I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Nonsense, where are the cats from our hotel."

Zhuang Ni obviously refused to believe that the squad leader played Mimi in the middle of the night referring to a cat.

She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.

"Aunt Li, the 214 tenant wants to check out, and trouble you to see if everything is normal. Then look for a cat in the house, okay."

The "Auntie Li" in Zhuangnikou is probably the sweeping aunt that I met with the squad leader yesterday.

"Hey, Zhuang Ni, you are too self-proclaimed, I haven't decided to check out yet." I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, and it is too bad to check out now."

"Why, do you still want to warm up with the squad leader?" Zhuangni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.

"You can't find a cat." The squad looked at the streetscape outside the glass door. "It ran away from the hole in the window in the middle of the night, if there was no hole..."

The squad leader’s expression was entangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window was flat and even had no cracks, but if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not come in, she would not have a chance to come with the comet. Stay overnight on a bed.

Not long after, Aunt Li, who was wearing a cleaner's costume, came down from the upstairs. This is a middle-aged woman with very good legs and legs. I don't know why, she looked at me with strange eyes.

"There is no cat, but the sheets are dirty and I need to pay a cleaning fee of 20 yuan."

"Wait, you said you have to pay the cleaning fee." The squad leader widened his eyes in disbelief. "Whether it is at my own home, I try my best to maintain indoor hygiene. How can the sheets be stained by me?"

"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't be excited." Zhuangni's cousin advised, "It may be that your male partner is dirty."

As a cleansing worker, Aunt Li shook his head in a domineering manner and said to the squad leader: "Girl, you are dirty, don't you admit it."

"I didn't have it at all... I don't believe you go back to the room with me." The squad leader impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.

Li A stunned and stood firm, and looked at me with the squad leader in disgust, and said coldly:

"It’s not fair to say that you are a girl. You should say that it’s the two of you who got it together. I haven’t remembered it yet. Let me choose it.”

"Of course, you have to make it clear." The squad leader insisted.

Aunt Li snorted with a heavy nasal sound. "There is blood on the sheets. Do you think I can't find it when I turn over and shop."

At the same time, a warning sign affixed to the wall with a finger on it, with eight brush words written in thin gold: the sheets are red, and the deposit is not refundable.

"Is it enough to see you only pay 20 yuan for cleaning? It is already a special treat."

Aunt Li’s face was righteous.

"How can there be blood on the sheets?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned to ask me at the same time.

Zhuangni’s cousin secretly gave me a thumbs up, but he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Hey, don't misunderstand, it's not suspicious blood." I quickly explained, "The blood of the squad leader is not, it is my blood."

The squad leader was relieved a little, and I don’t know why the right hand was over his belly, as if there was a moment of hesitation.

Zhuang Ni reveals a malicious, stunned expression.

"It turned out that I heard that some of my first brothers will bleed at the first time. It seems that Ye Lin is too foreskin."

Your uncle, in your cognition, human beings, whether male or female, will only bleed between the two legs, and there will be thousands of places where blood will flow.

And Aunt Li also has Zhuangni's cousin. You two don't want to be smirked by the side of the team. If there is a camera, this is simply a TV advertisement for a "painless foreskin" in a small clinic.

"Enough, Zhuang Ni, you don't know how to understand." I said with the attitude of a senior expert, "The foreskin is too long to bleed, and the phimosis is possible."

I have been selling adult products for so many years, and I am familiar with the knowledge of physical health.

Zhuang Ni showed me a look of admiration. "Disrespect, you are the legendary ‘big man.’

"I just pointed out the facts and didn't say that I was a phimosis." I was trembled with anger. I asked the squad leader for help without any thought: "Squad leader, you testify to me, I am not a 'big man', you have not seen it once. ."

The squad leader’s face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.

It seems that I accidentally saw my urinating under the Jiangqiao, which was not a good memory for the squad leader.

"Small age, I don't know how to love myself, or who is the squad leader..." Aunt Li seems to be open to the house when we are so young, and I don't agree.

"You all want to be wrong." I shouted. "The blood on the sheets is my nosebleed. Even if I take the test DNA, I am not afraid. It has nothing to do with the squad leader. You, you, Ming, Bai, and, are you? ”

"Your nosebleeds." Zhuangni wrinkled her brows tighter. "When you saw something in bed, you would have nosebleeds."

I didn’t see anything, but listened to the squad leader talking to you. The picture flashed in your head and the palace color was naked, and it will nosebleed, but I am so embarrassed to admit it in so many people.

"It’s just that the weather is too hot and it’s getting angry.” My eyes evaded and perfunctory.

"It is nosebleed, it is other blood, in short, the cleaning fee of 20 yuan." Li Aunt said in a slap.

