I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Among the 6 girls other than the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are cooking killers. Big horns will only eat and not do. PHS prefers vegetarians, so cooking is not good. In addition to cooking, not only consumes ingredients, but also consumes ingredients. It also consumes the color of the plate, and Xiaoqin is really the second choice for cooking.

"Exactly, you can help me get started, but you are still on vacation, washing vegetables or I am coming, know."

"I know." Xiaoqin nodded to the squad leader and put on the slippers for the kitchen.

"By the way, help me block the kitchen door." The squad leader chuckled. "Don't let Pooh and Amy have a chance to come in, otherwise our dinner will be over."

Although I have not worried that Xiaoqin will secretly poison the squad leader, I am still worried that Xiaoqin will make some kind of mischief (such as deliberately making the squad leader’s dish difficult to eat, and let the squad leader shame in front of everyone. ), but it turns out that my worry today is superfluous. Xiao Qin is very serious about discussing the knowledge of cooking in the squad leader. It seems that he has made up his mind to "master the skills and control the skills".

The average person may think that it is a bad thing to spend so many girls with their birthdays, but in fact it is the opposite.

If you change to a boy’s birthday, and there is only one girl among the participants, it will treat her stars in the same way.

On the other hand, it is not true. In this birthday party, I have a disparity ratio of 1 to 7 for the girls, but it has made me the target of being bullied and being ridiculed. This is a miserable minority obeying the majority, inhumane. Female dictatorship.

"Ye Lin, I heard that you are a substitute in the micro-movie of "Blood War Jinling", is it true?"

The big horn first launched an attack.

"Occasionally, there are occasional shots..." I replied with guilty conscience.

"Then you will be a movie actor in the future."

"How come?" I smiled and concealed the past. If I can play heroes like Bruce Lee and Jet Li, I am of course willing, but if I play a bad guy full-time...

"Kissing, do you have a playmate when you are a stuntman? It must be very exciting."

"Big trumpet, are you hungry and stupid?" I sarcastically said, "Where is the actor who kisses the actor, unless the heroine is too ugly, it must be the actor who kisses himself."

"It's boring. So, you are only responsible for flipping your head, jumping up and down, and squatting."

It’s true that this is true, although it sounds a bit shameful...

"Who said that there is no substitute for the kiss." Amy suddenly said, "I have been using the substitute for the kiss."

Kiss... kiss, isn't Amy in the "Magic Legend" has progressed to the stage of the kiss, and who, and Kyle mixed the ball, I do not know why the heart raised a group of ignorant fire.

Amy’s “singer actor” identity has also been heard, but Amy did not deliberately render it, so that everyone feels “just an ordinary child star”, but the squad leader is very interested in Amy’s performance, and also asks Xiong Yaoyue to take some records. And the stage video to yourself, this enthusiasm, probably with the cat control above youtube, look at the "cat film" all day long.

"I used to kiss the show, I used to be a substitute." Amy said in the tone of the insider. "It’s not so much a substitute, but a puppet. Do you know, "The fantasy drift of the youth", where The lens that the male lead and the tiger are in contact with, the substitutes for the tiger are all puppets, so what is said about movies and television is completely a trick of deception, and there is a mentally handicapped viewer who is willing to look at it."

Amy suddenly stared at the palace color, as if she had discovered something new in her.

"Hey, big cow, do you want to go to the TV? If you are willing to take it off, I will give you a chance to perform a bath fairy in our crew."

Gong Caicai was frightened. "No, please let me go, show my body in front of the camera, I... I will pass out."

"What's the matter, anyway, the shoulders are in the water...you don't like it, it's boring."

The topic quickly turned to the hard work and fun of filming in the film city. Amy’s personal experience was mostly hard work. Xiaoqin, a bystander, said a lot of interesting things.

"The day before yesterday, the crew hired two elephants from the circus to shoot. I didn't expect the elephant to steal a bottle of beer and smashed several studios. The losses were heavy and the losses were heavy."

"Hey, what's so funny, violent women and your mother, these martial arts people may be jokes, our ordinary people were very dangerous at the time, but for the blessing of elephants, I can rest for two days. ......"

I finally got the time to eat dinner. I finally got the place to use it. The result of working **** the table, the squad leader and Xiaoqin was a hearty dish, with a fascinating aroma.

Pineapple clam meat, lettuce salad, sweet and sour fish (reproduced after being destroyed by Xiong Yaoyue), Di San Xian, Candied sweet potato...

With the combination of vegan, conditioning and care, since I have been tying the squad leader, I have not eaten the dishes she has made, and now I feel so sad.

In fact, the birthday banquet is no different from the ordinary meal, but it is “eat” and “drink”, plus the blessing to the birthday star.

"The longer the color is, the more beautiful it is." This is the blessing of ordinary girls, the squad leader, the big horn, and the little celery that follows the trend.

