a blindfold was sitting in the driver's seat.

"My daughter is going to have a birthday." Huo Zhenbang said to himself, "At this time of the year, I will mail a parasitic gift to Xiao Qin, but all of her mother returned."

It seems that Auntie is not generally hating his ex-husband. He is carrying a woman outside, and conceals his identity as a triad. For Auntie, he is not guilty of sin.

"I didn't guess wrong." Huo Zhenbang looked back at me slightly. "This birthday, Xiaoqin intends to go with you."

I nodded silently.

"Sure enough." Huo Zhenbang handed me a beautifully wrapped gift box and looked at my eyes and said, "This is the gift I want to give to Xiaoqin this year. It will be handed over by you."

I reached out and felt a little weight, I don't know what is inside.

"However, you don't want to say that I sent it, or her mother would be angry." Huo Zhenbang smiled a little helplessly, then coughed up.

Although Huo Zhenbang lost his wife and his daughter's custody because of chaos, he is still infected with AIDS. He is a bit sloppy. But when he sees a gangster, he still has some sympathy.

"So, Mr. Huo, my gift will be handed over to Xiaoqin, but let me be a gift of my own, I am afraid it is a bit inappropriate."

"There is no inappropriate place." Huo Zhenbang's expression was fierce at once. "You can give this box to Xiaoqin. Don't buy other gifts in one fell swoop, lest Xiao Qin be suspicious. She doesn't know that I am coming to the mainland. I also I don't want her to know."

I don’t know what Huo Zhenbang thinks in the end, but in the face of the four underworld elements in the car, I think I’d better nod my head.

After all, it is a gift from a terminally ill father to a beloved daughter. It must have been carefully selected. It is definitely more beautiful than the gift that my layman has temporarily selected.

Seeing that I agreed to deliver the gift to Xiaoqin, Huo Zhenbang nodded with satisfaction, as if it was because I was too fierce, I gave you two tickets and apologized.

"Ye Lin, I heard that you like fighting, are you interested in seeing the underground boxing match?"

Hey, did Pentis once sneak into the underground boxing game, even in Dongshan City?

Seeing the tickets given to me by Huo Zhenbang is very different from the tickets for general theaters and cinemas. Although the printing is very detailed, it is very thin and very easy to damage. It seems to be easy to tear in an emergency.

"The two tickets are given to Aaron by the old customers of the mainland." Huo Zhenbang glanced at the uncle of the driving position. "We have seen this kind of competition many times, and the interest is not big, but if you If you have seen it, you can open your eyes."

I took the ticket and my thoughts flew to the ring, as if I saw the super masters who used various fighting techniques in advance, and they were all as powerful as Pentax.

"Another ticket is not for you to bring Xiaoqin. After you have given Xiaoqin a birthday, choose a friend you can trust, take him with him, but the underground boxing competition is not a legitimate sport. When you go to visit, be careful of the notes. If you are eyeing, tear up the tickets and swallow them. You know."