"I don't have any opinion, I will deduct it from the deposit."

After calculating it, the deposit of 300 yuan should be reduced by the room and cleaning fees, as well as surplus.

"Please give me another 10 yuan." Zhuangni's cousin looked at the computer screen.

"Hey, you are wrong, you should find me 20 yuan." Don't underestimate me, my science score is still decent.

Zhuangni’s cousin showed a very difficult look. “But you used a dozen condoms in the room, a whole twelve.”

The gas field around Zhuang became a black blizzard.

"Squad leader... You and Ye Lin, I have done so many times. You have turned up the volume of the TV to cover your voice."

"The trough..." I couldn't help but swear. Looking at the squad leader's face, she was vomiting blood.

"We didn't use that kind of thing." The squad leader shouted to the brothers and sisters of Zhuang Ni. "There are nowhere to frame the tenants. Your hotel is a black shop."

Zhuang turned her head and asked her cousin: "Are we black shops?" The cousin shook his head. Zhuangni replied: "We are not a black shop. Aunt Li will not be wrong. You must have lost twelve in your room. Just condoms, just admit it."

"Whether it is, it is not easy to find out when it is taken away by a cat, or it is a corner."

I made the most logical guess.

"Ah, it’s a cat." Zhuang Nipi smiled at me without looking at me. "You won't change an excuse."

"This is not an excuse." The squad leader said loudly, "It must have been picked up by Mimi to the back of the closet, or other corners. You can find it, you can find it, maybe you can find the lost playing card by the way." ”

Ok, the squad leader hasn't forgotten the set of only 53 cards.

"The blood-stained sheets, as well as the missing one-piece suit, the squad leader, and the bet of the trick, seem to be good for me."

Zhuang Ni pointed out arrogantly.

"This is invalid evidence." The squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is the nosebleed of Ye Lin. As for the twelve condoms that are not seen... If, if we are really used by us, we should find them in the trash can and find out more. There are more things, are you?"

Zhuang Ni looked at Li Ayi with inquiring eyes. Li Ayi shook her head and said that there were no twelve used condoms in the trash.

Nonsense, even if I am so strong Sparta, it is also a stressful mountain twelve times a night.

Zhuangni thought a little bit. "The squad leader, the bet of this trick, is it even a tie."

"That is, you intend to continue to harass the palace color." The squad asked.

"I can't help it either..." Zhuang sighed exaggeratedly. "Otherwise, let's shake everything out of the school and see what people think is more serious."

"The first thing, a sick girl who has been absent from school for a long time, and her female classmates study together during the summer vacation. They also went to have a bath together during the study, and stayed in bed for a while..."

"The second thing is the female squad leader who is good at learning and doing good work, and the male sports committee of her class used a fake ID card to open the house. Not only did she dye the sheets, but also lost the virgin on the night, and engaged in the other party for twelve times. I got to shake the mountain and the window glass was broken..."

Nima’s rumor is too vicious, and in the end it’s a **** horse, and it can make the window glass badly poisoned. Zhuang Ni also said that it’s not a black shop. It’s about putting the window glass on our head. what.

"You..." The squad leader was too angry to speak by Zhuang Ni. If there is anyone in the second (3) class who is the squad leader's nemesis, then non-Zhuang Ni is none other than.

"Squad leader, if you promised to bet this time, I will save the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen sets of suits, but it is also Ye Lin's money, right?"

No, the squad leader has already returned the deposit of 300 yuan to me last night. If you insist on charging, the squad leader will pay for the missing condom.

"Well, I am your way this time." The squad leader stroked his chest and calmed himself down. "But I will not let you teach the palace to be bad, you wait."

"Well, I will wait." Zhuang said with the look of her lover, she is looking forward to the next arrival of the monitor.

"That..." After the squad leader came out, I approached the counter and asked Zhuangni’s cousin, "Where is your condom available, my family has a lot of stock, if you are interested, you can give it a Internal price..."

"You are not allowed to shoot the squad leader." Zhuang Ni suddenly said her lips.

"Eh."

Zhuang Ni, who came down from her face, had a murderous eye.

"The squad leader should belong to me. No man is eligible to get her, Ye Lin. If you dare to hurt the squad leader, you know what the consequences are."

"I am just talking to your cousin about the supply of condoms. Your cousin looks very interested..."

"Don't talk, don't talk." Zhuang made a decision for the cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you are always unpopular in me, you are my love rival, I will curse you. The cement mixer was rolled and cracked, and the fight could not be fightd."

I didn't make a business, and I walked out of the hotel in disappointment, but carefully tasted Zhanni's last words. It seems that Kenneth, who feels keen, thinks that the squad leader has already exceeded my relationship with ordinary students.