“The life of Zhu Cai Cai is colorful.” This is the blessing of the literary girls, which is common to Xiao Ling.

"The color of the chest is getting bigger and bigger." This is the blessing of 2B girls, and Xiong Yaoyue deserves it.

"The most, the last one is not counted." Gong Caicai quickly denied that there seems to be a fairy who can realize the blessing beside it. "I have wrapped my chest with stockings when I have been sleeping, I hope it will become smaller." ......"

Only me and Amy did not say any blessings. After Amy drank the cola, he boringly put one arm on the dinner table, and the gang was deformed.

After listening to everyone’s previous conversation, Amy grotesquely said: "Then I wish your chest is getting smaller and smaller, will you be happy?"

"Yeah." Gong Caicai quickly agreed, "I am working hard towards this goal, thank you."

Inadvertently saw, Xiaoqin sitting on my left secretly clenched his fist, must think that the troubles of Gong Caicai are very attractive to hatred, but this is the birthday of others, if you are in trouble, I will not ignore it.

Xiaoqin couldn't easily suppress his own cockroaches. I breathed a sigh of relief and raised the cup full of juice. I wish the palace brilliance better and better. This is a blessing for the students. Gong Caicai, who is a member of the study committee, is also very satisfied.

After the blessing, it was time to blow the candles and cut the cake. When the interior lights were turned off, I suddenly found a delicate little hand on my lap.

Needless to say, it must be Xiaoqin’s hand. You are so courageous, actually in someone else’s home, in front of so many people, sexually harass me.

Unscrupulously, I tried to destroy Xiaoqin’s hand. I didn’t expect that before this, Amy found out that Xiaoqin was infringing on her own servant by the candlelight she just picked up, so she reached out and wanted to make it small. The hand of celery drove away.

As a result, I didn't care about the slap, and hit the back of Xiaoqin and Amy. Xiaoqin and Amy screamed at the same time, and shook the big horn responsible for the candle. The squad leader Then I looked at me doubtfully, I don’t know what happened to Xiaoqin and Amy.

Don't get me wrong, the two of them screamed because of my reasons, but I didn't take the dark and indecent as they both, they put their hands on my lap, in other words, it was me who was indecent, of course. This statement is very credible... but at least I believe that I will not be indecent as a sister.

"Ye Lin is very rude to people..." Xiao Qin whispered.

"The servant dare to fight the master in turn, you don't want to get paid every month."

Hello, I don’t have a monthly salary at all. Are you referring to the unlimited black card? The card has been invalidated. Your message is really lagging. I am now a brother. The identity is doing white work for you, at least grateful.

Gong Caicai spurred the gangs in a rare way, exhausted all efforts, and blew out 14 candles in one breath, closing his eyes and making a wish.

The big horn sighed and asked: "What is the wish, is it possible to find a good husband in the future."

"Don't pay attention to Yuhong." The squad leader said, "I don't want to say it."

"There is nothing that can't be said..." Gong Caicai said with shame, "My wish is world peace. I have promised this birthday every year..."

"Why is world peace?" the big horn sighed. "World peace is something that the UN Secretary-General can't manage. It is not good for you to make this wish."

"Well... actually it is good for me." Gong Caicai explained, "The primary school teacher once said a word, "Ning is a Taiping dog, not a chaotic person," if you start to fight..."

"I understand." Xiong Yaoyue suddenly realized that "coloring is really far-sighted. If you play the Third World War, I, the squad leader, and Ye Lin can go to join the army to serve the country. Xiaoqin probably also works, big horn. And PHS can go to the propaganda department to play the energy, but the work of the smuggling class is not competent. At that time, it may be forced to be a comfort woman, oh... it’s a sad fate."

Who is going to be a comfort woman, our great People’s Republic of China will not engage in comforting women like Little Japan, and if you have a birthday, you say that people will go to be comfort women, you should at least look at the atmosphere around you.

As a result, the squad leader grabbed his ear and learned the lesson. After he woke up, he couldn’t help but apologize to the palace. I knew why it was so early, and it’s always good to be straightforward.

"If I don't use anything, it's true." Gong Caicai admitted. "But I pray for peace in the world. I mainly hope that the weak animals can have a way to live, otherwise people will not live." The animals will definitely suffer more..."

Maybe Gong Caicai is really an animal protectionist. She does eat very little meat on the dinner table. It is in stark contrast to me who specializes in meat dishes.

I thought that this day would end in a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere, but I suddenly received an anonymous text message.

"Ye Yuanfeng has been arrested for carrying a lot of drugs. If you don't want to hurt your father, come to me and surrender."

There is only one "horse" in the payment.

Horse police officer, your sister, you sweep the network color love, take my dad to grab me, there is nothing to say, drugs or something, my father is not likely to touch, this is who is framed.